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Firebird 383
09-28-2004, 01:06 PM
My friend had a Lightning at the track on Saturday & it was running 13.02. He's been in the 12's with it before. I have no idea what mods he has before you ask.

EDIT: He's more of a friend-of-a-friend- I know all the shit my friends have done to their cars.

Firebird 383
09-28-2004, 01:07 PM
Driving other people's cars with them in the passenger seat is fun.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:09 PM
Originally posted by Firebird 383
Driving other people's cars with them in the passenger seat is fun.

:true: He was like, this thing will do that?

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:10 PM
He said he put a pulley, chip, injectors, and cat back on it. I dunno about anything but the catback, that thing sounds fucking awesome.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:11 PM
I need something with a blower, I love that whistle. I can't think of anything better than a buick 3.8 with a big ol' honkin' turbo that whistles.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:12 PM
*rethinks selling the Camaro*

Joez88Camaro
09-28-2004, 01:15 PM
I urinate in public

Joez88Camaro
09-28-2004, 01:15 PM
I really hate redraif's ugly waste of time and money that she calls a car

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:15 PM
:true:

Joez88Camaro
09-28-2004, 01:16 PM
I should put some nazi propagada in my sig at TGO

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:16 PM
I just love this smiley :true:

Joez88Camaro
09-28-2004, 01:17 PM
Cheyenne I will threaten you will bodily harm over the internet while you are 2500 miles away

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:17 PM
I have a membership to ASP, if you need nazi stuff.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:17 PM
I'm just kidding.

Joez88Camaro
09-28-2004, 01:17 PM
Well I love this smiley :thumbup:

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:18 PM
Originally posted by Joez88Camaro
Cheyenne I will threaten you will bodily harm over the internet while you are 2500 miles away

I can fling poo that far, so you'd better watch out.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:18 PM
the thumbup is seriously weak compared to the true story smiley. :true:

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:19 PM
It is a much more versitile smiley. :true:

Joez88Camaro
09-28-2004, 01:19 PM
Hm, damn nazi TGO mods. They piss me off :pfinger: They really need to have their anus checked for rabid creatures.

Joez88Camaro
09-28-2004, 01:20 PM
Originally posted by cheyenne383
I can fling poo that far, so you'd better watch out.

:true:

Your right, this smiley is more versatile! :thumbup:

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:21 PM
I've been saying that for a while now, thats why I'm here.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:21 PM
Nice Avatar by the way. :thumbup:

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:22 PM
Nice Avatar by the way. :true: - this one is much better.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:22 PM
Well shit, page 60, you didn't even say hello.

Joez88Camaro
09-28-2004, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by cheyenne383
Nice Avatar by the way. :thumbup:

Yes, I feel those are the best three words to describe that car which is called redraif.

Joez88Camaro
09-28-2004, 01:23 PM
hmm, I'll be back soon, too much shit to do in the next to hours, DAMN THE FUN AND ENTERTAINMENT THE INTERNET CAN PROVIDE!!!!!

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:24 PM
Bye, I'll just sit here alone by myself now.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:25 PM
*wimper*

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:25 PM
*sob*

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:25 PM
*sniffle*

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:25 PM
:cry:

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:26 PM
*deep breath*

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:26 PM
:tear:

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:27 PM
BANZAI!!!!!!!!!

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:28 PM
:pissed: :mad: :torch: :pfinger: :rant: :kickass: :gfight:

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:29 PM
FUCK ALL OF YOUS FOR LEAVING ME!!!

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:29 PM
Okay. I'm over it, please come back now. :angel:

KuruptGTA
09-28-2004, 01:32 PM
Caraaapppp. I go to break on page 56, now its at 60.... crazy! big red period .

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:33 PM
Thank god, someones here. I was gettin all lonely.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:37 PM
Originally posted by cheyenne383
cheyenne383 has 1003 posts.

Haha, this was on page 9. :bang:

Firebird 383
09-28-2004, 01:37 PM
My ass itches.


I think the gerbil wants out.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:38 PM
Don't trust the gerbils.

Firebird 383
09-28-2004, 01:38 PM
I can't wait until Mark Martin wins the Nextel Cup this year.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:39 PM
That'd be a good sig quote.

Firebird 383
09-28-2004, 01:39 PM
I'm wearing a long sleeve shirt today.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:39 PM
Man, that bbq ran through me, I gotta take a shit.

KuruptGTA
09-28-2004, 01:39 PM
mee tooo.....and cheyenne....:lmao:

Firebird 383
09-28-2004, 01:40 PM
Don't trust the gerbils would be a good name for a band.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:40 PM
I'm not wearing any underwear.

Firebird 383
09-28-2004, 01:40 PM
Megan loves Elmo.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:41 PM
Mark Martin is too damn old to win, GO JUNIOR. (yeah, go ahead- call me a redneck.)

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:41 PM
OOoo, 61. I can shit now.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:41 PM
Okay, bye seriously now.

Firebird 383
09-28-2004, 01:41 PM
The Brass Rail in Toronto is a bitchin' strip club.

ADV1
09-28-2004, 01:44 PM
Mark MArtin SUCKS!!!!


And your welcome for the sig...

Firebird 383
09-28-2004, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by ADV1
Mark MArtin SUCKS!!!!...

I no longer like you. Fuck off.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:46 PM
The Pink Pony in Atlanta is the best though.

ADV1
09-28-2004, 01:46 PM
doooooo dod ood ooodoodd od ddddooooooooooooooooooooooooo

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:46 PM
Thanks ADV1.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:46 PM
I think I did it wrong, my knee hurts.

KuruptGTA
09-28-2004, 01:47 PM
fuck. lost my CC.....last night, woman left it at subway.....I can't eat (don't carry cash :lala:) HUNGARYYYYY!!!!

ADV1
09-28-2004, 01:47 PM
Mark Martin needs to die a firey crash head on into Redraifs car.... Two birds with one stone...

Firebird 383
09-28-2004, 01:47 PM
Here is my basement:

http://www.3rdgen.org/bb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=21574&highlight=nascar+room

ADV1
09-28-2004, 01:48 PM
Hey... whats this??? Wow a free CC... ** Goes across the street to Taco Bell** Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Why did that gal keep asking me questions about Arizona???

ADV1
09-28-2004, 01:50 PM
Whats all of that white stuff smeared around his crotch region???

ADV1
09-28-2004, 01:51 PM
Your Sick!!! a sick, sick man!!!


Coincendence that his sponser is Viagra?

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:51 PM
Thats what you get for not carrying cash. I always have enough for bail.

ADV1
09-28-2004, 01:51 PM
Mark Martin used to be the spoksman for Folgers coffee...

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:52 PM
Firebird, cool basement. What do you normally do on sundays?

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:52 PM
we need a handicripple tard smiley.

ADV1
09-28-2004, 01:52 PM
Originally posted by cheyenne383
Thats what you get for not carrying cash. I always have enough for bail.


Or the hospital when you start blaring all of dat der yankee music in front of da brothas!!!

KuruptGTA
09-28-2004, 01:53 PM
ralalallalalala...that's what my stomach sounds like. :(

ADV1
09-28-2004, 01:53 PM
Originally posted by cheyenne383
we need a handicripple tard smiley.


Whats that supposed to mean???

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:54 PM
Firebird, you did go from talking about strip clubs straight to talking about the Viagra spokesman, coincidence?

Firebird 383
09-28-2004, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by cheyenne383
Firebird, cool basement. What do you normally do on sundays?

I normally have to tape the race because theres ALWAYS some fucking family function to go to. Then I come home and watch it on Sunday night and I get yelled at for cranking up the surround sound because Megan is asleep.

If I got to watch the race live, SHE WOULDN'T BE ASLEEP!!!

Not that I'm bitter or anything. :D

ADV1
09-28-2004, 01:55 PM
Rounddy, round, full... huge...

Thats what my stomach looks like...

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:55 PM
Originally posted by ADV1
Whats that supposed to mean???

It means everytime I make a dumbass comment, I need something to visualize me hitting my shoulder and trying to bite my ear.

ADV1
09-28-2004, 01:56 PM
so... do you get pissed when someone tells you who won???

Firebird 383
09-28-2004, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by cheyenne383
Firebird, you did go from talking about strip clubs straight to talking about the Viagra spokesman, coincidence?

I'll take: Things that make you hard for $500 Alex.

ADV1
09-28-2004, 01:57 PM
How come I'm the coolest guy on this board??? I mean really... can't you guys step it up a bit???

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:57 PM
My stomach looks like this...

ADV1
09-28-2004, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by Firebird 383
I'll take: Things that make you hard for $500 Alex.


:bell: DAILY DOUBLE!!! :/bell:

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:58 PM
Oh yeah, 3 pages in a row, I am the MAN!!!

Firebird 383
09-28-2004, 01:59 PM
Originally posted by ADV1
so... do you get pissed when someone tells you who won???

That's the thing about NASCAR in Chicago-- I can go for days and not hear who won. It gets a 2-second blip at the end of Sports and only on Sunday night. Monday morning they just talk about the Bears.

I do hate to find out who won before I watch it though.

ADV1
09-28-2004, 01:59 PM
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cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 01:59 PM
Originally posted by ADV1
How come I'm the coolest guy on this board??? I mean really... can't you guys step it up a bit???

Because no one has the heart to tell the handicapped kid the truth.

Firebird 383
09-28-2004, 01:59 PM
I'm outta here.

Laterz/

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 02:00 PM
Bye Bye!!!!

ADV1
09-28-2004, 02:00 PM
Im gone too! i need to go pick up my new tires... Laterzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

KuruptGTA
09-28-2004, 02:03 PM
:powpow: fine leave, hippies..... :) I'll stay and whore till I get a call.....damn I'm hungry.....

KuruptGTA
09-28-2004, 02:04 PM
:lala: whoring, whoring, cheyenne is a whore....... :lala:


got any food?

KuruptGTA
09-28-2004, 02:04 PM
I can't believe this is 63 pages......almost....:eek:

KuruptGTA
09-28-2004, 02:05 PM
:lala: why the hell do those guys freeze on my screen all the time :powpow: pieces of shit

KuruptGTA
09-28-2004, 02:05 PM
Those are the only ones too....

KuruptGTA
09-28-2004, 02:06 PM
Yay. Just noticed I was over 800 posts....pretty crappy for 3 years still....

KuruptGTA
09-28-2004, 02:07 PM
Oh yeah, I just got Chapelle Show season 1....burned fo free....I mean, borrowed :angel:

KuruptGTA
09-28-2004, 02:07 PM
yup, cheyenne is going to steal 63 I can feel it...

KuruptGTA
09-28-2004, 02:07 PM
He's creepin'....

KuruptGTA
09-28-2004, 02:08 PM
:poke:

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 02:08 PM
I'll take 63

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 02:08 PM
If I can.

KuruptGTA
09-28-2004, 02:08 PM
dick

KuruptGTA
09-28-2004, 02:08 PM
fdada

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 02:08 PM
4 in a row would be cool

KuruptGTA
09-28-2004, 02:09 PM
da

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 02:09 PM
you call me a dick?

KuruptGTA
09-28-2004, 02:09 PM
damn dude.. calls suck

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 02:09 PM
I'll hit you from over here.

KuruptGTA
09-28-2004, 02:09 PM
noper

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 02:10 PM
I'm 8 feet tall and can bench press 400 pounds.

KuruptGTA
09-28-2004, 02:10 PM
:chuckle:

Joez88Camaro
09-28-2004, 02:10 PM
yeah you only wish you could get page 63

KuruptGTA
09-28-2004, 02:10 PM
:stupid:

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 02:10 PM
You are a dirty bastard.

Joez88Camaro
09-28-2004, 02:11 PM
oh fug that shit, posting the same second that I do

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 02:11 PM
page 60 is the funniest.

Joez88Camaro
09-28-2004, 02:11 PM
I must find kurupt and put rear spoilers all over this firebird

KuruptGTA
09-28-2004, 02:12 PM
:lmao: that took like 15 sec. to load, I think we all posted at the same time! BRB call.... :GRRRRR:

Joez88Camaro
09-28-2004, 02:12 PM
serious, same here, lol

Joez88Camaro
09-28-2004, 02:14 PM
hey I came back, and in 1 hour I'll have to drive to school, which is fun to cause there is a guy there and my 4 person group has a little contest on who can put a sign on his back that says "TEH WINNAH" without him noticing every day.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 02:15 PM
Have fun picking on ADV1 in class, Joe.

Joez88Camaro
09-28-2004, 02:16 PM
That's him? Wow, I didn't know ADV1 was so retarded

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 02:18 PM
It's him alright.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 02:18 PM
He took the Pepsi challenge and lost. :kiki:

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 02:21 PM
One of the dollar bills I got back from dinner says "I BESS YOU" on it. WTF?

KuruptGTA
09-28-2004, 02:22 PM
I dunno.. gotta take a callll....

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 02:22 PM
Originally posted by Firebird 383
Megan loves Elmo.

Taylor calls him "momo" for some reason. It's cute as hell.

Joez88Camaro
09-28-2004, 02:22 PM
I WAS THAT DOLLAR BILL.....

no, i wasn't.

Joez88Camaro
09-28-2004, 02:24 PM
Redraif backwards=Fiarder, does that mean something?

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by ADV1
what happens when we hit page 30? by my guesstimate it'll run into the "last thread" icon

Found on page 26. :chuckle:

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 02:25 PM
Originally posted by Joez88Camaro
Redraif backwards=Fiarder, does that mean something?

Fachah

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by Firebird 383
Holy Shit - 1000 posts in one thread.

And not one cohesive thought.

:true: To infinity.... and BEYOND!!!!

Joez88Camaro
09-28-2004, 02:29 PM
If i were to create a meaning to the word fiarder it would be umm, I don't know something probably relating a car to a steaming pile of horse shit

Joez88Camaro
09-28-2004, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by cheyenne383
:true: To infinity.... and BEYOND!!!!

:thumbup:

KuruptGTA
09-28-2004, 02:34 PM
crazy dutch bastards....I think I've said that about 10 times in this thread.... :chuckle: BRB callll

KuruptGTA
09-28-2004, 02:35 PM
specials....specials....

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 02:40 PM
Only 5 to go for page 64

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 02:40 PM
Y'all keep the fuck away from me.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 02:40 PM
I'll poop on your car.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 02:42 PM
All your redraif are belong to us.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 02:42 PM
I think she like me.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 02:42 PM
I have a way with women.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 02:43 PM
and with owning pages.

KuruptGTA
09-28-2004, 02:53 PM
:lol:

KuruptGTA
09-28-2004, 02:56 PM
I think you need to go own redraif.....I don't like her.....okay, I don't know her hops on the bandwagon

KuruptGTA
09-28-2004, 03:00 PM
dude. This 90 year old lady is on th ephone with me. She wants her order. She never placed an order, only called and talked to another OP for like 30 minutes about ordering.....then she hung up. :lmao: she wants to know where her order is that she didn't place

ip305
09-28-2004, 03:01 PM
eh this lady was on the phone with me and i hung up on her she was annoying wanted help or something

KuruptGTA
09-28-2004, 03:39 PM
Originally posted by ip305
eh this lady was on the phone with me and i hung up on her she was annoying wanted help or something

Nah, it was just funny she thought she had an order. She actually didn't know what the hell was going on. I walked her through nice and calm, looked up her sisters account found out what the "funny smellin' juices" were, shipped 'em out, took about 25 minutes. I can be such a nice guy SOMETIMES

ADV1
09-28-2004, 06:03 PM
OK... I seriously missed something... ya'll were talking about making fun of me for something and I saw something about downloading...


I don't know what it was but I get even Fuckers!!!

ADV1
09-28-2004, 06:04 PM
Got my tires home... they RULE!!!

ADV1
09-28-2004, 06:05 PM
My company had it's first TV commercial tonight.,.,.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 06:23 PM
Originally posted by cheyenne383
I have a way with women.

:true: That's all I have to say. I am home at 10:30 and alone.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 06:24 PM
I am going to shake it off, go back out, and see what I can do between now and closing time.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 06:25 PM
I just need a minute.

ADV1
09-28-2004, 06:26 PM
Rub one out first... you don't wanna go out with a loaded gun!

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 06:33 PM
Originally posted by ADV1
Rub one out first... you don't wanna go out with a loaded gun!

Been there, done that.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 06:33 PM
I was a boyscout, always be prepared.

ADV1
09-28-2004, 06:34 PM
scouts honor

ADV1
09-28-2004, 06:35 PM
I was in scouts as well...

ADV1
09-28-2004, 06:36 PM
Never made it to Eagle... :(

ADV1
09-28-2004, 06:37 PM
Can we hit 2000 tonight?

ADV1
09-28-2004, 06:37 PM
2000 would be awsome!

ADV1
09-28-2004, 06:38 PM
I'm watching NYPD Blue right now

ADV1
09-28-2004, 06:40 PM
NYPD Blue is by far my all time favorite TV show...

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 06:40 PM
Originally posted by ADV1
Never made it to Eagle... :(

I got kicked out as a star for spraying lysol in a kids eyes. :true:

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 06:41 PM
Don't fuck with me.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 06:42 PM
I've never lost a fight.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 06:43 PM
Because I'll kick you in the balls, poke you in the eye, and then knock you down.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 06:44 PM
I'm a dirty, dirty bastard.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 06:45 PM
why haven't you told me I was nuts yet?

ADV1
09-28-2004, 06:45 PM
Thats funny... I got 3 guys in trouble for them holding me down and spraying me with PAM

ADV1
09-28-2004, 06:46 PM
Woah! 65 is all mine!

ADV1
09-28-2004, 06:46 PM
I rule...

ADV1
09-28-2004, 06:47 PM
have you ever seen the Movie "finding Nemo"?

ADV1
09-28-2004, 06:47 PM
That movie has it's owen cereal right now...

ADV1
09-28-2004, 06:48 PM
It tastes good... kinda like Lucky Charms

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 06:49 PM
Why is my quote in italics? :squint:

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 06:49 PM
at least it's better than that sex wheels shit.

ADV1
09-28-2004, 06:49 PM
Did I mention... Nebraska Rules!???

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 06:50 PM
The Montreal Expos are moving to D.C. :true:

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 06:50 PM
They're after me lucky charms!!!

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 06:51 PM
Yarg.

ADV1
09-28-2004, 06:51 PM
My Sig... My italics...

ADV1
09-28-2004, 06:52 PM
MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm just finished a bowl... thing I'll go for seconds... Nemo marshmellows...

ADV1
09-28-2004, 06:53 PM
Yarg...

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 06:53 PM
Originally posted by ADV1
My Sig... My italics...

:squint:

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 06:54 PM
Go look at page 60, I'm hilarious.

Firebird 383
09-28-2004, 06:54 PM
The sex wheels are gone! Hooray!!!!


Seriously, you guys are still on here?

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 06:54 PM
You'll be very disapointed, but I want to see if you'll go look.

ADV1
09-28-2004, 06:54 PM
You lookin at me funny mister???

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 06:55 PM
Originally posted by Firebird 383
The sex wheels are gone! Hooray!!!!


Seriously, you guys are still on here?

I just got back.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 06:55 PM
I got seriously shot down by a lovely lady.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 06:56 PM
I need a bit of confidence before I get going again.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 06:56 PM
Actually, I just need to wash off the tears.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 06:57 PM
Not really about the tears, but I thought it'd be funny.

ADV1
09-28-2004, 06:58 PM
OK I seriously went and looked at page 60 and still don't see anything...

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 06:58 PM
Michael said, "hi...where do you go to school"
She said, "" and then rolled her eyes.

ADV1
09-28-2004, 06:59 PM
Once when I was single I asked a purty gal to dance at a country bar and she poured her beer on my head...

Now thats shot down feller...

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 06:59 PM
Originally posted by ADV1
OK I seriously went and looked at page 60 and still don't see anything...

My mood swing, I worked for like an hour on it.

Firebird 383
09-28-2004, 06:59 PM
Originally posted by cheyenne383
Taylor calls him "momo" for some reason. It's cute as hell.

Yeah, Megan used to do that as well. At some point it became Elmo though.

ADV1
09-28-2004, 07:00 PM
so tell me about page 60

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 07:00 PM
I need better conversation skills. That's why I'm here. I'm practicing on y'all.

ADV1
09-28-2004, 07:00 PM
HA HA I got 66 as well!

Firebird 383
09-28-2004, 07:00 PM
Sorry, I'm trying to catch up.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 07:01 PM
You fucking stole 66 from me, bastard.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 07:02 PM
At least now I can stop exaggerating about getting shot down. She just said she has a boyfriend.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 07:02 PM
At least she was nice about it.

ADV1
09-28-2004, 07:02 PM
Oh well by all means...


Try some lines on me...

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 07:02 PM
I have like 460 posts in this thread, good luck catching me.

ADV1
09-28-2004, 07:03 PM
my wife is sitting here and I can ask her if they'd work...


So far she says that you suck... her words not mine... :finger:

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 07:03 PM
Hey, you from around here......

Cause you're the only ten I see.

ADV1
09-28-2004, 07:04 PM
Meh

Firebird 383
09-28-2004, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by ADV1
Thats funny... I got 3 guys in trouble for them holding me down and spraying me with PAM

That's the most homosexual thing I've ever read. Where were you in boy scouts... San Francisco???

ADV1
09-28-2004, 07:04 PM
Meh X 2

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 07:05 PM
For you wife: I don't typically use lines, I try to make conversation and then offer a drink or something. They get benifit from talking to me, so I can break the ice, then they will hopefully like me...and we go from there.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 07:06 PM
Aric, you gotta let me know when your wife is in the room, I need to go edit my profanity out of my recent posts. :squint:

ADV1
09-28-2004, 07:06 PM
Originally posted by Firebird 383
That's the most homosexual thing I've ever read. Where were you in boy scouts... San Francisco???


Well I kinda started the whole thing by tossing a dead fish in the Big fuckers sleeping back and they found out while we were cooking and the rest is history...


Does sound kinda homoish didn't it...

ADV1
09-28-2004, 07:07 PM
I curse like a sailor and she doesn't read what I'm posting anyways...

She just asks what I'm laughing so hard at...

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 07:07 PM
The boy scouts were all ghey. I'm glad I got kicked out.

Firebird 383
09-28-2004, 07:08 PM
Don't lie Cheyenne---

His pick up line is: He goes up to a group of nursing students and asks if they can take a look at this funny growth in his pants.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by ADV1
I curse like a sailor and she doesn't read what I'm posting anyways...

She just asks what I'm laughing so hard at...

Okay, but remember, a southern gentleman always behaves for the ladies.

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 07:09 PM
Originally posted by Firebird 383
Don't lie Cheyenne---

His pick up line is: He goes up to a group of nursing students and asks if they can take a look at this funny growth in his pants.

I have faked being hurt to get a girls attention. :chuckle:

Firebird 383
09-28-2004, 07:09 PM
ADV1- you literally laugh out loud at the computer?

Sadly that is rare for me. This site gets me maybe once a day.

ADV1
09-28-2004, 07:10 PM
She loved that line!!! Funny!

Firebird 383
09-28-2004, 07:11 PM
Who? What line? What did I miss?

My home computer is so sllloooowww

ADV1
09-28-2004, 07:11 PM
Oh man... you guys are funny... I rarely laugh at the TV unless Larry the Cable guy is on but you guys make me laugh on a regular basis...

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 07:11 PM
WAIT, WHY AM I STILL HERE. I JUST CAME BACK TO GET MY CASH SO I DON'T HAVE TO RACK UP MY VISA BILL.

Y'all have a good night.

ADV1
09-28-2004, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by Firebird 383
Who? What line? What did I miss?

My home computer is so sllloooowww


Your line about the nurses dumbass!

Firebird 383
09-28-2004, 07:12 PM
The whores by you take Visa??? :D

KuruptGTA
09-28-2004, 07:12 PM
HOlY FUCKING SHIT BATMAN! :lmao:


I was just on ARES....uh, ya know, looking at stuff(okay, d/l shit)....I ask a guy if he's got any Canibus (my friend wants the CD, and he payed me :thumbup: ) 'cause he's d/l shit off me... his response:


"Dam niGGA, wtf you thinki homeby?"

me: "what? I just need canibus, you're d/l from me, hook me up"

Net thug: "fucki niGGa's alwys tyr get shit fo free. Fuc off and dye dum asss niGGA."

me:"okay gangsta, by the way, the shit you're d/l from me....."

Net thug:" niGGA whaatt chu wanntt?"

me:yeah, that shit is CANCELLED....

he was d/l like 12 things....cancelled all half way. Fuckin' dick. Gotta love internet gangstas

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by ADV1
Oh man... you guys are funny... I rarely laugh at the TV unless Larry the Cable guy is on but you guys make me laugh on a regular basis...

That's because I AM Larry the Cable guy. Well, not really, but I sound like him. :chuckle:

ADV1
09-28-2004, 07:13 PM
Fine! Leave! Go hit on some Whores! I don't care!!!!







































































I'll wait for you :hapsad:

ADV1
09-28-2004, 07:13 PM
Hey... you stole 67!

cheyenne383
09-28-2004, 07:14 PM
Oh, I got page 67. Goodnight. My accent is going away now that I don't live so far out in the boonies.

ADV1
09-28-2004, 07:14 PM
Holy buckets!!! Were nearing 2000!

Firebird 383
09-28-2004, 07:14 PM
Maybe he thought you were trying to score some weed.

ADV1
09-28-2004, 07:15 PM
Common guys don't quit now~

KuruptGTA
09-28-2004, 07:15 PM
:powpow: at his gangsta ass....

ADV1
09-28-2004, 07:15 PM
I don't use that stuff...

KuruptGTA
09-28-2004, 07:16 PM
no, he knew he was a thug...it was scary :eek:

ADV1
09-28-2004, 07:17 PM
Oh shit now I know 2000 will be broken Kurupt is here....





Speaking of lame pick up lines...

KuruptGTA
09-28-2004, 07:18 PM
what ? Ares...fuckin' pussy.

KuruptGTA
09-28-2004, 07:18 PM
BTW. ripping chappelle's show season one DVD.....:thumbup: funny shit.

KuruptGTA
09-28-2004, 07:19 PM
Are we goin' for 69 pages by the way?

ADV1
09-28-2004, 07:19 PM
Meh... it's ok...

Firebird 383
09-28-2004, 07:19 PM
My cable modem sucks donkey dick. It's like dial-up compared to the T1 at our office. I responded to Kurupt and 5 people jumped in between so my shit doesn't make any sense. It's even on a different page.

Where we at?

ADV1
09-28-2004, 07:20 PM
I'm just after 2000

KuruptGTA
09-28-2004, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by ADV1
Oh shit now I know 2000 will be broken Kurupt is here....





Speaking of lame pick up lines...

ANd that implies? :finger:

ADV1
09-28-2004, 07:20 PM
I'm on AOL Dial up.... and it sucks...

Firebird 383
09-28-2004, 07:20 PM
If I even try to get off this page to see how close we are to 2000-- it takes literally like 2 or 3 minutes.