Live in Texas and screwed Jeremy's ex? Post up!!!

[DiabolicalZ]

this thread is averaging 120 posts per day or so ...
holy shit

[cumstang02]

hes 50 something

[rubyred]

good to know...how old are your kids? can you at least tell us that?

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

36 in June... but I have been dating women who are 20-23, newer models with less wear and mileage

[cumstang02]

I think thats decent for a thread

[rubyred]

Originally posted by cumstang02
Stalker.

who?

[cumstang02]

Girls start to fall apart around 19

[rubyred]

not as old as i was thinking

[cumstang02]

Sagging tits and asses. Plus don't forget about the bags under the eyes

[rubyred]

girls fall apart at 19?


i'm screwed then, but not literally :(

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

My kids are 10 and 8, both girls. The oldest wants a Jr Dragster really bad, the youngest will probably be in Playboy or something extreeme like AutoX

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

woot 493!!!

[cumstang02]

He's lying. Hes 50 and on the sex offenders web page.

[cumstang02]

I know a guy that got a divorce when he was 18

[rubyred]

your youngest will be in playboy? that's such a nice thing to say about your children...

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Dont be jealous, born in June of 1969, First year of the Trans Am... YAY!

[cumstang02]

I hope my son is into racing

[cumstang02]

I'm not jealous... i'm young

[rubyred]

what time are yall working out tonight

[cumstang02]

I hope i lose my virginity before i turn 25.

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Originally posted by rubyred
your youngest will be in playboy? that's such a nice thing to say about your children...

She is a daredevil, no fear at all. She is all about shoes, clothes fast cars, make up, and she just acts like she should be a model or something. Everyone thinks she will be like marylin monroe or Pam Anderson. Its really strange

[cumstang02]

After i get done eating and running some errands.

[cumstang02]

I think around 8-9 we will be at wai's house.

[rubyred]

well call me when yall are done working out, i dont wanna be there when yall are working out

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

my oldest just went to the track with me, helped me race my car, saw other girls in jr Dragsters and wanted one. The ex left before I could get one for her, and she cant go and run it anyway unless I am back home.

[rubyred]

but i'll go if you do something afterwards

[cumstang02]

Today is leg and shoulder day. That means i'll sleep good tonight.

[cumstang02]

They will do something after wards i just don't know what.

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Originally posted by cumstang02
I hope i lose my virginity before i turn 25.


Go to prison, someone will take it from you

[cumstang02]

If your there then gang bang comes to mind

[cumstang02]

Originally posted by ÂûCîñåòåMîé è
Go to prison, someone will take it from you I hope.

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Originally posted by rubyred
but i'll go if you do something to me afterwards

I would so be there!

[rubyred]

right...

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Jeez people in texas have all the gang bangs... wtf?

[cumstang02]

The best part about ruby is she doesn't mind being on camera

[rubyred]

who is going to be at wai's?

[cumstang02]

Everyone is hotter in tejas. plus everything is bigger in texas so the women love the cock

[rubyred]

Originally posted by cumstang02
The best part about ruby is she doesn't mind being on camera

shh...can't talk about that b/c then they'll want the video!

[rubyred]

;)

[cumstang02]

Adam, wai, are the only ones that i know for sure but maybe mike, brandon, kelley.

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

she is teh coolest... no drama loves to be on camera, ultimate prn star... oh yes.... I want some of that!

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

494 w00t! two in a row!

[cumstang02]

Originally posted by rubyred
shh...can't talk about that b/c then they'll want the video! Oh.....um.... sorry guys it never happened ;)

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

j00 r 3vil!

[cumstang02]

Originally posted by ÂûCîñåòåMîé è
she is teh coolest... no drama loves to be on camera, ultimate prn star... oh yes.... I want some of that! get in line.

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

yes we want the video...lol

[rubyred]

no i'm not!

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

where does the line begin?

[cumstang02]

I hear that there are multiple positions shown that are quite tricky. God shes flexable.

[rubyred]

you have to pay for the video

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Ruby says she lves to gangbang, that is so cool! on video no less. Bangbus here we come!

[cumstang02]

The lines starts in CA and ends in TX

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Originally posted by rubyred
you have to pay for the video


how much? I have paypal...

[cumstang02]

Ruby are we going to split the profits?

[rubyred]

we'll go 70/30

[rubyred]

i get 70%

[cumstang02]

I get to go home in like 15 minutes

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

yes a video worth buying!

[rubyred]

you get 30%

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

I want teh video!!!!

[rubyred]

how much are you willing to pay?

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

j00 r 3vil!

[rubyred]

i want to own a page...i haven't in awhile

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

$10

[rubyred]

$10?! that's hurtful

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

What do we get for $10?

[rubyred]

nothing

[rubyred]

i'm worth way more than $10

[cumstang02]

Why would you get 70% when i did all the work.

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

$9.95, I havent seen a preview so I dont know what I am getting. If its like the Paris Hilton green cam of her saggy jello bags then its not worth $.02 if you are a kick ass gangbang porn actress, I will give you more...lol

[rubyred]

right...?

[cumstang02]

I'll take what i can get

[rubyred]

YAY!

[rubyred]

that's albert's line

[cumstang02]

You stole it from me.

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

so how about a preview and then we can talk cash...lol... besides you havent ansewerd me yet.

[rubyred]

i didn't steal anything

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Post up a preview and we can work something out

[cumstang02]

I meant meant money wise not girl wise.

[rubyred]

:raz:

[cumstang02]

the preview will have picurtes of my cock and ass

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

j00 r 3vil!

[cumstang02]

I think i'm leaving.

[cumstang02]

Later peeps.

[rubyred]

yesterday was the 4 month anniversary of this thread...and we didnt celebrate!

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

delete the view of his cock and ass please

[rubyred]

i gotta go too, gotta help finish up dinner

[rubyred]

bye!

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

I dont need cock or ass pics of guys, just ruby would be fine...lol

Plus I am not perverted, I an a professional.. therefore PROVERT

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

oh sure leave me hangin!

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

argh j00 r 3vil!

[metal]

comeon 496

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

j00 r 3vil!

[metal]

please

[metal]

comeon engine size

[metal]

26

[metal]

27

[metal]

28

[metal]

29

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

wtf?

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

j00 r 3vil! wtf?

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

WAHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! 496!

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

plz note you are not a 1337 h4x0r so stop that shit

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Ahh, I have to catch up, I swear ya'll did 10 pages while I was asleep.

Yeah, asleep on this beautiful day cuz dad bitched about gas when I drive randomly :( Then told me to do it anyway, but I was already half asleep :lala:

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

A quote from someone awesome!

[metal]

damnit, thats what I get for getting my wifes firebird home

[metal]

thats the biggest engine I have, no need for this thread anymore

[metal]

thats the biggest engine I have, no need for this thread anymore

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

wellinstead of a random drive, drive with purpose. Drive to Charleston and meet someone

[CamaroGirl5.0]

My friend wrote me a note in her little 1337 language. Made my head go strange. But it wasnt that hard to read after about halfway ... I need to get out more.

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Originally posted by ÂûCîñåòåMîé è
wellinstead of a random drive, drive with purpose. Drive to Charleston and meet someone

We already went through this :raz:

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

I have a 467 but did I stop there? NO I DIDNT!

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

yes but its worth goin over again.. and again... and again if neccessary

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Not my fault your leave hasnt been approved yet :raz: So Rob WILL probably get here before you.

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Porcupine ppopcorn!

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Porcupine popcorn?? :conf:

:lala:

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

pumpkin monkeys

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Its the race to 500 now :chuckle: Only 4 pages left.

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

defecating giraffes!

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

indeed

[CamaroGirl5.0]

I think tomorrow I'll drive to Highway 73 if its nice out

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

we must continue

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

so you want to meet me at hgwy 73, ok got it what time?

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Damnit there was a bug on me

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

I can be there any time...lol

[CamaroGirl5.0]

All I do is drive to the beginning of it then go back down the quiet road its sort of off of. :shrug:

If you can drive to highway 73 you might as well just come here :chuckle:

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

yeah well I could right now if you wanted me to

[CamaroGirl5.0]

I'm going to attempt to do homework and postwhore at the same time. Hmm...

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Chainsaw of natural selection

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

I am teh whore!

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

where the hell is the next page?

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

ah there it is my posts match the page! 497 on page 497 go figure!! w00t!

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

on to 500!

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Mine have long since passed that :)

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

almost there, keep suckin!

[CamaroGirl5.0]

:squint:

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

AAHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGG........... release of the fluids!

dont move, I will get you a towel

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

501 is this one! w00t!

[CamaroGirl5.0]

I'm not going to ask .... I think I'll be better off not knowing what yer talking about

[CamaroGirl5.0]

18.66 ppd, you're almost as much of a whore as ll :lala:

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

502 and my avatar quit

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Ooh, 1200.

[CamaroGirl5.0]

My avatar starts looking strange when there's a lot of them in a row.

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Worekin on it cuz I havent been here very long,. I need to catch up

[CamaroGirl5.0]

I had like 10 posts when I came back in November (?)

This is sad :chuckle:

But not as sad as the 1000 in a week I did at the other board :shrug:

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

yes it does, but it always looks strange, its just a hood

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

I want 1000 in a week.
so far its 500 in a month

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

can you imagine gettin laid 1000 times a month?

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Today I saw this kid I used to hang out with a lot, like 2-3 times a week ... help out with his S10 and stuff. But sometime like 2 months ago his cell wouldnt let me get through. And that sucks. Oh well :shrug: I should see if it works again, since obviously I know he didnt die or something.

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Tracvis said his hand would fall off

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Originally posted by ÂûCîñåòåMîé è
can you imagine gettin laid 1000 times a month?

Now that'd be crazy. At this point, I could deal with getting laid 5 times a month ... of course, once that happened, I'd be like hmm, we could raise it now.

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Originally posted by ÂûCîñåòåMîé è
Tracvis said his hand would fall off

:lmao:

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

It sucks when someone dies and doesnt tell you about it

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Yeah, or it sucks when they just kind of stop talking to ya out of nowhere ... then when you see them 2 months later they wave to ya when you go by, or say whats up as if they never vanished :shrug:

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

I would rather they call me and say, Hey I am dead so dont call anymore

[CamaroGirl5.0]

:chuckle:

[CamaroGirl5.0]

700 more posts than you, you are gaining fast :eek:

[CamaroGirl5.0]

This homework thing isnt going well ... but better than it would be if I wasnt sitting here, cuz I'm strange like that.

[DiabolicalZ]

Ya both still have a ways to go before you hit my level.

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

oh crap I got behind for a second

[CamaroGirl5.0]

It took just under 5 years to get 5100 on another board, and thats the one where I did 1000 in a week. They dont like postwhores there :shrug:

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

I am way ahead of you on here tho,, you are far behind...

[CamaroGirl5.0]

w00t 498. Now I just have to own the next 2 pages, or maybe just the 2nd one.

[CamaroGirl5.0]

You are just ahead by ppd :raz:

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

You have posted more in the forum I have more in this thread, you are the padweaon learner...

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

yes we need to hit 500 tongiht! ot must be done!

[DiabolicalZ]

Dude, that is the greatest avatar ever created ... "The Chain Saw of Natural Selection!"

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

GO GO GO

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Is that what you call a getaway
Tell me what you got away with
Cuz I've seen more spine on jellyfish
I've seen more guts on 11 year old kids
Have another drink and drive yourself home
I hope theres ice on all of the roads
And you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt
And again when your head goes through the windshield

[CamaroGirl5.0]

I like that part of that song

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Yeah I thought it was great. I got it from a friend who is on live journal

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Its 9pm and feel like 4pm :shrug: I'm gonna be awake for a long time, I can see it.

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Hey!!!!!!

Scotty doesn't know,
That Fionna and me,
Do it in my van every Sunday.

She tells him shes in church,
But she doesn't go,
Still shes on her knees, and...

Scotty doens't know, oh.
Scotty doesn't know-oh.
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know.
SO DON'T TELL SCOTTY!

Fionna says shes out shopping,
But shes under me and I'm not stopping.

Cuz Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know.
So don't tell Scotty.
Scotty doesn't knoooooow....
DON'T TELL SCOTTY!

I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.

Fionna's got him on the phone,
and she's trying not to moan.
It's a three way call,
and he knows nothing.
NOTHING!!!

Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Don't tell Scotty.
Cuz Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't knoooooow....
SO DON'T TELL SCOTTY!

What a show, everyone will go.
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't knoooooow....

The, parking lot, why not?
It's so cool when you're on top.
His full on, your stuck.
Life is so hard, cuz...

Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know.

I did her on his birthday.

Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know,
Don't tell Scotty.
Scotty doesn't knoooooow....

Scotty will know,

[CamaroGirl5.0]

I just went from Brand New, to the Beastie Boys, to the Beatles .... what a variety.

[rubyred]

i'm baaaaaaaaack!

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

wrestlin with the one eyed snake

[rubyred]

Scotty doesn't know!

[CamaroGirl5.0]

:lmao: That was posted about 12-13 pages ago, but its funny enough to posted again.

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Your Tuesday Horoscope Tara!
Your career is calling you, and a gut feeling about a move to make will dominate your thinking. Obligations in the real world, though, could stymie your efforts to make progress on your long-term goals

:shrug: :lala:

[rubyred]

chocking the chicken?

[rubyred]

choking...not chocking

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

http://us.f3.yahoofs.com/msgr/stahr6970/.tmp/Rodney%2bCarrington%2b-%2bTitties%2bAnd%2bBeer.mp3?ms2272BBlAHRlecI

[rubyred]

didnt work for me...

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Techno version of "Gangstas Paradise" is playing :lala:

[rubyred]

is anyone else watching the Orange Bowl...? i can't decide who to root for! i hate OU but it would be awesome for the Big 12 if they win...

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Why does this kid insist on sending me pics of his '"box" ?!?!


Box being a '05 Scion.

[rubyred]

:lala:

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

not watchin the orange bowl. The Huskers dont get a bowl game for the first time in my lifetime. So I amnot watchin football!

[rubyred]

:lala: :lala:

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

who the fuck would want a scion anyway?

[rubyred]

are the huskers keeping the same coach they had this season?

[rubyred]

:D

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

I fuckin hope not, hes a fuckin loser. Couldnt get the Raiders to win either. What makes him think he can change the world and make Nebraska like to throw, it aint us!

[CamaroGirl5.0]

I'm not watching it either. Probably will watch the Superbowl whenever that is. Not big into college football for some reason

[rubyred]

matt leinart just proved he deserved the Heisman...he just threw a 54 yard TD

[rubyred]

USC - 21
OU - 7

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

I used to be big into college football, but since nebraska has sucked it just sint fun anymore. No trash talk when your team is 5-7 and cant stop school girls playing red rover

[rubyred]

i love college football...not a big fan of pro football

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Raiders is the name of my HS's team :chuckle:

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Is it U of So Cal or U of South Carolina?

[rubyred]

i liked watching pro when the cowboys were good...but that was when i was in like 5th grade

[rubyred]

University of Southern California

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

if its SoCal they suck South carolina well I am here already

[DiabolicalZ]

We need the option back. :hapsad: At least this one seems to be able to recruit though.

[rubyred]

and the University of Oklahoma...not really sure why they call them selves OU...should be UO...damn dyslexic morons

[CamaroGirl5.0]

I used to like the Cowboys when I was in 5th grade or so. Now I dont even know, I'll just watch it and root for the opposite team everyone else is.

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

So Cal makes baby Jesus cry, they are all liberal gun hating faglovers

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

OU is teh SOONERS, cuz they went in too soon, kinda like premature ejaculation

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Another person pissed off at me for saying I'd rather walk than drive a Scion :shrug:

[rubyred]

haha...why is it that things make just baby Jesus cry? what about grown up Jesus?

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

I would rather be buggered in the ass by Bubba the thunderdick god than drive a scion

[rubyred]

USC just intercepted...OU is falling apart!

[CamaroGirl5.0]

I told him I wish all of them would be driven to some military target zone and be used for practice. They're fucking ugly.

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Hayzeus doesnt cry when he is grown up. only when he is a baby.

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Wtf :conf: :chuckle:

[rubyred]

oooh...makes sense now

[CamaroGirl5.0]

:lala: :lala: :lala:

[rubyred]

ok no i lied, it doesn't make sense at all

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Ow, fuck. Sucks when the top of my bellybutton ring catches on the keyboard tray :(

[rubyred]

:shrug:

[CamaroGirl5.0]

:shrug:

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

we need 500

[DiabolicalZ]

Hayzues = Jesus

[rubyred]

500 is coming up

[CamaroGirl5.0]

"All In My Head" is stuck in my head :(

[CamaroGirl5.0]

w00t! 500 is MINE!

[rubyred]

dude...how the hell did that happen

[DiabolicalZ]

... we're on 500 :shrug:

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

HOLY FUCKINDOGSHITIN ABOXONTHEDOORSTEPITS 500!

[CamaroGirl5.0]

I counted posts on the other page ... but I musta miscounted because I thought the "All In My Head" one was gonna be the first post, not the :shrug:

[rubyred]

USC just scored again...28-7

[DiabolicalZ]

We're almost to 15k replies too!

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Halfway to 1000

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Passing Travis's post count with the amount of replies will happen soon :chuckle:

[rubyred]

i said this earlier...but no one commented on it...

yesterday was the 4 month anniversary of this thread

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

what is that little line there anyway?

[rubyred]

should be some sort of record

[rubyred]

little line?

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Travis is a fuckhead

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

I want 501 its the jeans I wear

[CamaroGirl5.0]

What little line?

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Cmon there fireballs!

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Aww little Scion boy is bitching now because people on another board are assholes to him. Lets have a pity party ....



Not.

[DiabolicalZ]

Originally posted by rubyred
i said this earlier...but no one commented on it...

yesterday was the 4 month anniversary of this thread

... you're one of those women ...
:esquint:

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Thats only just over 100 pages a month ... hmm.

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Well, before I said I was making more progress with my homework than I would have been if I wasnt on here ... but I havent written a word since.

[rubyred]

Originally posted by DiabolicalZ
... you're one of those women ...
:esquint:


:(

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

ok well lets do 501 then

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

where the hell is it?

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Im gonna fix that 100 pages a month thing