Live in Texas and screwed Jeremy's ex? Post up!!!

[cumstang02]

you could always buy chemicals like fertilizer and shit and put it in her rom and send treating letters to the congressman and give her name and let them take her to jail

[cumstang02]

its your parents that are letting it continue. just try to forget about it

[Cashmunson]

she was evil when we were kids to, she's broken 2 phones throwing them at me, she hurled a D battery across the living room in our house at me and luckily i got out of the way... none of which she got in trouble for. but then if i even pushed her out of my way my parents would give me shit

[cumstang02]

my parents got my brother his first car and he blew the motor and then they got him his new silverado and he treats it like shit but when i wanted a car they told me that he had fuck them over and they wouldn't get me my car

[Cashmunson]

haha that would be funny shit... i wouldn't even feel bad about it honestly. she's put me through so much shit...

[cumstang02]

fuck it, if i hit my brothers my parents would shit a brick and talk about family and shit but it wouldn't keep us from beating the shit outta each other

[Cashmunson]

yeah that's some dumb shit, i don't see why parents are like that... it's all about how you raise your kids. you can always tell the difference between them to. just becaus one does something or is a certain way doesn't mean the other one is gonna be like that

[cumstang02]

eventually my parents just quit caring about us fighting and let use fight it out. Now if there is a problem, we box.

[Cashmunson]

parents are so stupidly blind sometimes and i don't see why

[sc1twntrbo]

girls get away with anythign get use to it

[cumstang02]

well, in my case i just went out and applied for the loan and got the car but it is fucked up that my brother had it all done for him

[cumstang02]

who, me or him. i know girls get away with everything which is why i'm jealous of all girls.

[Cashmunson]

if my sister ever starts some physical shit with me i'll just have my gf beat her ass into the ground

[cumstang02]

haha , chick fight

[cumstang02]

i love watching chick fights

[cumstang02]

i think i need to start a chick fight club

[Cashmunson]

if i have a daughter she won't get away with everything i'll make damn sure of that, she's gonna grow up right with some respect and values... unlike my sister

[sc1twntrbo]

i didnt even ask my parents to help me with a car

[cumstang02]

thats correct sir. i would do the same thing

[sc1twntrbo]

criple fight

[cumstang02]

well your rich

[Cashmunson]

couple years ago at this big party two chicks got in a nasty fist fight, one girl got pushed right onto me so that was pretty cool... two hotties going at it while i was wasted... can't get much better then that

[cumstang02]

wOOOOooooo hOOOOooooooo

[cumstang02]

thats what i'm talking about.

[cumstang02]

they start tearing at each others clothes

[cumstang02]

my club would be like fight club but with girls

[Cashmunson]

my gf asked me last night if we had a daughter if i'd talk to her about sex... i said yeah i'd give her the 3 step conversation

to my daughter: if you get pregnant there will be 3 steps
step 1: me killing him
step 2: me killing you
step 3: me going to jail for killing both of you

[cumstang02]

the best part is when the girls keep talking shit after the got their asses handed to them

[cumstang02]

my dad told me not to bring any babies home, thats it.

[Cashmunson]

pretty funny shit in bad boys 2 when that kid shows up to pick up marcus's daughter

[cumstang02]

i tried my best but the shit happens

[cumstang02]

hell yeah. that tripped me out

[Cashmunson]

yeah my dad said the same thing, keep that shit wrapped, don't bring home any kids or i'll kick your ass

[cumstang02]

thats the same thing that i would do if a guy came to pick up my daughter

[Cashmunson]

you were like 21 though, that's way way better then being one of those 15 or 16 year old fathers

[cumstang02]

i think i will tell my son the same thing and let him know how his mom tried to trap his daddy

[cumstang02]

she got pregnant when i was 19

[Cashmunson]

haha yeah same here, i'd open the door with my pump 12 gauge and be like wtf do you want punk?

god i hope i have a boy :thumbup:

[cumstang02]

i can't really remember how old i was but i am 23 now and my son is almost 3

[Cashmunson]

19 still isn't that bad though... if you're still in hs then it's a bad thing

i seen a few girls in my school get pregnant freshman and sophmore year

[cumstang02]

i was s excited when i found out i was having a boy. i don't know what i would have done if i had a girl

[cumstang02]

yeah, ive seen the same thing

[cumstang02]

i was scared about my girl getting pregnent but it isn't that bad

[cumstang02]

when she told me she was pregnant i just wanted to cry and throw up

[cumstang02]

i knew right then and there that i would never get rid of her and i was scared that i would end up marring her

[cumstang02]

whew........................ dodged that bullet

[cumstang02]

i'm happier being single then i was in that relationship

[cumstang02]

we where together for 5 years and that is to long for a hs relationship

[cumstang02]

i just wish i broke up with her sooner

[Cashmunson]

i had a relationship like that back in hs to, was with the girl for pretty much 4 years, we experienced everything together then she started cheating on me, i cheated back and we broke up... thank god i didn't get her pregnant

[Cashmunson]

we got together in like 7th grade if i remember right, ended it in around 11th grade... we went to different schools though since she lived in the next town over... we only lived 2 minutes from each other since we lived right by the border of our towns

[Cashmunson]

286 is mine... nice

i resent the bitch to this day still. never talked to her since. her brothers still talk to me saying they wish she was with me because of how i am and how i treated her, she ended up marrying some fuck stick her senior year in hs

[Cashmunson]

shit i might make it to 1000 posts if i keep trying

[Cashmunson]

she was a materialistic bitch though, she always talked about me getting a good ass job so i could buy her new cars all the time, a big house and shitloads of clothes

[Cashmunson]

i'm glad i have the gf that i have now, never met a more perfect girl in my life

[Cashmunson]

teenage girls are a waste of time anymore... guys should just wait until they're like 18 before they even think about girls

[Cashmunson]

and atleast 21 before they even get into a relationship with one

[cumstang02]

well, congrats on your girl. nowi just need to find a girl that i don't want to kick the shit out of

[Cashmunson]

i whore alone now

[cumstang02]

all i cared about in hs was getting some and if i had to cheat to do it then oh well

[Cashmunson]

find an older chick that isn't a teenager at heart, that's what i did... none of the drama, none of the juvenille attitude, alot more willing to discuss things instead of just fighting and breaking up

[Cashmunson]

hahaha... well that ex used to give it up to me alot so i never really had to cheat or anything

[cumstang02]

do you, i'm a slut

[Cashmunson]

she cheated on me though at the end so i cheated back, we stayed together for awhile then she did it again so i did it again then i ended it and she tried to come crawling back and i told her to get the fuck out of my life, best decision i ever made

[Cashmunson]

do i give it up all the time? sure do

[cumstang02]

well, my ex gave it up all the time and i just like the excitment

[cumstang02]

i'm prude

[Cashmunson]

you're full of shit

[Cashmunson]

you're probably one of those guys that wanted pussy so bad in hs you'd of fucked a hole in a tree just to say you fucked something ahahaha

[cumstang02]

i need like 5 fuck buddies

[Cashmunson]

5... lol sounds like that would be fun. as long as they aren't 5 fat nasty ass fuck buddies

[Cashmunson]

you already said you'd fuck a fat bitch for some pizza, who knows what you'd do

[Cashmunson]

fat bitches need luvin to

[cumstang02]

yeah i like the ladies

[cumstang02]

me no likey the big girls but my definition of fat is different from everyones elses

[Cashmunson]

i'm afraid the folks around here wouldn't understand if they knew i was using your dial-a-ho service... you like the bitches pissin on you hahaha

[cumstang02]

i like girls that have that little definition above the ass. if they have that then im all over it

[Cashmunson]

i'm down with chubby, been with some chubby chicks before... but if i'm gonna get lost in some rolls then that bitch ain't gettin luvin from me

[cumstang02]

have you ever pissed on a girl and told her you are marking your territory. It is funny as shit

[Cashmunson]

my girl is 5'7 and she was 120 when we got together, she's at like 145 now and she's still hot as fuck... tits got bigger to so that's an even bigger plus

[Cashmunson]

haha nope never did that before

[cumstang02]

i hear you, i just like the littler girls because they are more flexbile for me. i've been called a freak

[Cashmunson]

oh shit another page owned... it was at page 273 this morning when i started

[cumstang02]

you should, your girl will love it

[cumstang02]

i think everyone wants to see if it will go passed 300

[cumstang02]

i think it will they said it would be stopped at 250

[cumstang02]

i think the majority of my posts have been from this thread

[cumstang02]

shit i'll go find out

[Cashmunson]

i'm not even good looking or anything, going bald and i'm only 21... can't even believe i have the girl i have

[cumstang02]

most girls aren't about the looks but that is how they orginally talk to a guy.

[Cashmunson]

it'll make 300 for sure, if not 350... just depends on how long they let it go

[cumstang02]

if you can talk to a girl long enough then you have a chance

[Cashmunson]

well mine can't be about the looks because she's hot and i'm not... i've had girls that people would notice but now i have one that people actually stare at

[cumstang02]

i don't think it really matters

[cumstang02]

thats the shit that makes me mad, i hate when people stare at my girls

[Cashmunson]

our first date she rode with me in my gta to the cleveland autorama, after doing that we went back to fast lt1 z28's house and played some pool and talked more, before we even got there on the way home we had made plans to see each other again... the next night we got together and been together ever since. she actually moved in with me about 4-5 days after we met

[cumstang02]

i get pissed and i don't know why. and i hate when people tell me how hot they are and that they would fuck her if they could

[cumstang02]

did she have a bad relationship before you

[Cashmunson]

sometimes it kinda bothers me but usually i don't care... i'm like yeah this is my hot ass girlfriend and you're some fuckin homo walking around with other doods and no chicks... i'm taking my hotass woman home to get some... what are you doing?

[cumstang02]

you just have to be careful about those girls that move quickly, they might be trying to trap you

[Cashmunson]

she had 2 bad relationships before me, she's actually been married twice already... both ended really bad.

i've never had anybody come up and tell me they'd fuck her if they had the chance, most everybody knows that wouldn't go over with me at all. if a guy tried to talk to her i'd tell him to take a fucking hike and hit the road...

[cumstang02]

here something that i learned, just because your with a girl doesn't mean she is with you. alot of times you can fuck a girl even though she pretends to be all over a different guy

[cumstang02]

then that might be why she is with you. she wants a different type of guy so i guess lucky you

[Cashmunson]

we're just really compatible, we have tons of things in common... espically spending time in the outdoors and cars. she loves my car and loves when she gets to drive it, whic has only happened a few times, espically since she raced some dickhead and beat him but managed to bend a pushrod in the process... atleast she showed the guy what was up

she already knows she can't trap me, she knows i'm not ready for marriage or kids right now

[Cashmunson]

i'm strict as hell about her taking her birth control to... i don't want any slips

[Cashmunson]

288 will be here soon, i'm gonna get this bitch to 290 before i head out

[Cashmunson]

really we aren't even whoring, just talking

[Cashmunson]

288 i shall own you bitch

[cumstang02]

TODAY IS GOING BY SO SLOWLY

[cumstang02]

not if i get there first

[cumstang02]

customers keep cock blocking me

[Cashmunson]

ill be at 1k posts to by the time we hit page 290... i started whoring at 560 a couple days ago... i was at about 730 posts today when i started

[Cashmunson]

that sucks

[Cashmunson]

maybe i should start whoring to make it go faster

[Cashmunson]

cable would help to

[Cashmunson]

turtle army will rule the pussy blazed penguins

[Cashmunson]

penguins are no match for a turtle with turtle power

[Cashmunson]

i'm the head turtle of the turtle head army

[Cashmunson]

all penguins shall bow down to my greatness

[Cashmunson]

there is no stopping the turtle head

[rubyred]

enough about the penguins, ducks, turtles, etc!

[Cashmunson]

25 posts to 1000

[Cashmunson]

don't be a hater because you don't have your own animal army...

[Cashmunson]

duck duck duck duck duck GOOSE

[rubyred]

i'm not being a hater...i just think its gay

[cumstang02]

ok a hot blonde just came in and made me wantto touch myself

[Cashmunson]

soon i shall be at the elite group of 1k posts

[rubyred]

it's only mildly entertaining when there's others posting about their animals too

[rubyred]

chris why aren't you on IM?

[Cashmunson]

ahaha... i prefer dark hair myself. italian chicks with black hair are hot stuff

yall down in texas think animal armys are gay while post whoring?

[cumstang02]

i think it is a little homo myself but i'm not judging

[cumstang02]

sorry i was but then no one talked to me :(

[Cashmunson]

i just didn't have anything else to really post about... already posted about my childhood, my car, my gf

[cumstang02]

i love dark haired girls and ruby you know that ggggrrrrrhhhhhh

[Cashmunson]

my girl has pretty dark hair so that's another +

[cumstang02]

well, then talk about the bad things you have done to other people

[Cashmunson]

18 to go

[cumstang02]

then you better keep her away from me or you might lose her

[Cashmunson]

well when i was younger my sister had a nice bike and i had some broken POS so i took her bike and jumped it off a dock me and my buddy made into a lake and left it there :thumbup:

[cumstang02]

does your girl have any sisters in tejas

[Cashmunson]

no way... i'd set you and that mustang on fire for even talking to my girl

[Cashmunson]

oh shit one more page to go, 300 will definitely be here by tomorrow

[cumstang02]

i took a girls bike that liked me and road it into the flood drainage ditch and got swept away in the flood and the bike went out into the lake but my mom made me go get it

[Cashmunson]

you should trade that rustang in for an ls1 TA

[cumstang02]

dude, the better man would win, sorry you would be single again but, meh

[Cashmunson]

ahaha and you liked this girl?

[cumstang02]

i'd buy one but they aren't being made. i really would prefer a new car as opposed to a used one

[Cashmunson]

nah you wouldn't win, she's not gonna get with you over me... espically since you drive a rustang and i have the sweet gta, and you already have a kid

[cumstang02]

like what girl

[Cashmunson]

the mustang cobra are pretty sweet... or a mustang saleen

[cumstang02]

don't under estimate the power of having a kid. she'd love him and want to be with him and i'd let her :yum:

[Cashmunson]

i meant the girl that liked you...

i'm sure you could find a really low mile ls1 car thats near mint

[Cashmunson]

haha she wants her own kids though... not somebody elses

[rubyred]

i looked at a 05 mustang last night...it's perty

[cumstang02]

i'd buy a roush before a saleen

[Cashmunson]

there are alot of saleen mustangs around here, all the towns around here are pretty well off

[cumstang02]

i like the 05's but if i get one it will be a cobra or a shelby

[cumstang02]

see everyone knows its a saleen if you pull up in one but not to many people could reconize a roush if it didn't have the badging on it

[Cashmunson]

i'd buy a cobra over a roush... there a waste of money for the little bit that you get, you pay what? 50k extra for 10k extra worth of stuff?

i used to live in aurora... they had a real nice rich area where all the houses were atleast 500k and up to 7-8 mil. alot of vipers, ferraris and even a few lambos drive around

[cumstang02]

i love rubyred because she is hottttttttttttt

[rubyred]

whats a roush

[rubyred]

Originally posted by cumstang02
i love rubyred because she is hottttttttttttt

i love her too ;)

[Cashmunson]

the roush has the real distinctive side pipes though

[cumstang02]

a roush is a mustang that is modified after market and still considered a stock car. so it looks like a regular mustang but can have up to 360 hp stock

[Cashmunson]

actually i think it's rousch, it's a guy that runs his own nascar business, he builds engines and shit for nascar teams and he owns a few of the cars... he makes a special version of a mustang. there are 3 stages to what he adds

[Cashmunson]

do a search for one, they look pretty sweet but they cost alot

[Cashmunson]

3 more posts to go

[Cashmunson]

about to bust the 1k post cherry in one more post

[Cashmunson]

congrats to me on busting my own cherry... woohoo

[Cashmunson]

soon to be on page 290 also

[Cashmunson]

come on 290

[Cashmunson]

sweeeeeeeeet

[rubyred]

congrats on 1000

[rubyred]

i've got a looooooooong way to go

[rubyred]

everybody left i think...

[sc1twntrbo]

chris we figured it out your screwing your ex again. sopmeone jsut informed me of some incriminatig evidence

[Cashmunson]

thanks, i just wanted to check the lobby... hadn't been out there in awhile

[Cashmunson]

haha oh shit

i'm gonna whore for another 7 minutes then wake up the old lady and get ready to leave

[Cashmunson]

291 in 7 minutes can be done

[Cashmunson]

come on somebody whore with me

[rubyred]

i could be gay like everyone else who's been in this situation and sing All By Myself...

[Cashmunson]

oh well i can do it alone maybe

[Cashmunson]

6 minutes and counting

[Cashmunson]

5 minutes

[rubyred]

ok i feel like a tard now, there were people here

[Cashmunson]

damn dialup sucks

[Cashmunson]

i still am here and trying to whore quickly

[Cashmunson]

4 minutes

[Cashmunson]

quicker munson quicker

[rubyred]

i dont even have dialup...but it's effed up and going slooooooow as molasses

[Cashmunson]

3 minutes

[Cashmunson]

only about 10 more

[rubyred]

whoring isn't as easy as some people make it out to be

[Cashmunson]

quickly

[Cashmunson]

2 minutes

[Cashmunson]

come on

[Cashmunson]

1 minute

[Cashmunson]

almost there

[rubyred]

:lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala:

[Cashmunson]

shit out of time... the dialup screwed me

[Cashmunson]

haha all those things didn't help... page loaded slowwwww now

[Cashmunson]

ah well 1 minute late

[rubyred]

where do you have to go?

[sc1twntrbo]

yup

[Cashmunson]

me and my gf have to go bowling in a couple hours for a league

[rubyred]

sorry...but i like the dancing marshmellow man

[Cashmunson]

ah well whored this thing up from 273 to 291... not bad

[Cashmunson]

sadly i won't see it hit 300 because i'll be out kicking some ass at the bowling alley, hopefully winning some money

[Cashmunson]

alright i'll cya yall later

[rubyred]

go for the turkey

[Cashmunson]

hmm cya and yall don't go together right

[sc1twntrbo]

his name is lala

[sc1twntrbo]

with a name like lala he demands respect

[rubyred]

isnt' that what it's called when you get so many strikes in a row?

[Cashmunson]

turkeys are no problem, i have a 215 average... been bowling since i was 5. it was my life when i was younger, had a chance to bowl for the usa over in australia when i was 17 but they wouldn't pay for me to go so i said fuck it

[Cashmunson]

yeah when you get 3 in a row

[sc1twntrbo]

i cant beleive chris passed me today

[sc1twntrbo]

that is unaceptable

[rubyred]

sc1 hates me

[sc1twntrbo]

ehh i dont care i want to see this hit page 300 today

[Cashmunson]

he passed you? he's only at just above 2k isn't he?

[rubyred]

i'm a crappy bowler, i do really good if i have the bumpers :)

[Cashmunson]

it will hit it in a few hours if people keep whoring... if people speed whore it could be done in an hour

[sc1twntrbo]

why do i hate you?

[Cashmunson]

what kind of turbo do you have sc1?

[sc1twntrbo]

im a very unpredictable bowler

[sc1twntrbo]

i have no turbo

[Cashmunson]

:rofl:

[rubyred]

Originally posted by sc1twntrbo
why do i hate you?

i dont know, i just think you do

[sc1twntrbo]

i made this name up along time ago to fuck with rsaturn drivers

[Cashmunson]

why not?

[rubyred]

we should all go bowling when i'm in dallas next

[sc1twntrbo]

it was when people were jsut getting into ricing them out so i made up this name

[Cashmunson]

oh shit another page for me, 580 is the lowest 3 game series i've bowled yet this year and i was having bad luck, already had a 700... bowled a 300 last year at the same place i'm bowling tonight

[sc1twntrbo]

you wouldnt beleive how many im's i get asking mew how to put 2 turbos on a saturn

[sc1twntrbo]

people are dumb

[sc1twntrbo]

how the hell did chris do it

[Cashmunson]

i've been doing it since i was 5 so it's not even that hard really, i don't even have new bowling equipment and it's still pretty easy

[Cashmunson]

how did he do what?

[rubyred]

my brother asked me about your name b/c it was at the top of an email i sent to a bunch of people

[sc1twntrbo]

i hate my life

[Cashmunson]

how can i put tt on my lawn mower?

[sc1twntrbo]

no i lied i hate my job

[sc1twntrbo]

secret ricer trick

[Cashmunson]

it has an 18 hp twin valve briggs and stratton with open air element and 6 speed tranny

i want that beast to run with some tt's

[sc1twntrbo]

i think it depends if your mower is twin or triple bladedq

[rubyred]

what did chris do?

[sc1twntrbo]

sounds to me like you have a twin blaDE

[Cashmunson]

theres a guy that lives near me that has a john deere lawn mower with a chevy 350 and turbo 350 tranny in it, has a wing in the back and slicks

[Cashmunson]

it is twin blade