Live in Texas and screwed Jeremy's ex? Post up!!!

[Cashmunson]

lol i've seen it man, i was just kidding

[Ragtop89]

I got 5 on it

[redraif]

gonna do some post whoring to saw some pics from a bad disk...see if they will down load...

[redraif]

ok the pic attach is sayng that its not avail

[redraif]

wtf?

[redraif]

why will it not let me attach a pic...page can't be displayed

[redraif]

grrrrrr

[redraif]

wow alone again

[redraif]

won'yt let me on tgo either....or cardomain....maybe the disk is that bad!

[redraif]

anyone here?

[redraif]

nope...

[Cargasm]

evidently not.....

[Cargasm]

foolish post whores......

[Cargasm]

I don't think I would ever stoop so low as to simply post....

[Cargasm]

....for the sheer joy of doing so.

[redraif]

mine

[Cargasm]

waitaminnit.... I feel strangely drawn to the 'submit reply' button.....

[Cargasm]

It's such a pretty little button....

[Cargasm]

Hello, little button....

[Cargasm]

Damn. I've been sucked in.

[Cargasm]

DAMN THE BUTTON!!!

[Cargasm]

I feel so......easy. So dirty.

[Cargasm]

Flark.

[Cargasm]

I'm too new to need post whore rehab...... or would it be post whorehab?

[Cargasm]

Whorehab... that reminds me of candy....horehound candy. Yum. Such a delicate nasty flavor.

[Cargasm]

I can quit anytime I want....honest.

[Cargasm]

It's 10:32.... time for my daily dose of methaamphetaquaaludamines.

[Cargasm]

Somebody put on the new Drive-By Truckers cd... I need some southern rock to go with my pill..... and my lovely button.

[Cargasm]

I think the button has a subliminal message.... it makes one feel an irresistable need to post. Look closely at it...

[Cargasm]

...it says, 'Submit Reply'. Do you see the key word? 'SUBMIT'. Feel the need.... give in..... submit to the urge to press the button. Over and over. Submit...

[Cargasm]

That concludes my psycho-button-babble for the morning.

[Cargasm]

I hate the button.... I give, and give, and give, but does it give anything back? Do I feel needed? NO!! It just sits there, all nonchalant. Like a cat. Damn cat-button. Well, I don't need it either!

[Cargasm]

Jeebus Christmas!!!! I've been posting too much...

[Cargasm]

I think I may be hooked.

[Cargasm]

Perhaps I should search for something of substance to post.

[Cargasm]

Pretty pictures, maybe?

[Cargasm]

Witty witticisms?

[Cargasm]

Tried and true household remedies to common illnesses?

[Cargasm]

Updated links to current events reports?

[Cargasm]

DAMMIT! Still the same page!!

[Cargasm]

How many posts does it take to turn the damn page?!?!

[Cargasm]

Ummm.... oh.

[sc1twntrbo]

who are all these people wanting to be whores

[cheyenne383]

I dont know. you started it. :finger:

[sc1twntrbo]

waa what

[cheyenne383]

I was undisputed until you started trying to oust me. Don't make me go get ADV2, mo' fucka.

[sc1twntrbo]

im not scared

[ADV2]

You will be, I have the duck army at my beck and call.

[ADV2]

As soon as they get back. :ugh:

[ADV2]

I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!!!!!!!

[ADV2]

I am from Aksarben, the capitol of duckland and my homeland.

[ADV2]

I am here to strike vengence down upon thee.

[ADV2]

With great vengence and furious anger.

[ADV2]

SAY WHAT AGAIN!!!

[DAKULEST]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, the duck guys gonna kick your ass. :kiki:

[Cargasm]

What?

[cheyenne383]

I still own this thread. :efinger:

[Cargasm]

Aflac....

[cheyenne383]

I will defend it with smilies if I have to. :esquint:

[cheyenne383]

Cargasm, you a bartender?

[cheyenne383]

I miss bartending, if I wasn't in a college town now, I'd do it again.

[Cargasm]

yup

[sc1twntrbo]

ehh

[cheyenne383]

College town bartending = a lot more work and a lot less money

[Cargasm]

a college town can't be much worse than a resort town...

[cheyenne383]

Tourist bartending = teh moneys

[Cargasm]

shit, who am I kidding... I used to be in college. Tourism is much better.

[cheyenne383]

Atlanta was great, I made 3-4 a night and had a fairly easy crowd.

[cheyenne383]

College kids will rack up a $70 and leave you 5 bucks, and all 70 was "the strongest shot you got"

[cheyenne383]

Bastards

[cheyenne383]

Can I have a Red headed slut, go heavy on the jager. ;)

[Cargasm]

I saw that kind of cash in season, maybe double that for Bartenders week (only the one week, tho).... right now it's closer to 2 a day. I bartend days, so I get to see teh thongage, tho.... :thumbup:

[cheyenne383]

Are you going to leave me a dollar for a round of 7 shots? I have to use 2 tins and it takes like 5 minutes away from me helping my regulars that leave me 10 on 10 all the time. Sure, I'd love to help you. :roll:

[cheyenne383]

I hate days in Atlanta, creapy people and alcoholic businessmen are all that come in.

[cheyenne383]

Nights in the back bar = nekkid chicks dancing on the bar. :D

[Cargasm]

Sundays suck, tho..... lots of Cubans down from Miami and the tips are horrible. (Got nothing against Cubans, and I don't usually stereotype.... but thus far it's the truth) Super busy and I'm lucky to clear 3%-4% of my sales in tips. There have been a few Cubans who have proven me wrong.... but by and large it seems to be a weak tipping crowd.

[cheyenne383]

3-4% FUCK!!!! If I don't clear 25%, I'm pissed.

[Cargasm]

nekkid chicks are our friends.... :eek:

[cheyenne383]

Eh, black people and rednecks are the worst tippers. I'm a bumpkin, so I understand when I don't get good service, I can't blame them. :shrug:

[TMoNeE]

cheap ass bastages

[cheyenne383]

Originally posted by Cargasm
nekkid chicks are our friends.... :eek:

:true:

[cheyenne383]

Welp, I'm off to lunch.... whore with ya later. :wavey:

[Cargasm]

I know how you feel..... 25% would be a dream come true ANY day for me. I usually clear 10%-15% ($2-4K day with no barback) on any day besides Sunday.

[Cargasm]

Hasta

[MrDude_1]

.

[cheyenne383]

MrDude_1 18 :squint:

[cheyenne383]

You know you like it. :finger:

[Cargasm]

Well, I'm inclined to take his word... he is an expert on all things gay...

:finger:

[Joez88Camaro]

*Plotting with evil penguins*

[cheyenne383]

Hey now, leave the penguins outa this, dirty mongral. :finger:

[Nick T]

245 pages. Nice job.

[cheyenne383]

You have no idea.

[sc1twntrbo]

i do

[Firebird 383]

I'm ready to put a hold on my current life and go open a bar somewhere tropical.

[redraif]

Originally posted by cheyenne383
I will defend it with smilies if I have to. :esquint:

No I had the smilies defence...you joining my side?

[redraif]

sorry had to do that!

[sc1twntrbo]

this thread has been going downhill for more than 200 pages

[Cargasm]

Originally posted by Firebird 383
I'm ready to put a hold on my current life and go open a bar somewhere tropical.


Nah... if you put your current life on hold, that means that you've gotta go back to it sometime. Just make somewhere tropical your current life... ;)

[sc1twntrbo]

we need to hit page 251 today

[redraif]

BAck onthe subject..like a whore thread has one...

I thought about bartending in college...

[sc1twntrbo]

a corvette pulling a trailer just passed my store

[biff85ta]

Holy shit

[biff85ta]

There are 246 pages of bullshit here.

[biff85ta]

You guys post way too much.

[sc1twntrbo]

woot i own 246`

[biff85ta]

So now I must join in the whoring to increase my post count.

[sc1twntrbo]

bye the end of the day there will be over 250 pages of bull shit

[redraif]

was it ever uphill?

[biff85ta]

I only have 425 posts this just will not do.

[sc1twntrbo]

really

[redraif]

When is the end of the day?

[biff85ta]

If I don't start whoring it up this thread will have more pages than I have posts.

[redraif]

When the sun sets...

[biff85ta]

Whenever I go to sleep is the end of the day for me.

[sc1twntrbo]

by midnight. is the end of the day

[redraif]

Which coast?

[sc1twntrbo]

but i mean mby 7 pm cst becasue thats when im off of work

[biff85ta]

Wow this post whoring thing is nowhere near as hard as i thought it would be.

[sc1twntrbo]

harvest hill make a right

[biff85ta]

You just type and hit submit reply.

[Cargasm]

There it is again... SUBMIT!!!!!!

[biff85ta]

So is there anything on any of the other 245 pages worth reading?

[biff85ta]

Or is it all stupid shit like I am typing now??

[biff85ta]

Not that I car or would bother to read it.

[biff85ta]

Care not car

[biff85ta]

I really should fix the heater core in my car.

[Cargasm]

...and bartending=best.work.evar

[biff85ta]

But I am LAZY and it isn't cold here yet.

[biff85ta]

So does the horsefucker post in here??

[biff85ta]

Or is this a horsefucker free zone.

[Cargasm]

Better than a horsefreeker fuck zone....

[sc1twntrbo]

i hate it when dumb people think they know cars

[biff85ta]

I saw a gullwing mercedes once.

[biff85ta]

The guy bought cheap pizza's and put them in that beautiful car.

[redraif]

back...had to help mom unload the car

[Cargasm]

I'm never good at weboggle.....

[rubyred]

so we made ladybugs out of felt today in physics, how is that physics? i don't know - but i love my major! :)

[redraif]

It sounds more like art class in elem school...too funny

[redraif]

Could you immagine how long this thread would be if McD was dumb enough to post here?

[biff85ta]

If you throw them across the room then its physics.

[redraif]

We would be at 500 pages

[rubyred]

well i'm an early childhood education major...so that could be why :raz:

[biff85ta]

It would be just page after page of the word HORSEFUCKER.

[Firebird 383]

Originally posted by biff85ta
Wow this post whoring thing is nowhere near as hard as i thought it would be... You just type and hit submit reply.

You're good.

But can you figure out how to post random pics too?


http://www.thesunmachine.net/image_archive/archive/july03/383723.1.jpg

[redraif]

Makes sence....

[rubyred]

we dont ever really do anything "physics" related...we made roller coasters with hot wheels cars, that's about it

[birdman]

REDRAIFS CAR LOKS A LITTLE LIKE A LADYBUG TO ME

[redraif]

On the McD thing....the htread problably would ahve ended since everyone would get so sick of him!

[birdman]

LOOKS THAT IS -----I'M AN EARLY CHILDHOOD SPELING MAJOR

[biff85ta]

Originally posted by Firebird 383
You're good.

But can you figure out how to post random pics too?


http://www.thesunmachine.net/image_archive/archive/july03/383723.1.jpg

Yes

http://www.mtfba.org/forum/images/uploads/MTFBA%20Member%20Albums/biff85ta/355.jpg

[biff85ta]

See I can do it.

[biff85ta]

Hey

[biff85ta]

Where did everyone go??

[Cargasm]

Originally posted by redraif
On the McD thing....the htread problably would ahve ended since everyone would get so sick of him!

Feeling a touch lysdexic today, are we? :D

[biff85ta]

Do I smell bad or something??

[biff85ta]

ANOTHER INTERESTING THING ABOUT THE HUMAN MIND
it sure looks weird but Believe it or not you can read it.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer inwaht oredr
the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist
and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a
porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and
I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt!

[biff85ta]

Isn't that some wierd shit.

[biff85ta]

COme on guys I wanna hit 50 posts today.

[biff85ta]

oopd 500

[Cargasm]

Zounds!

[biff85ta]

Maybe tommorow I will try to own a page or three.

[biff85ta]

Oh well so much for waiting for tommorow page 248 is mine bitches.

[Cargasm]

s'okay...244 and 247 are mine!

[redraif]

Originally posted by birdman
REDRAIFS CAR LOKS A LITTLE LIKE A LADYBUG TO ME

Sorry got lost in some v-6 exhaust research...

Ladybug????

[biff85ta]

You can research exhaust for a V6???

[birdman]

if it had black dots on it...

[biff85ta]

Then it would just look stupid.

[Cargasm]

definitely need black dots in order to research v6 exhaust....

[sc1twntrbo]

i think so

[birdman]

these are not my black dots...

[birdman]

cargasm that car looks GOOOD btw

[Cargasm]

spanks :cool:

[redraif]

Originally posted by biff85ta
You can research exhaust for a V6???

Well I was trying too, but it turns out I have again exceeded most of the known areas of v-6dom...

[redraif]

Bunch of what sounds the best...blah blah! then the v-8 guys saying its a 6 why bother....blah, blah!

[sc1twntrbo]

jsut throw a turbo on there

[redraif]

I would like some performance advise on what exhaust would be best to run w/ the 3.4 since the stock 2.8 exhaust is way too restrictive!

[cheyenne383]

Originally posted by redraif
No I had the smilies defence...you joining my side?

No, you stole the smilie war idea from me, check out page 41 or so, I don't remember. But I SO did it first. :squint:

[cheyenne383]

Corsa headers and Dynomax catback. :finger:

[redraif]

But no one can really say...I ahve exceeded them

[MrDude_1]

Originally posted by redraif
I would like some performance advise on what exhaust would be best to run w/ the 3.4 since the stock 2.8 exhaust is way too restrictive!

the kind with a turbo on it is prefered.


btw, did you REALLY have a 20 second dial in, or was that a photoshop?

[cheyenne383]

If you ask another tech question in this thread, I will be forced to ban you.

[biff85ta]

Oh you are doing research on thirdgen.

[biff85ta]

Next time just hit your head on the wall it will get the same results.

[MrDude_1]

Originally posted by biff85ta
Next time just hit your head on the wall it will get the same results.


DO A SEARCH! THIS HAS BEEN DISCUSSED BEFORE!!! [lock]

[cheyenne383]

:true:

[redraif]

Originally posted by cheyenne383
No, you stole the smilie war idea from me, check out page 41 or so, I don't remember. But I SO did it first. :squint:

Well its not like I read that far back! Sheesh...truce we had the same original idea, you just proposed it first! So we shall band in the smilies defence!

[biff85ta]

I heard those STS exhaust are good for a few extra ponies.

[cheyenne383]

No, I don't like you, you automatically die from friendly fire. :gfight:

[cheyenne383]

BWaahahahahahahaa

[cheyenne383]

http://www.morphcore.de/shot.gif <----- this is red.

[cheyenne383]

I ate the dead red. http://www.liquidninjas.com/bbs/images/smilies/general/new_kodomagnam.gif

[cheyenne383]

And I blastede the dookie with my AK, nigga http://www.liquidninjas.com/bbs/images/smilies/klan/gunny.gif

[redraif]

Originally posted by MrDude_1
the kind with a turbo on it is prefered.


btw, did you REALLY have a 20 second dial in, or was that a photoshop?

God it was true, but the car was running for shit...no mods...coding...the freaking bottom end was in shambles...Cam worn...too much endplay in the freaking distrubuter, which needed a rebuild bad...timing needed to be bumped up badly...Not balanced at all from a shoty dealer ship rebuild...blah, blah, blah...

Never bragged about...just used it to show how bad it was when we started...

[redraif]

Originally posted by cheyenne383
http://www.morphcore.de/shot.gif <----- this is red.

Never! you wish! :finger:

[cheyenne383]

BUY A NEW CAR!!!!!!!

[biff85ta]

New cars are too expensive.

[redraif]

Oh I asked no tech ? just stated what I was doing!

[cheyenne383]

You asked for exhaust shit, now please leave this thread before you make it hurt anymore. :tear:

[cheyenne383]

Women always ruin everything. :cry:

[cheyenne383]

:efinger:

[biff85ta]

Cheyenne quit being a whiney bitch.

[redraif]

New cars have computers that do too much.

[redraif]

They code adn you have to go to the dealer & pay $85 to find out the gas cap was not on tight enough and that was why you failed emissions!

[redraif]

Then you can't mod them because the computer controls everything...

[biff85ta]

That is what editing software is for.

[biff85ta]

If I was to buy anything new it would be a motorcycle.

[redraif]

Originally posted by redraif
Sorry got lost in some v-6 exhaust research...

Originally posted by biff85ta
You can research exhaust for a V6???

Originally posted by redraif
Well I was trying too, but it turns out I have again exceeded most of the known areas of v-6dom...

Originally posted by redraif
Bunch of what sounds the best...blah blah! then the v-8 guys saying its a 6 why bother....blah, blah!

Originally posted by sc1twntrbo
jsut throw a turbo on there

Originally posted by redraif
I would like some performance advise on what exhaust would be best to run w/ the 3.4 since the stock 2.8 exhaust is way too restrictive!

This must be where you miss took me….I was not asking advise from you guys in this thread…I was stated what I was trying to do, what I was looking to achieve, but researching…got it…good…I would never mess up a perfectly good post whore thread with anything technical…sheesh!

Get mad at biff for asking ?s…I was just going to leave it at the first comment

[redraif]

Originally posted by biff85ta
That is what editing software is for.

but costs a fortune and it voids the warrenty if they ever found out...communists!

[cheyenne383]

Originally posted by biff85ta
Cheyenne quit being a whiney bitch.

:tear:

[redraif]

had to put in my famous quotes

[biff85ta]

I have a better idea he can just get over himself and get on with the postwhoring.

[cheyenne383]

Red, I was joking. If you haven't noticed, I answer a lot of tech questions over here. I just don't like to admit it. :D

[redraif]

553+ posts

[cheyenne383]

Originally posted by biff85ta
I have a better idea he can just get over himself and get on with the postwhoring.

You told me not to leave a week ago. :conf:

[redraif]

Originally posted by cheyenne383
Red, I was joking. If you haven't noticed, I answer a lot of tech questions over here. I just don't like to admit it. :D

Well I have gotten to the point where I just say stuff when I post here whatever comes in my head.

[redraif]

Now if I was asking a tech question it would have looked like this

http://www.thirdgen.org/techbb2/showthread.php?s=&threadid=264357

[cheyenne383]

I haven't :ugh:

[redraif]

Now that is a tech ?

[biff85ta]

Originally posted by cheyenne383
You told me not to leave a week ago. :conf:

What part of get on with the postwhoring did you not understand?? :conf:

[redraif]

no fair crashing either...or I will post it again in secret!

[cheyenne383]

:nuts:

[redraif]

this can be seen as post whoring...

[cheyenne383]

Muahahahaha, page 250. :finger:

[redraif]

giving us some material

[redraif]

Its all in how many threads you can get out of one subject

[redraif]

or sentence!

[redraif]

:D

[redraif]

See we got to 250!

[redraif]

now its hump time...gots to get to 251, just becasue we can!

[cheyenne383]

1 subject, or 6000+ posts of random shit?

[redraif]

lets overachive

[redraif]

why not

[cheyenne383]

It's hump time? :whack:

[redraif]

either or

[redraif]

whatever works

[mcdamits horse]

wow sluth... i hear i gota geth 100 postyth b4 i cna get a pikkturree... here i goth!!! ahahahreaaarehehehe

[redraif]

hehehe

[mcdamits horse]

foty eigthth moe

[redraif]

good lord...could you even imagine

[redraif]

no dinner yet...you guys eaten?

[redraif]

have to go help open a hood soon

[cheyenne383]

Red, if you can beat my 3679 posts by the end of today, I'll give you a dollar.

[mcdamits horse]

whoeerrrrreeererere reaahahahahahahahah i hav nothinth to tthayyy.... weeeeeeee

[biff85ta]

The FUCKING horse is in here too????????????????

[redraif]

hopefully be of house duty soon and can go have a life

[redraif]

so now what

[cheyenne383]

Time for dinner :wavey:

[mcdamits horse]

and ill give you a horthey ride... yayayaayaaa

[redraif]

llike 1 dollar is worth it

[cheyenne383]

bbq :yum: