Live in Texas and screwed Jeremy's ex? Post up!!!

[biff85ta]

Damn this is some slow postwhoring.

[Cashmunson]

i'll get it farther then that by myself

[biff85ta]

You need a faster connection

[Cashmunson]

quicker

[biff85ta]

I can post like two or three to your one

[Cashmunson]

almost to 700 posts

[Cashmunson]

yeah i know cause this msn dialup sucks a fat dick

[biff85ta]

Hey I only need 12 more to hit 600

[biff85ta]

11

[biff85ta]

10

[biff85ta]

9

[biff85ta]

268 baby

8

[Cashmunson]

i long for the power of cable connection

[biff85ta]

7

[Cashmunson]

only 2 more pages to go

[biff85ta]

6

[biff85ta]

5 more post till 600

[biff85ta]

4

[biff85ta]

3

[biff85ta]

2

[Cashmunson]

come on 69

[biff85ta]

last one

[biff85ta]

Woot 600 posts baby

[Cashmunson]

i'm almost at 700

[biff85ta]

They need a post like this on thirdgen

[biff85ta]

Then we could flame the shit out of the idiots there

[Cashmunson]

w00t 700 for me

[biff85ta]

There are a lot of them though.

[biff85ta]

My fingers would end up bleeding from typing too much.

[biff85ta]

You know I have posted more in the last two days

[Cashmunson]

alot of morons over there

[biff85ta]

Then i have here in the last two months

[biff85ta]

There are too many mcdamits on thirdgen

[biff85ta]

But if you call them a horsefucker there they ban you.

[biff85ta]

Tennesspeed.net is that way too.

[biff85ta]

Except that dude will just ban you because he can.

[Cashmunson]

we're almost to 269

[biff85ta]

Hey are you going to post or am I all by myself here.

[Cashmunson]

i just go there for tech shit

[biff85ta]

Bout time you posted

[biff85ta]

Half of the tech shit given out there is wrong.

[biff85ta]

you have to sift through and find the truth

















P.S. 269 is mine

[Cashmunson]

i'm tryin man

[biff85ta]

If you are lucky there might be some for whatever you need to know.

[biff85ta]

See we hit 269 so you wanna go for 270 now??

[Cashmunson]

i usually just stick with a certain few people to listen to

[Cashmunson]

yeah we're gonna get 270 no prob

[biff85ta]

hear that shit

[Cashmunson]

i usually just get ahold of vader or trickster with my problems

[biff85ta]

You know the first thing that ever got me posting here was a thread bashing thirdgen

[Cashmunson]

trickster knows alot of shit

[Cashmunson]

haha now you're the basher

[biff85ta]

I can usually figure it out on my own. The tech articles helped a lot though when i first got my TPI car.

[Cashmunson]

270 will be coming quick, no longer am i distracted

[biff85ta]

Originally posted by Cashmunson
haha now you're the basher

Was then too.

[Cashmunson]

this bitch on tv has some big titties

[Cashmunson]

big ol titties

[biff85ta]

After about 6 months I had about enough of that board then about 8 months later I used it to research headers and now it just seems to be the same old shit recycled about once a month.

[biff85ta]

Titties good

[Cashmunson]

i hate the itty bitty titties

[Cashmunson]

what did you pick for headers? i have the comp 2460's on my car... they were already on it when i bought it. stock y pipe, they don't make one for them which sucks ass

[biff85ta]

Especially if I am at the strip club.

[biff85ta]

Hedman 68460 Longtubes.

[Cashmunson]

how are the longtubes? i always see 4th gens with them but hardly any 3rd gens

[Cashmunson]

270 will be owned tonight

[biff85ta]

They are great but speed bumps can sometimes be a little hard on them

[Cashmunson]

come on bitch where you at 270

[biff85ta]

Here is a LINK (http://members.cardomain.com/biff85ta) to my cardomain page which show the y-pipe and all that good stuff.

[Cashmunson]

i saw a pic of a guy up in ny that totally messed his up thanks to a manhole cover or some shit

[biff85ta]

YOu thinking about LT's

[biff85ta]

Was it the LS1 car??

[Cashmunson]

next headers i get will either be the slp or the hooker super comp ceramic coated with the 3 inch y pipe

[biff85ta]

Woot 270 is mine

[Cashmunson]

yeah it was an ls1 car if i remember right

[Cashmunson]

271 will be owned to

[biff85ta]

I like my longtubes. Shorties just don't have the sound a longtube does.

[Cashmunson]

don't know if i've even heard a longtube f body before

[biff85ta]

I saw that but I have never forgotten that my exhaust was low enough for that shit to happen.

[Cashmunson]

my y pipe sits kinda low for some reason on my car, it has atleast 3 decent dings in it

[biff85ta]

It is much louder than before but when you first fire it up you can here the exhaust hit the primamries and i love that sound.

[Cashmunson]

i'll be either getting a new one with new headers or a custom 3 inch made for the current headers

[biff85ta]

Originally posted by Cashmunson
my y pipe sits kinda low for some reason on my car, it has atleast 3 decent dings in it

My sister inlaws car was that way and it was all stock stuff. :conf:

[Cashmunson]

everybody else is too pussy to jump on the whore wagon

[biff85ta]

Just get you some hooker super comp longtubes(since you have a 350) and don't look back.

[biff85ta]

Yeah well post whoring is hard but someones got to do it.

[biff85ta]

You know two years ago I could hardly type.

[Cashmunson]

mine sits pretty low for stock, alot of people have said shit about it

[biff85ta]

Now I almost do it the right way and I don't know why.

[Cashmunson]

long tubes are hard to install though on 3rd gens

[biff85ta]

My SFC's hang lower than my exhaust.

[biff85ta]

Originally posted by Cashmunson
long tubes are hard to install though on 3rd gens

No they aren't

[Cashmunson]

don't even have a welder to try and make my own exhaust shit at the moment

[Cashmunson]

i need to get some of those to... my car already has some stress cracks

[biff85ta]

I did mine in about 12 hours and most of that was getting the old shit out and making clearance around the a-arm on the drivers side. And you don't have to worry about the clearance stuff if you go with the hookers.

[Cashmunson]

longtubes add top end hp right? do they take away from low end torque?

[biff85ta]

I don't have a welder either but I have one hell of a good exhaust man here in town. I had to force him to take money for welding in my SFC's

[biff85ta]

Originally posted by Cashmunson
longtubes add top end hp right? do they take away from low end torque?
Longtubes should be better all around but the will have more benefit up top.

[Cashmunson]

see i don't have anybody like that around here, i don't know anybody locally that would weld up shit for me for cheap

[biff85ta]

That sucks.

[Cashmunson]

just a few shops around here and a guy running his own shit out of his garage but he still charges a bunch to... about to ask for a mig welder for my bday

[biff85ta]

They guy who did my work here is good enough even once i move back to IL. I will have to think pretty hard about bringing the car back here if I need any exhaust work.

[biff85ta]

And it is a 3 hour drive between the two.










271 is mine

[Cashmunson]

a welder and some torches would definitely do me some good

[biff85ta]

My dad has all that stuff back home but his welding abilities are not that great and i have none.

[Cashmunson]

i've seen it done many times, never tried it myself though... theres a trade school around here that offers classes

[Cashmunson]

272 before i quit whoring

[biff85ta]

I have seen it done too but there is an art too it in order to get it right.

[Cashmunson]

come on 272

[Cashmunson]

just takes some practice i'd imagine

[biff85ta]

First it was 269 the 270 now 272

[Cashmunson]

after i get a welder i'll either take some classes or just practice tons

[biff85ta]

You do know it is 2 in the morning.

[biff85ta]

i would do both.

[Cashmunson]

actually it's 3 am here in ohio

[Cashmunson]

yeah i most likely will, you can jump off the whore train whenever you feel the need to, i can get it to 272

[biff85ta]

I have posted alomot 100 posts a day for the last two days and still habe an average of less than one post a day.

[Cashmunson]

shouldn't take much longer

[biff85ta]

I have stayed on this long might as well see it through to 272

[Cashmunson]

i'm up to 2.85... posted over 100 times already today

[biff85ta]

Come one 272

[Cashmunson]

only a few more posts

[biff85ta]

i have an average of almost 6 a day on the car club board.

[Cashmunson]

i shall own it

[biff85ta]

You should come down to bowling green one fo these days and do some racing on a good track.

[Cashmunson]

you have so few posts for being here so long

[biff85ta]

Not if i have anything to say about it

[Cashmunson]

norwalk is a good track

[biff85ta]

I just sat back and watched the bs most of the time

[Cashmunson]

so is national trail raceway, both are pro tracks

[biff85ta]

I am going to miss being around so many track when I move back home.

[Cashmunson]

come on 272

[biff85ta]

There sre about 6 1/8 mile and one 1/4 mile all within an hour of my house.

[Cashmunson]

0wn3d

[biff85ta]

Ok we got 272 I am out.

[Cashmunson]

i have 4 1/4 mile tracks within an hour of me

[Cashmunson]

the whoring shall continue tomorrow

[biff85ta]

Originally posted by Cashmunson
i have 4 1/4 mile tracks within an hour of me :finger:

[sc1twntrbo]

wow im impressed you guys got to 272

[sc1twntrbo]

you guys need a cookie

[sc1twntrbo]

i dont htink i will be able to whore the best today

[sc1twntrbo]

i figure ill whore till 11 then go finish this home gym

[sc1twntrbo]

im the whore of whores

[sc1twntrbo]

kinda like a pimp or a mistress

[sc1twntrbo]

i whore alot then i let you guys do allthe whoring and now im helping a little bit

[sc1twntrbo]

this job is boring

[sc1twntrbo]

see im a beter whore

[sc1twntrbo]

its because im focused in what i do

[sc1twntrbo]

i wonder wha tthe longest thread really is

[sc1twntrbo]

my balls itch

[sc1twntrbo]

will you scratch them

[sc1twntrbo]

grr

[sc1twntrbo]

this is gettign old already

[sc1twntrbo]

im hungry

[sc1twntrbo]

i hate working

[sc1twntrbo]

25

[sc1twntrbo]

64654
546541351

4165416
54
416541654
54

[sc1twntrbo]

thats a secret code figure it out

[sc1twntrbo]

man i forgot to turn ont he lights

[sc1twntrbo]

brb

[sc1twntrbo]

back

[sc1twntrbo]

it helps sales if the open sign is on

[sc1twntrbo]

im startign to hate plastic cups they are everywere

[sc1twntrbo]

i guess i gotta whore by myself

[sc1twntrbo]

whore whore whore all day long

[sc1twntrbo]

whore while i sing this song

[Cashmunson]

damn only to 273 since last night? we got this bitch to 272

[Cashmunson]

i bet it makes it to atleast 280-285 today

[Cashmunson]

nobody cares to whore, they'd rather sit there and keep refreshing waiting for somebody to post something

[sc1twntrbo]

we need to unite the whores. if we did that we could hit 300

[Cashmunson]

fuck cars

[Cashmunson]

yeah but me you biff diabolical are about the only ones that do it

[Cashmunson]

whores of the world... unite!

[Cashmunson]

need some more post sluts

[Cashmunson]

you're slackin turbo man

[cumstang02]

i wanna be a slut.

[Cashmunson]

what kind of turbo are you using?

[Cashmunson]

you are a slut and we know it

[cumstang02]

i think i have time to post about 600 times today

[Cashmunson]

my whoring comes faster this morning

[Cashmunson]

600 times? haha shit that's alot

[Cashmunson]

600 posts would get this bitch to 300

[Cashmunson]

watch we'll get it to 299 and gk will lock it

[Cashmunson]

i'd be pissed if that happened

[cumstang02]

is sc1 a slut?

[cumstang02]

ok

[Cashmunson]

274 coming quick

[cumstang02]

i hate working where the general manager worked the day before

[cumstang02]

he always creates problems

[Cashmunson]

he usually is

[Cashmunson]

general managers are usually bone heads

[cumstang02]

he is a fucking liar

[cumstang02]

wOOt

[cumstang02]

liar is a strong word

[cumstang02]

he's a salesman

[Cashmunson]

shit i'm closing in on 800 posts

[cumstang02]

it is suppose to rain tonight

[Cashmunson]

what do you guys sell?

[cumstang02]

congrats

[cumstang02]

fitness equipment

[Cashmunson]

alot of salesman stretch bend and twist the truth to make a sale

[cumstang02]

Sc1 amy wants to go and watch a movie tonight and maybe hit up some haunted houses are you in

[Cashmunson]

cool, i have my own workout machine, punching bag, and bench with free weights

[Cashmunson]

800 here i come

[cumstang02]

no, he makes up stories. Like it is the last one or i'll give you a 100.00 of if you buy today because i am the general manager and i can do that

[Cashmunson]

need to get work done on my truck and my car this weekend

[cumstang02]

today i am working with a customer and his old customers come in and i work a price with my customer that is better than the price the general manager works and they get mad at me because he lied about his price

[cumstang02]

what are you doing to them?

[Cashmunson]

haha typical salesman

[cumstang02]

:shrug: i am what i am

[cumstang02]

:shrug: he is what he is

[cumstang02]

i think you have some built up aggression toward salesmen

[Cashmunson]

need another ecm real quick to see if my ecm went bad on my gta, injectors quit firing. then i'm gonna pull the engine

the truck needs a good tuneup, oil change, new battery... typical shit like that. it's been sitting since last winter and my buddy never started it once

[cumstang02]

i'm going to look to see what is going on in the lounge because i haven't been in here in acouple of days

[Cashmunson]

i think i'd be a good car salesman... atleast for gm

[cumstang02]

i need to change the oil in my car

[cumstang02]

its been 5000 miles since the last one

[Cashmunson]

most of the salesman at the chevy places around here don't even know what the hell they're talking about when it comes to the cars....

[cumstang02]

because they don't need to

[Cashmunson]

the truck doesn't have any power steering and it's a 5 speed so it kinda sucks

[cumstang02]

customers shop online and the sales man is the one there to reenforce their buying descion

[cumstang02]

its a beater right

[cumstang02]

oh yeah

[cumstang02]

i think i will try and get as many pages as i can

[Cashmunson]

i would think a knowledgeable salesman would sell more cars then some guy spitting out bullshit

[cumstang02]

its quantity not quality

[Cashmunson]

yeah it's definitely a beater, it has tons of body rust but it runs great

[Cashmunson]

starts first turn of the key when the battery is charged, shifts nice and smooth... has some aftermarket rims (not gay hubcaps) with some lower profile wider tires

[cumstang02]

Youd think but probably not true

[Cashmunson]

stock tire size is 195/75 14. it has 215/70 14's on it

[cumstang02]

if a person can be trusted then he will be a good salesman

[Cashmunson]

after i get all the tuneup shit done i'm gonna put in a power steering setup and a new bed

[cumstang02]

i need a beater

[cumstang02]

i just like working on older cars because it is so much simpler

[Cashmunson]

well when i shopped at the chevy place with my dad when he got a new ride... the people were dumb when it came to most info with the vehicles...

[Cashmunson]

it has a 2.4L z24i engine... fuel injected

suppose to have something like 175 hp

[cumstang02]

i want some thing that i can just leave on the side of the road if it breaks down

[cumstang02]

later the owner is here

[Cashmunson]

need to get some winter tires for the bitch to, it'll be snowing anyday now

[Cashmunson]

that's pretty much what i have

my old neighbor when i was growing up had a sweet truck... mint condition late 80's isuzu

had a built corvette 350, turbo 350 tranny, monster tach, it had a 1 inch drop, nice ass rims with low profile wide tires.... that truck would haul serious ass

[Cashmunson]

him and his dad pretty much took a corvette drivetrain and put it in an isuzu truck

[Cashmunson]

it's too bad he died :(

[Cashmunson]

he was an ex con, he went through many a girlfriend, he drank all the time but man was he a nice guy

[Cashmunson]

shit need to whore about something else... gonna make myself sad

[Cashmunson]

6 more to 800

[Cashmunson]

5 more

[Cashmunson]

4 more

[Cashmunson]

3 more

[Cashmunson]

almost there

[Cashmunson]

800 bitches

[Cashmunson]

about to own 276 to