Live in Texas and screwed Jeremy's ex? Post up!!!

[redraif]

thing that make u go hmmm!

[Cargasm]

Were you not paying attention? They got zizsed into your car!

[redraif]

See I carry my car products with me in the car...always prepared

[redraif]

NO they zized thru my car....

[redraif]

in one side out the other window :D

[Cargasm]

bleh

[redraif]

blah!

[Cargasm]

Oh yeah?

[redraif]

Wow how quick the thread has lulled again...

[redraif]

yeah!

[redraif]

I must make dinner for me soon!

[redraif]

What to eat

[redraif]

CSI is on tonight!

[cheyenne383]

Whoa, red! What the hell's up with your sig quote? Don't be like that, I want my quote to be funny, not over analysed.

[Cargasm]

I just ordered a calzone from the Tower of Pizza.... yum!!! Us lazy pholks loves us some delivery!

[cheyenne383]

Did you not notice the sig quote before that one, called myself a bunha bad names?

[redraif]

I just wanted you to see it! :finger:

[cheyenne383]

It's the internet!!!

[redraif]

I was playing back...figured it would get buried here!

[redraif]

exactly!

[cheyenne383]

Cargasm, you do 3-4k by yourself on the bar? :hail: I would do 2-3k with 2 bartenders on average. Dayum.

[cheyenne383]

Boo yah, I stole the 260!!!!

[redraif]

Got ya! :lala: sig gone...

[redraif]

Yeah well I got one a few back! Hah!

[cheyenne383]

I have like eleventy billion. :raz:

[redraif]

Thinking corn on the cob!

[Cargasm]

Originally posted by cheyenne383
Cargasm, you do 3-4k by yourself on the bar? :hail: I would do 2-3k with 2 bartenders on average. Dayum.

Sometimes.... it's not just drinks, tho. It's food as well. At least I don't have to take it out to anyone. And there's plenty of 1-2K days as well. Thank God. But yeah, I'm the only bartender...and the only barback.

[redraif]

yeah well I have some what of a life!

[redraif]

What else too eat!

[cheyenne383]

I never had a barback unless it was the weekend or a big game (sports bar) and I hated it when I did, we had to give them 20% tipshare and we'd only make marginally more than normal, so I'd come home with less. I just got to where I worked sunday through Thursday nights and made more than the weekend folk.

[redraif]

there is chicken and zeti stilll...had garlic bread...

[redraif]

Dead again :cry:

[redraif]

:lala:

[redraif]

oh well gonna make some food now...

[redraif]

looks like my evening plans changed

[redraif]

looks like I will be watching CSI instead of taping it!

[Cargasm]

I am just awash with giggly glee....

[redraif]

Well plans back on!

[redraif]

giggly glee? wow! Thats an image

[redraif]

corn is really good by they way!

[redraif]

zeti time. Then off for the night! :D

[redraif]

crap microwave is not heating again!

[redraif]

modern technology is a joke!

[redraif]

everything is so throw away! sux!

[redraif]

slapped it one good time and its working!

[redraif]

such a cavewoman approach to modern technology

[redraif]

although I guess if that was really true I would have hit it with a rock

[redraif]

or a log...

[redraif]

from the fire that works much better for heating!

[redraif]

awwww its burning hot on top and freezing on the bottom! Arrggg

[redraif]

gonna kill the mircowave!

[redraif]

hitting page 261 calms the savage beast inside...

[redraif]

Microwave is safe again!

[redraif]

foods not though :D

[redraif]

ok board

[redraif]

:wavey:

[Firebird 383]

This thread needs to die.

[biff85ta]

Originally posted by Firebird 383
This thread needs to die.

This thread will be here forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[biff85ta]

Ok maybe not.

[sc1twntrbo]

yea this thread is loosing steam fast. tommarow we will find out how strong it is

[Cashmunson]

shit up to 261 already

[Cashmunson]

gonna get this bitch up to 300 pages TONIGHT

[Joez88Camaro]

You wish

[Cashmunson]

even if i have to do it alone... whore on through bitches

[Joez88Camaro]

And this thread will NEVAR die!!!!

[Cashmunson]

hell yeah it can happen, if i whored like a motha trucka.... man that'd be alot of posting. i'm on dialup though since i moved so no more cable to speed post

[Joez88Camaro]

you do it alone, ha, not without my superior post whoring

[Cashmunson]

nice army

[Joez88Camaro]

you have but a fraction of the posts I have, and no stoned penguin army, remember, in my first attack I was feeding them viagra as well

[biff85ta]

You can do it!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cashmunson]

oh shit the master will show me the way... penguin masta

[Joez88Camaro]

YES WE CAN!!!

[Cashmunson]

ah yes but you joined in 01 old one... i am from 04

[Joez88Camaro]

...

I'm only the penguin master, and they only follow me because in their drug induced haze they think I'm kurt cobain

[Joez88Camaro]

Good point....

Wanna make something of it!?!?!?!

[Cashmunson]

post post post

[biff85ta]

Kurt Cobain rocked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Joez88Camaro]

Wait, I'm too fat to do anything

[Joez88Camaro]

Originally posted by biff85ta
Kurt Cobain rocked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Exactly why the stoned penguins in the drug haze follow me!

[biff85ta]

I can't wait for San Andreas to come out.

[biff85ta]

I need a new video game to rob and kill in.

[Joez88Camaro]

Hmm, the thread was just getting started then it slowed down...

[Cashmunson]

hell yes kurt rocked... nirvana was badass

[biff85ta]

262 is mine bitches

[biff85ta]

I wonder what cool new shit will be in the new GTA game?

[Joez88Camaro]

*throws doped out penguin at biff*

[biff85ta]

* watches it fly over his head and laughs*

[Joez88Camaro]

New GTA game will have doped out penguins, whether the creators like it or not

[Cashmunson]

the new GTA game comes out soon

[biff85ta]

*kicks doped penguin back at Joe*

[Joez88Camaro]

Originally posted by biff85ta
* watches it fly over his head and laughs*


:esquint:

[Joez88Camaro]

Originally posted by biff85ta
*kicks doped penguin back at Joe*

:esquint:

[biff85ta]

Yes it does and I have a copy reserved.

[biff85ta]

I thought you would want it back for your army. *shugs*

[Joez88Camaro]

Don't make me give them this, you'll regret it

[biff85ta]

how can you not think a flying penguin with glazed eyes isn't funny??

[Joez88Camaro]

I give my army viagra, they reproduce at astonishing rates, the loss of one is mediocre

[biff85ta]

Thats ok I have better drugs I just don't tell the penguins.

[Cashmunson]

my whoring got slowed by msgs from the evil aim

[Joez88Camaro]

Originally posted by biff85ta
how can you not think a flying penguin with glazed eyes isn't funny??

It's even funnier when they're on this too

[biff85ta]

I am saving them for my army of midgets.

[biff85ta]

But I am having trouble finding midgets.

[Cashmunson]

haha a penguin with slant eyes would be funny as hell by itself

[Joez88Camaro]

Empire penguins are taller then most midgets I think

[biff85ta]

They all seem to be busy with stage productions of the wizard of oz.

[biff85ta]

i may have to go with an army of goats.

[Joez88Camaro]

What about this kinda penguin, he's one of my spies infiltrating the consortium, and no I didn't put that title there

[biff85ta]

But then i would have to hide them from Mcdamit because he likes livestock.

[Cashmunson]

i saw a chick midget at the country jam about a month ago

[biff85ta]

I had an army of shetlin pony's but Mcdamit fucked them all to death.

[Joez88Camaro]

Originally posted by biff85ta
But then i would have to hide them from Mcdamit because he likes livestock.


:true:

and who knows what he would do to midgets, I must warn my penguins of this menace

[biff85ta]

i could go with an army of illegals.

[Cashmunson]

goats are cool

[biff85ta]

They are plentiful here.

[Joez88Camaro]

They'd probably rape mcdamit first

[Cashmunson]

an army of cuban refugees?

[Joez88Camaro]

Hmm....

Where's my blender

[Joez88Camaro]

I don't think that sounded right

[sc1twntrbo]

you guys wont hit 300

[sc1twntrbo]

YOUR NOT HALF AS GOOD AS I AM

[Joez88Camaro]

*boink*

[Cashmunson]

bullshit we are to

[biff85ta]

yes we could

[Joez88Camaro]

Originally posted by sc1twntrbo
you guys wont hit 300

Maybe not tonight..

But I'll make sure this thread does.

[biff85ta]

if we wanted too

[biff85ta]

mmm Jiffy Pop mmm

[Joez88Camaro]

Plus I have the support of my stoned penguins hopped up on viagra and halucinagenic drugs

[biff85ta]

jiffy pop good

[Cashmunson]

300 pages here we come

[Joez88Camaro]

Plus your only in second place SC1 in this thread.

So you're the first loser!!!

[sc1twntrbo]

ive been is first place a couple times and it just got old

[Joez88Camaro]

if this makes 300 tonight I'll be surprised

[biff85ta]

Damn it now i have to get up again and get something to drink

[Cashmunson]

i'm gonna start whoring now

[Joez88Camaro]

Originally posted by sc1twntrbo
ive been is first place a couple times and it just got old

You sissy!

Girlie-man!!!

[biff85ta]

Popcorn makes me thirsty

[Joez88Camaro]

I have to piss

[Joez88Camaro]

and there's no empty bottles near me

[Cashmunson]

damn dialup sucks a fat donkey dick

[biff85ta]

I need to go get something to drink but i am too busy whoring up this post

[Cashmunson]

i'm a nissan truck man...

[Joez88Camaro]

yup it does

dialup<DSL<cable

[biff85ta]

Just piss a smiley face in the carpet like my avatar.

[biff85ta]

Cable here baby

[biff85ta]

I can post often and quick like too.

[Joez88Camaro]

If I piss anywhere it'll be in a bottle, but it looks like I might have to actually go to the bathroom

[Cashmunson]

oh shit i own 264

[biff85ta]

I can also find lots of porn

[Joez88Camaro]

I think my DSL is slow today

[sc1twntrbo]

Originally posted by Joez88Camaro
Maybe not tonight..

But I'll make sure this thread does.
you will? lol ok i bet it hits it real soon ;)

[Joez88Camaro]

I need cable

[biff85ta]

But not right now because i am whoring it up with you guys.

[Cashmunson]

i've had cable for 3 years, now i'm stuck on msn dialup since i moved out of my parents place... damn i miss that shit

[Joez88Camaro]

I'd say it'll hit 300 in the within the next 7 days, but not tonight

[sc1twntrbo]

you guys should have a better goal since your rookies why dont you jsut go after page 269

[Cashmunson]

post faster damnit

[Joez88Camaro]

Unless I find a large source of free caffiene

[biff85ta]

I can't believe it ever got this far but I don't see it stopping anytime soon

[Joez88Camaro]

You calling me a rookie??

Mudda fukka!!

[Cashmunson]

shit we'll get farther then that... i have a few hours left in me. this damn dialup is holding me back... it's like driving a fkin yugo

[Joez88Camaro]

I'm posting as fast as I feel like I can

[biff85ta]

Originally posted by sc1twntrbo
you guys should have a better goal since your rookies why dont you jsut go after page 269

Shit i am quite the post whore on my car club board. I just chose not to whore it up here. :D

[Joez88Camaro]

Yugo=retarded stepchild of the Geo Metro

[Cashmunson]

don't make me start crackin the whip

[biff85ta]

Yugo= reworked fiats

[Joez88Camaro]

This is the only car site that matters

[Cashmunson]

i would buy a yugo and drop in a bbc

[Joez88Camaro]

I think that's an insult to fiat

[biff85ta]

this is a car site?? Oh shit i thought this was just a bs site.

[Joez88Camaro]

If you put in a BBC would it still be FWD???

[Cashmunson]

i'd big foot over a fiat

[biff85ta]

I saw a tubbed yugo once.

[Joez88Camaro]

Well, I think we semi focus on cars.

[Cashmunson]

oh shit that's 2 pages in a row... who's the man? :thumbup:

[biff85ta]

To bad the rest of it was stock.

[Joez88Camaro]

A serious tubbed yugo????

[biff85ta]

I want to stuff a turbo sbc in a fiero.

[Cashmunson]

haha a tubed yugo... they just reduced the interior space by half

[Cashmunson]

at the cleveland autorama there was a personal vehicle on display for the car show... fiero with a sbc v8

[biff85ta]

Originally posted by Joez88Camaro
A serious tubbed yugo????

Yeah it had tubs in the back and big meats on the stock rear axle to compliment the stock fwd setup up front. :conf:

[Joez88Camaro]

yeah they are FWD, why tub it????

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=2495013505&category=6472


I think u lie!!!!

[Cashmunson]

i'm back on whore track

[biff85ta]

I have ridden in a fiero with a 350 and it seemed pretty fun to me.

[Joez88Camaro]

wait you answered my question before I questioned you meaning that it must have happened and the guy who did it was a moron.


Right??

[Cashmunson]

stock engine and everything? they should have tubbed the front haha

[biff85ta]

Originally posted by Joez88Camaro
yeah they are FWD, why tub it????

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=2495013505&category=6472


I think u lie!!!!

Nope no lie was an oddball thing at street machines years ago. I didn't understand it then and don't know.

[Joez88Camaro]

I want a convertible fiero with a supercharged LS6, that'd be cool.

[Cashmunson]

the fiero was pretty bad, they added a version of a ram air hood on it, it had n2o

[biff85ta]

Originally posted by Joez88Camaro
wait you answered my question before I questioned you meaning that it must have happened and the guy who did it was a moron.


Right?? :thumbup:

[biff85ta]

Originally posted by Joez88Camaro
I want a convertible fiero with a supercharged LS6, that'd be cool.

Where do i sign up to get one. I would go viper hunting.

[Joez88Camaro]

Well figuring some of the wierd rice I've seen anything is possible.

But why must these idiots exist...

[biff85ta]

Could you imagine the look on people faces when you pulled the front wheels with a fiero.

[Joez88Camaro]

Oh yeah, they must exist for our entertainment

[Cashmunson]

puff puff goes the penguins

[biff85ta]

We had rice when I was a kid too. It was called pro street. Most of them had a blower and big tires and not much else.

[Joez88Camaro]

Originally posted by biff85ta
Where do i sign up to get one. I would go viper hunting.

When you win the lotto

[Cashmunson]

shit even the v6 fiero was pretty peppy

[Joez88Camaro]

Originally posted by Cashmunson
puff puff goes the penguins


Actually I think they've dug into the heroin and I need to teach them not to share needles.

At least they'll reproduce fast enough where it won't matter

:thumbup:

[Joez88Camaro]

Man we're post whoring slow

[biff85ta]

I remember the wing on the back of a 69 Camaro that read: Wine em dine em 69 em

[Joez88Camaro]

I need a fast car

[Cashmunson]

my 89 D21 will own all

[Joez88Camaro]

not a crappy TBI camaro, but it handles and takes turns pretty quickly

[biff85ta]

Originally posted by Cashmunson
shit even the v6 fiero was pretty peppy

Yep had two of them both 4 speed cars. I lived to catch an LO3 f-body at the lights.

[Joez88Camaro]

I'm too poor to buy fun shit, damn school

[Cashmunson]

150 hp or so bolted to 5 speed fun

[biff85ta]

I am too now. A wife and kid will do it just as bad as school.

[Joez88Camaro]

You bastard biff, too bad all the ones around here pretty much suck ass

[biff85ta]

Of course i only paid 500 for one of my fiero's.

[Cashmunson]

i can spin the tires at will with my beastly truck

[Joez88Camaro]

that was bad timing too

[biff85ta]

I had to wait three years to get it that cheap though.

[Cashmunson]

i paid 500 for my truck

[biff85ta]

It was even a fastback GT car.

[biff85ta]

It got hit by a semi while I had it though.

[Cashmunson]

maybe i should put my gta engine in the truck... my old neighbor had an old corvette 350/turbo 350 in an 80's isuzu truck... damn thing would haul ass. it was lowered and had nice wide tires... looked bad as hell

[biff85ta]

Moron drug one set of the duals all the way down the passenger side.

[Joez88Camaro]

i can spin the tires in my LO3 camaro when it rains

Making me wonder why the fuck I built the rear suspension on an LO3

[Joez88Camaro]

I hate stupid people, move to california, there are a lot of them here

[biff85ta]

Then he stiffed me on the repairs and all I wanted him to pay for was the parts since it needed paint anyway.

[biff85ta]

The only time my fiero's would do more than chirp was in the wet.

[biff85ta]

I blew up the motor in both of them and ripped the diff out of the transaxle in one.

[Joez88Camaro]

Well, that isn't a good thing, driving on the freeway everyday I see and get involved with a lot of close call.

[biff85ta]

I used to be really hard on cars.

[biff85ta]

My was in a parking lot of a buddies apartment. i got to stand there helpless and watch.

[Joez88Camaro]

I like seeing cars blow up though, it's fun as long as it isn't yours

[biff85ta]

I was so mad i busted my buddies glass which was full of watermelon pucker all over the side of my car.

[Joez88Camaro]

I need a $100 running car to kill, if I had the $100 to waste

[biff85ta]

I had just started drinking (2 sips) and it ruined it for me.

[Joez88Camaro]

Can you blame yourself?

[biff85ta]

Thinking back on it now I should have beat the dude with the first thing i could pick up.

[biff85ta]

267 is mine

[Cashmunson]

man the whoring has picked up

[Joez88Camaro]

Shit, 11 oclock.

I have to leave immediatly, but I will return within the next 24 hours

[biff85ta]

My parent had a Monte carlo with a 267 V8 in it when I was a kid.

[Cashmunson]

that's alright i 0wn3d 2 pages in a row a couple pages ago

[biff85ta]

I wouldn't spin a tire on gravel it was so weak.

[Cashmunson]

shit 267 mise well be a v6

[biff85ta]

I think I am done for the night to I have to get up and go to work in the morning.

[biff85ta]

It would have gotten better gas mileage and it wouldn't have lost any pickup.

[Cashmunson]

man we need to make it to 270 atleast

[Cashmunson]

alright cya later

[biff85ta]

That is three more pages

[biff85ta]

I just don't knkow if I can stay awake that long.

[Cashmunson]

yep sure is

[Cashmunson]

this dialup is killing my post speed

[biff85ta]

Well

[biff85ta]

maybe

[biff85ta]

How about page 268.5

[Cashmunson]

come on 268