Tell me about your first time.

[Jeremy]

Well, everyone's telling me that "it'll just happen" and shit.. blah blah blah.. which I don't see happening.. but I also can't see myself saying "sooo.. wanna fuck?"...

So I'm kinda wondering how you guys had sex for the first time. :cool:

(This should be interesting....) :)

[-= HaX0r =-]

hahahha....

[Timmy]

hehehe what he said....

[Jay87Z]

Man if you keep sweating it so much it will never happen...

[IROCSS]

Well.. it involved me, my buddy, my buddies business partners wife (whom I hated), a hot tub and some alcohol. Went back up to his appt.. she took her bikini top off and things just kinda happened. ;)

[Bad406Z]

just go with the flow :)

[Steven89IROC]

Well, I can't comment. Not there yet. :)

[Slick50]

Just start fingerin' her... and then slowly start pulling off the pants. She will comply. :) ... after this go down on her for a bit. proceed w/ tryin' to stick your little wanker in there... if she doesn't want to, she'll skworm..., or tell you to put on a condom.
That's the route i follow. ;)

[KamaroZ'91]

do what slick said.... ;)

[Chris84SC]

Slick has the right idea but start at the breasts. When your kissin start touchin her breasts. If she doesnt stop you then move on down. Your pretty well in after that.

[Ragtop89]

*sigh* . . . my first time . . . the best 5 seconds of my teenage years . . . after that I was addicted . . . now I wish I NEVER heard of sex . . . such a waste of time and energy just to get some ass. I wish I would put as much effort into my car or my job as I do THINKING about sex. I can't stop thinking about bumping uglies with some hottie - AND I'M MARRIED!!! You'd think I'd never want to have sex again . . . but . . . me like poo-na-nee!!

[Timmy]

this is pretty funny..... :)

[Slick50]

Originally posted by Chris84SC:
<STRONG>Slick has the right idea but start at the breasts. When your kissin start touchin her breasts. If she doesnt stop you then move on down. Your pretty well in after that.</STRONG>

Dude i forgot all about the breast :eek:... yeah suck on the breast and finger her at the same time... definitely ups your percentage of tappin' it. :)
*** i am not really a breast man at all though. :)

[AQUABATZ]

Give her a Dirty Sanchez! :D :D :D

[MATEOZ28]

Go to a party wait for everyone to get drunk and ask a girl to go to the backyard to talk. Start kissing her and grab the top of her head and push down until she is lined up properly. Ask her if she wants to go to the movies and when she say's yes, say "Well heres ANACONDA PART 2!

[firecop]

Let me see...... that was twenty eight years ago.

[KuruptGTA]

Originally posted by MATEOZ28:
<STRONG>Go to a party wait for everyone to get drunk and ask a girl to go to the backyard to talk. Start kissing her and grab the top of her head and push down until she is lined up properly. Ask her if she wants to go to the movies and when she say's yes, say "Well heres ANACONDA PART 2!</STRONG>

:D dude.....that was fucking great! but uh, my anaconda.....well, let's just say that it'd take about as long as that jason movies been goin on for him to be completly "uncovered" :D

[nebben]

Originally posted by AQUABATZ:
<STRONG>Give her a Dirty Sanchez! :D :D :D</STRONG>

HA, HA, HA!!!! That's the funny shit!!! Wait a minute, what's a Dirty Sanchez??? :confused:

[MrDude_1]

Originally posted by firecop:
<STRONG>Let me see...... that was twenty eight years ago.</STRONG>
LOL!

MrDude_1 points at firecop and laughs...
OLD DUDE!OLD DUDE!OLD DUDE! CANT REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME HE GOT LAIED!

no wait,(if he cant remember the first time, it must be because he got laied alot)
DAM!
nevermind :D

can you guys tell when im board? :D

[KamaroZ'91]

Ok, heres your plan of action..

1) Ask if she wants to go out to dinner.
2) Pick her up and take her out.
3) Afterwards, mabey find something else fun to do like movies or something, even a video arcade.
4) Ride around and talk, until its about 10 or 11 considering she dosent have to be in anytime soon.
5) Ask her if she wants to just go back to one of your houses and watch a movie since theirs nothing better to do.
6) rent something from Blockbuster.
7) take her home, sit in the same couch/bed/chair.
8) Hold her hand, message her, touch her, try to kiss her.... Once you start kissing your almost their. Tell her how much you like her.
9) Put your hand under her shirt and start filling her up, shell probabily do the same to you....
then from their i think you can handle it, make sure you have a condom somewhere handy, we dont want anymore more little horny, no pussy getting, jeremys running around.

[ 04-18-2001: Message edited by: KamaroZ'91 ]

[Jeremy]

lol..

thanks guys.. :)

[Slick50]

mess w/ her hair too... while watchin' the movie. I got mad props for that when i was talkin' to the 21 year old. But i never got to 3rd base. :mad: oh well., live and learn. :)

[Da91Bird]

I was 14. It was Christmas break. I went to her house while her parents were at work, and I brought her some kinky lingerie (I asked before I got there if she would wear it). She put it on, I took it off. :cool:

[GK]

LMA, This is unreal... Your just kidding, right Jeremy? :confused: :)

[Jeremy]

Umm... yeah.....

:D

[MrDude_1]

Originally posted by GK:
<STRONG>LMA, This is unreal... Your just kidding, right Jeremy? :confused: :)</STRONG>
LOL
no GK some people do get all their advice about EVERYTHING online....

and GK, what about you and MARY?!? :D

[firecop]

Mary Palm?

[NotMyBFs91Z]

you know what?? you guys are absolutely pathetic. who says this girl is even gonna want to have sex when you do?? there are still some females out there who wont have sex at the two-month mark, believe it or not. hell, it's been over 2 years for me and wayne, and he knows he's not getting any until the wedding band goes on. people like yall are the ones who give guys like wayne and steven89iroc a bad name. have a littel respect for females, you'll probably get a lot "further" that way.

:rolleyes: :mad: :rolleyes: :mad:

[MrDude_1]

Originally posted by NotMyBFs91Z:
<STRONG>have a littel respect for females, you'll probably get a lot "further" that way.

:rolleyes: :mad: :rolleyes: :mad:</STRONG>


hell, i do! thats why i dont get laid that much....
now if i was low or somthing i could just go to a party and fuck all the drunk girls i wanted.
dont just assume that because i WANT to do it that im just gonna... we are GUYS, ready willing, and able.. just give me enought time to undo my zipper and im ready. :D

anyway Jeremy was just asking about our first time... he never asked for advice on how to trick, or manulpate his girl into gving it up...... the guys just volenteered their info....

[firecop]

You think it's bad waiting for the first time? Let me tell you, it's 10 times worse after because you will spend every waking
moment trying to find another. You will be like a junky waiting for his next fix. You will never be able to stand outside during a
breeze. Everything you see will be like a surrealist painting by Salvador Dali. Inanimate objects will appear to be calling to you.

Be afraid, be very afraid! :D :D ;)

[Da91Bird]

How do you know she's not ready? Besides, I don't think anybody suggested forcing her into it. This is how guys have their fun, don't take it too seriously.

[GK]

Originally posted by NotMyBFs91Z:
<STRONG>you know what?? you guys are absolutely pathetic. who says this girl is even gonna want to have sex when you do?? there are still some females out there who wont have sex at the two-month mark, believe it or not. hell, it's been over 2 years for me and wayne, and he knows he's not getting any until the wedding band goes on. people like yall are the ones who give guys like wayne and steven89iroc a bad name. have a littel respect for females, you'll probably get a lot "further" that way.

:rolleyes: :mad: :rolleyes: :mad:</STRONG>

I'm with Ryan on this one..

[Steven89IROC]

Originally posted by NotMyBFs91Z:
<STRONG>you know what?? you guys are absolutely pathetic. who says this girl is even gonna want to have sex when you do?? there are still some females out there who wont have sex at the two-month mark, believe it or not. hell, it's been over 2 years for me and wayne, and he knows he's not getting any until the wedding band goes on. people like yall are the ones who give guys like wayne and steven89iroc a bad name. have a littel respect for females, you'll probably get a lot "further" that way.

:rolleyes: :mad: :rolleyes: :mad:</STRONG>

*blushes* thanks. :) I was just thinkin the same thing. They're all talkin about going on a date with a girl for the first time, bringin her home, then hmm-HMMMM. The girls who willingly will do that right away are not my type. It doesn't sound like Jeremy's girls is that way either from what i've heard. I could be wrong, though. :confused: I think he's just gettin' curious. :) Kinda the wrong place to ask, if you ask me. :D

[KamaroZ'91]

DOnt listen to notmybfsZ :D, your not forcing her, your just asking her, when you try to "stick it in" and she pushes you away and says something like "not yet", its no big deal, just keep kissing her like you were... But you have to "try" at least or youll "never EEVVVVEEEER" (in my best chris jericho voice) get any.

This girl i used to date named jennifer, i dated her for like a month before we had sex. For like the first two weeks all we did was lay in her bed, watch TV and kiss and cuddle, mabey a little oral... Everytime i went in her pants she kinda pushed me back, it took me a month of this bullcrap until we finially had actual sex... Now im not even dating her anymore, im not dating anyone, but everynow and then shell call me up or ill call her and we'll go on a date then still come home and mess around.

[ 04-18-2001: Message edited by: KamaroZ'91 ]

[Slick50]

Originally posted by NotMyBFs91Z:
<STRONG>you know what?? you guys are absolutely pathetic. who says this girl is even gonna want to have sex when you do?? there are still some females out there who wont have sex at the two-month mark, believe it or not. hell, it's been over 2 years for me and wayne, and he knows he's not getting any until the wedding band goes on. people like yall are the ones who give guys like wayne and steven89iroc a bad name. have a littel respect for females, you'll probably get a lot "further" that way.

:rolleyes: :mad: :rolleyes: :mad:</STRONG>

Oh cry me a river. the boy asked and i told.
firstly.
1. all girls wanna have sex.
2. there isn't very many females like yourself... lucky for me. :)
3. if i was your boyfriend i woulda dumped you after six months.... or you must give one hell of a felishio :)
4. i don't give a shit who i give a bad name, if you would try to think of a guy as an individual we wouldn't have this Steve89iroc problem, now would we? :)

[AQUABATZ]

Originally posted by 1_fast_f-bdy:
<STRONG>HA, HA, HA!!!! That's the funny shit!!! Wait a minute, what's a Dirty Sanchez??? :confused:</STRONG>I don't know if you want to know this one. Just so you know I have NEVER tried or attempted this. I heard it on the howard stern show.

What you do is you put your dick into the girl's asshole. You take out the shit with your dick and you put it into her mouth. Its pretty sick but this post was asking for it!

[GK]

The point she's trying to make is that guys in general, guys are always forcing their dicks into girls. Sure, everybody is different, but the implication is there. How about worrying about treating a girl right and making the relationship stronger instead of fucking her.

[Da91Bird]

I vote to fuck them.

[GK]

Originally posted by GK:
<STRONG>The point she's trying to make is that guys in general, guys are always forcing their dicks into girls. Sure, everybody is different, but the implication is there. How about worrying about treating a girl right and making the relationship stronger instead of fucking her.</STRONG>

LOL, that sounds kinda sissy :)... But you guys and gals know what I mean.

[Slick50]

Originally posted by GK:
<STRONG>The point she's trying to make is that guys in general, guys are always forcing their dicks into girls. Sure, everybody is different, but the implication is there. How about worrying about treating a girl right and making the relationship stronger instead of fucking her.</STRONG>

are you sure?... you know it's a mutual thing don't you George? I treat all my girlfriends great. when i go out w/ them there isn't another girl on my mind.
:)

[AQUABATZ]

Originally posted by GK:
<STRONG>The point she's trying to make is that guys in general, guys are always forcing their dicks into girls. Sure, everybody is different, but the implication is there. How about worrying about treating a girl right and making the relationship stronger instead of fucking her.</STRONG>
I actually like her opinion on that. I don't find too many girls who still believe in chastity anymroe. It kinda bothers me too...

[Steven89IROC]

double post

[ 04-18-2001: Message edited by: Steven89IrocTT ]

[Steven89IROC]

:eek: :rolleyes: I don't have a problem, i'm fine the way I am, but thanks for caring. :D

[NotMyBFs91Z]

i think it's kinda sad. i wonder how many guys have married chicks and gotten some kinda disease from a girl they thought was clean and wasnt due to her bed-hopping?? i know most of you dont give a crap, but oh well. i have always been taught that you weren't supposed to have sex before marriage, and everyone i talk to who has had sex before marriage has really regretted it. i mean, if you (lets say) have sex with your fiancee before marriage, what is there to look forward to on and after the honeymoon? i feel great knowing that i will be able to give my husband something very special. and if a guy really cares for me (like wayne does), he'll stick around no matter what. i hate to break it to you guys, but sex isnt everything. yall might start to see that one day, i hope you do! you probably will see it when your little thingy stops working and you're stuck with someone you dont like.

[Da91Bird]

I've had loads of pussy. I'm also married now (faithfully), and we had sex before marriage. The great thing was that I got to fall in love with her personality AND I knew I would have the good stuff for the rest of my life. Now that's livin' folks.

[Jeremy]

Jeez..

I'm not some asshole guy... BUT, that's where part of the problem lies -- I NEVER am able to make any kind of a move, because I don't want the girl to think that's all I care about.. because it ISN'T.. hell, I even have a big problem trying to hold hands, put my arm around her, etc, because I'm afraid of what she'll think... I don't want to look like the typical guy to her, because I'm not the typial guy. Anyways, it fucking blows.

I was just asking how it happened "your" first time.. some people blew that wayyy out of proportion.. :( Oh well. Fuck it.

[firecop]

Hey, I've been with the same woman for twenty three years! Sex didn't hurt me at all. It is tru though that it's ot for everyone. We all have different maturity levels. :cool:

[Slick50]

Originally posted by NotMyBFs91Z:
<STRONG>i think it's kinda sad. i wonder how many guys have married chicks and gotten some kinda disease from a girl they thought was clean and wasnt due to her bed-hopping?? i know most of you dont give a crap, but oh well. i have always been taught that you weren't supposed to have sex before marriage, and everyone i talk to who has had sex before marriage has really regretted it. i mean, if you (lets say) have sex with your fiancee before marriage, what is there to look forward to on and after the honeymoon? i feel great knowing that i will be able to give my husband something very special. and if a guy really cares for me (like wayne does), he'll stick around no matter what. i hate to break it to you guys, but sex isnt everything. yall might start to see that one day, i hope you do! you probably will see it when your little thingy stops working and you're stuck with someone you dont like.</STRONG>

Typical girl. :rolleyes: you know what the sad part is...? That i don't have any regrets because the things i did yesterday is what makes me who i am today. :)
and i am deeply grateful. :)

[BlackStar]

this is cute. im not really sure how to respond. i guess it is because i look at it in a different view than notmybfz is. so.. i really dont see anything wrong w/ having sex b4 your married. what if you never get married? that would just suck to have to sit there and wait. geez. but i dont know im addicted to sex and i love my bf alot too, and its a wonderful thing. I dont consider it "fucking" that just seems too dirty and something prostitutes do, "sex" seems like your doing it because your bored. "screwing" seems like something you do with your boss' wife.. "making love" is just something lovers do and its so heavenly =) yum! anywho.. i respect the people that are waiting, with everyone else, what the hell? why not your only going to live once.. I'm also sorry if this upsets anyone! please dont be mad! :)

[GK]

Jeremy,

Just to make things clear, I'm not aiming any of my words towards you specifically. I'm just excercising my free speech rights :p :)

[Chris84SC]

We weren't giving suggestions on how to rape her. Ya know girls get horny too. Jeremy seems kinda shy so it's a 50/50 chance he'll use any advice anyways. No offense dude. I'm kinda shy too till I get to know someone.

[IROCSS]

There is no sence making yourself miserable for years just because some chick has been brainwashed by her parents, be young, have fun, have safe sex, learn what you like and what you dislike, there is nothing worse than someone who has built up an anticipation over years of this great moment and it doesn't live up to thier expectations. :rolleyes: and trust me.. it won't because they have built up this fairytale image of how perfect everything will be and when the magic moment comes he will blow his load before he even gets in her. ;) :D

If this chick isn't into sex there are a thousand girls out there that are.. this is your life and you only live once so go for it. You two don't need a deep comitment.. just an animal attraction and let it go from there.. if you two don't work out then you both move on with no hard feelings.

I do NOT advocate forcing a girl though.. if she is too timid or scared let her deal with that and you move on to the next girl.. don't hang around and share in her misery. There are many girls out there that don't have these hang ups.. so get to know those gals and have some fun. :)

[Slick50]

Originally posted by IROCSS:
<STRONG>There is no sence making yourself miserable for years just because some chick has been brainwashed by her parents, be young, have fun, have safe sex, learn what you like and what you dislike, there is nothing worse than someone who has built up an anticipation over years of this great moment and it doesn't live up to thier expectations. :rolleyes: and trust me.. it won't because they have built up this fairytale image of how perfect everything will be and when the magic moment comes he will blow his load before he even gets in her. ;) :D

If this chick isn't into sex there are a thousand girls out there that are.. this is your life and you only live once so go for it. You two don't need a deep comitment.. just an animal attraction and let it go from there.. if you two don't work out then you both move on with no hard feelings.

I do NOT advocate forcing a girl though.. if she is too timid or scared let her deal with that and you move on to the next girl.. don't hang around and share in her misery. There are many girls out there that don't have these hang ups.. so get to know those gals and have some fun. :)</STRONG>

I couldn't have put it better myself. :)
actually i tried..., but i guess i came off as a prick. :) hehe.

[Newsance]

My first time was an accident. Was funny as hell.

We had been dating for two years, and were kind running out of stuff to do that didn't involve sticking it in. Both of us were virgins.

We were making out in her bed, totally naked, and she rolls over on top. I moved one way, and at the same time she moved another, and in it goes. We freeze rock solid, and don't say anything for like 45 seconds.

The the conversation went something like this...

"I think you are inside of me. Do you feel that?"

"OH MY GOD"

"I'll take that as a yes"

"Maybe we should get out"

"Yes, maybe we should"

"Are we still virgins?"

"I don't know. Are we?"

"I don't know."

This circular conversation went on for 10 minutes, I shit you not, until we actually did something and finished the job. It was hilarious!

[Newsance]

IROCSS, I agree. Before sex, I really had this massive hangup about the morality of it. Then after, I even felt bad, even though i had had sex with a girl I truly loved. What the Fuck is wrong with that? Nothing.

Sex isn't that big of a deal, wether you're getting some or not. Really, it doesn't make you a bad person to like sex, or to like sex with many people.

To me, I like to at least have a connection with somebody before I feel comfortable having sex, but that doesn't mean that connection can't come about in one night.

Don't worry about it so much people!

[Newsance]

And Jeremy, it will just happen. Believe me, just stop worrying abouyt it, and do what you want!

[MrDude_1]

Originally posted by Newsance:
<STRONG>And Jeremy, it will just happen. Believe me, just stop worrying abouyt it, and do what you want!</STRONG>

there you have it jeremy... now all you have to do is get her naked in bed and have her roll over on you! :D

LMAO @ Newsance ...thats umm.. intresting....

[evil t/a]

Originally posted by NotMyBFs91Z:
<STRONG>i think it's kinda sad. i wonder how many guys have married chicks and gotten some kinda disease from a girl they thought was clean and wasnt due to her bed-hopping?? i know most of you dont give a crap, but oh well. i have always been taught that you weren't supposed to have sex before marriage, and everyone i talk to who has had sex before marriage has really regretted it. i mean, if you (lets say) have sex with your fiancee before marriage, what is there to look forward to on and after the honeymoon? i feel great knowing that i will be able to give my husband something very special. and if a guy really cares for me (like wayne does), he'll stick around no matter what. i hate to break it to you guys, but sex isnt everything. yall might start to see that one day, i hope you do! you probably will see it when your little thingy stops working and you're stuck with someone you dont like.</STRONG>


Bwahahahahahahahahhahahahaha!

Oh shit! For someone that says "sex isnt everything" you sure put alot of emphasis on it being "very special" , it isnt. Your snatch isnt any better or worse than any other womans , it doesnt shoot dollar bills out. Whether or not you are a virgin or a total big booty freak when you get married isnt going to make or break the relationship.
Now start putting out for that boy before he starts getting it from somewhere else.

And for the record I had sex before marriage , a whole lot of it and I dont regret doing it ,I regret doing some of the pound puppies that alchohol led me to but not the fact that I had sex. And I dont have a "little thingy" I have a "big thang".

[GK]

LOL, evil t/a said little thingy :D

[Jason91Z]

Originally posted by evil t/a:
<STRONG>Now start putting out for that boy before he starts getting it from somewhere else.</STRONG>

[XFire83]

Just do like I did: get to know the local trailer park hosebag, talk sweet nothings, and you are in!!
Worked great @ 16!

[Demon Z28]

I avoided this one for long enough...

A lot of you fools out there think thats all there is to a relationship, just fucking... (you married people don't count because you now want sex all you can get because y'all wore yourself out before hand) ...

Most women have priorities... if they can keep their virginity longer, it means they've got a helluva lot more self control than the snatches some of you talk about ...

I think its pretty cool, I respect them for that and if I were in a loving relationship that had promise and a future, I wouldn't rush sex.

I'd rather enjoy the feelings of being loved in return, having someone to hold, spending time with someone and more importantly, to have someone to talk to.

I miss that goddamnit, I don't miss the sex, I could care less about it, its not as important as the rest of it.

Sure, if its a fling, go ahead, have all the freaky sex you want to, just as long as you're single have all the fun you want to, just don't get too attached with your fling because you'll get screwed in the long run.

Sex ruins the best things, and more or less brings out the worst in people.

Yeah, I might get shit for this one, but I don't care. all y'all wanna do is just go suckin and fuckin and not give a shit about the rest of what could be had.

I'm also fairly pleased with the people who didn't make complete dumbasses outta themselves like Firecop, Ryane (well thats a given huh?) and a few others...

BTW Slick50 had a point about the hair thing, but he's still a dumbass for thinking an older woman would put out quicker than oh say... his 17 yearold that he hasn't talked to in a week :rolleyes:

I think the guys who responded more than 2 or 3 times were feeling neglected or are just bullshitting for most part... but I might be wrong on that one... :D

ahwell, I'm done for now

[IROCSS]

Bah, you're just tryin to get into Ryanes pants.

ass kissah!

;) jk

[Demon Z28]

lmao, no... I'm on the other side of the country, SC is just outta my reach http://members.aol.com/xxchaoslordxx/demon.gif

I'm through with trying to get into peoples pants for awhile, it got old fast and I'd rather enjoy the time spent with someone instead of wasting it with sex, knowwhutahmean?

[IROCSS]

Yeah being where I am now in my life I can understand the emotional attachment that you speak of, but I don't agree with some of that.. I feel people are missing a lot by staying with one person thier whole pre-marriage life.

Date, get some variety and experience under your belt before you descide that this one person is your perfect mate.

How can you say that your absolute favorite pie is apple pie when it is the only pie on the menu that you have tried? maybe you would much rather have bananna creme.. but you have put enough time and investment into the apple pie that you would feel guilty to just leave it to try a bananna creme pie..
and even given the apple pies blessings to sample other pies most taste testers out of a sence of chivalry would stay by thier apple pies side.. thus cheating themselves out of a different possible future in which they may have been much more happy.

Yes there is more to a relationship than just fucking but you shouldn't even be in a "relationship" until you are older.. right now you are at a point in your life like sample day at the grocery store.. every new isle has another girl standing there with a new food to taste.

Only once you have narrowed down the food group you wish to eat every day the rest of your life should you persue any type of deep relationship.

Ok.. now I'm hungry damnit. :mad:

[Slick50]

Originally posted by Demon Z28:
<STRONG>
BTW Slick50 had a point about the hair thing, but he's still a dumbass for thinking an older woman would put out quicker than oh say... his 17 yearold that he hasn't talked to in a week :rolleyes:


ahwell, I'm done for now</STRONG>

Did you read my post? ... i'm movin' outta my town in 2 months. the 21 year old lives in the town I'm movin' to. I didn't think she'd put out quicker... i was more comfortable w/ her. And if anything the 17 woulda been easier considerin' I heard from like 6 different people she wanted me. I never told anyone i was attracted to her. :)
... anyways that is over, She has a new boy. I'm not even surprised that's my luck. lesson 1. Don't gamble when you have a sure thing. :)

[lucas]

when the magic moment comes he will blow his load before he even gets in her
bwahahahahahahha.

[NotMyBFs91Z]

evil t/a: you dont need to worry about when, where or who i put out to, because it DAMN sure wouldnt be you if you were the last man on earth. the point i was making is that it's okay to not have sex before marriage. if you want too, whoopty-friggin-do. but since i dont want to, i aint going to. if wyane wants to go get it from somewhere esle, good for him. he knows i wont stand for it, and that i wont take him back if he does. frankly, i think he's a lot better person than people like you, who wont date girls unless they have sex. oh and yea, i dont consider 5" a "big thang".

[Superblue]

I'm not going to detail my experience, I will say that after spending 3 years with the girl I lost my virginity too (also a virgin) that I really wish I had experienced more things with more people (dating, relationships, sex, etc..) I think I would have come back around to someone like who I'm with now but I wouldn't always have that nagging feeling of wondering.

Oh and remember, wear the thickest, most de-sensitizing rubber you can find, that way you can go about hour or so b4 you blow your load and be a natural stud :) (if you can find a piece of rubber garden type hose that fits over your dick, plug one end, slip it on and use that..)

[Da91Bird]

Originally posted by Superblue:
<STRONG>
Oh and remember, wear the thickest, most de-sensitizing rubber you can find, that way you can go about hour or so b4 you blow your load and be a natural stud :) (if you can find a piece of rubber garden type hose that fits over your dick, plug one end, slip it on and use that..)</STRONG>


I wouldn't advise doing that if the girl you are going to be with is also doing it for the first time. It's all rosey sunshine for the guy, it's all pain and blood for the girl. She's gonna want you to blow it and get the hell out of there. Unless, of course, you're like Newsance and you have a pencil dick [see his earlier post about it "falling into" a virgin snatch].

[ 04-19-2001: Message edited by: Da91Bird ]

[YooperTA]

I just have to respond after reading all of that stuff. My first time was my freshman year in college. Girl down the hall, meat on sunday sex on friday, saturday, and sunday. The relationship was all about sex, what an awesome four months. Jeremy dont worry about the first time sucks anyway, I advice your first time not be her first time, that way she can walk you through it. I can relate to you on the shiness part, I used to be that way. You will grow out of it once you finally have sex, at least that is when I lost it....haha, lost it. When you are making out suck on ears, kiss neck. while doing that go to kiss her then right before pull away and kiss something else, tease her b/c sooner or later she is going to do it to you. It all makes it more fun and that is what its all about having fun.
Matt

[Newsance]

Yeah, my Dick is just like a pencil. Thats right... A pencil 4 inches around, and 7" long...

By the way, we had been making out very heavy for about 2 hours by this point, very hot and heavy, and it was less me "moving" one way then JAMMING it one way. :)

[evil t/a]

Originally posted by NotMyBFs91Z:
<STRONG>evil t/a: you dont need to worry about when, where or who i put out to, because it DAMN sure wouldnt be you if you were the last man on earth. the point i was making is that it's okay to not have sex before marriage. if you want too, whoopty-friggin-do. but since i dont want to, i aint going to. if wyane wants to go get it from somewhere esle, good for him. he knows i wont stand for it, and that i wont take him back if he does. frankly, i think he's a lot better person than people like you, who wont date girls unless they have sex. oh and yea, i dont consider 5" a "big thang".</STRONG>

Hahahahhahaha! Touched a nerve huh?" if you were the last man on earth!" how Corny! Sorry babe like I said before you dont have a magic snatch so dont flatter yourself by thinking that everyone wants to get in it. Secondly what makes him a better person ? The fact that he puts up with brainwashed girls like you that think being a virgin when you get married is all there is to it?
So you are the goose with the golden snatch, maybe I should build a shrine to it, and place offerings underneath it. I never said that it wasnt okay to wait until you are married , you just seem to think that utopia rests between your legs and that the world will be butta' for the "lucky" boy that gets there first. Nope , like I said before it is no better or worse than any other womans, it is not the prize that someone brainwashed you into believing it is. When it starts spitting out 20's then give me a call ,until then there are about 2.5 billion others just like it in the world.

5 inches huh? Woman I will slap you in the back of the head with it!

Oh and for someone that is supposed to be so chaste you sure know alot about dick.

[Smasher]

Originally posted by Da91Bird:
<STRONG>Unless, of course, you're like Newsance and you have a pencil dick [see his earlier post about it "falling into" a virgin snatch].
</STRONG>

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

I'll be goddamned if that wasn't the funniest thing I've read all day!

[Smasher]

Eh, didn't notice there was a page 3...

Originally posted by Newsance:
<STRONG>A pencil 4 inches around, and 7" long...</STRONG>

Um... that is more or less a pencil.

Evil, you're cracking me up.
Woman I will slap you in the back of the head with it!

ROTFLMAO

Oh and for someone that is supposed to be so chaste you sure know alot about dick.

Touche

[Slick50]

like i said... she must give some great head. :)

[Newsance]

Originally posted by Smasher:
<STRONG>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

I'll be goddamned if that wasn't the funniest thing I've read all day!</STRONG>

That was pretty funny. I give props.

[Slick50]

Originally posted by Newsance:
<STRONG>That was pretty funny. I give props.</STRONG>

haha. i didn't think about it either... that shit is pretty damn tight ...
BWAHAHAHAHA!
i give props too. :)

[Da91Bird]

Originally posted by Newsance:
<STRONG>That was pretty funny. I give props.</STRONG>

In that case, I take back everything mean I ever said about you. It takes a strong man to laugh off something like "pencil dick" (even more so if it's a woman who said it, but then you've got other issues).

I'm LMAO at evil t/a, he's the real comedian. "Goose with the Golden Snatch" and "butta for the lucky boy who gets there first", that shit's classic.

[NotMyBFs91Z]

now when did i say i didnt do ANYTHING?? never. i said i havent had sex, and i'm not planning to until i get married. i never said i didnt do other things, now did i?? and i wasnt pressured into doing other things, i did them because i wanted to. and never did i ssay my coot was any better than the next woman's. but it could be, because the next woman's might be worn out and flapping in the breeze. the point is, wayne is with me because he loves me, not for sex. i admire him for that. we need more men like him who dont need a piece of ass in order to survive. and if you were wondering, he has had sex in the past with a couple of his ex girlfriends. but his ex made an impulsive decision and decided to have sex with him, and regretted it afterwards because she had wanted to wait until she got married as well. he swore it'd never happen again.

oh yea...i hope you have a 10 foot pole...thats the only way i'd ever let you touch me...

[Newsance]

Originally posted by Da91Bird:
[QB]In that case, I take back everything mean I ever said about you. It takes a strong man to laugh off something like "pencil dick" (even more so if it's a woman who said it, but then you've got other issues).

[QB]

All I gotta say is that I'm comfortable enough with my package size to not let that over the internet bug me. It was funny though.

If that had happened in bed with a chick, it would have been another matter. But still, in bed, I'm batting 1.000 . Every girl that has actually seen the package in action, has said something to the effect of "Um, you know you are big, right?"

Now THATS an ego booster! :)

[Smasher]

Originally posted by NotMyBFs91Z:
<STRONG>oh yea...i hope you have a 10 foot pole...thats the only way i'd ever let you touch me...</STRONG>

Jesus Christ if that isn't the setup of the year...

[evil t/a]

Originally posted by NotMyBFs91Z:
<STRONG>now when did i say i didnt do ANYTHING?? never. i said i havent had sex, and i'm not planning to until i get married. i never said i didnt do other things, now did i?? and i wasnt pressured into doing other things, i did them because i wanted to. and never did i ssay my coot was any better than the next woman's. but it could be, because the next woman's might be worn out and flapping in the breeze. the point is, wayne is with me because he loves me, not for sex. i admire him for that. we need more men like him who dont need a piece of ass in order to survive. and if you were wondering, he has had sex in the past with a couple of his ex girlfriends. but his ex made an impulsive decision and decided to have sex with him, and regretted it afterwards because she had wanted to wait until she got married as well. he swore it'd never happen again.

oh yea...i hope you have a 10 foot pole...thats the only way i'd ever let you touch me...</STRONG>

Oh man you are funny!

I dont need a piece of ass to survive , all I really need is food ,water and shelter, everything else is gravy. Sex just makes life more fun (except for your flacid boyfriend). I find it funny that you say that he has had sex with a couple of ex girlfriends and one regreted it so he doesnt want to have sex with you. Who told you that? Him? Maybe you should stop accepting everything you hear as gospel. More than likely he is a virgin and is afraid of not performing up to snuff. Nothing wrong with that.

You seem to think that if you people that have sex before marriage are with each other just for sex , that isnt even remotely true.

So what you are saying is that you suck dick , but you dont fuck? So noble.

"I've never had sex with anyone else , but ive sucked alot of dick"

Ahh just what everyman wants to hear. :D

[ 04-19-2001: Message edited by: evil t/a ]

[Newsance]

LOL.

Really I respect anybodies choice with what to do with their body, but I could really do without the holier than thou bullshit.

Just because I'm not a virgin and am not ashamed of it doesn't make me a bad person. To me, it was the right choice.

[Newsance]

LOL! This post is great...

The part about being ashamed of sex drives me nuts. If anything, it ISN't something to be ashamed of. It's just fucking sex. IF he is sorry that he used his package in the manner that god intended, he's got more problems than just his girl.

[evil t/a]

Originally posted by NotMyBFs91Z:
<STRONG>

oh yea...i hope you have a 10 foot pole...thats the only way i'd ever let you touch me...</STRONG>

I had SOOOOOOOO many comebacks for this one.

But I will forgo those and just end with the least funny one.

So you only want the REALLLLY big dicks? Oh nooooow I understand.

[Da91Bird]

Originally posted by Smasher:
<STRONG>Jesus Christ if that isn't the setup of the year...</STRONG>


Yeah, my trigger finger's been itchin'. But, even though I like to deflower women whenever I get the chance (or, did before marriage), I'm not going to disrespect a nice girl that I don't even know.

Originally posted by Newsance:"Um, you know you are big, right?" Now that's an ego booster!


What about when she wraps her fingers around it, and her middle finger doesn't touch her thumb? Awwwwwwwww, yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

[Newsance]

Originally posted by Da91Bird:
<STRONG>What about when she wraps her fingers around it, and her middle finger doesn't touch her thumb? Awwwwwwwww, yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!</STRONG>

That'd be sweet, but I'm not quite that "equipped". I'm happy with what god gave me. :)

[Da91Bird]

Originally posted by evil t/a:
<STRONG> Oh man you are funny!



"I've never had sex with anyone else , but ive sucked alot of dick"

Ahh just what everyman wants to hear. :D

[ 04-19-2001: Message edited by: evil t/a ]</STRONG>


Ever seen Clerks? "Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot!"

[Smasher]

Originally posted by Da91Bird:
<STRONG>What about when she wraps her fingers around it, and her middle finger doesn't touch her thumb? Awwwwwwwww, yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!</STRONG>

<font size=6><blink>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA</blink></font>

Damn Newsance, he got you twice in one day.

[ 04-19-2001: Message edited by: Smasher ]

[evil t/a]

Bwhahahahahaha! I was thinking of that scene when I read her post.

"whats snowballing"

[Da91Bird]

{Wayne after they're married}
"You sucked that guy's dick?!?!"

[NotMyBFs91Z]

i dont believe everything i hear. i'm not stupid...if i was, i wouldnt be surviving college. i'm 99% sure he's not a virgin. yea, i believe what he tells me, because i've been with him for 2 years and he's never given me any reason not to believe him.
besides, what difference does it make what i do? i feel like i can do whatever, AKA "suck dick" as you say, and still live up to my own morals.
bottom line: if i'm not selling out of my own morals, then i'm good to go. if your morals allow for you to have sex before marriage, then fine! thats you. but you cant tell me i'm out of line for believing what i believe. my first post on this topic was stating that all the guys who were all about "fuck fuck fuck" were pathetic. the ones talking about "get a girl drunk and go to town..." yadda yadda yadda.

oh yea, i'm not brainwashed. i have strong morals and confidence in myself...why does that make me brainwashed??

and i know every man doesnt wanna get up in me. hell, i'm glad every man doesnt! but i do know i have plenty of qualities that men like...both physical and mental.

look. i've been having a rough couple of days...school's been screwing me up, and i needed to vent. so i did it here one something that i believed. now why does that make me such a bad person?? geez, cant do anything anymore without pissing someone off. everyone else pretty much let it roll off their back. whats the big deal with you?

[evil t/a]

Who says that Im am even remotley pissed off? I am just picking on your statements ,nothing personal .you just have a habit of leaving yourself open.(at least on the internet you do ;) )

[Slick50]

Originally posted by NotMyBFs91Z:
<STRONG>i dont believe everything i hear. i'm not stupid...if i was, i wouldnt be surviving college. i'm 99% sure he's not a virgin. yea, i believe what he tells me, because i've been with him for 2 years and he's never given me any reason not to believe him.
besides, what difference does it make what i do? i feel like i can do whatever, AKA "suck dick" as you say, and still live up to my own morals.
bottom line: if i'm not selling out of my own morals, then i'm good to go. if your morals allow for you to have sex before marriage, then fine! thats you. but you cant tell me i'm out of line for believing what i believe. my first post on this topic was stating that all the guys who were all about "fuck fuck fuck" were pathetic. the ones talking about "get a girl drunk and go to town..." yadda yadda yadda.

oh yea, i'm not brainwashed. i have strong morals and confidence in myself...why does that make me brainwashed??

and i know every man doesnt wanna get up in me. hell, i'm glad every man doesnt! but i do know i have plenty of qualities that men like...both physical and mental.

look. i've been having a rough couple of days...school's been screwing me up, and i needed to vent. so i did it here one something that i believed. now why does that make me such a bad person?? geez, cant do anything anymore without pissing someone off. everyone else pretty much let it roll off their back. whats the big deal with you?</STRONG>

I'd rather break my morals all the way then half ass... ie. "only going down on a girl" or in your case "suck dick". :) From your position you describe you are just substuting one form of pleasure for another. Isn't that just as bad? :)

[Slick50]

Oh... and notmybfs91z... I'm sure your mom would be proud of you. Stickin' to your morals and all, giving head.., yeah i'm sure your mom encouraged that. ;)

[NotMyBFs91Z]

READ. i said i'm not breaking my morals. that means i'm not breaking them half-ass, al the way, or anything. my morals say "NO SEX" and i'm not having sex. an' shit.

[GK]

Grow up guys... Can't you guys have a discussion without name calling? :rolleyes:

[Slick50]

Originally posted by NotMyBFs91Z:
<STRONG>READ. i said i'm not breaking my morals. that means i'm not breaking them half-ass, al the way, or anything. my morals say "NO SEX" and i'm not having sex. an' shit.</STRONG>

hmmmm... i recall going down on someone as "oral sex". weird 'eh? ... i guess it's not really sex... but then again it is. hmmmmmmmm..... looks half ass to me. :)

[Newsance]

Originally posted by GK:
<STRONG>Grow up guys... Can't you guys have a discussion without name calling? :rolleyes:</STRONG>

You, my friend, are a poopy head.

[Newsance]

Catholic morals: Up the butt doesn't count.

[Da91Bird]

Originally posted by Newsance:
<STRONG>You, my friend, are a poopy head.</STRONG>

I will be damned if that is not THE EXACT thing I was fixing to write, less "my friend".

[StanleyBastard]

Originally posted by NotMyBFs91Z:
<STRONG>cant do anything anymore without pissing someone off. </STRONG>

fact of life.

[NotMyBFs91Z]

sex = sexual intercourse. i am not having sexual intercourse, therefore i'm not breaking my morals.

[Da91Bird]

You should run for president.

[Demon Z28]

techniically any type of penetration sort of negates being a virgin since being a virgin denotes 100% pure and innocent of anything sexual (mmkay)... ie no dick suckin, no anal, no fingers up nothin, no tongue goin every which way, etc...

Not pickin on ya dear, just sayin my piece on that one

Newsance really lost his virginity to a sheep, just so he could make up a story and brag about it... and that poor virgin sheep was so tore up from newsance's "ever so impressive" package that when he finally blew, the sheep exploded with one last "BAAAAA!!" and newsance wandered away from the cliff in search of the farmer who owned the sheep to tell him to get him a towel, his sheep got him messy.

then as the farmer came back with the towel, newsance bent him over and proceeded to fuck the farmer right in the ass, who by the way was screaming "My dog has a bigger dick than that, so if you think thats gonna hurt, think again" ...


wheee I'm bored

[2camaros]

/me throws some fuel on the fire...

You go evilt/a!! :D

NotMyBFs91Z: You are still young. Eventually you will figure out that there is not supreme entity watching your every move. No supreme "God" is going to send you to hell for living life.

:rolleyes:

[Jay87Z]

Now, I'm not picking on anyone, or talking about anyone here, or anyone in general.

Just describing something I have seen countless times for the last 4-5 years, and it takes the cake for complete hypocracy.

I've met plenty of guys and girls, that wanted to be virgins until they got married.

Great, good for them.

But.. just cause they are as horney as everyone else on this planet, they will do damn near everything... except regular old sex.

Sucked dick? Sure they did. Ate pussy? Of course. Little finger actions? Sure, why not...etc etc etc.

basically, they have done EVERY sexual act imaginable, except for just plain sex.

Yet, the strut around acting like they are still the poster child of virginity.

Now to me, that is just complete bullshit. If you've gotten your partner off, and they've gotten you off... congradulations, your NOT a virgin. (at least in my eyes)

Like I said, this isn't directed to anyone here, just something I've seen happen plenty of times.

[StanleyBastard]

Originally posted by NotMyBFs91Z:
<STRONG>sex = sexual intercourse. i am not having sexual intercourse, therefore i'm not breaking my morals.</STRONG>

Ok personally, im just curious to know how you arrived at that conclusion. Like, what made you decide that that is what your morals are?

Did you just sit down one day & decide that you werent gonna have sex, but that everything else would be ok, and if so what motivated you to come up with that decision?

[Smasher]

Originally posted by 2camaros:
<STRONG>Eventually you will figure out that there is not supreme entity watching your every move. No supreme "God" is going to send you to hell for living life. </STRONG>

I beg to differ. I'll have you know I'm watching your every move right now. When you remove your hand from under your desk, those papers are waiting on you. And don't miss church this Sunday, bitch.

[NotMyBFs91Z]

well then, i guess i'm not a virgin to yall then. is that what you all wanted to hear/?? you heard it!! woohoo!! :rolleyes: either way, i'm not having sex, and my outlook hasnt changed. i aint gonna run to wayne and tell him i wanna have sex now...

[2camaros]

Originally posted by StanleyBastard:
<STRONG>Ok personally, im just curious to know how you arrived at that conclusion. Like, what made you decide that that is what your morals are?

Did you just sit down one day & decide that you werent gonna have sex, but that everything else would be ok, and if so what motivated you to come up with that decision?</STRONG>


Methinks religious brainwashing.

[2camaros]

Originally posted by Smasher:
<STRONG>I beg to differ. I'll have you know I'm watching your every move right now. When you remove your hand from under your desk, those papers are waiting on you. And don't miss church this Sunday, bitch.</STRONG>

Sure, as long as I can Sin 6 days a week and make up for it in one hour on the 7th day...

:D :D :D

[NotMyBFs91Z]

Originally posted by StanleyBastard:
<STRONG>Did you just sit down one day & decide that you werent gonna have sex, but that everything else would be ok, and if so what motivated you to come up with that decision?</STRONG>

pretty much...i just promised myself i would never engage in sexual intercourse before marriage. it's just something i wanted to do.