Live in Texas and screwed Jeremy's ex? Post up!!!

[DiabolicalZ]

more or less

[rubyred]

so how do you, monte, and trabbis all know each other?

[DiabolicalZ]

who cares what exactly it says ... darwin has a mothafuggin chain saw to give kenny and mchorsefucker the smackdown :D

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Simply it says Stupid people should meet the Chainsaw of natural selection

[DiabolicalZ]

Originally posted by rubyred
so how do you, monte, and trabbis all know each other?

:werd:

[rubyred]

well yeah, i gathered that much

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Monte travis and I are all in the same car club. Rob is the only one witout an Fbody. I own 7 snd gens and a 4th gen, plus a few GTO/LeMans among other things. I am rather annoying in person, so is travis to a higher degree. Rob just has no friends so he hangs out with us. Its a frightening exsistence, but it works.

[DiabolicalZ]

Originally posted by ÂûCîñåòåMîé è
Rob just has no friends so he hangs out with us.

:lmao:

[rubyred]

hahaha...it all makes sense now

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

So now you know the whole dealyo

[rubyred]

ok bedtime for me...:zzz:

[rubyred]

yup, i know the story, so i can now go sleep peacefully

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Of course it makes sense. How else would I know them...lol

Heres the kicker we all live in SC right?
I am from Nebraska
Rob is from Maine
Travis is from Texas

really really strange

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

yes go to bed so I can have a page to myself

[DiabolicalZ]

My 3 best buds from Lincoln are from Ohio, Tennessee, and Pennsylvania.

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Also I have the fastest car, I am trying for fastest in our club but we keep getting guys who run 9's showing up in it

[DiabolicalZ]

those bastards

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

kewlness, I have a bro from Ohio, cincinatti, and a bro from Penn, used to know a couple guys from Tenn, but they have gotten out of the service.

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Yes I got some $$ this year and spent it on an engine, so now its getting the rest of the car up to snuff. All the safety crap is expensive and the rear end parts alone will be around $1000. So I wonder how many tracks I will get kicked off this year. I want to go home with it and run at Kearny just to get a single digit slip and then get kicked out for no cert no cage no nothing...lol

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back to whoring

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I must increase

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I own3d 510

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so now

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will it

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be all

[rubyred]

nope!

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me?

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lets see

[rubyred]

hahahaha i screwed it up for you!

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if any

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j00 r 3viL

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3viL I tell ya!

[DiabolicalZ]

Crazy, my buddy is from Akron.

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

3viL texas female'---- thats "fee mall ee"

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j00 r both 3viL

[DiabolicalZ]

Ruby just teh pwn3d j00

[DiabolicalZ]

1 |<n0w

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

ja, she is teh roxxors 1111

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I think I need to whack my cookies

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these pages load so slow

[DiabolicalZ]

have at it hoss :raz:

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

I want to own one page jus one

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

wierd it jus dissapeared

[DiabolicalZ]

you shall not own a full page ... nevar!

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

I posted twice and none of it made it wtf?

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

but I will have a top ten spot!

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

oh yes a top ten I am faster than most and slower than few

[DiabolicalZ]

something out there doesn't like you

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

but of course I may just say fuck it

[DiabolicalZ]

top 10? Where?

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

a great many things and persons dont like me and....


wait for it...






I dont give a fuck!

[DiabolicalZ]

I beat my dick like it owes me money ... thats why I say Fuck It.

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

511 too yay. I am so excited

[DiabolicalZ]

haha!

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

posts for this thread

[DiabolicalZ]

I should just sit here and wait til you get to 512 and then post. :cool:

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

j00 r 3viL

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I 4at3 j00 r 3viL

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

how will you know when to do it?

[DiabolicalZ]

It won't even be a real post ... it'll look like this:

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I have 15 browsers open. i may get er done

[DiabolicalZ]

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I dont care if its real or not

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

j00 r 3viL thats all there is too it

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

right now they are fuckin up on me too

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Life is better when you are wasted for a day or two each year

[DiabolicalZ]

you will not win

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

who has the large turgid member anyway? me or you?

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

one just wont go, failure to go UCMJ offense

[DiabolicalZ]

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

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N3wB

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I am teh win!

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I am ahead that is all that matters!

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Dr phil is teh roxxors 1111

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Reality is for people who cant handle drinking and drugs

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I dont care!

[DiabolicalZ]

you will fall

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crap

[DiabolicalZ]

just like OU

[DiabolicalZ]

it will be glorious

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Shut up yoda sounding one from omaha

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

do you look like vin deisel? I didnt think so

[DiabolicalZ]

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j00 r 3viL!11!!

[DiabolicalZ]

:D

[DiabolicalZ]

... whistle while I work ...

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oh wtf?

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

my ass hurts

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

now what ya gonna do?

[DiabolicalZ]

double-you tee eff mate?

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

I have a happy chair bleh

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

double-you tee eff mate? Just knowing what that is in reference to means I have been on the net far too much for far too long,,, fuckin kangaroos

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

j00 r teH gH3y

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

so do you ever get laid? Just curious

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

well fuck a duck

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

WHORE!

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

ALL YOUR BASE

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

SAVE A TREE EAT A BEAVER

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ARE BELONG TO US

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

CHAINSAW

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A MOTORCYCLE HAS TWO DOORS

[DiabolicalZ]

:lmao:

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I WANT CANDY

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

FUCKIN COCKASS

[DiabolicalZ]

you would want candy, wouldn't you :squint:

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THAT CHICKEN?

[DiabolicalZ]

allright, well, you'll get your wish, I too am going to head to bed

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Candy was a hot redhead, my second fuck way back in the 80's. Oh yes I still want Candy, she didnt get huge from kids either

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

You get a Lewinski, close but no cigar

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

so whats the weather now anyway? snow snow and more snow? did I mention snow?

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

yeah I bet you are. gonna stay and do one post on the next page...

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

I started around 320 posts today. I have over 720 now

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

dont run with sciciors

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

I am so bored I wont stop I need a life

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

wow a completely blank page for 35 seconds, this is supposed to be a high end machine too

[BC94Formula]

Originally posted by ÂûCîñåòåMîé è
I am so bored I wont stop I need a life

agreed

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

FUCK! if its not one its another

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

double-you tee eff mate?

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

oh well whatever works

[BC94Formula]

spent all night at the bar tonight...buddy of mine was working...he left before i could pay my tab...it was "lost"....i paid for one beer...from 6:30 till 1:30ish...of course...three guiness two carbombs four miller lite's, another two carbombs, three more guiness, and four more odd bar concoctions called purple haze...which i remember none of the contents of....just that there are about six different kinds of liquor in it...here i am....having paid for one bud light...it was a good night :thumbup:

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

koolness

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

I havent gotten hammerd in a while

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

its finally workin good, I gave it a break and its runnin better

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Also few others are on now

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Having played catch up for just gettin here is the reason I am all thru the 400-500 range

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

I just want 800 posts under my name

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

so this is how I am doin it

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I wonder where I am at now

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

514 should be close

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wierd isnt it?

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

almost there

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22

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23

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24

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25

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Welcome to page 514

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in 4 more posts

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magic number is 30

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29

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30

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Welcome to the real page 514

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cool finally did it

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on to more no good antics

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HI

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My

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name

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is

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its

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a

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very

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strange

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The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for
when you're on the road.

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#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he
will probably let you try it out a few times.

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#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a
backup.

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#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of
ammo.

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#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

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#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

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#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look
fat?"

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#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
use it.

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AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Why is it called PMS? -- Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

A woman went to a doctor and said , doctor, I have a problem. every time I sneeze I have an orgasm. the doctor said, oh really, what have you been doing for it. the woman replied, "snorting pepper."

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections?
A whine and cheese party

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Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

The one guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional."

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids.

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

They then asked the woman, "What are you?"

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

and welcome to 515

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

BTW I owned 514 completely! and broke into the top ten in the thread!

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so now life is complete

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood


There once was a young person named Little Red Riding Hood who lived on the edge of a large forest full of endangered owls and rare plants that would probably provide a cure for cancer if only someone took the time to study them.

Red Riding Hood lived with a nurture giver whom she sometimes referred to as "mother", although she didn't mean to imply by this term that she would have thought less of the person if a close biological link did not in fact exist.

Nor did she intend to denigrate the equal value of nontraditional households, although she was sorry if this was the impression conveyed.

One day her mother asked her to take a basket of organically grown fruit and mineral water to her grandmother's house.

"But mother, won't this be stealing work from the unionized people who have struggled for years to earn the right to carry all packages between various people in the woods?"

Red Riding Hood's mother assured her that she had called the union boss and gotten a special compassionate mission exemption form.

"But mother, aren't you oppressing me by ordering me to do this?"

Red Riding Hood's mother pointed out that it was impossible for womyn to oppress each other, since all womyn were equally oppressed until all womyn were free.

"But mother, then shouldn't you have my brother carry the basket, since he's an oppressor, and should learn what it's like to be oppressed?"

And Red Riding Hood's mother explained that her brother was attending a special rally for animal rights, and besides, this wasn't stereotypical womyn's work, but an empowering deed that would help engender a feeling of community.

"But won't I be oppressing Grandma, by implying that she's sick and hence unable to independently further her own selfhood?"

But Red Riding Hood's mother explained that her grandmother wasn't actually sick or incapacitated or mentally handicapped in any way, although that was not to imply that any of these conditions were inferior to what some people called "health".

Thus Red Riding Hood felt that she could get behind the idea of delivering the basket to her grandmother, and so she set off.

Many people believed that the forest was a foreboding and dangerous place, but Red Riding Hood knew that this was an irrational fear based on cultural paradigms instilled by a patriarchal society that regarded the natural world as an exploitable resource, and hence believed that natural predators were in fact intolerable competitors.

Other people avoided the woods for fear of thieves and deviants, but Red Riding Hood felt that in a truly classless society all marginalized peoples would be able to "come out" of the woods and be accepted as valid lifestyle role models.

On her way to Grandma's house, Red Riding Hood passed a woodchopper, and wandered off the path, in order to examine some flowers.

She was startled to find herself standing before a Wolf, who asked her what was in her basket.

Red Riding Hood's teacher had warned her never to talk to strangers, but she was confident in taking control of her own budding sexuality, and chose to dialogue with the Wolf.

She replied, "I am taking my Grandmother some healthful snacks in a gesture of solidarity."

The Wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone."

Red Riding Hood said, "I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme, but I will ignore it because of your traditional status as an outcast from society, the stress of which has caused you to develop an alternative and yet entirely valid worldview. Now, if you'll excuse me, I would prefer to be on my way."

Red Riding Hood returned to the main path, and proceeded towards her Grandmother's house.

But because his status outside society had freed him from slavish adherence to linear, Western-style thought, the Wolf knew of a quicker route to Grandma's house.

He burst into the house and ate Grandma, a course of action affirmative of his nature as a predator.

Then, unhampered by rigid, traditionalist gender role notions, he put on Grandma's nightclothes, crawled under the bedclothes, and awaited developments.

Red Riding Hood entered the cottage and said,

"Grandma, I have brought you some cruelty free snacks to salute you in your role of wise and nurturing matriarch."

The Wolf said softly "Come closer, child, so that I might see you."

Red Riding Hood said, "Goddess! Grandma, what big eyes you have!"

"You forget that I am optically challenged."

"And Grandma, what an enormous, what a fine nose you have."

"Naturally, I could have had it fixed to help my acting career, but I didn't give in to such societal pressures, my child."

"And Grandma, what very big, sharp teeth you have!"

The Wolf could not take any more of these specist slurs, and, in a reaction appropriate for his accustomed milieu, he leaped out of bed, grabbed Little Red Riding Hood, and opened his jaws so wide that she could see her poor Grandmother cowering in his belly.

"Aren't you forgetting something?" Red Riding Hood bravely shouted. "You must request my permission before proceeding to a new level of intimacy!"

The Wolf was so startled by this statement that he loosened his grasp on her.

At the same time, the woodchopper burst into the cottage, brandishing an ax.

"Hands off!" cried the woodchopper.

"And what do you think you're doing?" cried Little Red Riding Hood. "If I let you help me now, I would be expressing a lack of confidence in my own abilities, which would lead to poor self esteem and lower achievement scores on college entrance exams."

"Last chance, sister! Get your hands off that endangered species! This is an FBI sting!" screamed the woodchopper, and when Little Red Riding Hood nonetheless made a sudden motion, he sliced off her head.

"Thank goodness you got here in time," said the Wolf. "The brat and her grandmother lured me in here. I thought I was a goner."

"No, I think I'm the real victim, here," said the woodchopper. "I've been dealing with my anger ever since I saw her picking those protected flowers earlier. And now I'm going to have such a trauma. Do you have any aspirin?"

"Sure," said the Wolf.

"Thanks."

"I feel your pain," said the Wolf, and he patted the woodchopper on his firm, well padded back, gave a little belch, and said "Do you have any Maalox?"

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

OFFICE DARES ONE-POINT DARES

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

1) Run one lap around the office at top speed

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2) Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time).

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3) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you

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4) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."

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5) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.

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6) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".

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7) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".

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8) Walk sideways to the photocopier.

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9) While riding an lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

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THREE-POINTS DARES

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1) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.

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2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it".

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3) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).

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4) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).

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5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

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FIVE POINT DARES

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1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).

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2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you >with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

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3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".

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4) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".

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5) After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in "the report's on your desk, Mon". Keep this up for one hour..

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6) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift.

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7) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!".

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8) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again".

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yay 516


9) In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

10) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?".

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11) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".

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12) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it".

[rubyred]

i wonder if anyone has ever actually done any of those things...

[GeeMoney]

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT
GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

[GeeMoney]

Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked...

1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"

2. So you can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

3. So you can say, "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

5. To see if it's like the dream.

6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

10. No one steals your chair.

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Originally posted by ÂûCîñåòåMîé è
12) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it".

Actually this one isnt so funny at my work. Since we ALL wear camoflage ie BDU's. oh yes, it loses its luster when its your job

[rubyred]

BDU's?

[rubyred]

i know what BCG's are, but can't remember what BDUs are

[DiabolicalZ]

Battle Dress Uniforms ... basically just the camo pants/shirt/jacked/boots/hat if I remember right.

[rubyred]

ahhh...got it now. thanks! :)

[TMoNeE]

snazzy

[rubyred]

this just made my day...
http://collegehumor.com/?movie_id=103856

[rubyred]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[GeeMoney]

Originally posted by rubyred
this just made my day...
http://collegehumor.com/?movie_id=103856
Meh, firewalled yet again. I hate this place!

[TMoNeE]

oh yeah, i watched that... it was fucking hilarious, i hate ashlee simpson with a passion... and she is a terrible singer, she deserved to get booed the fuck off.

[rubyred]

Originally posted by TMoNeE
and she is a terrible singer, she deserved to get booed the fuck off.


i agree! i've watched the clip like 6 times and every time i crack up...now if only we could get rid of jessica too i'd be happy

[GeeMoney]

The Mighty Talent gods will smite them soon enuff! Mwahahahahaha!

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Originally posted by ÂûCîñåòåMîé è
Monte travis and I are all in the same car club. Rob is the only one witout an Fbody. I own 7 snd gens and a 4th gen, plus a few GTO/LeMans among other things. I am rather annoying in person, so is travis to a higher degree. Rob just has no friends so he hangs out with us. Its a frightening exsistence, but it works.

^^ Dug up from about 8 pages ago but I wasnt here sooo

Now I know the deal too :chuckle:

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Damnit Todd, you whored alot last night ... thats like what 300 posts?! How the hell did you get to 818 already :eek:

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Originally posted by ÂûCîñåòåMîé è
I have 15 browsers open. i may get er done

I knew it damnit, cheater :finger:

[CamaroGirl5.0]

:lala:

[GeeMoney]

I'm Living on the ceiling, no more room down there.

[GeeMoney]

Don't eat stuff off the sidewalk.

[GeeMoney]

You may be a redneck if you tell alot of redneck jokes.

[GeeMoney]

Soul by the Pound.

[GeeMoney]

My Uzi weighs a ton.

[rubyred]

even with multiple browsers open isn't there still a 10 second delay?

[GeeMoney]

Don't cry, it's only the rhythm.

[GeeMoney]

The Ubiquitous Mr. Lovegrove.

[GeeMoney]

My Kingdom.

[rubyred]

yall wanna hear some funny "chinese" proverbs?

[rubyred]

well even if you dont, i'm going to post them...so HA!

[GeeMoney]

Chili sauce.

[rubyred]

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

[rubyred]

Man who run in front of car get tired.

[rubyred]

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

[GeeMoney]

Originally posted by rubyred
yall wanna hear some funny "chinese" proverbs?
Uh oh, here it comes.

[rubyred]

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

[rubyred]

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

[rubyred]

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

[rubyred]

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

[rubyred]

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

[rubyred]

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

[rubyred]

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

[rubyred]

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

[rubyred]

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

[rubyred]

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.