Live in Texas and screwed Jeremy's ex? Post up!!!

[cumstang02]

infront of

[JohnB]

on top of

[cumstang02]

missionary

[JohnB]

doggie

[cumstang02]

reverse cowgirl

[rubyred]

the helicopter

[cumstang02]

wheelbarrel

[sc1twntrbo]

wow

[cumstang02]

the catapillar

[rubyred]

how do you do the caterpillar?

[cumstang02]

she lays on her stomach and the guy lays on top of her and makes like a catipillar. humpitty hump hump

[cumstang02]

I own 393 BIOTCHES

[rubyred]

ewwww

[JohnB]

Originally posted by rubyred
how do you do the caterpillar?

caterpillars have a lot of legs.

Maybe it's leg sex :shrug:

[rubyred]

Originally posted by JohnB
caterpillars have a lot of legs.

Maybe it's leg sex :shrug:

perhaps...

[Charlie]

damn this post is long....:eek:

[cumstang02]

Don't knock it until you've tried it. And ruby that an open invitation.

[rubyred]

no shit sherlock

:lastweek x 10

[rubyred]

hey chris will wai be mad if i show up late tonight? i told lauren i'd go to a movie with her at 740

[cumstang02]

I doubt it, I'll smooth things over for you.

[cumstang02]

Bring lauren. Shes the kinky one right?

[rubyred]

no, that's danielle

[rubyred]

Originally posted by cumstang02
I doubt it, I'll smooth things over for you.


thanks darlin, i can be there by like 930-945ish

[cumstang02]

ok, bring danielle. Your the greatest.

[llwood]

what did i miss? something good it seems.

[cumstang02]

Ruby was giving out all her friends phone numbers but it looks like you where alittle late.

[rubyred]

Originally posted by cumstang02
ok, bring danielle. Your the greatest.

can't, she's in lubbock

[cumstang02]

Well, your here. Thats all that matters.

[rubyred]

aww thanks. call me when you leave work b/c i have to ask you a question!

[JohnB]

Originally posted by rubyred
no, that's danielle

No good without pics???

[llwood]

I agree with joe wheres the pictures

[rubyred]

i dont have any pics of danielle...sorry - yall will have to wait till after the break if you really want one

[JohnB]

Originally posted by llwood
I agree with joe wheres the pictures

Who the hell is joe?????

*insert picture of joe*

[JohnB]

Originally posted by rubyred
i dont have any pics of danielle...sorry - yall will have to wait till after the break if you really want one

Of course we want pics. Specially when we heard she was kinky.

:crossed:

[nightrider]

I'm Joe




































































































No, not really.

[cumstang02]

That was a fun night. Can you all say orgy.

[llwood]

sorry John meant John not Joe

[cumstang02]

Has anyone seen chester?

[llwood]

bored

[llwood]

still bored

[llwood]

very bored

[llwood]

w00t page 394 biotches

[llwood]

still bored though

[llwood]

dum de dum dum

[llwood]

hello anyone home?

[llwood]

damnit its gonna be cold, highs in the teens they say.

[llwood]

at least no snow don't need snow

[llwood]

how bout them 49'ers

[llwood]

they like 2 and 12 or something

[llwood]

alone so alone

[llwood]

:woot: :haha:

[llwood]

is nobody going to save me from my solitude?

[llwood]

thanks a friggin lot well if nobodys going to talk to me i am out of here

[biff85ta]

WHy the fuck do you have a titans plate for your avatar??

[biff85ta]

answer me damn it!!!!!!!!

[biff85ta]

now

[biff85ta]

well

[biff85ta]

fucker

[biff85ta]

where are you??

[biff85ta]

I thought this thread would be dead by now.

[biff85ta]

It isnt't though

[JohnB]

Wake Up. I already shoveled the driveway and had breakfast.

[llwood]

Sorry Biff i like the titans I live in IN so i cannot have a Titans plate on my truck so i have one as my Avi

[llwood]

sup John, not enough snow to shovel here it tried but we just got a dusting.

[cumstang02]

Hahahahahahaah, ya'll have to shovel snow. Its swimmin weather.

[cumstang02]

If you have a heated pool

[cumstang02]

and if you don't mind a little shrinkage

[cumstang02]

:shrug:

[llwood]

to small already if it shrinks i'm fucked, or not fucked as the case may be.

[CamaroGirl5.0]

I'm surprised, still not at page 400?

[llwood]

nope got really slow around here without you and joe

[llwood]

w00t 395 fockers

[85zeee]

som bitch its cold brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........ hey Shawn how cold is it over there?

[llwood]

very very i think it like 15 or something

[llwood]

maybe a little more but the wind chill is crazy

[85zeee]

Damnit I should of bought a house somewhere warm we got like -5 with the wind chill right now :( :mad:

[llwood]

yup weather channel says it 20 even right now in indy but its wind so we prolly a little above zero windchill

[llwood]

60 something in Dallas Ft Worth area

[llwood]

watching the Chargers Browns game snowing pretty good in Cleveland

[85zeee]

I guess thats the good way to look at it lol.... it may be damn cold but we ain't got no snow :)

[llwood]

we got a little bit and add the ice in the shade and my pick-up tried to kill me, got bald 245/50's on the back of my s10 fun but not safe at all.

[85zeee]

Back when I had my extreme it was so bad in the rain I never ever even considered driving it in the snow/ice was fun in the summer though.....I miss that truck :cry:

I always noticed any I did see during the winter always had half of the GFX ripped off :eek:

[llwood]

prolly a reason for that. mine is lowered 4/5 so if the snow gets to deep its gonna be a snow plow.

[rubyred]

:lala:

[JohnB]

Originally posted by rubyred
:lala:

Is that you frolicking in the snow?

We have about a foot and a half on the ground since the beginning of December. Not that cold yet.

[cumstang02]

:lala:

[rubyred]

Originally posted by JohnB
Is that you frolicking in the snow?

We have about a foot and a half on the ground since the beginning of December. Not that cold yet.

i wish! there's no snow here...:(

[rubyred]

Originally posted by cumstang02
:lala:

copier!!

[rubyred]

i'm tired of wrapping presents and i've only wrapped 3 so far...is that bad? :hapsad:

[cumstang02]

thats what your mom is for.

[rubyred]

she and my dad are shopping today b/c she threw a fit yesterday and we ended up going home without getting anything

[rubyred]

plus i'm wrapping the presents for her...wouldn't be any fun to have her wrapping her own presents!

[cumstang02]

Huh, what did you get me?

[rubyred]

nothing yet...what do you want?

[cumstang02]

If i have to tell you... :hubba:

[rubyred]

well that's a given...but do you want anything else?

[cumstang02]

Nope... :hubba:

[rubyred]

well then you're not getting anything for your birthday or christmas i guess!

[rubyred]

:raz:

[cumstang02]

thats what you think :raz:

[rubyred]

ok...?

[cumstang02]

OK...!

[rubyred]

i'm confused now...

[cumstang02]

You should be.

[rubyred]

well i am. so that worked out nicely.

[cumstang02]

Are you going out to eat with us tonight since you keep ditching me.

[llwood]

guess thats a no

[cumstang02]

or i could be on the phone with her. ;)

[cumstang02]

but i'm not :(

[llwood]

ah to bad so sad :cry:

[cumstang02]

She is always ditching me. She treats me like shit. I think she uses me. I don't know why i put up with it.

[llwood]

does she atleast use you for sex? cause thats ok.

[cumstang02]

:shrug: I drink alot.

[llwood]

only 46 more posts and you will have the most in this thread, as long as SC1 stays quiet.

[llwood]

almost 2/3 of your total posts are in here.

[cumstang02]

I know. this thread is what got me posting instead of just reading.

[cumstang02]

Plus i got internet at work about the same time this thread opened

[cumstang02]

I get bored really easily.

[cumstang02]

I wanted to see how many pages we could get up here

[cumstang02]

I'm at work right now.

[cumstang02]

Its cold.

[cumstang02]

I'm hungry

[sc1twntrbo]

i made a new post about laurens parents banging

[cumstang02]

I could work out but...

[cumstang02]

I'm cold.

[cumstang02]

and hungry.

[sc1twntrbo]

remind me to give you trevors gift from my parents

[cumstang02]

They have me working 7 days next week.

[cumstang02]

On 2 of those days i will work 9 hours and then go to my second job and work another 4-5.

[sc1twntrbo]

did that guy buy that stuff from you yet

[cumstang02]

What did he get.

[cumstang02]

I own 397 BIOTCHES.

[cumstang02]

Hey, is anything going on tonight?

[sc1twntrbo]

that cancelation ruined my whole day

[cumstang02]

I'm trying to whore and regain my #1 status in this thread.

[llwood]

work out at work? and sc1 why would you post about someones parents banging thats just sick.

[sc1twntrbo]

ill go out for a little bit but i gotta wake up early tommarow

[cumstang02]

I sell fitness equipment

[cumstang02]

My work is like a big gym

[sc1twntrbo]

i posted that to gross out lauren

[sc1twntrbo]

and what did who get

[cumstang02]

Where is she. I think she left.

[sc1twntrbo]

she wiull read it later

[cumstang02]

What did trevor get?

[cumstang02]

she hates me now.

[sc1twntrbo]

]oh they got him a hot wheels track thing
its nto a bgi one i dotn think but it makes the cars jump a ramp

[cumstang02]

I love her so much.

[llwood]

must be rough work out and get paid for it.

[cumstang02]

Those cars hurt when you step on them in the middle of the night.

[sc1twntrbo]

and i got him spoing e bob match box

[cumstang02]

It is rough and they make me play video games and watch t.v. and play on the internet.

[cumstang02]

I saw what you got him. And you know what i got him.

[sc1twntrbo]

so what r we doing tonight

[cumstang02]

he told me he hates santa because santa is mean.

[cumstang02]

He saw him in the mall and you'd think santa was a naked girl or something because trevor got so excited

[sc1twntrbo]

i need a new avatar

[cumstang02]

When he got to sit in santas lap he freaked and started to cry and has hated him ever since.

[cumstang02]

I like my avatar.

[sc1twntrbo]

lol why is santa mean

[cumstang02]

Look...he just keeps humping

[sc1twntrbo]

well if he ahtes santa santa will shoot a raindeer

[cumstang02]

I don't know what pissed him off.

[cumstang02]

I'll just tell him that santa isn't real.

[sc1twntrbo]

i own 398

[llwood]

hum,, dog on cat thats different, but i like stewey better

[llwood]

how do you spell that anyway steewy, steawy, stewey, stewie?

[biff85ta]

Originally posted by llwood
Sorry Biff i like the titans I live in IN so i cannot have a Titans plate on my truck so i have one as my Avi

You want me to steal you one??

[llwood]

sure, just ask someone as bad as they are playing this year someone prolly give you one.LOL

[biff85ta]

There where people giving away great seats to the 49's game.

[llwood]

they just got it rough this year i really don't think Mcnairs gonna come back, he is just getting tired. They need to find a new QB to carry them. Not having him healthy is whats hurting them

[CamaroGirl5.0]

I wonder if we'll get any IMs tonight from McDamit for him to post again :lala:

[85zeee]

Greater Peoria Regional Airport
Last Update on Dec 19, 11:54 pm CST


Overcast

13°F
(-11°C) Humidity: 42 %
Wind Speed: S 12 MPH
Barometer: 30.26" (1025.9 mb)
Dewpoint: -6°F (-21°C)
Wind Chill: -1°F (-18°C)
Visibility: 10.00 mi

[llwood]

didn't drop much overnight did it, it was like 17 there during the day only dropped 4 degrees, saw on the weather channel a few places had record lows last night one place was -23, in MN or somewhere.

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Thats some cold muthafuckin weather. Its 17º here right now .

[llwood]

yup we had a low of 5 here last night and it 25 right now.

[cumstang02]

I'm wearing a t-shirt right now. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[cumstang02]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahaha

[cumstang02]

It was colder than shit last night though

[cumstang02]

After ruby ditched me i went to a bar to slam a couple.

[cumstang02]

I walked in and these girls where staring at me hard and i was like...WTF... is my dick hanging out.

[cumstang02]

Well, it turns out that my nipples where a little perky.

[cumstang02]

I went to a hookah bar :conf:

[cumstang02]

There was a bong on every table I SHIT YOU NOT.

[cumstang02]

It was for tobacco though

[cumstang02]

I asked if they had any cake and they told me thats not what the hookah was intended for... so i asked what the fuck a hookah was and the guy got pissed. :shrug:

[cumstang02]

I also found so guy with a digital camera. He let me walk around and take pictures.

[cumstang02]

He now has a camera full of pictures of girl's tatoos and some of girls that showed me their thongs. :thumbup:

[cumstang02]

Has anyone know a bong to be called a hookah or have been drinking to much lately?

[cumstang02]

I'm suppose to go back on Weds. so a friend can talk to the waitress

[cumstang02]

It'll be cool but i don't fit in at this bar.

[cumstang02]

I walk in wearing Kenneth Cole everything and everyone there was wearing t-shirts and plaid

[cumstang02]

wOOt, 399 is all mine BIOTCHES.

[cumstang02]

Oh, we ran into a couple of hot girls.

[cumstang02]

One was from Arizona

[cumstang02]

The other was from Florida... Go gators.

[cumstang02]

I'm a sucker for brunettes

[cumstang02]

and reverse cowgirl

[cumstang02]

Whoring this thread brings back memories

[rubyred]

Originally posted by cumstang02
After ruby ditched me i went to a bar to slam a couple.

i didn't ditch you loser. you ditched me, asswipe.

[llwood]

i think a hookar is a Indian bong type thing they are becoming quite popular as of late, oh and Ruby you wanna come to IN i won't ditch you.

[rubyred]

aww...thanks. :)

[rubyred]

does anyone else realize that we're super close to pg 400?

[rubyred]

:lala:

[llwood]

oh yeah just around the corner, but after that we just go for 500 instead.

[rubyred]

:wiggle: :wiggle: :wiggle: :wiggle: :wiggle: :wiggle: :wiggle: :wiggle: :wiggle: :wiggle:

[llwood]

:finger:

[rubyred]

i haven't owned a page in awhile...i dont think

[llwood]

i will own 400

[llwood]

i am a whore and proud of it.

[rubyred]

are you flicking me off?

[llwood]

blank post

[rubyred]

Originally posted by llwood
i will own 400

not if i get it

[rubyred]

blank posts don't count cheater!

[llwood]

go ahead and try

[rubyred]

:wiggle: :wiggle: :wiggle: :wiggle: :wiggle:

[llwood]

not blank i wrote "blank post"

[rubyred]

i will thanks for permission

[rubyred]

well that's redundant then

[llwood]

running out of stuff to say

[rubyred]

:lala:

[rubyred]

me too...

[llwood]

you got 2 posts out of the same thing

[llwood]

damnit you got it

[rubyred]

:finger: :booty:

i win!

[llwood]

congrats

[llwood]

only 100 to the next milestone

[rubyred]

do you work? anytime that i get on, you're almost always on too

[llwood]

nope unemployed at the moment, kinda floating around Indiana.

[llwood]

and i am not always here just cause i am on i just don't always sign off.

[rubyred]

ahh...gotcha

[rubyred]

holy crap...the UPS guy just came and the dogs went crazy!

[cumstang02]

stole it

[cumstang02]

ruby you ditched me and you know it

[llwood]

he bring Christmas presents?

[rubyred]

how did i ditch you?

[rubyred]

Originally posted by llwood
he bring Christmas presents?

yup...stuff from my weird aunt and uncle in Virginia

[rubyred]

how is this fair...dad got 2 presents, mom got 3, and my brothers and i each got an envelope aka gift certificates

[llwood]

thats not fair

[rubyred]

oh well

[CamaroGirl5.0]

Next page on the agenda to fight for ownership of - 500 :chuckle:

[cumstang02]

I'll own page 500

[cumstang02]

I think i own like 50 pages in this thread, maybe more.

[cumstang02]

In a couple more posts i'll have the most in this thread again

[cumstang02]

This should about do it

[JohnB]

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

That's only one theory. :D

[rubyred]

i'm close to 800...that's a big milestone for me :)

[rubyred]

only 28 more posts

[JohnB]

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?


When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."

Wait there are more............

[rubyred]

well keep them coming...they're hilarious :roll:

[JohnB]

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.