Live in Texas and screwed Jeremy's ex? Post up!!!

[CamaroGirl5.0]

yes, quick reply is good. the color change is better than before too.

[CamaroGirl5.0]

yer almost at 3000 lol

[Spyder360]

yer almost at 3000 lol

yeah only 2500 more to go.

[Spyder360]

i think ill hit 500 by the end of the month.

[rubyred]

yer almost at 3000 lol
i sure as hell am. didnt notice that till just now.

[Spyder360]

i sure as hell am. didnt notice that till just now.

i think u should try to hit that mark by tonight. its only 23 more. just postwhore away.

[rubyred]

meh.

[Spyder360]

thats not the postwhore spirit.

[rubyred]

haha. i know

[rubyred]

21 posts shouldn't be too hard.

[rubyred]

but whoring by yourself sucks.

[llwood]

i am sure you know this ruby but you didn't make it

[brobinson]

I like whoring by myself

[brobinson]

It makes me feel sexy

[brobinson]

And reassures me of my masculinity

[brobinson]

Or something like that

[brobinson]

Dammit, I WILL get to 50 posts tonight

[brobinson]

And here it is

[rubyred]

i am sure you know this ruby but you didn't make it
i know... :hapsad: :swavey: :( :cry: :tear:

[cumstang02]

Ya'll don't know how to properly whore this place out. You're a lost generation. :(

[cumstang02]

I'm going to show you how to do it.

[cumstang02]

The goal is to post so much that the other board members complain about how slow you're making the place.

[cumstang02]

Hell, when me cheyenne and sc1 started whoring this place up people were begging to shut this place down.

[cumstang02]

Whoring just lost all its appeal. :(

[cumstang02]

Thanks to Ruby i now have Blogging.

[cumstang02]

I know what you're thinking. Chris you've only blogged once.

[rubyred]

i used to whore with the best of them. but it gets old after awhile.

[cumstang02]

The thing about blogging is i get to tell everyone all the things i have to say.

[rubyred]

whoring is easier when there's another person

[cumstang02]

I got the bloggin bug. Once i get over this writers block i'll be right back over there making my second blog entry :wow:

[rubyred]

The thing about blogging is i get to tell everyone all the things i have to say.
which could be good or bad.

[cumstang02]

People don't whore like they used to. They just don't take the pride in it.

[cumstang02]

We used to set goals and just have fun with it. Now look at what this thread has become. For shame.

[rubyred]

just start by writing about pointless shit.

[cumstang02]

The only real whore let is Camarogirl but she didn't earn that title from posting.

[cumstang02]

:kiki:

[cumstang02]

just start by writing about pointless shit.
No, the posts have to mean something.














Oh, look a puppy.

[cumstang02]

I'm needed else where.

[cumstang02]

*Cumstang02 has left the room*

[rubyred]

i dont like that the pages are all spread out...i can't see what page we're on anymore.

[rubyred]

Where'd you go chris? dont pretend like you have something to do

[cumstang02]

It tells you that you're on page 785 out of 785

[rubyred]

i know that but it's waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay out there as opposed to be above the thread.

[cumstang02]

Look right next to Post Reply.

[cumstang02]

Page 785 of 785 < 1 2 3

[rubyred]

oh. well i feel retarded now. thank you. :swavey:

[CamaroGirl5.0]

I was attempting to do dishes 45 mins ago ... yet I only have the silverware tossed in the sink. The water is probably cold now. Dammit.

[rubyred]

cold water won't work too well.

[rubyred]

that's an alliteration

[cumstang02]

Is it??

[rubyred]

yes.

[rubyred]

:lala: yay me!

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Yay 32 mins to do dishes lol. Guess I better get used to it :chuckle: Tho it was Robs turn this time since he snuck away last time.

[cumstang02]

Dishes are womens work. Get in there and do the dishes and make you're man a sandwich.

[cumstang02]

your

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Dishes are womens work. Get in there and do the dishes and make you're man a sandwich.


pfft. dishes are done anyways. as for sandwiches, there isnt really anything to make them with anyway, we pretty much have eaten everything his parents left for us when they left last wednesday.

[CamaroGirl5.0]

and we arent married yet so he can make his own sammich :raz:

[rubyred]

i actually like doing the dishes. :shrug:

[rubyred]

Answer your phone Christopher.

[cumstang02]

Dishes are relaxing and i do them because i don't trust anyone else to get them clean. Any girl i'm dating makes me food when i ask. :kiki: Whoopa. J/k They always have my balls in their purses.

[rubyred]

they are weirdly relaxing. i got used to doing them at the apartment b/c emily never did them.

[cumstang02]

Hot water and no one wants to be around that so its peaceful, in a masculine, testosterone full, woman beating kinda way. I'm not GAY! i'm not. seriously. Shit. :hapsad:

[rubyred]

I called you earlier punk. Thanks for answering.

[CamaroGirl5.0]

men suck at answering phones, are you kiddin me

[cumstang02]

Ha, i just tried to call you lauren and you didn't answer punkette.

[CamaroGirl5.0]

i dont like college schedules.

[rubyred]

Ha, i just tried to call you lauren and you didn't answer punkette.
did you really?

[cumstang02]

Yes, you screened my phone call. Thats fucked up.

[CamaroGirl5.0]

*cough* ... dammit

[cumstang02]

Ha, she called me back. And she is now making cookies :yum:

[rubyred]

do you want some? i'll save some for you and the boys if yall want them. yall criticize my cookies though. :squint:

[cumstang02]

I don't eat cookies but i know the guys will want some.

[rubyred]

fine. :disgust:

[cumstang02]

Other people like them :hapsad:

[cumstang02]

Lauren, Robert got promoted to Southlake so I won't be able to hook you up with your dream man.

[rubyred]

DAMNIT! who's going to work for you on Tues/Thurs?

[cumstang02]

I have a bottle of Cristal in my refrigerator in my store :conf: :stoleit:

[rubyred]

Robert's too pretty for me. He'd get all the attention in our relationship.

[cumstang02]

Probably kelly but i'm going to try to steal adam from wai, unless he quits.

[rubyred]

I have a bottle of Cristal in my refrigerator in my store :conf: :stoleit:
take it! i've never had cristal

[rubyred]

Probably kelly but i'm going to try to steal adam from wai, unless he quits.
i thought kelly was too expensive. and wai has greg now

[cumstang02]

She is expensive. She makes as much as/or more than some managers. we'll probably hire someone new.

[rubyred]

my dad is such a tease. he sent me this email today:

A guy here at the Bank has a posting on the bulletin board for 10 (Yes,
TEN) Golden Retriever puppies - all from the same litter. And they all
look like Bailey - only a little darker. $200 each, Mom and Dad both AKC,
etc!

How many should I tell him we'll take?

[cumstang02]

my dad is such a tease. he sent me this email today:

A guy here at the Bank has a posting on the bulletin board for 10 (Yes,
TEN) Golden Retriever puppies - all from the same litter. And they all
look like Bailey - only a little darker. $200 each, Mom and Dad both AKC,
etc!

How many should I tell him we'll take?
Get revenge. . .tell him you're pregnant.

[rubyred]

he wouldn't believe me. he'd laugh.

[cumstang02]

When he laughs, start crying. He'll beleive you.

[rubyred]

doubtful. my parents know me better than that.

[cumstang02]

There is always that doubt. Trust me. My parents believed me right away when i told them i ogt a girl pregnant and went that girl took me to court they thought it was mine.

[rubyred]

that's you though. i'm a perfect little angel.

[Spyder360]

time for some whorin

[Spyder360]

but im gonna need some help

[Spyder360]

i got up 30 minutes late for work

[Spyder360]

but i was only 10 minutes late for work

[rubyred]

i hit 3000 today and didnt even realize it!

[CamaroGirl5.0]

the whore is over here now cuz he smelt jim beam

[CamaroGirl5.0]

hmmm i didnt quite hold the alcohol well on sunday night ... yet im drinking more tonight lol. jim & coke though.

[CamaroGirl5.0]

i dont think straight shots would be a good idea

[MonteC]

your not drinking anything, liar.

-Spyder360

[CamaroGirl5.0]

i drank a little bit, then it vanished. i shoulda drank more, because tonight fucking sucks.

[CamaroGirl5.0]

i guess rob passed out. he started mumbling shit, then it got incoherent and i gave up understanding, then he just stopped talking all together, now im out here.

[BC94Formula]

bertling :kiki:

[CamaroGirl5.0]

oy ... lol

[cumstang02]

i guess rob passed out. he started mumbling shit, then it got incoherent and i gave up understanding, then he just stopped talking all together, now im out here.
Don't RAPE HIM, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[cumstang02]

Sex can wait, masterbate.

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Don't RAPE HIM, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

:lmao: i didnt. i just went and came back on the comp and some shit on tv

[Spyder360]

"we are the knights who say nnnnnneee, and you must bring us a... shrubery."

[CamaroGirl5.0]

stupid car.

[Spyder360]

"tis just a flesh wound."

[Spyder360]

stupid car.

huh?

[CamaroGirl5.0]

you came over, now you know why i said stupid car

[cumstang02]

I just saw a lambo.

[cumstang02]

It was a yellow mercialago or whatever its called. . .



Its not as cool as my truck.

[rubyred]

did yall do anything last night?

[cumstang02]

I went to sleep. I was tired a fuck. I could barely keep my eyes open.

[rubyred]

exciting.

[cumstang02]

It was. I got 11 hours of sleep until i woke up to the smell of trevor feet. He some how jumped in my bed and spun around so his feet were in my face.

[cumstang02]

He also told me this morning he didn't want to change his under wear until they were old and smelly :shrug: I like his thinkin'.

[rubyred]

he actually talked to me last night. :) usually he just ignores me. :(

[llwood]

"I'm not dead yet. I think i'll go for a walk"

[rubyred]

it's about to rain here. i hope it pours all afternoon.

[llwood]

rain is cool, i like it when i rains while i go camping. I like the sound of the rain on my tent.

[cumstang02]

It poured and the rain was cold. Thanks alot Ruby. There went all my business.

[llwood]

you didn't wanna work anyway

[cumstang02]

I don't but the better this place does the more i make.

[rubyred]

it's not raining over here yet. but it's thundering.

[cumstang02]

It rained like crazy over here. I think it is about to start again.

[llwood]

so you work on comish selling fitness stuff right?

[rubyred]

it's been thundering like crazy for about 20 min and just started raining lightly

[cumstang02]

It is pouring again here. Thanks alot.

[rubyred]

what the hell. i want rain!

[rubyred]

it stopped thundering too. :ripped:

[sc1twntrbo]

he actually talked to me last night. :) usually he just ignores me. :(
stranger danger. half way home he was still yelling it

[cumstang02]

I want steak! I've had enough rain.

[cumstang02]

stranger danger. half way home he was still yelling it
I feel bad for him. . . his mom was too busy to pick him up this morning. :(

[rubyred]

how can you be too busy to pick up your own child?

[rubyred]

stranger danger. half way home he was still yelling it
liar.

[cumstang02]

Don't know. I can't say anything because she'll turn it around to me wanting to get with her. :roll:

[cumstang02]

liar.
Its true but he was being encouraged.

[rubyred]

what? you make no sense sometimes.

[rubyred]

Its true but he was being encouraged.
by adam i'm guessing?

[cumstang02]

what? you make no sense sometimes.Really? Do ya'll wanna go to outback or Chili's. :shrug:

[cumstang02]

I want Outback.

[rubyred]

i dunno.

[cumstang02]

STEAK!!!!! TATERS!!!!! :yum:

[rubyred]

jeff said he'd go see the penguin movie with me tonight since no one else will. but he hasnt called yet. what time are yall going to dinner?

[cumstang02]

I'm going when i get off work. So probably around 6:30.

[rubyred]

hmm...well call me when you leave work :)

[Racer001]

no

[rubyred]

yes

[Steven89IROC]

:ignore in this thread: 10 bucks says it ends up with some reference to sex in it. :kiki:

[cumstang02]

Well, last night was interesting.

[rubyred]

what happened?

[cumstang02]

I ran into Amy.

[rubyred]

oh. we should have story time later. i'm going up to daffron right now but i'll probably leave around 130-2ish. wanna have lunch? or will you be hungry before then?

[cumstang02]

We can do lunch. I just had wonderful taquitos from whataburger.

[rubyred]

k. i'll call you

[cumstang02]

ok.

[KuruptGTA]

my Z28 rules


:baby:

[KuruptGTA]

big f-ing deal. Post whores. Who cares? stupid post.

[KuruptGTA]

k. i'll call you


:hubba:

[KuruptGTA]

*whistles*...sure is echo-y in here...

HABHALAADIRKA ...*laadirka*..*adirka*

...bored...

[KuruptGTA]

Stupid fat lesbian dykes... i work with one. She sucks.

[KuruptGTA]

:lala:

[KuruptGTA]

hahahahahahhahaha

[KuruptGTA]

I should just send out random gmail invites.

[llwood]

592 of 592 wow GK changes the posts per page we were at 78something

[KuruptGTA]

I wish she would shut up. GAAAWWWDDDDDD. She's even got a dyke haircut.

I love all people. But I hate stereotypes.

I'm a huge fat loudmouth and I have to make sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian for shocker value...blahblahblah fuckity blah. :roll:

[KuruptGTA]

yup. He changed # of posts per page. JIHAD ON HIM!


j/k GK! :)

[KuruptGTA]

I hate my stupid sister's boyfriend. He was supposed to loan me his jack this weekend...so I call and call and call...no answer. Then he text messages me today and I text him right back and asked WTF happened...no response. Fucking pussy! If you do'nt wanna help someone than just fucking tell them, don't NOT call them!

[KuruptGTA]

#23669 yeah baby, yeah.

[KuruptGTA]

*sigh* I need a new job. i'm so fucking bored all i do is sit here all godddamn day aandd supervise people..............bhalbhlj.ja.fjsljfaljf[r1-

[KuruptGTA]

I think it's hilarious that this thread has 23,670 replies and 23,671 views. That's the closest ratio evAr!

[KuruptGTA]

I'm going to sneak a pic of the lesbanian...:stealth:

[KuruptGTA]

yes, my team is all in one training room. We've been moved while they hired 25 fucking temps to do shit.

[llwood]

boring job huh, thats suck my job is super fast paced and i love it

[llwood]

whoa thats a big ass dike

[KuruptGTA]

yeah, there's the angry lez. She's a huge bitch...in all senses of the word.

[KuruptGTA]

whoa thats a big ass dike


:lmao:

When she laughs she sounds EXACTLY like chris farley. :kiki:

[KuruptGTA]

I only took this job as temp. but now I can't find anthing for design. The market is pretty stagnate right now...I guess it could be worse, I could be making less $....

[KuruptGTA]

She used to be a long haul trucker. :kiki:

[KuruptGTA]

mo' stealth.

[KuruptGTA]

:willy:

[KuruptGTA]

:lmao:

[cumstang02]

i'd do her.

[cumstang02]

I'll take what I can get.

[KuruptGTA]

:pukey:

she's lez dude...she hates guys...she's angry. You could probably hit it with a 2x4.

[cumstang02]

where do you work?

[KuruptGTA]

stuff. I can't tell you man. I'd get in trouble.

[cumstang02]

stuff. I can't tell you man. I'd get in trouble.
C
H
I
C
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[KuruptGTA]

who you callin' chicken?

[cumstang02]

You. . . chicken.

[KuruptGTA]

nice. Sorry, I can't divulge that i work for a stupid email processing center...I get paid to sit on my ass and answer questions from a bunch of people that (for the most part) are alright. Actually, except for the chris farley chick and a closet case, I get along with all of 'em...:shrug:

[KuruptGTA]

How was the sticky buns and tuna for lunch? :hubbad:

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Oh shiat ... look at that, gonna take A LOT more posts to get it to 1000 ... mwahahahhahahahhahhaha

[Spyder360]

we must make up for the lost pages.

[Spyder360]

"the clown is down"

[llwood]

we must make up for the lost pages.he says this then posts once more. And he calls himself a whore

[KuruptGTA]

:werd:

[rubyred]

i got a new avatar.

[rubyred]

yay me.

[rubyred]

do we like?

[rubyred]

more importantly...do yall know where it's from?

[KuruptGTA]

Yes I kinda like it...no I don't know where it's from. Are you taking me up on my offer %?

[rubyred]

Teen-Girl squad from www.homestarrunner.com

[rubyred]

which offer? Cumstang or GK?

[KuruptGTA]

both. :hubbad:

I said I charge $200 an hour, you get 25%.

:) You should read what I posted, it's actually kind of flattering. ;)

[rubyred]

I did read it, and thank you. :)

If I agree to Cumstang and GK does that mean you'll hook me up with more "business"?

[CamaroGirl5.0]

:willy:

[cumstang02]

Whore!

[cumstang02]

I think it is going to rain.

[cumstang02]

I would love for it to rain, my truck looks so clean. . .





when it rains

[cumstang02]

Good news, My son told me today that he was going to get a gun and kill me.

[cumstang02]

Hes only 3 :mad: fuck.

[llwood]

what the hell are you teaching that boy :eek3:

[CamaroGirl5.0]

:lala:

[ip305]

i bet his mom taught him that

[rubyred]

:wiggle:

[Spyder360]

bump

[CamaroGirl5.0]

ity bump

[Spyder360]

450 by tonight

[Spyder360]

the insurance check came today, now my truck can start getting fixed.

[MonteC]

hey johns gonna be looking for you. give him a call at advance auto.

[Spyder360]

whys he lookin for me?

[Spyder360]

594 is mine!

[Spyder360]

now i just need the 75 bucks the county owes me for jury duty.

[rubyred]

:wiggle:

[llwood]

wow 75 dollars that was so worth it

[rubyred]

i'm bored.
i'm bored.
i'm bored.
i'm bored.
i'm bored.
i'm bored.
i'm bored.
i'm bored.
i'm bored.
i'm bored.
i'm bored.
i'm bored.
i'm bored.
i'm bored.
i'm bored.
i'm bored.
i'm bored.
i'm bored.
i'm bored.
i'm bored.
i'm bored.
i'm bored.
i'm bored.
i'm bored.
i'm bored.
i'm bored.
i'm bored.

[cumstang02]

:werd: You can come up here and we can run to the store.

[rubyred]

what store?

[cumstang02]

I just have to get water and break 2 100.00.

[rubyred]

if you wanna wait until like 3 i'll come up there.

[cumstang02]

Thats fine.

[rubyred]

Yup.

[CamaroGirl5.0]

:wiggle:

[rubyred]

:wavey:

[llwood]

:finger:

[cumstang02]

This is going to be a long day.

[rubyred]

is greg not there today?

[rubyred]

I get paid today :wiggle: which means Lauren will actually have money! Yay! :lala:

[cumstang02]

Greg only works with me on Saturday. I get paid tomorrow and on Friday. :raz:

[rubyred]

I got paid a lot more than I was expecting for staying at the Bowles' this weekend. That makes Lauren veeeeeeeery happy!

[rubyred]

:lala:

[cumstang02]

Quit bragging.

[rubyred]

I'm not bragging. Just saying.

[rubyred]

I have a message to give you from Adam. So call me when you have a chance.

[Spyder360]

ordered my rollpan for the truck today

[Spyder360]

and the repairs should start tomorrow too

[Spyder360]

now just gotta get the condenser, front bumper, and grill.

[llwood]

good for you be nice to have the truck back in top form eh