MrDude_1
02-26-2001, 08:57 AM
of course youve probly heard these but.....
The ABSOLUTE WORST things to say to a Police Officer
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Hey, you must've been doin' about 125mph to keep up with me! Good job!
That uniform makes your butt look really big.
Excuse me. Is "stick up" hyphenated?
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a Police Officer.
You don't happen to have any beer in your car do you?
I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
"Bad Cop! No Donut!"
Your not gonna check the trunk, are you?
"Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence."
Did you happen to attend the "Barney Fife" Police Academy?
Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?
I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
When you smack the crap outta me, make sure you smile pretty for the camcorder
I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket
Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?
I pay your salary!
So, uh, you on the take, or what?
Those sirens are hurting my ears, turn them off or I am not speaking to you.
So what if I was speeding, whatcha gonna do about it Mr. Hotshot?
Gee,officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
"Aren't you the guy from the village people"
Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay just so one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes I know there is no other car around, that's how far ahead of me they are....
So, are you still crabby because your mamma didn't let you play with your gun when you were little?
Sorry I can't hear you over the radio. No I am not turning it down, I love this song. Either speak up or just leave me alone.
What do you mean have I been drinking? Your the trained specialist.
Hey is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.
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'82 Indy 500 Pace car Camaro
409 Small Block
The officer came to the window of my car and asked "Do you know why I stopped you?". I replied,"Because you're a cop and you are supposed to pull people who are speeding over?".
Was I speeding officer?
you'r not going to check the trunk are you??
Gee officer that's great the last officer gave me a warning too!:)
The ABSOLUTE WORST things to say to a Police Officer
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Hey, you must've been doin' about 125mph to keep up with me! Good job!
That uniform makes your butt look really big.
Excuse me. Is "stick up" hyphenated?
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a Police Officer.
You don't happen to have any beer in your car do you?
I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
"Bad Cop! No Donut!"
Your not gonna check the trunk, are you?
"Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence."
Did you happen to attend the "Barney Fife" Police Academy?
Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?
I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
When you smack the crap outta me, make sure you smile pretty for the camcorder
I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket
Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?
I pay your salary!
So, uh, you on the take, or what?
Those sirens are hurting my ears, turn them off or I am not speaking to you.
So what if I was speeding, whatcha gonna do about it Mr. Hotshot?
Gee,officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
"Aren't you the guy from the village people"
Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay just so one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes I know there is no other car around, that's how far ahead of me they are....
So, are you still crabby because your mamma didn't let you play with your gun when you were little?
Sorry I can't hear you over the radio. No I am not turning it down, I love this song. Either speak up or just leave me alone.
What do you mean have I been drinking? Your the trained specialist.
Hey is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.
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http://www.ballericons.com/icon/4628.gif
'82 Indy 500 Pace car Camaro
409 Small Block
The officer came to the window of my car and asked "Do you know why I stopped you?". I replied,"Because you're a cop and you are supposed to pull people who are speeding over?".
Was I speeding officer?
you'r not going to check the trunk are you??
Gee officer that's great the last officer gave me a warning too!:)