Live in Texas and screwed Jeremy's ex? Post up!!!

[TMoNeE]

pwned page 26

[cheyenne383]

I can't, it's not my fault, it's a psycological disorder.

[cheyenne383]

You dirty bastard, that was supposed to be my lunch!

[cheyenne383]

Oh well, onward and upward.... 27 here I come.

[ADV1]

Sorry... my fat ass got hungry and went over to taco bell

[ADV1]

I wonder what they are saying over on tgo about us???

[cheyenne383]

bad bad things.

[sc1twntrbo]

what picture you posted. you whorte so much its hard ot keep up

[cheyenne383]

I took it down for safety's sake. I posted a pic she sent me the other day.

[cheyenne383]

Here it is for another few minutes... sorry, im about to leave.

[cheyenne383]

Please don't be too much of a dick and save as and stuff, I actually like her.

[sc1twntrbo]

dont worry im at work no need to save it here

[Firebird 383]

Is the bunny teaching her how to walk like an egyptian?

(look at her arm)

[cheyenne383]

I dunno, I need to ask her wha the bunny even was :conf:

[sc1twntrbo]

i think its bugs, he was running from elmer and had just enough time to take a picture becasue he triped daffy and now elmer is chasing both

[cumstang02]

Originally posted by sc1twntrbo
i think its bugs, he was running from elmer and had just enough time to take a picture becasue he triped daffy and now elmer is chasing both i missed her was she hot, or not.

[Firebird 383]

Originally posted by cumstang02
i missed her was she hot, or not.

I'd hit it.

[sc1twntrbo]

id prob hit it

[cumstang02]

My standards are pretty low so i can assume i'd hit it without ever seeing her. Good job Mr. 383.

[ADV1]

what happens when we hit page 30? by my guesstimate it'll run into the "last thread" icon

[Firebird 383]

I didn't want to start a new thread so I figured I'd bury this here...

I was reading that lifted/lowered thread at TGO and came across an awesome post by "TheWraith":

this post is like a retard slamming his head against a wall repeatedly. it's just wrong, but you can't look away and you're powerless to stop it even if you have every intention.

That cracked me up.

[sc1twntrbo]

yup that is funny

[sc1twntrbo]

becasue its true

[cheyenne383]

You better watch out or the insects will get you! :lmao:

[ip305]

can someone summarize this for me theres way to many pages and posts

[cheyenne383]

It's funny, just laugh like you understand.

[Firebird 383]

Originally posted by ip305
can someone summarize this for me theres way to many pages and posts

Yes: Kenny's mom is a whore, cheyenne383 is a post whore.

[cheyenne383]

Originally posted by Firebird 383
Yes: Kenny's mom is a whore, cheyenne383 is a post whore.

:true:

[Firebird 383]

Originally posted by KuruptGTA
sigh. I've been here for 3 years, and only 341 posts

This is a good indicator of post-whoreism. Look at your count now.

[cheyenne383]

Originally posted by cheyenne383
:true:

:werd:

[Firebird 383]

I picked that off of a random page. I think we all inflated the hell outta our post counts on this thread.



I own this page. SKY BLUE BABY.

[cheyenne383]

Originally posted by cheyenne383
:werd:

:stupid:

[ip305]

oh ok i think i understand now

[Berserk]

This thread is sad... but I can't help but post in it.

[cheyenne383]

Thats what everyone that joined in has said.

[sc1twntrbo]

deluxe makes the stamp for my bank deposits

[Firebird 383]

I just made a bank deposit too. Mmmmm. Commission check. The Fireturd is that much closer to being blue.

[ip305]

eh work sucks

[sc1twntrbo]

i hate customers. if i just sat here and they never showed up this job would be better

[Firebird 383]

Randal: This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers?
Dante: Which customers?
Randal: All of them.

[sc1twntrbo]

i agree

[cheyenne383]

HOPE YOU LIKE MY AVATAR!!!!!

[sc1twntrbo]

Originally posted by cheyenne383
HOPE YOU LIKE MY AVATAR!!!!!
i love it

[cheyenne383]

Have a good weekend, my CD's finished burning, so I'm off to Georgia. BU BYE!!!!

[Firebird 383]

See you mang. Love the avatar.

[KuruptGTA]

:stupid:

[KuruptGTA]

and I can't believe this is 27 pages....damn.

[KuruptGTA]

Green text size 50

[sc1twntrbo]

this thread is getting old but it just cant die

[KuruptGTA]

brown size 25 ... poo

[KuruptGTA]

no way dude. I have to get my PPD up to at least 1 or 2....It's still at like .55 or some retarded shit.
:lala:

[ip305]

that brown looks red

[KuruptGTA]

653 posts. I want 700 even before the 6.....it's 2:45 now. Time to get goin' :kickass:

[sc1twntrbo]

ehh

[KuruptGTA]

this is red

[sc1twntrbo]

Originally posted by KuruptGTA
no way dude. I have to get my PPD up to at least 1 or 2....It's still at like .55 or some retarded shit.
:lala:
good luck might take a while

[Firebird 383]

Whoring ain't EZ

[Firebird 383]

Then again, neither is pimpin.

[ip305]

yeah its a pain in the ass

[KuruptGTA]

YELLOW

[KuruptGTA]

Originally posted by sc1twntrbo
good luck might take a while

Yeah, I have about 2 years of a non-desk job to make up for....damn physical jobs :powpow:

[KuruptGTA]

I ownsz page 28.....:werd:

[ADV1]

Thats it!!! this post is going to 1000 baby!!! and if anyone takes the 1000th post away from me there will be HELL to pay!

[ADV1]

That means you Kurupt!!!

[cumstang02]

Originally posted by ip305
yeah its a pain in the ass how would you know

[sc1twntrbo]

thats my plan

[KuruptGTA]

:lmao: I gotta try....but, as it was your :baby: I'll give it to ya. :thumbup:

[ADV1]

I'm laying off 3 people on Monday for being lazy asses... Just thought ya'all should know...

[ADV1]

Originally posted by KuruptGTA
:lmao: I gotta try....but, as it was your :baby: I'll give it to ya. :thumbup:


Piss on it... I'm feeling competitive... May the best man (which is me either way) win!!! :finger:

[ip305]

because i tried it like a year ago and it lasted about 3 days then i gave up

[KuruptGTA]

:lala: that sucks, been there done that. As long as it's not politics, and for a good reason, I"m behind ya. I got laid off 'cause the big man didn't like me....i think my dick was too big, and his wifey didn't like it in the butt.

[KuruptGTA]

anywho, forward progress and such.

[KuruptGTA]

tally - hooooooo

[sc1twntrbo]

you cant have my glory

[KuruptGTA]

on to page twenty niner....



did i catch a niner in there?


:lmao: gotta love Tommy Boy

[sc1twntrbo]

its all mine

[ip305]

lick it bitch

[ip305]

im gonna get it

[sc1twntrbo]

no you cant ahve it

[ip305]

fuck you cock knocker im gettin it

[sc1twntrbo]

im serious you can have it i love it

[ip305]

eh

[KuruptGTA]

:drama:

[KuruptGTA]

sorry, I had to work

[KuruptGTA]

good luck

[KuruptGTA]

page 29 c'mon

[KuruptGTA]

here we gooo., kaaazaamm

[KuruptGTA]

damn

[KuruptGTA]

:cry:

[KuruptGTA]

i have 30 more posts to do....

[sc1twntrbo]

i want it

[KuruptGTA]

gotta work. DMAN

[sc1twntrbo]

yay me i own page 29 kiss my butt :booty:

[ip305]

oh well 29 is a gay number anyways fag

[KuruptGTA]

well, you go tpage 29, good job....we still need like what 100+ replies to get to 1000

[KuruptGTA]

Originally posted by sc1twntrbo
yay me i own page 29 kiss my butt :booty:

:kickass:


teach you to wiggle your yellow ass at me cocknocker!

[KuruptGTA]

on to page thirty!

[KuruptGTA]

THIRTY

[ip305]

wooooohooooooo

[ip305]

here we go fuckers damn 10 sec post limit

[AaronK]

Fuck it. I might as well get some more posts.

[sc1twntrbo]

10 sec limit what when did that start

[sc1twntrbo]

good luck fools

[KuruptGTA]

long time ago.

[KuruptGTA]

we need 150 more to get to 1000

[KuruptGTA]

so uh. lets' do it.

[KuruptGTA]

here we go.....any day now.

[sc1twntrbo]

when

[KuruptGTA]

fuck this sucks with no one else.

[sc1twntrbo]

now?

[KuruptGTA]

? nice,

[KuruptGTA]

i dunno.

[sc1twntrbo]

yea i m here

[sc1twntrbo]

when im done youll call me daddy

[KuruptGTA]

cool. I dunno if we can do it, But i'm game... i got about 2 hrs to kill

[sc1twntrbo]

true story

[KuruptGTA]

:lmao:

[sc1twntrbo]

i have 30 min

[sc1twntrbo]

and im willign to try

[KuruptGTA]

you got yours... crap call brb

[sc1twntrbo]

i dotn think we can do it

[sc1twntrbo]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bitches i win

[sc1twntrbo]

i own page 30

[KuruptGTA]

craaapppp

[sc1twntrbo]

call me daddy

[sc1twntrbo]

we need help if were goignto succed

[sc1twntrbo]

he who owns page 29 and 30 shall become shogun master frank

[KuruptGTA]

here we go, I gotta work, but at least you got page 30 :bravo:

[KuruptGTA]

fuckin' callers.....

[KuruptGTA]

I mean, c'mon lemme alone when I'm at work. :chuckle:

[sc1twntrbo]

i want to own all that is pages

[sc1twntrbo]

this dumb fucker just naled the curb in hnis mecades

[KuruptGTA]

yeah,well if not we can claim we did the last leg by ourselves and claim dominant victory over this topic.....

[sc1twntrbo]

fuckign rich tools

[sc1twntrbo]

thats my goal

[KuruptGTA]

:lmao: nice. We had a dude back into a pole in his ferrari

[sc1twntrbo]

have you ever seen a $3500 exercise bike

[sc1twntrbo]

lol

[sc1twntrbo]

im watchign waynes world on a $3500 exercise bike

[KuruptGTA]

week ago a lady in an escalade with big blingbling spinning 37000" rims hit the same pole, curb checked the fuck outta her rims on the pass. side.

[sc1twntrbo]

part 2

[sc1twntrbo]

a couple weeks ago a girl was driving straight through one of our lots

[KuruptGTA]

:eek: no. crap dude.

[KuruptGTA]

the pole everyone backs into is inthe midle of our lot,

[sc1twntrbo]

and she naled a curb that is just in the middle of the lot in her mini coper

[KuruptGTA]

retarded ass place to put a pole

[sc1twntrbo]

and she hit it hard enought to crak her oil pan and make a mess everywere

[KuruptGTA]

mini cooper....was she hurt, that things like driving an altoids tin.

[sc1twntrbo]

she then got out looked at her car and cried

[KuruptGTA]

damn

[KuruptGTA]

fuck call. brb

[sc1twntrbo]

the whole front facial fell off and her bf was looking unbder the car while she sat there crying

[sc1twntrbo]

damnit you won page 31

[sc1twntrbo]

if i hadent decided to shut down my register none of this woulda happen

[KuruptGTA]

nice i owned page 31.... this dude wants "tapes"... fuckin' tard ass. We deal with DVD's....

[KuruptGTA]

sorry man, I'll letchu get the new one.

[sc1twntrbo]

you shoulda called him a flamer

[ip305]

fucking work damn playstation making me not pay attention to the thread

[KuruptGTA]

blahhhhh.... yeah that was a waste of fucking time. It's clearly outlined on the website....fuckers call in just to make me work

[KuruptGTA]

lol. I thought you were on a $3500 bike.....or is that like the guy here who can dunk a 10' rim....he's only 5'3 or so, his pics are somewhere in this thread. tard ass bastard.

[KuruptGTA]

onto page 32.....

[KuruptGTA]

YEEESSS. I got my 100 pack of DVD r's today. Damn that was fast.....2 days.... 31.52 shipped. I hope they all record for that price...

[ip305]

yeah tard ass bastard

[KuruptGTA]

sweet, I broke my 700 mark I set...I wonder what my PPD are....BRB, and I'll look at the thread count.

[sc1twntrbo]

i gotta go good luck

[KuruptGTA]

oh, well thanks dude. Later... man my PPD sucks. 707 (0.56 posts per day)


oh well, on withthe whoring :bang:

[sc1twntrbo]

damnit its gonna happen without me

[ip305]

eh its better than mine mines like .4X or something

[ip305]

thats what you get for leaving

[sc1twntrbo]

i mihgt be able to whore for 5 min

[sc1twntrbo]

damnit

[ip305]

eh i still have 15 mins to whore

[sc1twntrbo]

actually 12 min`

[sc1twntrbo]

im soo whoring it up

[sc1twntrbo]

i want 32

[ip305]

so get it

[ip305]

or should i get it

[sc1twntrbo]

i want it bad

[KuruptGTA]

Had to fax....what'd I miss?

[sc1twntrbo]

i will

[ip305]

your not gonnnna get it




























.

[ip305]

because i got it hahahahahah

[KuruptGTA]

yeah.....

[sc1twntrbo]

i can stay longer

[ip305]

leave bitch leave

[KuruptGTA]

good job dicky....:finger: onto page 33

[sc1twntrbo]

you cock whore

[ip305]

your just pissed cause you suck

[sc1twntrbo]

64 post hurry

[KuruptGTA]

fuck. 1 hour 15 min.... i wanna break 10000 with this bitch

[ip305]

hurry for what

[ip305]

oh we are racing for something

[KuruptGTA]

Whooops... :lmao: 1000 i meant

[sc1twntrbo]

you blow biatch

[ip305]

we could go for 10000

[sc1twntrbo]

i have 6 min

[KuruptGTA]

I got all excited with the big letters.....big

[sc1twntrbo]

shut up type

[ip305]

lol you fag are you trying to compensate for something small?

[sc1twntrbo]

im waiting for adv1 do come in and snipe 1000 from us

[ip305]

that fucker better not

[KuruptGTA]

nice.....keep it goin'....I wonder if people hate us for this...I say we're patriots....okay, or just bored assholes. Either way. :shrug:

[sc1twntrbo]

i hear your shits small

[sc1twntrbo]

like rabit pellets

[ip305]

who cares if anyone hates us

[sc1twntrbo]

how do we know when 1000 hits

[KuruptGTA]

well yeah, My turds are huge....my cocks pretty smalll.....for a sperm whale

[sc1twntrbo]

its gonna get confusing who one

[ip305]

balloons will drop and music will play

[sc1twntrbo]

its halfway through page 34

[KuruptGTA]

? :lmao: good luck with that I'm posting till someone gets pissy, and then after that.

[sc1twntrbo]

i want it bad

[ip305]

you mean 33

[KuruptGTA]

yeah, I ownz 33 bitches.

[sc1twntrbo]

nope

[ip305]

damn you lost 33 too

[ip305]

damn yall are fast

[sc1twntrbo]

i own all

[ip305]

no you own this cock

[sc1twntrbo]

i own your sister

[ip305]

not only that but you own the cock too

[sc1twntrbo]

yea bitch

[sc1twntrbo]

oh do i

[sc1twntrbo]

screw you i

[sc1twntrbo]

my feelings are hurt

[ip305]

fucking hippy are you a member of NAMBLA

[sc1twntrbo]

25 left

[sc1twntrbo]

i need this

[sc1twntrbo]

please

[sc1twntrbo]

yay

[sc1twntrbo]

yup

[sc1twntrbo]

im good

[sc1twntrbo]

i hate 10 sec rule

[sc1twntrbo]

its a cock block

[sc1twntrbo]

wee all know this

[sc1twntrbo]

16

[ip305]

eh im gone later guys

[sc1twntrbo]

15

[KuruptGTA]

sorry, still taking calls it's craxy here...fucks

[ip305]

eh so close

[sc1twntrbo]

later
`

[sc1twntrbo]

yay page 34

[KuruptGTA]

crapppp....

[ip305]

its slow as fuck here

[sc1twntrbo]

i hope

[ip305]

damn it

[sc1twntrbo]

im sorry

[ip305]

took ya long enough

[sc1twntrbo]

nooo

[sc1twntrbo]

i want it bad