Live in Texas and screwed Jeremy's ex? Post up!!!

[Cashmunson]

thar she be matey

[Cashmunson]

276 bitch slapped by me

[Cashmunson]

definitely make it to 285 today

[Cashmunson]

i knew it would get over 8k posts last night

[Cashmunson]

probably over 9k by tonight

[Cashmunson]

dialup you can lick my hairy asshole

[Cashmunson]

excuse me waitress... is your salad freshly tossed?

[Cashmunson]

:haha:

[Cashmunson]

man that was some funny shit... you just had to be there

[Cashmunson]

mmm saaaallllaaaaadddddd

[Cashmunson]

wonder when they'll invite the samalad

[Cashmunson]

probably wouldn't even taste good

[Cashmunson]

shit i meant invent... not invite

[Cashmunson]

i'm a jackass

[Cashmunson]

i whore alone... all by myself... when i whore alone.. you know i like to be by myself

[Cashmunson]

turtle head is pokin

[Cashmunson]

i must free the turtle soon... free turtle

[Cashmunson]

run turtle run! be free of my asshole!

[Cashmunson]

this shit is boring

[Cashmunson]

i will own 277 then free the turtle

[Cashmunson]

teenage mutant ninja turtles... TURTLE POWER!

[Cashmunson]

i should start my own turtle army to combat the blazed penguins

[Cashmunson]

they are no match for turtle power

[Cashmunson]

come on 277, the turtle isn't going to wait much longer

[Cashmunson]

it should be a right to have cable connections in every house in the US

[Cashmunson]

free cable internet would stimulate spending on the web thus stimulating the economy

[Cashmunson]

takes forever to look through ebay with some damn dialup

[Cashmunson]

i'm sure some of you fellow dialup users know what i'm talking about.... damn i got spoiled on cable

[Cashmunson]

hmm is it like 20 posts per page?

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its ok i'm back

[Cashmunson]

can only be a couple more to 277

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no it is 30 i think

[Cashmunson]

there you are bitch

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we are on 277

[Cashmunson]

turtle head i shall free you now

[Cashmunson]

yeah just made it

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your mother is my bitch...............oh yeah :yum:

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it is definately going to rain

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i think that means haunted houses are outta the question tonight

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i want pizza for lunch not some crappy health food

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:yum:

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pizza inn > all other pizza

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i'd fuck a fat chick for some of that pizza

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well, i'd let her suck my dick

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no, i lied i fuck her

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I'd fuck mcdamit for some pizza

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he'd love it too

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he'd call me big daddy

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i make all the bitches call me big daddy

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:(

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i lied

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i would never make her call me that

[Cashmunson]

my mother is a bitch... i can't stand her

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if she called me that by herself then thats ok :shrug:

[Cashmunson]

i set the turtle free

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i agree your mother is a bitch now go hate fuck her

[Cashmunson]

wish i could set myself free

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i dropped the kids off at the pool

[Cashmunson]

thats sick haha

she is seriously a bitch though, i moved out because i couldn't stand her anymore... my gf also hates her. the other night my gf said when we get married she doesn't want my mom there and if we have kids she doesn't want my mom around them

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if you want to be free just go whack it

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why?

[Cashmunson]

i should go whack it next to my gf while she's sleeping then bust it on her face

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no, no, no. you bust on her ass while she is asleep

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then she'll wake up and wonder what happened

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then you tell her that you love her when she sleeps

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are you there or whacking it?

[Cashmunson]

why what?

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i think i need to go fuck some 18 year olds

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why do you hate your mom

[Cashmunson]

i'm here, talking to this local dood about his nissan 240

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i'm lucky my parents are the coolest

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what about the 240. i think they are kinda cool

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this conversation sux

[Cashmunson]

well the main reason we left is because my mom chose a cat over us

she got this cat and said it would stay outside, my gf is allergic to cats. the next day she started bringing it in the house. then she said she was gonna leave it in the basement during the nights during the winter... which would be where our furnance is. i told her the cat had to go or stay outside atleast or we were leaving... she chose the cat

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why does it take you so long to post

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my mom did the same thing but with a dog

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well, i didn't like the dog but didn't really care but my ex g/f hated the thing

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once the dog attacked the shit outta her .

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wasn't funny then but looking back it is funnier than shit

[Cashmunson]

my dad is cool shit, my mom is just a cunt

he's rebuilding it and he wants me to help him

[Cashmunson]

well i'm talking to him about the car and i'm on dialup, takes awhile just for the msgs to go through

[Cashmunson]

he's talking about taking out the z24 engine and dropping in a turbo v6 from an early 90's supra, taking out the rear end and putting in one from an infinite j 30 with a LSD setup, he wants to redo the whole body and suspension

[Cashmunson]

it's not that bad of a car but it does need some work, he has big dreams for it though so we'll see what happens

[Cashmunson]

alot of people have big dreams for their car and something always comes up and it never happens... been there myself a few times

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hell the dog bite the shit out of her several times

[Cashmunson]

i have alot of work to do on my gta this winter... gonna build the 355 into a 383 and redo most of the drivetrain and suspesion, need to get the brakes working good and redo all the engine bay wiring. i think my ecm is shot right now.... damn injectors won't fire

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i had a car that i was working on and money and other things just came first

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you alrady said that you post whore

[Cashmunson]

lol that is kinda funny, if a dog attacked my gf like that i'd choke it to death with my bare hands... no mercy motha fucka

the previous owners did a real bad hack job on the engine bay wiring in my car... they rebuilt the motor, converted it to serpentine, removed all the ac shit and put in a heater only box so i have wires going all over the damn place

and they wrapped everything with duct tape instead of electrical tape

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lets try to keep these posts as original as possible

[Cashmunson]

do you have any project car?

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the owner of the car i had cut the wires to the engine and converted it to carb

[Cashmunson]

i have to work on my car, my truck, my gfs exploder, my dads sportster and this doods 240 this winter... alot of work ahead of me

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all my cars are gone

[Cashmunson]

going carb is the easy way out of things.... it is easy though

[Cashmunson]

that sucks...

[sc1twntrbo]

im still hungry

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all i have is my mustang

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then go eat

[sc1twntrbo]

i own your car now and im parting it out

[sc1twntrbo]

i should get neils car any day

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i'm almost at 2000 posts

[sc1twntrbo]

wais mom aproved the gto

[Cashmunson]

what year/make mustang?

[sc1twntrbo]

but she wont let him have red interior

[Cashmunson]

i'll make 900 soon

[sc1twntrbo]

today is the day

[Cashmunson]

a new gto? not worth the money imho

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this is the last post before i hit 2000. its like i'm about to lose my virginity

[Cashmunson]

i'd rather have an older one, my grandparents had a 69 gto convertible with the stage 3 ram air 400 and the 4 speed... man that thing was badass

[Cashmunson]

pop the cherry

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this is it i'm so nervous

[Cashmunson]

cherry popped

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i'm a new man. thats for everything guys :group: i could have done it without you

[Cashmunson]

my personal favorite is the 65 gto... i like the boxier look from the mid 60's then the g body styling of the late 60's

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i think the new gto is a good choice for him because he wants a big family car but the red interior is gay

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yeah but this guy wouldn't fix it if it broke down so an old one is out

[Cashmunson]

one of these days i'm gonna build myself a nova II or a 65 gto, maybe a SD TA. i almost bought a 78 TA in mint condition instead of my GTA but the guy wanted 4500 and all i had was 4k and he wouldn't go any lower... even when i had 4k in cash in hand

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plus the older ones are as expensive as the new ones

[Cashmunson]

the new gto is a big family car? lol not that i seen... espically that little ass truck space

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i almost got a turbo ta but i told my dad he didn't love me that much and he said then fine no car :(

[Cashmunson]

er trunk space

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wOOt, its all mine BIOTCHES

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is this whoring really necissary (sp?)

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it is 65 degrees in here

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I'm freezing my balls off

[Cashmunson]

man i couldn't believe this car that was for sale by my neighbor. he was an older guy with a 79 or 80 TA. he kept it garaged for the whole 14 years i lived by him. he drove it only during the summer maybe a few times each summer. couldn't of had more then 50k miles on it, mint paint, mint everything. had the 6.6L engine. the guy died a couple years ago, they put the car for sale for 3000 dollars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they could have easily sold it for 10k. nobody ever bought it... i didn't have any money at the time so i couldn't get it, i begged my parents to buy it for me and let me pay them back and they wouldn't

[Cashmunson]

man that car was fuckin nice... it was fast to and had a nice blue paint job that was from the factory, had the big bird on the hood with the cowl that had digital gauges in the cowl

[Cashmunson]

i should go back over there and see if they still have it and if they'd sell it to me

[Cashmunson]

i still never could believe the car never sold...

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i watched casino last night because all my friends are little bitches that wanted to stay home...................any way it rocked :bang:

[Cashmunson]

my pops likes muscle cars so maybe i can convince him to buy it... 3k is a steal of a lifetime for a car like that

[Cashmunson]

all the bitches in bikinis?

[Cashmunson]

281 coming soon

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i always wanted a car like that but black

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I'm scared

[redraif]

Wow 20 pages since last night...dang!

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i haven't sold a thing today

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you so hot

[redraif]

281 still a bit off!

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i think i'm going to start the i love redraif fan club

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who wants to join

[redraif]

I would ahve been here sooner, but I had to defragment!

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i've got naked pictures

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defragment, is that sex related?

[redraif]

U wish...people would not know what to think of that..cause they know me better

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:tongue:

[Cashmunson]

woo naked pics... nice

that 78 TA i was gonna buy was black with the gold bird on the hood

[Cashmunson]

well i don't know what you look like so if he posted a naked pic i would just assume it's you

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hello, i am the first member of the club is there a second?

[redraif]

the computer s running slow as mud...we got rid of some stuff and defraged the hard drive here at teh office!

[redraif]

Sweet 281 :D

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i wonder how many people would actully join the club if they thought that i had naked pics?

[redraif]

Oh well fun for me is over....someone just came in the door!

[Cashmunson]

sorry i cannot join that club...

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i was robbed

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good, she stole my page the club has been shut down

[redraif]

:swavey:

[Cashmunson]

probably many of the guys here since most of them only have their hand for companionship

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I hate you *pouts in the corner like a little bitch*

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fuck, dude i don't want a girl friend though, they bring drama

[Cashmunson]

typical mustang guy pouting in the corner

[Cashmunson]

sometimes, i found me an older woman... i'm 21, she's 25. she tends to stay away from the drama

[Cashmunson]

what year and make mustang do you drive? never saw your reply

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and they cost to much

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02 black gt

[Cashmunson]

do they even use salt on the roads in texas?

[Cashmunson]

guess that's not too bad, atleast it's not a v6

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i think i will look for an older woman but i don't want anymore kids right now

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they salt and sand

[Cashmunson]

yeah my gf keeps getting on me about getting married and having kids... we've only been together for 7 1/2 months

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i'm afraid that if i get into anything serious with an older girl she is going to want to settle down and start a family or get married

[Cashmunson]

hmm didn't know they used salt... that sucks your cars get rusted out to

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see thats what i want to avoid, i've had enough of that

[Cashmunson]

lol that's how my gf is... i told her she'll either have to wait for a little while or find somebody else. she keeps talking about how she's already 25 and not married and has no kids

[cumstang02]

well it is a salt sand mix and there is alot more sand then salt so it isn't that bad

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see i had my son when i was just turning 21 and that was way to early for me

[Cashmunson]

i mean shit we haven't even been together for a year, we got together practically the first night we met. we were setup on a blind date by fast_lt1_z28 and his woman. been together ever since. but i know my situation and that i don't want kids yet, we don't have a house or anything right now so it'll have to wait. i want to get my car straight to

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when girls find out that i have a kid they just want to settle down and have a family but that is just the last thing i want

[Cashmunson]

900 coming soon

[Cashmunson]

i want stability before kids... she also said she wants a big family. i told her i won't have a big family if we can't support it. i really only want 1 kid or 2 at the most

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well, i see it as i already have a kid and it keeps me attached to my ex that i just want to get away from and i don't want that to happen again

[Cashmunson]

sweet i own 282

[Cashmunson]

yeah i know what you mean, i see alot of people like that

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i like the old days of if you break up your don't have to see them but i have to see her 3 times a week and i hate her more and more each day

[Cashmunson]

if i don't have that great of a job later down the road then i'm only gonna want 1 kid that way he can have things as a kid and have a happy childhood. i grew up having a sister that always got what she wanted and i always got half of what i wanted because of her

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i would marry a girl right now if she wasn't a fucking liar. Thats all i want is a girl that doesn't lie about stupid shit and get jealous about everyother girl out there

[sc1twntrbo]

im eatin fuds

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well, i am doing my best to get my son what he wants but i refuse to compete with his mother. she tries to use me to buy things for him that she sould buy of at least pay half of.

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did you get a burger?

[Cashmunson]

i never got things like a dirtbike, go kart, nice clothes... things like that. i didn't get my first car until i was over 17, a beat up 87 TA with a carbed 305 for 2300 bucks. it was a piece of shit but it was a car. my sister had a 3500 dollar geo storm sitting in the driveway before she was even 16 or had her license. she got everything growing up...

[sc1twntrbo]

you cant find a girll like that

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:ugh: geo storm and your mad

[sc1twntrbo]

yes i got a bacon burger

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i don't think a girl like that exists

[Cashmunson]

i don't want my kid/kids to go through what i went through as a kid... it sucked never having anything and seeing all your friends with cool ass shit

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burgers rule all

[sc1twntrbo]

mmmm

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well it seems that everyone wants what their friends have

[Cashmunson]

yeah but it costs over 1k more then my car, and she had it sitting in the driveway waiting for her before she was even 16 or had her license... which she failed her test twice before passing

then she ran that car into the ground, then my parents gave her one of their cars and she ran that car into the ground and now she's running her sunfire into the ground. she doesn't check the oil or water

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does it taste like chicken?

[sc1twntrbo]

nacho cheese

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shes a girl and thats the way it is

[Cashmunson]

all i wanted growing up was a dirtbike or a gokart... i never got either. my grandma bought me and my cousin an old ass 185 enduro dirtbike a few years ago and my cousin revved it to the sky all the time and blew up the engine

[sc1twntrbo]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Cashmunson]

and it's not like i didn't have a place to ride it... my grandparents have 20 acres of farm land, the people across the street from them let me ride over there and they have over 100 acres. i was bummed as a kid

[cumstang02]

well, that sux. My parents bought me everything and well they bought me a dirt bike and they never let me ride it because one of my family members got hurt on one. so i never actully got to use it. they just teased me and as far as a gokart they get old

[Cashmunson]

ah well fuck it here is post 900

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dude i think it is time to move on

[cumstang02]

go get a bike now and ride it as much as you want

[Cashmunson]

well that sucks about the dirtbike but atleast they were willing to buy it for you, and the gokart got old because you had one i assume. i'd of rather it got old from me riding it all the time then to never of had one

[cumstang02]

go karts are only a couple of hundred

[Cashmunson]

283 0wn3s me

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the coolest thing i had when i was little was a bb gun. i had more fun with that then anything

[Cashmunson]

yep and my parents would never get me one, they were too busy spending the money on my sisters clothes and shoes

[sc1twntrbo]

burp

[Cashmunson]

yeah i did have a bb gun growing up, used to shoot doves off the wires all the time but that was about all the fun i had

i'll have a dirtbike in the near future though, already been to the yamaha shop and priced out a yfz 250 4 stroke

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wel as far as clothes went when i was little my parents made me wear what they pickd out so i looked like the kids from a jc penny catolog

[sc1twntrbo]

you should kick your sister in the box

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see, another child hood fantisy fulfilled

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:werd:

[Cashmunson]

my gf wants a damn 350 warrior but i don't know about that, she used to race 4 wheelers and got pretty messed up when she wrecked one time... little hesitant about letting her have something like that.

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i'll hate fuck your sister if you want, is she hot?

[Cashmunson]

haha atleast you looked like jc pennys, my parents always wanted to buy me shit from kmart. they'd get my sister clothes from the mall

[cumstang02]

ok, are you her dad? Get her what she wants

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i sense so jealousy

[Cashmunson]

yes i am her big daddy, i'm not getting her a fast ass 4 wheeler when we don't even have medical insurance, she has health problems and we just found out she's diabetic

my sister is a fucking cunt, i wouldn't care if you pounded her in the ass over and over... my life was hell because of her being spoiled, she deserves whatever she gets

[cumstang02]

are you mad that your parents loved your sister more than you? meh......shit happens. Lifes a garden dig it.

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ok, whats you sisters number

[Cashmunson]

my sister is one of those chicks thats all about drama, all about being a ho... if you were around other girls she would get mad but she flirts and hangs all over other guys and sees nothing wrong with it... that type of girl

[cumstang02]

i could smack that out of her

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does your girl friend have to take insulin shots everyday?

[Cashmunson]

nah i don't care that my parents cared for her more, i just wanted a damn gokart... fuckin shit


i got her back though, i told her bf a couple days ago all the shit she's been doing behind his back... he moved all his shit out of my parents house and is about to break up with her

[cumstang02]

brb

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what did she do?

[Cashmunson]

nah, she takes insulin pills...

my sister is also screwing my parents at the moment. she's going to akron university for accounting. she refused to go apply for a student loan because my mom wouldn't do it for her. so now my parents can't afford shit because they have to pay 3k a year in cash for her college tuition... and all she talks about is how she's gonna become some big account, drive a mercedes, live in a big house and forget about all of us

[Cashmunson]

nothing she can do, she's trying to kiss his ass now and get him to come back but it's too late. she's been lieing to him about where she's been going. she says she's going to hang out with chicks then she goes and hangs out with other guys, she's been hanging all over this one kid up at the bowling center on friday nights and i told him about that. all she can do is deny it but me and the rest of our family all see it

[Cashmunson]

ah well the bitch will get what's coming to her one of these days

[cumstang02]

your sister sounds like a tipical girl to me. it won't work out for her

[Cashmunson]

what's really funny is how she gets all pissed because i managed to get a more expensive car then her last year, she thought my parents should give her money because i was getting a nicer vehicle. i managed to save up 1k with a little side job and no car. my parents gave her a car that she drove into the ground, she worked 2 jobs and saved up not even 100 dollars when time came for my dads bonus. he gave us each 3k to buy a new car to get us on our way and onto our future. i had 4k to put towards a car, she had 3k and she was pissed

[cumstang02]

nothing like that ever happens in my family. My brother keeps getting tatoos while he is drunk and it is pissing my mom off. Hes 21 almost 22. but other than that no drama

[cumstang02]

Fuck every one i got the page wOO hOO

[Cashmunson]

one night my mom made me and my dad go out in the rain and take both front tires off my sisters car because she refused to drive not even 5 minutes to walmart to have it done, then she refused to pay for the 2 new tires she needed, my mom gave her the money then my sister refused to even go get the tires... my mom also did that for her

[Cashmunson]

my sister is just one of those bitches that got everything she wanted growing up so she still expects it now and my parents continue to give it to her

[Cashmunson]

before i moved out she would come downstairs and expects me to get off the 300 dollar computer i built myself so she could use it for school because her 1300 dollar laptop (that's not even as good as my computer) doesn't work right

[Cashmunson]

i should call INS and tell them she's an illegal immigrant and to deport her ass

[cumstang02]

that sux, smack her

[Cashmunson]

i would wave goodbye with a smile on my face as they kicked her out of the country, i'd drive to texas just to see them kick her ass across the border to mexico

[cumstang02]

i know someone that works for them, maybe he can help.

[Cashmunson]

see it's not really all about when we were kids, we're both over 18 now and it's still a continous thing... that's what really bothers me