Live in Texas and screwed Jeremy's ex? Post up!!!

[ADV1]

now... this is odd...

[ADV1]

before any of you get the chance yes I know... :sucks:

[ADV1]

and oh yeah... :gives:

[ADV1]

and yes this too...

:plzdie:

[MrDude_1]

by dude you mean me?

im not even a post whore right now.

[ADV1]

to which I say...

:end:

[ADV1]

Originally posted by MrDude_1
by dude you mean me?

im not even a post whore right now.



Ahhhhh, but your one of the great ones... and by responding so quickly it's assured me that you've not lost your touch :thumbup:

[TMoNeE]

nu uh

[TMoNeE]

i will be included on this!!!

[TMoNeE]

cuz its friday, and im sick of telling the peons around here what to do.. im gonna sit in my office and close the damn door.

[ADV1]

:slap: don't back talk me boy...
































































:finger:

[TMoNeE]

53 mins til im out for 3 day weekend!

[TMoNeE]

and dove hunting season just opened... wooooohoooooo

[ADV1]

Originally posted by TMoNeE
cuz its friday, and im sick of telling the peons around here what to do.. im gonna sit in my office and close the damn door.


FUCK! thats what I'm doing!!! :ripped:

[TMoNeE]

/takez over this thread.

:owned:

[TMoNeE]

im gonna get myself to 3400 posts in this thread

[ADV1]

Originally posted by TMoNeE
and dove hunting season just opened... wooooohoooooo


I can't wait till our season opens!

I am building a new deer stand this weekend though...

[MrDude_1]

umm.. kay.

you know, adding alot of spaces to your posts like that is just gay.

then again, i know once i say that, you're going to do that.

obviously, its because i control you that way.

[ADV1]

Originally posted by TMoNeE
/takez over this thread.

:owned:


Bitch!!! :kickass:

[MrDude_1]

im going to go wander off to some other forums now, but when i come back, i expect to see atleast 90 replies.

[TMoNeE]

yeah, and i gotta install my new rear this weekend

[TMoNeE]

oh, 90 replies, that could be tuff, bring it on Aric

[ADV1]

Originally posted by MrDude_1
umm.. kay.

you know, adding alot of spaces to your posts like that is just gay.

then again, i know once i say that, you're going to do that.

obviously, its because i control you that way.


Step aside Dudie... theres a new sherrif in town.

[TMoNeE]

i wonder how different 3.73's are gonna feel from 2.77's

[ADV1]

you

[TMoNeE]

tom (cobrakiller) just told me that he touched his cousins penis

[ADV1]

guys

[ADV1]

can

[ADV1]

suck

[ADV1]

my

[ADV1]

ass

[TMoNeE]

thats not nice

[ADV1]

I'm

[TMoNeE]

its friday, and everyones grumpy

[ADV1]

da

[TMoNeE]

biggest homo ever

[ADV1]

king

[ADV1]

my berly rules

[TMoNeE]

hahah its all about timing

[ADV1]

my Z28 rules

[TMoNeE]

yea, you have the only berly ive ever liked

[ADV1]

Originally posted by TMoNeE
biggest homo ever


Fuck you I thought you left???

[TMoNeE]

you run it at the check

[ADV1]

my Z71 rules

[ADV1]

Originally posted by TMoNeE
yea, you have the only berly ive ever liked



Why thank you... you will now be spared

[TMoNeE]

i mean track, have you run the Z at the track

[ADV1]

aww crap I just saw that Mike logged on

[ADV1]

this could get inetersting

[TMoNeE]

nooo post up high, die mike, DIE

[ADV1]

how am I doing on responses???

[TMoNeE]

s'ok, just go set a beer can by his house and call the cops

[ADV1]

Mikie takes in the rear ;)

[MrDude_1]

you're short. (and i mean that on several levels)

[TMoNeE]

o, 7 more posts to 3400

[ADV1]

Originally posted by TMoNeE
s'ok, just go set a beer can by his house and call the cops


Good Idea... ** calls cops **

[MrDude_1]

ok

yuo = teh suck at da ph0$t wh0ring.

okthkxbye

[ADV1]

Originally posted by MrDude_1
you're short. (and i mean that on several levels)


stop talking about my penis!


Oh, wait...

[ADV1]

Shit, now I've got employees wanting to talk... Bummer

[TMoNeE]

i cant help it, im not used to being a whore.

[ADV1]

That didn't take long... I told them I was in the middle of a business call with a customer...

[TMoNeE]

ahahaha, when my door is closed, i dont get bothered.. it means go away hahaha.

[ADV1]

Originally posted by MrDude_1
ok

yuo = teh suck at da ph0$t wh0ring.

okthkxbye


OK, prove your worth lets see 200 posts you've got 10 minutes....



And....






3






2







1






GO!!!

[TMoNeE]

w00t, first post of third page

[ADV1]

Originally posted by TMoNeE
ahahaha, when my door is closed, i dont get bothered.. it means go away hahaha.


Apparently you have better control over your employees than I do... Thats the problem with me...

[ADV1]

Where in the Hell is Diabolical??? Comon girlie man... what do ya got???

[TMoNeE]

yea, but your employees probably like you... most of these guys practically hate me... like i care muu ha aha

[ADV1]

Dudie??? I don't see any posts popping up... do you suck??? :baby:

[TMoNeE]

3399 posts

[ADV1]

Originally posted by TMoNeE
yea, but your employees probably like you... most of these guys practically hate me... like i care muu ha aha


Trust me, most of my employees probly think I'm a ridgid Prick!

[ADV1]

YEA! 3400 posts congrats!

[TMoNeE]

boom, 3400, :dance: yea where the fuck is that pussy mike.

[ADV1]

Ummm, how did I beat you to that???

[ADV1]

Pussy Pussy Pussy Pussy Pussy cat... :D

[ADV1]

So what do you do for a living?

[ADV1]

I co-own a residential repair company with 16 employees...

[ADV1]

My time is drawing to an end soon...

[ADV1]

I need to go do an estimate...

[ADV1]

and sence Dudie and Mike have not responed

[ADV1]

I'm going to crown TMoNeE
and I kings of Whoredom!

[TMoNeE]

lol, sorry i was actually working, i manage a technical support department for a large networking products company... and own my own pc business.

[TMoNeE]

and go to school, 17 units this semester.

[TMoNeE]

speaking of school, i need to get going... talk to y'all later.

/IbeDaWhore

[ADV1]

damn!

[ADV1]

OK

[ADV1]

only

[ADV1]

need

[ADV1]

a

[ADV1]

few

[ADV1]

more

[ADV1]

posts

[ADV1]

to

[ADV1]

reach

[ADV1]

90

[sc1twntrbo]

huh

[MrDude_1]

heh, but whats nice is, even if you did this everyday, i still have you beat on posts...


and i dont even have to whore like this thread. :raz:


btw, i was at a diffrent website.... and then i took a shit... and now im going to the water cooler... probly going to stop by someone elses office and talk or find other ways to waste time..

afterall, i have read the whole internet

[ADV1]

Originally posted by MrDude_1
heh, but whats nice is, even if you did this everyday, i still have you beat on posts...


and i dont even have to whore like this thread. :raz:


btw, i was at a diffrent website.... and then i took a shit... and now im going to the water cooler... probly going to stop by someone elses office and talk or find other ways to waste time..

afterall, i have read the whole internet


:hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail:

[Firebird 383]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE INTERNET?

[ADV1]

Originally posted by Firebird 383
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE INTERNET?


Yes, tel me more about this... inter net

[CrimsonVonDoom]

I WAS THAT POST WHORE!

[ADV1]

Originally posted by CrimsonVonDoom
I WAS THAT POST WHORE!


Your out of date Dommie...


There was a time though... ohhhhhhh there was a time...

[Firebird 383]

As long as you're post-whoring, ADV... maybe you can explain something for me:

"SEX SELLS! AND A CAMARO IS SEX ON WHEELS!"

What the Fuck does that even mean? Sex sells and a Camaro is sex on wheels... so therefore a Camaro on wheels sells??? That doesn't make a fucking bit of sense.

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


:finger:

[sc1twntrbo]

he gets 2 points for trying

[sc1twntrbo]

dont try to taake his glory

[Firebird 383]

NO POINTS


NO GLORY

[Firebird 383]

798

[Firebird 383]

799

[Firebird 383]

WooHoo 800 posts. I'm much less of a loser than MrDude. :)




Well, maybe not, but I spend less of my life on the internet.

[sc1twntrbo]

i cant let your surpass me in post

[sc1twntrbo]

if i must i will challenge you int he ultimate death match. and you only get one ultimate wepon of deaTH

[MrDude_1]

Originally posted by Firebird 383
WooHoo 800 posts. I'm much less of a loser than MrDude. :)




Well, maybe not, but I spend less of my life on the internet.


my car has paint.

and it runs.

[Firebird 383]

And it's a convertible.

[Firebird 383]

Originally posted by sc1twntrbo
if i must i will challenge you int he ultimate death match. and you only get one ultimate wepon of deaTH

I am one ultimate weapon of death. :mad: <- see, that's my angry face.


What happened to ADV1?

HEY MAN, I WAS ONLY FUCKING WITH YOU.

[sc1twntrbo]

well im an internet tough guy and ill beat you up

[sc1twntrbo]

and if i cant ill have my dad try

[cheyenne383]

Free post



*cries in corner because he missed the fun*

[KuruptGTA]

:drama:

[ADV1]

I'm back!!!



Ain't no shit my friggen Keyboard took a crap! can you beleive that??? It's not like I flogged it that bad!

[ADV1]

Originally posted by Firebird 383
As long as you're post-whoring, ADV... maybe you can explain something for me:

"SEX SELLS! AND A CAMARO IS SEX ON WHEELS!"

What the Fuck does that even mean? Sex sells and a Camaro is sex on wheels... so therefore a Camaro on wheels sells??? That doesn't make a fucking bit of sense.

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


:finger:


Your Pussy must hurt... would you like some Vagisil???

[ADV1]

Originally posted by cheyenne383
Free post



*cries in corner because he missed the fun*




The funs not over till I say it's over Jack-monkey!

[Firebird 383]

Originally posted by ADV1
Your Pussy must hurt... would you like some Vagisil???

An hour and 22 minutes... and that's the best you could come up with?

:gayno: :gay:

[cheyenne383]

Now I'm not the type to just act like I know....

[cheyenne383]

I cross all the t's and skip non ligetamacies. (fuck spelling)

[cheyenne383]

What could make you walk around this new york with a tuba?

[Firebird 383]

Are you quoting something that I've never watched, or are you just babbling uncontrollably?

[cheyenne383]

when you wanted someone else, I withdrew.

[cheyenne383]

when you asked for light, I set myself on fire.

[cheyenne383]

Storm coming, you'd better hide
from the atomic tide

[cheyenne383]

but you just want to explode

[cheyenne383]

Thought is was a night mare

[cheyenne383]

Thought it was a night mare

[cheyenne383]

don't go walkin slow, the devils on the loose

[cheyenne383]

I can remember the 4th of july

[cheyenne383]

I will walk among your dreams

[cheyenne383]

Stripped of life alone.

[cheyenne383]

You will release your life

[cheyenne383]

government....im lovin it

[cheyenne383]

i swallowed all i could

[cheyenne383]

Get rid of mcbain

[cheyenne383]

im ever nigga's best enemy

[cheyenne383]

i can feel a dark sensation

[cheyenne383]

mean old lady tought me to weep and moan

[Firebird 383]

Originally posted by cheyenne383
i swallowed all i could

I heard that about you.

[cheyenne383]

Originally posted by Firebird 383
Are you quoting something that I've never watched, or are you just babbling uncontrollably?

BOTH MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Nah, I'm just going through windows media player and grabbing random lines from songs. Uncontrollably.

[cheyenne383]

Im on another level

[cheyenne383]

only if you'll take a ride

[cheyenne383]

me and everything around me is unstable

[ADV1]

Originally posted by MrDude_1
my car has paint.

and it runs.

so does mine

[Firebird 383]

Originally posted by ADV1
so does mine



WORST


COMEBACKS



EVER

[Firebird 383]

C'mon man. Neither one of us is going to be happy until you say something completely witty and smartass that makes me look like a douchebag.

... and explains WTF "SEX SELLS! AND A CAMARO IS SEX ON WHEELS!" means. :lmao:

[cheyenne383]

Originally posted by Firebird 383
C'mon man. Neither one of us is going to be happy until you say something completely witty and smartass that makes me look like a douchebag.

Okay, here goes.....ummm.....

Your a stupidhead meany.

meh, i tried

[cheyenne383]

Fuck, every time I make the font silver, the background is white. DAMN IT!!

[Firebird 383]

Originally posted by cheyenne383
Okay, here goes.....ummm.....

Your a stupidhead meany.

meh, i tried

Not you, silly. :gfight:

[cheyenne383]

I gotta go, but when I check back tomorrow, y'all better be up to at least 300.

[Firebird 383]

It'll be up to 500 and I still won't know why sex wheels on a camaro sell. :lmao:

[ADV1]

Originally posted by Firebird 383
It'll be up to 500 and I still won't know why sex wheels on a camaro sell. :lmao:


Sorry guys it's paycheck time and my fuckin employees won't leave...


I'll check back tonight...

[FOX GT]

What's

[FOX GT]

a

[FOX GT]

post

[FOX GT]

whore?

[FOX GT]

:finger:

[FOX GT]

WooHoo, look at my post count rise. I'll have that .4 posts per day average yet. :raz:

[FOX GT]

Man, I just noticed I really need to change my avatar, this ones kind of old.

[Firebird 383]

Originally posted by FOX GT
Man, I just noticed I really need to change my avatar, this ones kind of old.

No way. Your avatar rocks. I'm Wayne Brady bitch! Ah, the memories.

[KuruptGTA]

seriously. Firebird and Cheyenne Come on guys, pack a picnic lunch and squash the beef :lmao:

[KuruptGTA]

see, you're not the only ones that can post whore. Damn whores

[KuruptGTA]

sigh. I've been here for 3 years, and only 341 posts

[KuruptGTA]

okay, 342

[KuruptGTA]

WTF, the number keeps climbing....WEIRD.

[KuruptGTA]

STOP CHANGING YOU !@*#!@&#! NUMBER!

[KuruptGTA]

C'mon, can't we be friends?

[KuruptGTA]

FINE BE A SLUT. FUCKING POST NUMBER....YOU CAN TELL ME NO ALL YOU WANT, BUT YOU'VE CHANGED MAN, and it's sad. :(

[KuruptGTA]

I'm sorry guy, forgive me?

[KuruptGTA]

:poke:

[Firebird 383]

Originally posted by KuruptGTA
seriously. Firebird and Cheyenne Come on guys, pack a picnic lunch and squash the beef :lmao:

There's no beef between me and Cheyenne, we were just goofin around.

There's not even a beef between me and ADV. I was just bustin his balls about his signature phrase. It's Friday and I didn't feel like working. I think he took it a little too seriously though.

He has 4 days to come up with something good, cuz I'm headin' to California for the weekend.


Firebirds sell sex wheels to Camaros.

[KuruptGTA]

yeah i know, I was just post whoring. have fun i cali ... yo. If you get bored drive to AZ and look me up.

[sc1twntrbo]

i wanna be a whore too

[sc1twntrbo]

but i dont wanna post about it

[sc1twntrbo]

i just wanna collect the cash

[ADV1]

Originally posted by Firebird 383
There's not even a beef between me and ADV. I was just bustin his balls about his signature phrase. It's Friday and I didn't feel like working. I think he took it a little too seriously though.Firebirds sell sex wheels to Camaros.



I guess I didn't realize that I didn't take it well :eek:

[ADV1]

Originally posted by sc1twntrbo
i just wanna collect the cash



The cash is mine! Mine mine all mine!!!!

[sc1twntrbo]

Originally posted by ADV1
The cash is mine! Mine mine all mine!!!!
i worked hard for that cash

[sc1twntrbo]

woot i own page 7

[sc1twntrbo]

dont make me break out lala

[sc1twntrbo]

:lala: fine i had to:lala::lala::lala::lala:

[sc1twntrbo]

:lala::lala::lala::lala::lala::lala::lala::lala:

[DiabolicalZ]

h

[DiabolicalZ]

o

[DiabolicalZ]

l

[DiabolicalZ]

y

[DiabolicalZ]

shit

[KuruptGTA]

:drama: owns :lala: fucker

[KuruptGTA]

:drama::drama::drama:
:drama::drama::drama:
:drama::drama::drama:

[Joez88Camaro]

I

[KuruptGTA]

MMMM YEAASSSS... frolick my minions.....frolick... GUARD THE SACRED POPCORN!

[Joez88Camaro]

am

[Joez88Camaro]

post

[Joez88Camaro]

whore

[KuruptGTA]

haha screwed ya up

[Joez88Camaro]

guy

[Joez88Camaro]

oh

[Joez88Camaro]

why

[KuruptGTA]

DAMN WHITE BACKGROUND ALWAYS BRINGIN the silver type down!

[Joez88Camaro]

do

[Joez88Camaro]

my

[KuruptGTA]

dunno. sorry, i'm just bored....and i should have waaayy more posts. :cool:

[Joez88Camaro]

balls

[Joez88Camaro]

hurt

[Joez88Camaro]

so

[Joez88Camaro]

bad. and fuck you kurupt!!!!!!! And your sister!!!

[Joez88Camaro]

BTW I own page 7 beetches!!!

[Joez88Camaro]

hmm, where is everybody, this is a post whoring thread, I'd figure that many people would be taking advantage of it.

[Joez88Camaro]

this post whoring thread sux, now I'm going to cry

[TMoNeE]

damn u guys are post whores

[Ragtop89]

1 - 2 Raggy's coming for you!

3 - 4 Your mom's a whore!

5 - 6 Your girl sux good dick!

7 - 8 On her chest I'll masturbte!

9 - 10 I'm gonna do it again!


Cock-sucker-mutha-fugger-cum-guzzling-gutter-sluts!!

[brodyscamaro]

Originally posted by Ragtop89
1 - 2 Raggy's coming for you!

3 - 4 Your mom's a whore!

5 - 6 Your girl sux good dick!

7 - 8 On her chest I'll masturbte!

9 - 10 I'm gonna do it again!


Cock-sucker-mutha-fugger-cum-guzzling-gutter-sluts!! :thumbup: :lmao:

[brodyscamaro]

:cool:

[cheyenne383]

WEAK, I just got to a computer. 215, bullshit. And there ain't no beef with me firebird, wes gots the big 'uns!!!! (cars, asshole)

[MdFormula350]

hmm, in be for da loc yo izo. i like w h o r e s....

[TMoNeE]

so, whats up ? :)

[metal]

......one time in bandcamp.....

[mchagsingog]

hmm

[mchagsingog]

I

[mchagsingog]

think

[mchagsingog]

post

[mchagsingog]

whoring

[mchagsingog]

is

[mchagsingog]

great

[mchagsingog]

!

[mchagsingog]

hahahaha! After 2 years, i finally hit 25 posts!

[mchagsingog]

:bang:

[cheyenne383]

I just thought I'd keep this alive, seeing as how I'm avoiding writing my paper thats due today.

[cheyenne383]

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

[cheyenne383]

A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.

[cheyenne383]

A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.

[cheyenne383]

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. (my old nickname was goldfish)

[cheyenne383]

A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

[ADV1]

Yes!!! I'm In!

[cheyenne383]

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. (i thought a shark wasn't a fish?)

[cheyenne383]

A snail can sleep for three years. (so can I)

[ADV1]

Originally posted by cheyenne383
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. (my old nickname was goldfish)


I'm sorry what did you say??? I forgot :D

[cheyenne383]

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer. (I now know what I need to do for a living- furniture sales.)

[ADV1]

My dog took a crap this morning and it looked like Kenny

[cheyenne383]

All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back
of the $5 bill.

[cheyenne383]

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

[ADV1]

My Z28 has horrible traction problems

[cheyenne383]

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (fivepointslow?)

[ADV1]

But I'm making some homeade Caltracs that should cure the problem

[cheyenne383]

Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they reach 2 to 6
years of age. (mine never appeared?)

[cheyenne383]

Butterflies taste with their feet. (foot fetishes?)

[ADV1]

My best freind is in town from the Navy so be preppared for the drunk post later!