Live in Texas and screwed Jeremy's ex? Post up!!!

[redraif]

he had to inject teh roof of my mouth...hury like and SOB...worse then the injury!

[redraif]

then pull the tooth down and forward

[redraif]

he did it...saved the tooth...only needed a root canal later

[redraif]

turns out the small bones that hold your teeth all the way across snapped instead of the tooth.

[redraif]

meant i ahd to wear a bleach type cup for 6 wks and be on a liquid diet...

[redraif]

had to swish and gargle with hydrogren peroxide instead of brushing!

[redraif]

that was alot of fun in high school

[88camarosc]

god damn woman- you give a whole new meaning the the word "post whore"

[redraif]

In the end I ahd a small gap in my frt 2 teeth the one that was hit was a touch crooked.

[redraif]

then I got my wisdom teeth and they push the teeth back together and straightened the crooked one

[redraif]

amazingly w no braces

[redraif]

Originally posted by 88camarosc
god damn woman- you give a whole new meaning the the word "post whore"

why not i was bored

[redraif]

was trying to hit 900...but I think i'm too bored talkign to myself to pull it off!

[redraif]

well at least I got my story finished befpre you interupted me! :D

[redraif]

not much further till 310 then I'm out!

[redraif]

have to finish cleaning the office anyway

[redraif]

Attica keep playing attack cat on the customers

[redraif]

as tehy walk in she grawls and then runs over b/w me and them

[redraif]

mind you this is a CAT

[redraif]

She is a sweet girl otherwise

[redraif]

My dog is not this protective

but I am over my pages!

[redraif]

Attica is just protective over me! How sweet!

[redraif]

310 baby

[redraif]

said I was going to stop, but just 5 more till I hit 900 posts

[redraif]

got to hang in there

[redraif]

I think I can, I think I can!

[redraif]

Oh, oh this is it, this is the one!

900!!!! hah!

[redraif]

that is not huge sized...what a jip!

[redraif]

:wavey:

[cumstang02]

Girl, how do you wake up so early?

[cumstang02]

the morning is used for sleeping you know

[cumstang02]

the world can survive if you descide to sleep in

[cumstang02]

if you don't get enough sleep you can make poor choices throughout the day

[cumstang02]

lack of sleep could explain your car

[cumstang02]

j/k

[cumstang02]

or am i ? :squint:

[rubyred]

i win the award for getting up early i think! i left my apartment when it was still dark outside - i hate doing that - it's so depressing

[Joez88Camaro]

Blar!

[Joez88Camaro]

haha you wake up early

[cheyenne383]

What the hell did y'all do all weekend? Damn, almost 10,000 replies. :lmao:

[Joez88Camaro]

I think I only managed to get like 30 posts in this weekend, I'm sad.

[Joez88Camaro]

I did pretty much nothing too

[rubyred]

Originally posted by Joez88Camaro
haha you wake up early

yes, yes i do...i have to be at the elementary school at 8 and then i get to deal with second graders all morning - yay me!

[Joez88Camaro]

This thread has slowed down a lot

[Joez88Camaro]

second graders scare me

[rubyred]

yup

[rubyred]

haha...why do they scare you?

[TMoNeE]

im

[TMoNeE]

gonna

[TMoNeE]

own

[TMoNeE]

311, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[rubyred]

think so?

[Joez88Camaro]

they yell

[rubyred]

damn you scuba steve

[rubyred]

second graders don't yell...at least mine don't

[cheyenne383]

it's scoobie steve. :squint:

[Joez88Camaro]

scream, rampage around They frighten me. I wouldn't be able to deal with kids that are that mobile and have that much energy.

[rubyred]

Originally posted by cheyenne383
it's scoobie steve. :squint:

no it's not!

[Ragtop89]

This thread is huge . . . like my ass.

[DiabolicalZ]

Originally posted by rubyred
no it's not!

:werd: It's scuba steve you crazy redneck! :raz:

[cheyenne383]

His name is scuba steve, but Adam Sandler says "Damn you soobie Steve" in the movie. :booty:

[rubyred]

he actually says "scuba steve...damn you!" :booty:

[cheyenne383]

Meh. :shrug:

[rubyred]

:raz:

[DiabolicalZ]

:owned:

[cheyenne383]

:true:

[cheyenne383]

Girls own me all the time, so it ain't no big deal.

[DiabolicalZ]

BDSM?

[cheyenne383]

no.

[cheyenne383]

Thats where I own them :hubba:

[cheyenne383]

Okay, not really, I stick with fairly conservative methods in that department.

[cheyenne383]

naked + handcuffs = more trust than I'll ever have for a female.

[DiabolicalZ]

I got cuffed by a chick for my MIP when she got me out of the car I made sure to lead her into the station.

[cheyenne383]

Naked?

[cheyenne383]

:squint:

[sc1twntrbo]

this thread iis dying give it cpr

[cheyenne383]

Damn dude, were all the fat chicks taken this weekend? You whored like a mutha fucka.

[Joez88Camaro]

Hmmm....


I have returned once again today

[Joez88Camaro]

*needs a fat chick*

[DiabolicalZ]

Originally posted by Joez88Camaro
*needs a fat chick*

NWF WARNING

... and quite disturbing ...

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/milkshake.wmv

[cheyenne383]

Don't EVER do that again. :finger: Asshole.

[cheyenne383]

:lmao:

[Joez88Camaro]

I'm now mentally scared for life

[DiabolicalZ]

my job is done

[Joez88Camaro]

bastard

[sc1twntrbo]

i only whore on weds and fridays now

[ip305]

yall are abusive

[DiabolicalZ]

Originally posted by Joez88Camaro
I'm now mentally scared for life

:kiki:

[cheyenne383]

How do you post stuff from your desktop?

[greanytea]

This is the 4th person I have posted as in this thread. :lmao:

[greanytea]

Greany is awesome.

[cheyenne383]

Bwahahahaa, what the fuck am I doing still on the computer, it's drinkin time! :bang:

[DiabolicalZ]

Take a screan shot, paste it into paint, and then resize/save it.

[redraif]

Dang not much progress. I had more in my bored half aseep at work moment!

[redraif]

Oh well gots to get up at 7am again for work, so not hanging around for story time!

[redraif]

:wavey: night

[DiabolicalZ]

I think I killed part of the post's soul when I posted that video.

[cheyenne383]

Originally posted by DiabolicalZ
I think I killed part of the post's soul when I posted that video.

:true:

[cheyenne383]

Originally posted by DiabolicalZ
Take a screan shot.

Details, you know me better than that. :squint:

[DiabolicalZ]

Press print screen on the keyboard, its inbetween scroll lock and F12 :D

[cheyenne383]

No dice.

[DAKULEST]

Charles Bronson is the man. :bang:

[DAKULEST]

I forgot ADV2's password. :hapsad:

[ADV2]

Weeee, I found it.

[ADV2]

Originally posted by DAKULEST
Charles Bronson is the man. :bang:

Mutha fuckin' :werd:

[ADV2]

:ugh:

[cheyenne383]

:ugh2:

[DiabolicalZ]

:esquint:

[cheyenne383]

I pressed it, nothing happened. :ugh2:

[cheyenne383]

:wtf:

[cheyenne383]

Well shit, if you're gonna leave it open....

[cheyenne383]

I'll take another one. :D

[cheyenne383]

I pressed "prt scr" and noting happened, then I pressed crtl + prt scr and nothing happened, then I pressed alt + prt scr and nothing happened.... I did this with all 104 keys on the keyboard, now my computer is gagging.

[cheyenne383]

I still can't copy and paste the desktop. :pissed:

[DiabolicalZ]

:lmao:

Ok, detailed instructions ....

Press print screen, then go into your programs and open up paint. Now press ctrl + v or go into edit and paste. Resize, and save as a .jpeg file.

[DiabolicalY]

Thank you sah!

[cheyenne383]

Got it, thanks. :D

[DiabolicalZ]

You have way too many accounts mang. :raz:

[cheyenne383]

ssshhh, no one knows. :ugh:

[cheyenne383]

[cheyenne383]

Now it's time to bury this page....

[cheyenne383]

*opens up another browser*

[cheyenne383]

*prepares to ctrlC and crtlV for the next few minutes*

[cheyenne383]

If ignorance is bliss why aren't more people happy?

[cheyenne383]

Always remember that you're unique . . . just like everyone else.

[cheyenne383]

If you don't pay an exorcist do you get repossessed?

[cheyenne383]

Life is full of little surprises.

[cheyenne383]

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

[cheyenne383]

Bill McCoy was a bootlegger well known for selling quality imported goods: the "real McCoy."

[Cheyenne377]

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

"You'neek" up on it...

[cheyenne383]

In 1963, baseball pitcher Gaylord Perry remarked, "They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." On July 20, 1969, a few hours after Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon, Gaylord Perry hit his first, and only, home run.

[cheyenne383]

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

[cheyenne383]

Originally posted by Cheyenne377
How do you catch a unique rabbit?

"You'neek" up on it...

Awesome.

[Cheyenne377]

mothufuckin :werd:!

[cheyenne383]

I luv this picture :D

[cheyenne383]

hmm, what email could i use for another one???

[cheyenne383]

ah hah!!

[DiabolicalZ]

http://www.nerdclub.net/albums/album01/retard.sized.jpg

My buddy's room mate last year, first page of google image search for retard...

[cheyenne383]

Thanks to Diabolical....

[cheyenne383]

I can do this....

[cheyenne383]

Holy hell, can y'all see the movie too?

[cheyenne383]

I can watch the movie in the box on my desktop in front....that fucking rocks. :lmao:

[DiabolicalZ]

Heh, yeah, it'll do that with most video players, same thing with winamp, etc.

[cheyenne383]

can you see it?

[cheyenne383]

wait, 377 and DiabolicalZ are in the lounge, how come I cant do that with mine. :esquint:

[cheyenne383]

I got a firebird on the way. :D

[cheyenne383]

muahahahaha

[DiabolicalZ]

like this ....

[cheyenne383]

I can see it!!! :eek:

[DiabolicalZ]

Originally posted by cheyenne383
wait, 377 and DiabolicalZ are in the lounge, how come I cant do that with mine. :esquint:

because I'm cool like that

[Cheyenne377]

yeah he is

[cheyenne383]

You two computer havin' bastard.

[cheyenne383]

I have 3 in my room, I just don't have access to 2 of them. :(

[DiabolicalZ]

Nope just one computer. :D

[cheyenne383]

I tried with explorer and mozilla, but it didn't work. :hapsad:

[cheyenne383]

:liar: Tell me how.

[cheyenne383]

PLEEEEZE!!!

[cheyenne383]

HAHAHAHA, we're the only 2/3 left mike. :lmao:

[cheyenne383]

So is the 377 a destoked 400 or standard bore stroker?

[DiabolicalY]

Oh hell yes, I'm on it!!!!!

[cheyenne383]

Boo fuckin' YAH!!!!

[DiabolicalY]

I love this even more now. :D

[cheyenne383]

Muahahahahhaaaaa, I'm evil.

[DiabolicalY]

Now if the fucking gmail would send the invite, damn it. :mad:

[cheyenne383]

It'd be great. :D

[DiabolicalZ]

I just did it with mozilla and IE :shrug: and its a destroked 400. :D

[cheyenne383]

Damn it, now I have more shit to bury.

[cheyenne383]

Yeah I got it to work, I'm just a little behind in the game. :shrug:

[cheyenne383]

Have you ever seen the movie "Happiness"

[cheyenne383]

It is incredibly fucked up.

[cheyenne383]

It is really not what I thought it would be.

[cheyenne383]

I was suprised that the girl who brought it over actually watched it....

[DiabolicalZ]

nuh uh, ever seen Pi ... thats REALLY fucked up ...

[cheyenne383]

She owned the movie and she was like...it great, it one of my favorites...I was like huh?...it almost offended me. :eek:

[cheyenne383]

Pi? No, IT was great along with 1000 corpses and stuffs.

[DiabolicalZ]

lol

[DiabolicalZ]

IT was good, but long

[cheyenne383]

OK, the fucking guys that live above me play jacks at 3:30 in the morning, WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!!!

[cheyenne383]

Best quote....EVAR!!!

[DiabolicalZ]

:lmao:

[cheyenne383]

Well, it's bedtime, have fun in BFE. :raz:

[DiabolicalZ]

I'm gonna finish watching fight club and get some sleep too.

[cheyenne383]

One more thing...

[cheyenne383]

My cousin/roommate is going through a bad breakup so to lighten him up I gave him advise when he said he'll never find another girl.......

[cheyenne383]

So I gave him my step by step never fail.....

[DiabolicalZ]

:squint:

[cheyenne383]

Step 1: Say hello, initiate small talk.
Step 2: Invite female subject to dinner.
Step 3: Invite female subject to "hang out"
Step 4: Ask 3-5 random and "meaningful" questions
Step 5: Play Clapton's "wonderful tonight" (he only song I know how to play) on Guitar.
Step 6: Take it where ever you see fit. :D

[cheyenne383]

Oh yeah, another hint, don't say shit like this:

Originally posted by DiabolicalZ
It was good, but long

[cheyenne383]

Goodnight all. :wavey:

[Joez88Camaro]

Originally posted by cheyenne383
Step 1: Say hello, initiate small talk.
Step 2: Invite female subject to dinner.
Step 3: Invite female subject to "hang out"
Step 4: Ask 3-5 random and "meaningful" questions
Step 5: Play Clapton's "wonderful tonight" (he only song I know how to play) on Guitar.
Step 6: Take it where ever you see fit. :D



Certain elvis costello songs work as well.

Managing to get liquor in there too helps, but girls hanging out with just one other guy don't seem to do that.

Wait, I shouldn't have said that.

[Joez88Camaro]

Bling blar bark

[cumstang02]

women love porn

[sc1twntrbo]

thats what i hear

[Joez88Camaro]

Posting in this thread is only fun if there is another person you can harass.

I'm bored, why do I have a fucked up schedule so I'm only here when no one else posts.

[sc1twntrbo]

im at work ill be here for a while

[cumstang02]

yay, i'm at work too

[sc1twntrbo]

i got lunch meat

[cumstang02]

i think this is going to be a long day

[cumstang02]

i brought a ham sandwich and yogurt and milk and apple

[cumstang02]

i think today i am going to buy a workout journal

[sc1twntrbo]

i brought a ham and turkey sandwich
banna
baked lays
and some recee peices cookies

[cumstang02]

am i the only one in here?

[cumstang02]

well aren't you the cool kid

[sc1twntrbo]

how far do you think we will get today

[cumstang02]

why can't i find the journals here

[sc1twntrbo]

yes i am

[cumstang02]

are you talking about pages

[cumstang02]

if you are. we could hit 350 if we push

[sc1twntrbo]

becasue your a homo

[sc1twntrbo]

either pages or post count

[cumstang02]

i'll do it until about 12 and then i will start building ellipticals

[sc1twntrbo]

page 330 will get us close

[sc1twntrbo]

how many do you need to build

[cumstang02]

post count i think i will shoot for 2500 but i don't know for sure

[sc1twntrbo]

why dont you just do that then

[cumstang02]

i need to build 2 visions

[sc1twntrbo]

i need to find a new avatar

[cumstang02]

i will build them later in the day went it starts to drag on

[sc1twntrbo]

are3 they new ones or old ones

[cumstang02]

me too

[sc1twntrbo]

i got cookies

[cumstang02]

they are the new ones

[cumstang02]

i've got this avatar so that MrDude thinks i'm cool

[sc1twntrbo]

i dont wanna deal with this partners card shit

[sc1twntrbo]

every time i take a discount you prob hafta call brady

[sc1twntrbo]

its crap tacular

[sc1twntrbo]

man im hungry

[cumstang02]

i'm going to try and find a new avatar

[sc1twntrbo]

i need alot of money

[sc1twntrbo]

yay i might get fired because im goign to be out of town next sunday

[sc1twntrbo]

its a part time job. why do they want me to make it my life

[sc1twntrbo]

fuckign ass holes

[sc1twntrbo]

when ever im alone with you

[sc1twntrbo]

ehhhhhhh

[sc1twntrbo]

i will always love you

[sc1twntrbo]

you make me feel like im free again

[sc1twntrbo]

im bored

[sc1twntrbo]

8

[sc1twntrbo]

this page blows

[sc1twntrbo]

this is boring when your aLL Alone

[sc1twntrbo]

im tryign to whore

[sc1twntrbo]

but whorin aint easy

[sc1twntrbo]

what

[sc1twntrbo]

i dont know if i cazn do it

[sc1twntrbo]

ok

[sc1twntrbo]

im trying

[sc1twntrbo]

i need to find a real job

[sc1twntrbo]

im tired of retail bs

[sc1twntrbo]

retail blows

[sc1twntrbo]

it does i promis