Live in Texas and screwed Jeremy's ex? Post up!!!

[sc1twntrbo]

18hp with a spin on oil filter?

[Cashmunson]

it would be awesome to put a tt setup on a riding lawn mower and then cut your hard with it, that bitch would run like hell

[sc1twntrbo]

s it craftsman

[Cashmunson]

trying to think if it has spin on or not, i think it does but i don't remember

[Cashmunson]

it's a noma, 18 hp briggs n stratton engine, 6 speed tranny, 43 inch mower deck with dual blades

[sc1twntrbo]

i know all about craftsman

[Cashmunson]

i'm looking for a pic of it

[Cashmunson]

http://www.tulsaenginewarehouse.com/catalog/briggs/bsvert/422700.html

that's the engine right there

[Cashmunson]

i took off the hood, took off all the dust collectors and heat barriers, i took off the air filter lid so it gets fresh air, i put in a new fuel filter, changed the oil, it runs like a beast... starts first turn of the key everytime... we bought it used for 300 bucks

[Cashmunson]

alright i'm outta here, cya later

[Cashmunson]

well after i get it to hit page 293

[Cashmunson]

there she be, i'm gone

[sc1twntrbo]

man that thing isnt carb aproved

[sc1twntrbo]

how do you get inspection stickers

[rubyred]

there's a girl on vh1 who's gaining weight, b/c she wants to weigh 500 pounds b/c she thinks she'll be sexier when she weighs that much

[rubyred]

GEW

[sc1twntrbo]

i got the burps

[sc1twntrbo]

thats grosas

[sc1twntrbo]

i weigh 500 punds

[sc1twntrbo]

i gotta pee but the bathroom is far away

[rubyred]

do you

[sc1twntrbo]

porn

[rubyred]

so pee in your chair, we talked about this the other day

[sc1twntrbo]

yes i do

[sc1twntrbo]

i want a toilet chair

[rubyred]

porn is good...or so i've heard

[sc1twntrbo]

never gotta get up

[rubyred]

a toilet chair? that's so gross

[sc1twntrbo]

but you never gotta get up

[rubyred]

lazy bones.

[rubyred]

i dont think we're gonna hit 300 today

[rubyred]

mostly b/c i suck at whoring

[rubyred]

and you're not helping young man.

[rubyred]

:lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala:

[rubyred]

so i guess i'm by myself again

[rubyred]

this is boooooooooooring

[rubyred]

:doh: why is this smiley bigger than all the others?

[rubyred]

ok fine...since no one is talking...we're gonna have fun facts from Ruby time!

Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

hmm...that doesnt seem right to me

[rubyred]

Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
vs
Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150

[rubyred]

According to the world health organization, 100 million acts of sexual intercourse occur every day.

[rubyred]

how many of yall contributed to that total today?

[rubyred]

anybody?

[rubyred]

ok fine i'm leaving. posting by yourself is boring

[rubyred]

one last fun fact - 85% of the men who die while having sex, die with someone other than their spouse.

[rubyred]

ok i lied...i feel the need to post more useless information

[rubyred]

The word "pornography" comes from the Greek meaning the "writings of prostitutes."

[rubyred]

Humans are the only species on earth that have face-to-face sex.

[rubyred]

The origin of the English word "orgasm" derives from the Greek, "orgaein," meaning "to swell" or "be excited or lustful."

[rubyred]

The average bra size today is 36C. Ten years ago it was 34B.

[rubyred]

so does that mean in 10 years the average size will be a 38D?

[sc1twntrbo]

did you know that canvas material on ships were originaly made out of canabis
and thats were the name canvas comes from

[rubyred]

that has nothing to do with sex

[sc1twntrbo]

and?

[sc1twntrbo]

it helps ugly people have sex

[rubyred]

does it? i thought alcohol did that

[sc1twntrbo]

and thats a fact

[sc1twntrbo]

they both do

[rubyred]

Women who went to college are more likely than high school dropouts to enjoy both the giving and receiving of oral sex.

[rubyred]

i guess yall are lucky i'm in college ;)

[rubyred]

tehehe

[rubyred]

ok seriously, more people need to post in here. i'm getting very lonely

[sc1twntrbo]

1 is the lonliest number

[rubyred]

please?

[rubyred]

you just need to post more...chris is number 1 in here now

[sc1twntrbo]

yea i noticed he is

[rubyred]

so get posting!

[sc1twntrbo]

2790

[sc1twntrbo]

2791

[sc1twntrbo]

im buying a formula from neil

[sc1twntrbo]

it doesnt matter he has all day tommarow to build up his post

[sc1twntrbo]

if i hadent quit busy body id be the king of this thread

[sc1twntrbo]

295 yay we are close to 300 get to posting

[rubyred]

why are you buying neil's car

[sc1twntrbo]

ip305: Ip305, Naturally & Safely enhance your penis

[sc1twntrbo]

ip305: Chirsty creams her panties when the guys turn her on!

[sc1twntrbo]

ip305: The hottest mature mom's online get sexy!

[sc1twntrbo]

sc1twntrbo: what are you sending me

[sc1twntrbo]

sc1twntrbo: your emails?

[sc1twntrbo]

ip305: yeah

[sc1twntrbo]

ip305: Ip305, see the virgins who wanna break their cherrys

[rubyred]

what the hell?

[sc1twntrbo]

sc1twntrbo: i just posted all this in the whore thread of 3rdgen

[sc1twntrbo]

i want neils car

[sc1twntrbo]

ip305: lol

[sc1twntrbo]

maza 3's are cool

[sc1twntrbo]

ruby you need to post more

[rubyred]

why? you have like 9 cars already

[sc1twntrbo]

kick her in the box

[sc1twntrbo]

dont make fun of my cars cunt

[ip305]

fucking spam mail its all from that simoneats pie sight fucking douche bag

[rubyred]

i'm trying to post more

[sc1twntrbo]

women are evil

[sc1twntrbo]

neil kick ruby in the box

[ip305]

this thread is outrageously long

[ip305]

how bout i shit on her chest

[sc1twntrbo]

i wanna kick jen in the box

[ip305]

speaking of time to drop the kids off at the pool be back in a few

[sc1twntrbo]

yea you can shat on her

[sc1twntrbo]

i think i should do the same

[rubyred]

simoneatspie...i know that kid

[sc1twntrbo]

im going to lock up shop

[sc1twntrbo]

thats how we take craps here

[ip305]

yeah simoneatspie is a fag

[rubyred]

who's jen and why do you want to kick her?

[ip305]

4 more pages to go

[sc1twntrbo]

lock up shop and go

[rubyred]

thanks for sharing

[rubyred]

are you going to keep your car when you get neil's?

[sc1twntrbo]

55 min and 4 pages

[sc1twntrbo]

im keeping both cars and getting rid of the iroc

[rubyred]

:lala:

[rubyred]

what are you going to do with 2 cars that are pretty much the same?

[ip305]

once a race car ones a daily driver

[ip305]

whatelse would he do?

[rubyred]

i dont know...that's why i'm asking

[rubyred]

did everybody leave again?

[cumstang02]

I'M HERE

[cumstang02]

What did i miss

[cumstang02]

:drama:

[rubyred]

yay!

[rubyred]

you didnt miss anything

[cumstang02]

i think everyone finally left

[cumstang02]

good, i had to work with the owner :(

[cumstang02]

that makes for a long day

[cumstang02]

ok, i'm hungry

[cumstang02]

i want a cheese burger

[cumstang02]

and some bacon :yum:

[cumstang02]

oh, adam the horizon is giving you maximum length and the vision gives you minimum length which means that it is the length that if takes up whitout the arms moving

[rubyred]

do you get a bacon burger everywhere you go?

[cumstang02]

Ruby, did you leave me? :(

[cumstang02]

yup

[cumstang02]

wOOOOO hOOOOOO

[rubyred]

no. my computer is going really slow today and taking forever to refresh the pages once when i post

[cumstang02]

i came and stole the page out from under yall

[rubyred]

i dont think we're gonna hit 300 today

[cumstang02]

hey, ruby

[rubyred]

yall? there's no one else here but me

[cumstang02]

:tongue:

[cumstang02]

:bang:

[cumstang02]

i think i love you

[cumstang02]

we still have 30 minutes to get 3 pages

[rubyred]

yes my dear?

[cumstang02]

i think there are 20-30 posts a page

[cumstang02]

your computer is running slow

[cumstang02]

try to keep up

[cumstang02]

:booty:

[rubyred]

so what are you so afraid of?

[cumstang02]

kiss it :yup:

[cumstang02]

who in the devil are you talking to?

[cumstang02]

i'm afraid of toilet paper :(

[cumstang02]

it all started when i was younger

[cumstang02]

i was wiping and the paper tore and my finger went right into my ass

[rubyred]

my computer sucks ass today

[cumstang02]

it was awful but i liked it too :shrug:

[cumstang02]

that doesn't make me gay does it? :conf:

[rubyred]

by the time it posts my reply, you've posted like 10 times

[cumstang02]

if adam and neil joined in we would have this done

[cumstang02]

i'm a natural

[rubyred]

yup, you're gay

[sc1twntrbo]

CHRIS RUMOR HAS IT YOUR SLEEPING WITH NICOLE

[cumstang02]

you know that the only reason that they aren't posting is because they are fucking each other in the ass

[cumstang02]

i took another BIOTCHES :efinger:

[sc1twntrbo]

im here

[cumstang02]

shit, busted

[rubyred]

uh ohs.

[cumstang02]

:ugh:

[sc1twntrbo]

so chris why do yo ignore the subject

[cumstang02]

what subject?

[sc1twntrbo]

your busted with niocole?

[cumstang02]

:ugh: am i

[sc1twntrbo]

the rumors of you sleeping with your ex

[cumstang02]

how am i busted with nicole

[sc1twntrbo]

i have been notified by almost all your friends that your sleepign with her

[cumstang02]

Fuck everyone

[sc1twntrbo]

i was told that the cake you got from humps was for you two to share

[cumstang02]

that is not a joke, she has a b/f

[sc1twntrbo]

i wwas told that you turned down the trainer becasue you are sleping with her

[cumstang02]

not funny :lala:

[sc1twntrbo]

right who9 is he bf

[cumstang02]

the cake was for me and candice and the trainer broke my heart :(

[sc1twntrbo]

told that you go over there at night and turn off your phone

[cumstang02]

i think it is still jeremy

[sc1twntrbo]

i thought it was for nicole and trevor

[cumstang02]

i have never turned off my phone

[sc1twntrbo]

your lies are making a web of decipt

[cumstang02]

nope me and candice

[sc1twntrbo]

so it rings when your bumping nastys

[cumstang02]

i swear on my son's life that i never slept with nicole after we broke up

[cumstang02]

i guess :conf:

[sc1twntrbo]

when you bought it you said it was for you and nicole and that you were just goign to drop it off and meet up with us but you never showed

[cumstang02]

:yup: bumpin nasty :yup:

[sc1twntrbo]

is anythign goign on tonight

[cumstang02]

i owned it BIOTCHES :finger:

[cumstang02]

we are going to a movie

[sc1twntrbo]

so is anything going on

[cumstang02]

the movies, hello

[sc1twntrbo]

who is

[sc1twntrbo]

and why am i just notified

[cumstang02]

me, amy and brandon and you and albert

[sc1twntrbo]

wai will never follow up on my leads

[cumstang02]

because i couldn't tell you because of trevor

[sc1twntrbo]

i leave him quates and tell him i promised the customers he will follow up and he never does

[cumstang02]

do you follow up on your leads

[rubyred]

:lala:

[sc1twntrbo]

i am right now but im not here all the time to

[cumstang02]

thats why his store sells so much

[cumstang02]

:lala:

[cumstang02]

i'm hungry are we going to wendy's after work?

[cumstang02]

are we going to eat?

[sc1twntrbo]

i tell him and he tless me if i want he sale i need to call

[cumstang02]

he is getting lazy

[sc1twntrbo]

im going to go home and look at my dads truck. after that i ll prob eat so call me `

[cumstang02]

you might have to smack him

[sc1twntrbo]

or you can meet at my house

[cumstang02]

i'll try to call you but you never answer you phone because your busy bumpin uglies with mona

[sc1twntrbo]

i dont care what this store sells

[cumstang02]

i'll meet you at your house

[sc1twntrbo]

shes a freak whats your point

[cumstang02]

see, those jokes are hurtful and she is a freak :hubba:

[sc1twntrbo]

she might not be the most creative but whatever i can imagine can happen

[rubyred]

yall are both cheating on me. that hurts

[cumstang02]

i'm not leaving until i get 300

[cumstang02]

damn she stole it :efinger:

[rubyred]

HAHA
WHAT'S UP NOW BITCHES

[sc1twntrbo]

300 we kick ass

[cumstang02]

ITS biotches

[sc1twntrbo]

cunt

[rubyred]

but i'm still hurt

[cumstang02]

what you said ruby was just hurtful

[sc1twntrbo]

later geeks im off

[rubyred]

there's no need for hurtful name calling adam

[cumstang02]

adam licks cunts

[cumstang02]

ewwwwwww :vomit:

[rubyred]

i didnt say anything hurtful, yall did

[cumstang02]

later fella's and ruby i love you

[rubyred]

i could handle it if just one of you was cheating on me, but both of you are.

[rubyred]

and i'm all by myself again. this sucks

[biff85ta]

I was all by self.

[biff85ta]

I went to your room.

[biff85ta]

I got an erection

[biff85ta]

I was all by myself.

[Cashmunson]

i knew it would get to 300 tonight

[Cashmunson]

i helped take the shit up 20 pages earlier

[whitey2kta]

i think you suck

[whitey2kta]

i helped it get to 300

[whitey2kta]

i have a total of 6 posts

[whitey2kta]

this thread is all mine now, HOES :efinger:

[whitey2kta]

:yup:

[whitey2kta]

:booty:

[whitey2kta]

:true: