Live in Texas and screwed Jeremy's ex? Post up!!!

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Hmm going through my AutoFair 2004 pics... isnt this a beauty .. :lmao:

[CamaroGirl5.0]

w00t I was the 14,000th post for the thread.

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Originally posted by sc1twntrbo
<-------- look the dog is fucking the cat BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

So what will the baby look like? A dat? A cog?

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

YAY my engine sizze is 467! WOOOT!

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Lunch breaks in the middle of the night are teh roxxors @!!!1!1!11

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Well, you didnt get to own the page, but ya got to post in it :)

[CamaroGirl5.0]

11:32 ... hmm ... I'm too awake

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Who wants a mustache ride?

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Yes I love to post on the pages with my engine sizes. I also put them on my liscence plates teeehheeee

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

its middle of my day!
all my co workers are awake righ now too!

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

just a few more

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

468 I OWZ j00!!!

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Bend over take it like Travis!

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Whoosierdaddy? and what does he do?

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could get welfare?

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

If a woodchuck could fuck, Woulda ya fuck a woodchuck?

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Originally posted by ÂûCîñåòåMîé è
Bend over take it like Travis!

:lmao:

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

"Sasha Goodall was at Lilly Wing's house last night," said Manuel.
"Maybe it was a Tupperware party," I said.
Breaking the magazine out of the Glock, Manuel said, "You two showed up just before dawn. You parked behind the garage and came in the back way."

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

"We needed some Tupperware," Bobby said.
"Where were you all night?" Manuel asked.
"Studying Tupperware catalogs," I said.

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

"You disappoint me, Chris."
"You think I'm more the rubbermaid type?"

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Woodchucks can fuck ... thats how we get little woodchucks :chuckle:

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Daddy whats the difference between a pussy and a cunt?

A pussy is warm and wet, a cunt is the one who owns it.

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

"You listen to me, Chris. Those of us who know what's happened - we either swallow it or we choke on it. So just relax. Because if you choke on it, no one is going to be there to apply hte Heimlich maneuver. You understand?"
"Sure. Hey, I'm a bright guy. I understand. That was a death threat."

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Strange ... very strange...

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Originally posted by CamaroGirl5.0
CamaroGirl5.0 can fuck ... thats how we get little CamaroGirl5.0 :chuckle:

Good info

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

"Nicely delivered," Bobby noted. "Creative, oblique, no jarring histronics-although the bit of business with tapping the club in your hand is a cliche. You're be a more credible fascist without it."

"Screw you," said Manuel.
Bobby smiled. "I know you dream about it."

[CamaroGirl5.0]

:lmao: :lmao:

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Originally posted by ÂûCîñåòåMîé è
Good info

:finger: :lmao:

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Too bad she wont fuck, but oh well life is good. even if its celebate...

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Originally posted by CamaroGirl5.0
:finger: :lmao:

HA! YOU WISH! this thing wont even fit in someone your size!

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

I would have better luck stuffin a firehydrant in there, they are smaller!

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Wow I just breezed right bast 300!

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

some people are alive simly because its against the law to kill them... we need new laws

[CamaroGirl5.0]

I'm not going to even ask :chuckle:

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

TRAVIS: I did not have sexual relations with that woman....
Rob: Not even a blowjob?
TRAVIS: I only have relations with my hand
Rob: Oh, I can identify

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Originally posted by CamaroGirl5.0
I'm not going to even ask, I will just do the job I was built for. Bring it to me big daddy! :chuckle:

[MonteC]

werent u in kuwait for 6 months todd? with no girlfriend?

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Take off eh

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Kuwait for 100 days, but I had a webcam!

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Webcam = pussy!

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

All you have had is your hand and fat psycho chicks

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

469 emphasis on the 69!

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

woot! oh yeah the way whats his name does it w00t!

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Rob loves the cock

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Travis loves to swallow. He is a spermgurgling gutter slut

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

So if you were on a deserted isle, would you want lemon scent or bananna?

[MonteC]

they all werent fat but they all were psycho.

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Where does the white go when the snow melts?

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

At what exact point in time does Dog shit turn white?

[CamaroGirl5.0]

But webcam pussy isnt actually there

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Originally posted by MonteC
they all werent fat but they all were psycho.

Fat is in the eye of the beholder, Rob if they are bigger than you, and it feels like you are fuckin the matress, they are fat

[MonteC]

Originally posted by CamaroGirl5.0
But webcam pussy isnt actually there

THANK YOU!!! todd just dont understand that.

[MonteC]

Originally posted by ÂûCîñåòåMîé è
Fat is in the eye of the beholder, Rob if they are bigger than you, and it feels like you are fuckin the matress, they are fat

no mattress love here. u were the one talking about matress love, remeber.

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Originally posted by CamaroGirl5.0
But webcam pussy isnt actually there

We arent "IN" the pussy, but we can see it from here...

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Ah fat chicks.. such memories... Fat chicks give the best head. cuz they are always hungry!

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Originally posted by MonteC
THANK YOU!!! todd just dont understand that.

And I dont understand whats so hard about coming to NC :raz:


:finger:

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

slap a thigh ride the waves, her jello ass does the work for you

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

I am teh roxxors!11!!

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Rob if you dont go up there, I will and I will stretch her out so you have to rub it on the side to feel anything

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

All you would have left is dangling beef curtains with special sauce

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Damn man she wants it soo bad... git it to her, GET ER DONE!

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Rob is afraid of gettin teh pussay!

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Rob is teh pussay, so it would be cannabalisim!

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

blah blah blah

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

back to work you scurvy dawgs!

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Originally posted by ÂûCîñåòåMîé è
All you would have left is dangling beef curtains with special sauce

:squint:

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

and for my lat trick I will make an asshole dissapear...


55gallon drum and mcdammit stuffed in it, taken 50 miles out to sea... bye bye asshole

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

She likes the curtains

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Hell I like the curtains, tuna scented roast beef curtains

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

I wonder if its the landing strip, the shaved clam or the Don King afrobush?

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

I am teh whore!

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

and owner of 470! fbptfpbtppftpbhtpfhtpghtpfdh!

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Originally posted by ÂûCîñåòåMîé è
I wonder if its the landing strip, the shaved clam or the Don King afrobush?

Wonder away .. :raz:

For me to know and you not to :finger:

[CamaroGirl5.0]

I should really, really go to bed :shrug:

[CamaroGirl5.0]

But in like 10 more posts, I'll have reached tonights goal in postwhoring ...

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Well it got quiet fast in here

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Crazy intArweb stalker is back *sigh*

[CamaroGirl5.0]

*Yawn* Just a few more.

[CamaroGirl5.0]

I wonder if :lala: works again

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Nope ... fucking PITA

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Almost 1am :lala:

[Joez88Camaro]

BBQ Squirrel

[CamaroGirl5.0]

I think I'm gonna be a f'n zombie driving to school tomorrow :(

[Joez88Camaro]

almost 10:00, don't have to leave for school for another 18 hours

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Originally posted by Joez88Camaro
BBQ Squirrel

Wouldnt surprise me if they ate that stuff down here ...

[llwood]

I finally leave and find something to do(gasp) and you have to run away from me in posting, how am i ever gonna keep up if you post like 100 times a day CG. :)

[Joez88Camaro]

caffiene is the greatest chemical known to man

[CamaroGirl5.0]

I've gotta leave for it in 6½ hours :(

[CamaroGirl5.0]

I'm gonna need a lot of caffeine tomorrow .... I've been staying awake until 6:30am for the past two weeks.

[Joez88Camaro]

oh, your fugged, just get as much sleep as possible, ignore my posting, drink as much caffiene when you go to school, stay up all afternoon, and go to sleep at a normal time.

[llwood]

ah gotta love school

[CamaroGirl5.0]

"When every little bit of hope is gone, sad songs say so muchhh"

[Joez88Camaro]

Originally posted by CamaroGirl5.0
I'm gonna need a lot of caffeine tomorrow .... I've been staying awake until 6:30am for the past two weeks.

In HS i was too stoned and/or drunk to stay up that late :thumbup:

[CamaroGirl5.0]

I passed you in posts w00t!

Though I know you're gonna re-pass me again as soon as I go to bed ...

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Originally posted by Joez88Camaro
In HS i was too stoned and/or drunk to stay up that late :thumbup:

:chuckle: Well, I didnt even have to worry about f'n school for those 2 weeks. Oh well, 3 months 4 days until Spring Break :shrug:

[Joez88Camaro]

Originally posted by CamaroGirl5.0
"When every little bit of hope is gone, sad songs say so muchhh"

:gayno:

[CamaroGirl5.0]

But whos counting ....

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Originally posted by Joez88Camaro
:gayno:

I've lost my mind, okay? :lala:

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Alright ... I'm goin to bed ... G'nite :)

[Joez88Camaro]

Originally posted by CamaroGirl5.0
:chuckle: Well, I didnt even have to worry about f'n school for those 2 weeks. Oh well, 3 months 4 days until Spring Break :shrug:


Teachers never seemed to care that I was always sleeping in class and coming in late, kinda funny :shrug:

[Joez88Camaro]

LIES!!!!

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Maybe they're the type that say "go ahead & sleep, its your grade" :shrug:

[Joez88Camaro]

Another page be mine!!

[CamaroGirl5.0]

So close! FACK!

[llwood]

hey CG its not my fault i actually found something to do besides sit at my puter today, i needed to get out. You will prolly stay ahead of me it is my goal to stay off my puter a little more now.

[Joez88Camaro]

Originally posted by CamaroGirl5.0
Maybe they're the type that say "go ahead & sleep, its your grade" :shrug:

No, I was the type that slept through it when people put stuff on me and tried waking me up, they gave up eventually :thumbup:

[metal]

hmmmmmmmm......putting suspension in the chevelle wouldn't have been as fufilling as postwhoring

[metal]

but its done, one step closer to finishing this 35 grand black hole

[llwood]

thats alot of money better be worth it

[Joez88Camaro]

Originally posted by llwood
hey CG its not my fault i actually found something to do besides sit at my puter today, i needed to get out. You will prolly stay ahead of me it is my goal to stay off my puter a little more now.


I was wondering where my socks were :esquint:

[metal]

I retract my statement, suspension was more fufilling

[rubyred]

i need to get my post count up.

[rubyred]

i can't whore by myself though.

[rubyred]

it's not as fun

[GeeMoney]

Agreed! Now, how does this thing work again?

[GeeMoney]

Do unto others, because u can.

[GeeMoney]

Do unto others, before it's "Black history month".

[rubyred]

i'm writing my resume...it's not very fun

[GeeMoney]

do unto others, then make faces in the window.

[GeeMoney]

do unto others, as others doing unto others tend to do unto.

[GeeMoney]

do unto others, or dont. I dont care.

[GeeMoney]

do unto others, and look good doin it.

[GeeMoney]

do unto others because its the nice thing to do.

[GeeMoney]

do unto others, then make peace in the middle east!

[GeeMoney]

Originally posted by rubyred
i'm writing my resume...it's not very fun
Aww, c'mon! resume's are great fun!

[GeeMoney]

JUst make sure to embellish as much as possible.

[GeeMoney]

do unto others, then do it again!

[GeeMoney]

do unto others, before they realize what happened.

[GeeMoney]

If at 1st u dont succeed, pretend that u did.

[GeeMoney]

If at 1st u dont succeed, put a bigger engine in it!

[GeeMoney]

If at 1st u dont succeed, bribe the judges.

[rubyred]

:lala:

[GeeMoney]

Tis better to have loved and lost, than to get an STD.

[GeeMoney]

If at 1st u dont succeed, learn to look good at losing.

[GeeMoney]

How are those Embellishments comin, Ruby?

[GeeMoney]

Confuscious was a blabbermouth.

[rubyred]

you are weird.

[GeeMoney]

the best things in life come with instructions.

[GeeMoney]

the best things in life usually require a signature.

[rubyred]

Originally posted by GeeMoney
How are those Embellishments comin, Ruby?


me...embellish?! never!

actually i'm really not...maybe i should?

[GeeMoney]

Do unto others, often.

[cumstang02]

WTF

[GeeMoney]

A bird in the hand is worth $2.29/lb

[GeeMoney]

today is the first day, of my world domination plan!

[GeeMoney]

Originally posted by rubyred
me...embellish?! never!

actually i'm really not...maybe i should?
Yes! Now is a great time to work on the lie that is your work history!

[rubyred]

i haven't even graduated yet

[rubyred]

i have no work history really...i've only had one "real" job

[GeeMoney]

the best things in life make great stocking stuffers!

[rubyred]

a lot of "professional" experience - i just didnt get paid for that stuff

[GeeMoney]

Originally posted by rubyred
i have no work history really...i've only had one "real" job
My point exactly! What better time to start those lies rollin in? A resume is merely a list of accomplishments u've made. And dont forget about life experience! counts for alot.

[rubyred]

yup...i think i'm good though.

[rubyred]

it's just weird that i'm applying and halfway interviewing for jobs and i haven't graduated yet - scary!

[cumstang02]

GET A ROOM!

[rubyred]

shut up

[rubyred]

jk. :raz:

[rubyred]

Over 11,000 people are injured every year trying out new sexual positions.

[rubyred]

The distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg is 3-4 inches.





The human equalivent is 26 miles (a marathon distance)

[rubyred]

67.5% of men wear briefs instead of boxers.

[cumstang02]

huh, you have too much time on your hands.

[rubyred]

85% of men don't use the slit in their underwear.

[GeeMoney]

Originally posted by rubyred
Over 11,000 people are injured every year trying out new sexual positions.
Guilty as charged. :)

[rubyred]

there was no one here to whore with. :(

[cumstang02]

I wear boxer briefs :esquint:

[GeeMoney]

WOO HOO! 473!

[cumstang02]

I think i have tried everything yet haven't been hurt.

[rubyred]

i dont know if that's true or not - i just saw it on a website

[GeeMoney]

Originally posted by cumstang02
I wear boxer briefs :esquint:
Ditto.

[cumstang02]

only pussies get hurt

[GeeMoney]

Originally posted by cumstang02
only pussies get hurt
No, Pussies dont try hard enuff to get hurt!

[rubyred]

has the other person involved been hurt?

[GeeMoney]

Originally posted by rubyred
has the other person involved been hurt?
Yes, but the brace was only for precautionary purposes.

[rubyred]

interesting...

[GeeMoney]

Do unto others, til the pain sets in!

[GeeMoney]

I'm goin for 100 today.

[GeeMoney]

So maybe...

[GeeMoney]

If I post just right...

[GeeMoney]

I'll be able...

[GeeMoney]

To do it...

[rubyred]

yeah ok

[GeeMoney]

With a little style...

[GeeMoney]

TaaDaa!

[rubyred]

i want to be in the top 5 of posts in here...got a few to go though.

[GeeMoney]

We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.

[rubyred]

Total Posts: 14,180
User Posts
cumstang02 2211
sc1twntrbo 2084
cheyenne383 1668
Joez88Camaro 932
Cashmunson 812
KuruptGTA 797
rubyred 795
redraif 794
CamaroGirl5.0 782
llwood 574

[rubyred]

i'm number 7 right now...

[GeeMoney]

POST DAM U! GOGOGOGOGO!

[rubyred]

whoring sucks today

[rubyred]

i'm not good at the random posts! i need a conversation of some sort...

[GeeMoney]

Originally posted by rubyred
whoring sucks today
Jeez, if I had a nickel for everytime i've heard that.

[rubyred]

i really should go get ready and head up to the school

[rubyred]

Originally posted by GeeMoney
Jeez, if I had a nickel for everytime i've heard that.

you'd only have like 30 cents...

[GeeMoney]

Well, you could work on your freestylin' here. add that to ur resume. "Freestyle poster" :D

[rubyred]

yay for me!

[GeeMoney]

Originally posted by rubyred
you'd only have like 30 cents...
:squint: :esquint:

[rubyred]

yes..."freestyle" poster will definitely get me the job

[rubyred]

why didnt i think of that earlier?

[rubyred]

only 7 more posts

[rubyred]

and then i'm going to get up and go to school

[GeeMoney]

Originally posted by rubyred
why didnt i think of that earlier?
Cause, that's my job.

[rubyred]

really...i promise i am

[rubyred]

i've posted 37 times today

[GeeMoney]

Originally posted by rubyred
really...i promise i am
Meh, promises, promises.

[rubyred]

mostly i'm just stalling

[rubyred]

where did chris go?

[GeeMoney]

Originally posted by rubyred
i've posted 37 times today
I saw that. Started at 1k even.

[rubyred]

yup. i went out last night so i stopped there before i left

[GeeMoney]

Originally posted by rubyred
where did chris go?
good question.

[rubyred]

have you seen Napoleon Dynamite?

[GeeMoney]

Originally posted by rubyred
have you seen Napoleon Dynamite?
Nope.

[rubyred]

you should rent it or buy it

[rubyred]

it has no plot or point...but it's hilarious

[GeeMoney]

Thx for the tip. I might just do that.

[rubyred]

Total Posts: 14,211
User Posts
cumstang02 2211
sc1twntrbo 2084
cheyenne383 1668
Joez88Camaro 932
rubyred 815
Cashmunson 812

[rubyred]

and i'm spent.

[GeeMoney]

Originally posted by rubyred
it has no plot or point...but it's hilarious
Sounds like my auto-biography.

[rubyred]

i have to go pretend to be a grown-up now!

[GeeMoney]

later Ruby.

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

wtf is this shit?

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

I try to sign in and I get BACKIN UP THE SITE...

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

The visual that pops in my head is one of my ex mother in law with the xmas gift I gave her. One of those backing alarms like busses and heavy equipment use to warm people when something huge is backing up. The intention was she wear it on her ass so the kids dont get run over when she is in reverse since nothing can get around that HUGE ass and saddlebags! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

but of course even tho I have an 18" monitor there is nothing about backin up a site that causes the alarm to go off, unless its at work and the porn alarm just went off! LOCKDOWN WE HAVE A NIPPLE! LOCKDOWN WE HAVE A NIPPLE! CORRECTION: HALF A NIPPLE! HALF A NIPPLE AND SOME FUR!

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

Rewarded with 475 baby!

[ÂûCîñåòåMîé è]

I get asked all the time. Steve, what makes you such a swingin guy? I tell them its my deodorant, they ask what is that? I say TUNAFISH SANDWICHES! One or two between the hairs, and I dont smell like any other guy!

[GeeMoney]

Originally posted by ÂûCîñåòåMîé è
I get asked all the time. Steve, what makes you such a swingin guy? I tell them its my deodorant, they ask what is that? I say TUNAFISH SANDWICHES! One or two between the hairs, and I dont smell like any other guy!
:squint:

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Originally posted by ÂûCîñåòåMîé è
I get asked all the time. Steve, what makes you such a swingin guy? I tell them its my deodorant, they ask what is that? I say TUNAFISH SANDWICHES! One or two between the hairs, and I dont smell like any other guy!

I'm not even going to ask .... :squint:

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Much good my cell ringer does ... I fall asleep with it next to me on the highest setting and it still doesnt wake me up when people call.

[CamaroGirl5.0]

That must mean the alarm setting wont do much good if I ever use it either :shrug:

[CamaroGirl5.0]

I got a tax return form ... called TeleFile. Hmm. But no W-2 form yet.

[CamaroGirl5.0]

I miss having a job :(

I should go look for that auto parts place today. But it doesnt give you the name of the place ... wtf.

[CamaroGirl5.0]

I should go back to sleep ... I know I'm gonna be up late again anyway.

[CamaroGirl5.0]

This song makes me laugh ....

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Frosty the pervert
in a trench coat he did go
to a the school yard to expose his dick and balls made of snow

[CamaroGirl5.0]

frosty the pervert
all the kids he liked to watch
his dick did grow when he packed snow
on his cold and icy crotch

[CamaroGirl5.0]

there must have must have been some magic
when he stroked his frozen meat
cause frosty started moaning loud
and it began to sleet

[CamaroGirl5.0]

frosty the pervert
was as glad as he could get
he threw away his corn cob pipe
and lit a ciggerette

[CamaroGirl5.0]

frosty the pervert
didnt want to go to jail
he began to run
while dripping cum
and the cops picked up his trail

[CamaroGirl5.0]

down to the village
his dick melting in his hand
running here and there
all around the square
yelling catch me if you can

[CamaroGirl5.0]

They chased him down the streets of town
right to a vice squad cop
who shoved a night stick up his ass
and frosty yelled DONT STOP! ooh!

[CamaroGirl5.0]

frosty the pervert was locked up that very day
but he did not cry as he waved goodbye
knowing he'd be back someday

[CamaroGirl5.0]

beating his meat all over the street
look at frosty go
sliding his hands all over his glands
his cum is as white as snow

[CamaroGirl5.0]

:lmao:

Got Rice Part II is pretty funny too.

[CamaroGirl5.0]

I had some Cutlass fly past me today on Rt 29 ... so as he goes by he nods to me ...

[CamaroGirl5.0]

So at a light we're both 3 cars behind the line ... light turns green and his lane didnt move :chuckle:

[CamaroGirl5.0]

He ended up like 7 cars behind me ... and then got stuck at another light.

I wonder what happened to "Mr. Cool" :shrug: I didnt see 'im again after that.

[CamaroGirl5.0]

I want this car ...

[CamaroGirl5.0]

But this one will do too :shrug: Just take away the kid & I'm good

[CamaroGirl5.0]

This one is nice ...

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Hmm, I wonder if I'll go to the Spring Autofair :shrug: It falls on the same day I was going to leave to drive back to Jersey for spring break ...

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Why the hell does everyone in NJ beg for me to come up there while I'm down here, yet when I AM up there, they tell me they're too busy :esquint:

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Originally posted by ÂûCîñåòåMîé è
but of course even tho I have an 18" monitor there is nothing about backin up a site that causes the alarm to go off, unless its at work and the porn alarm just went off! LOCKDOWN WE HAVE A NIPPLE! LOCKDOWN WE HAVE A NIPPLE! CORRECTION: HALF A NIPPLE! HALF A NIPPLE AND SOME FUR!

I was just reading the top of the page .. and all I gotta say is :squint: