How can I make my moped beat a LS-1?

[Chaotic Bigwheel]

I want to impress the 12 yeer old girl down the street. She said shed show me her boobies.

[Airwolf]

by pissing in the gas tank thus raising your octane level

[Matt84TA]

BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAH! :)

[86ZZ4]

First.... GO OUTSIDE,GET OFF THE DAMN INTERNET FOR AWHILE!!!!!!

second.....CUT YOUR WACKING OFF DOWN TO LESS THEN 12 TIMES A DAY!!!!!!!

[Airwolf]

and remove your muffler bearing that is attcked to your anus

[Jason91Z]

Lower it to where it scrapes the ground and chrome the wheels.

[Dope]

Race parked LS1s! That's how riceboys beat them too :)

Dope

[Bird Of Prey!]

LOL!!!! :D :D It was only a matter of time before someone did this!!

Funny shit!

[Airwolf]

dont forget you o pipe, synthetic blinker fluid, and jeezoline

[Sinister1]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...this is too damn funny.

[JmeierZ28]

Dude! That wasn't funny.. I was on a tech call and had to put the guy on hold cause I was laughing WAY TO HARD! HAHAHAHAHA

[Chaotic Bigwheel]

I wuz thinkin about gettin a battery opersted blo dryer and duct tapin it to the carburater. The light wait of the moped and the cool air wood add the power I need. Anuther thought is NOS butt I dont know ware Id put the tank.

[JmeierZ28]

Originally posted by Chaotic Bigwheel:
<STRONG>I wuz thinkin about gettin a battery opersted blo dryer and duct tapin it to the carburater. The light wait of the moped and the cool air wood add the power I need. Anuther thought is NOS butt I dont know ware Id put the tank.</STRONG>

How bout inside your pussy.. It should be wide enough for a 30LB bottle.