Live in Texas and screwed Jeremy's ex? Post up!!!

[cheyenne383]

Okay, I'll prolly be tired by then.

[Firebird 383]

Geez, you've got 65 cars and an enclosed trailer.

"Are you on the job" [/Jay]

edit: actually, it was the california dealer TO jay. Sorry about the misquote (before all the Smith fans jump on me)

[cheyenne383]

I'm there, man.

[DiabolicalZ]

congrats d00d

[cheyenne383]

Originally posted by Firebird 383
Geez, you've got 65 cars and an enclosed trailer.

"Are you on the job" [/Jay]

I've only got 4 as of this weekend.

[cheyenne383]

But the trailer sucks now, because I don't have anything to pull it with.

[cheyenne383]

Damn I miss my dually.

[Firebird 383]

You should let your ex drive them and then you'll have none.


Bwahahahaahhaahaha

[cheyenne383]

I went to the ghetto in Atlanta and a prostitute jumped in my truck at a stop light.

[cheyenne383]

She wouldn't get out until I pulled out my pistol, then she saw that I was serious.

[Firebird 383]

It's funny. My wife didn't know what a dually was (there aren't many around here). When we went to Arkansas, I pointed them out left and right to her.



edit: Ha! Pissed in your Cheerios.

[cheyenne383]

Originally posted by Firebird 383
You should let your ex drive them and then you'll have none.


Bwahahahaahhaahaha

The Blazer I drive used to be hers, she wrecked it twice. The front bumper is still uneven. :rolleyes:

[cheyenne383]

Originally posted by Firebird 383
edit: Ha! Pissed in your Cheerios.

Meh, I just had Cool Ranch Doritos and Queso Dip, you ca keep the Cheerios.

[KuruptGTA]

Dirty cheerio pisser.

[Firebird 383]

Shit, we're at 511 replies. I'll bet there's not too many posts this long on 3GO.

The good part is you can post all kinds of stupid shit in here because nobody is ever going to take the time and weed through it 2 years down the road.

Although the RENTACOCK thread was pretty long and I plan on going back and reading it once and a while when I need a laugh.

[KuruptGTA]

Originally posted by cheyenne383
Meh,

WTF is that. I never heard that until this dude from PA moved into my apartment....student housing rules.... :roll:

[cheyenne383]

I dunno, I say it a helluva lot though.

[cheyenne383]

I read this at like 300 posts and didn't feel all that fullfilled, so lets bad mouth Dude, GK, and IROC.

[cheyenne383]

I can actually print my name, address, and phone number... no one will ever find it.

[KuruptGTA]

Interesting.....He sounds like a fucking cat....I don't know whether to smack him or scratch behind his ears.....

[cheyenne383]

What the fuck are you even saying?

[cheyenne383]

Whiskey bottles, and brand new cars. Oak tree you're in my way,

[cheyenne383]

OoOo, that smell. OoOo that smell. The smell of gas around you.

[DiabolicalZ]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=meh&r=f

[cheyenne383]

good stuff

[cheyenne383]

I was going to posta bunch of shit that I didn't want anyone to know, but y'all disappeared on my ass. WTF?

[Firebird 383]

Sorry, I actually had to work for a second.

Whew. I need a raise.

[cheyenne383]

I am cool.

[Firebird 383]

I think a mod should change the title of the "Indian Larry is Dead" thread to:

"Indian Larry - Still Dead"

[cheyenne383]

Originally posted by Firebird 383
Ha! Pissed in your Cheerios.

I don't eat cheerios, you pissed in your own bowl.

[cheyenne383]

Is he still dead?

[cheyenne383]

Why is it, every time I got in to the bathroom, the same creery foreign guy is in there?

[cheyenne383]

And he always tries to talk to me while I'm peeing.

[cheyenne383]

I swear, next time he talks to me in the bathroom, I'm gonna pee on him.

[Firebird 383]

Is it fez? Is he eating junkfood while he pisses?

[Firebird 383]

Does he try and look at mister winkie?

[cheyenne383]

Nah, he's german sounding and he just "happens" to be in there while I am. It's really starting to creep me out.

[cheyenne383]

No, if he was to try for winky, I'd already have killed him. I'm a crazy homophobe.

[ADV1]

Im back!!! look out Fuckers!!!

[Firebird 383]

Speaking of homos...

[KuruptGTA]

ask him if he'd like a taste of your German sausage

EDIT: and I ownz page 19 BIAATCCCHHHHAAHHH!

[Firebird 383]

Bwahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa


Wow, Kurupt, look at you. Owning the old-school way.

[cheyenne383]

It was funny, and he's the one who wants all the insults.

[cheyenne383]

Just like Kenny asking for BS and getting pissed off when we give him some.

[cheyenne383]

Aric, you check your PM's yet? :booty:

[Firebird 383]

Kenny is just confused. His mom did acid while she was pregnant.

[Firebird 383]

Not hits of acid.

She did sulfuric acid. That shit fucks you up.

[cheyenne383]

Originally posted by Firebird 383
That shit fucks you up.

:true:

[ADV1]

Yeah I checked it thanks Mang!!!

[ADV1]

That was pretty funny Firebird...

[ADV1]

gave me a good laugh!

[ADV1]

I'm just so emotional right now that my little post has gone over 500... isn't it beutifull???

[cheyenne383]

YAY YAY!!! :booty:

[KuruptGTA]

Originally posted by cheyenne383
Just like Kenny asking for BS and getting pissed off when we give him some.

Who get's all pissed off . ME? BTW, that's really funny that I owned that. :lmao:

[KuruptGTA]

Yeah, good job dude

[KuruptGTA]

Can't believe it's made it this far. is it a record yet or what?

[KuruptGTA]

Man this dude here is so annoying.....He's like 5'3 (if that) his nickname is Skeelo, (wishes he was a little taller) Talksa bout the most retarded shit....:slap:

[KuruptGTA]

:lmao: he read that....."Bro, what are you talking about?" I'm not retarded.

[KuruptGTA]

Blah he walked away. If you guys see a new troll (probably skee or skeelo, or bald headed short dirty ass bastard) just make fun of him.

[KuruptGTA]

i'm gonna get a pic. BRB.

[Firebird 383]

Wow, we're gonna have 20 pages of complete bullshit pretty soon. I don't know if it's an accomplishment, but it's something.

[cheyenne383]

I'm going to PM all the birthday folk.

[Firebird 383]

I never look at the bottom of the page where the birthdays are.

Someone remind me that it's my birthday in February when I'm down there on the bottom with the birthday peoplez. I want to have that "I AM SOMEBODY" moment a'la Steve Martin in the Jerk.

[KuruptGTA]

Here goes

[KuruptGTA]

There's his dirty ass right there.

[Firebird 383]

I dig the Bobby Brown headset. How do you work with all that fluorescent light gleaming off that dome?

[cheyenne383]

Whos dirty ass, it looks like a bald head to me.

[Firebird 383]

Your workplace reminds me of Office Space.

[cheyenne383]

um....yeah...about those TPS reports....

[cheyenne383]

did you get the memo?

[Firebird 383]

I'm gonna have to go ahead and ask you to move your desk...

To PAGE 20!

[cheyenne383]

I'm going to burn the biulding down...if y'all don't let me own at least one page today. DAMN IT!!

[KuruptGTA]

:lmao: yeah. It's areally good company though. I'll post pics of the breakroom later. I love having a cameraphone, instant crappy pic access....dude, he is a dirty ass. NO ONE goes in the restroom after his lunch break.....and it's a big room...:(

[cheyenne383]

eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww! It's kenny's dad!

[Firebird 383]

Originally posted by cheyenne383
I'm going to burn the biulding down...if y'all don't let me own at least one page today. DAMN IT!!

Just post new threads... you'll always own Page ONE!

:)

[KuruptGTA]

I'll see if I can sneak by and get a face shot..... doo-doo-doo-doo...doo-doo-dow-dow-dow..... mission impossible theme[on]

[KuruptGTA]

Originally posted by Firebird 383
Just post new threads... you'll always own Page ONE!

:)
::D smartass

[cheyenne383]

Originally posted by Firebird 383
Just post new threads... you'll always own Page ONE!

:)

I know, but how many times can you proclaim owning page 23?

[cheyenne383]

NOTE TO SELF: don't eat cool ranch doritos with queso dip, the smell is not worth the taste.

[KuruptGTA]

BRB....If i don't make it back alive in 5....DON't SEND KENNY after me. :powpow:

[KuruptGTA]

:D

[cheyenne383]

I wish I knew kenny's password, I'd troll with his screen name and piss him off real good.

[Firebird 383]

It's probably something easy to guess... like momwhore.

[Firebird 383]

Why is his SN Kennys91TransAm when he has a regular Firebird and not a Trans Am?

Wannabe.

[KuruptGTA]

:shrug: everyone needs to feel spethial. :lmao:

[cheyenne383]

'cause he's a gayboy.

[KuruptGTA]

sorry, not :lmao: more of a :chuckle:

[KuruptGTA]

BTW, mission accomplished. BRB to upload PIC>

[KuruptGTA]

oh, my GF just msged me....fucking roomate has his GF puppy in the house.... BAsTard....:powpow:

[KuruptGTA]

still waiting to upload.....fucking dog smells like her, and pees all over. He's gonna die (the roomate) when I get home

[KuruptGTA]

Finally....brbr

[Firebird 383]

We need pics of the roommate's girlfriend.

[Firebird 383]

And the puppy.

[Firebird 383]

Do you have any peanut butter at home?

[cheyenne383]

It's

[cheyenne383]

my

[KuruptGTA]

Here ya go.....:puke:

[cheyenne383]

turn

[cheyenne383]

assholes

[KuruptGTA]

He said he used to take 'roids.....

[cheyenne383]

fuck

[KuruptGTA]

:shrug:

[KuruptGTA]

yeah, he uuuugggglllyyyyy

[cheyenne383]

HHeellll ffuucckkiinn'' yyeeaahh!

[Firebird 383]

Did he mean hemmorhoids?

[KuruptGTA]

good job guy! :drama:

[cheyenne383]

altoids?

[cheyenne383]

I value my jimdog too much to take steriods.

[KuruptGTA]

I dunno. He's a shit talker....he said he could dunk too.... I asked if he needed a coffee cup and a doughnut ....he just looked at me funny while i walked away....:chuckle:

[cheyenne383]

*sad* I looked at one of the college humor erection election pics and my first thought when seeing the shaved cooter with permanant marker writing was "thats going to get infected" *sad*

[Firebird 383]

Well, I've got all the work done that I'm gonna do today :lmao:

I'm outta here- see ya tomorrow.

[KuruptGTA]

later man. I've still got 3 more hours of post who....work :thumbup:

[cheyenne383]

Take it easy, I'm about to jet myself!

[KuruptGTA]

later dude.

[KuruptGTA]

blbahlbahblahba

[KuruptGTA]

Aight. I want page 22 of this one....here we go kids

[KuruptGTA]

TIIIMMMMYYYYYY

[KuruptGTA]

PAAGGEEE @@ (22)

[cheyenne383]

Keep it up, I'll be back after my night class and my date, prolly like 2-3 am my time.

[KuruptGTA]

ALAKAZIIZIZAMAAMM FUCK. PONE CALL

[KuruptGTA]

damnn

[cheyenne383]

I might as well interupt

[cheyenne383]

While I have a couple of minutes.

[cheyenne383]

Only 8 to go!

[cheyenne383]

7

[cheyenne383]

6

[KuruptGTA]

Anyone own yet?

[cheyenne383]

5

[KuruptGTA]

c'mon raar

[cheyenne383]

4

[cheyenne383]

3

[KuruptGTA]

dick

[KuruptGTA]

:finger: thought you left. :

[cheyenne383]

HAHAHAHA, you fucked up my count, but I still won!!!!!

[KuruptGTA]

that'll teach me to actually work around here.

[cheyenne383]

You can have 23, I gotta run.

[cheyenne383]

Only 25 to go!

[KuruptGTA]

sigh....man. I think I"m gonna go snap pictures of some chicks around the office....wait. Damn. Can't.....fuckin' Irene. "want a special project? Are you bored Marc? If I was fucking that bored, I'd go home...... alaka-ZAM! I'm gone.

[ADV1]

Where are the pics man???

[KuruptGTA]

pics of Skeelo are there. I can't take a pic of his GF, I never see the bitch. She's only over when him and I aren't there...kinda funny

[TMoNeE]

pics pics pics pics pics

[sc1twntrbo]

dont promis the pics without delivering

[cheyenne383]

We want pics of naked girls. Nothing more, nothing less.

[sc1twntrbo]

i have to agree

[cumstang02]

I heard naked chicks, whos gott'em.

[cumstang02]

i think my next phone will be a camera phone

[cumstang02]

how much longer until page 23

[cumstang02]

i

[cumstang02]

want

[cumstang02]

to

[cumstang02]

own

[cumstang02]

a

[cumstang02]

page

[cumstang02]

it this it

[cumstang02]

this it

[cumstang02]

is this it then

[cumstang02]

maybe this one

[cumstang02]

could be this one

[cumstang02]

i quit

[cumstang02]

i lied

[cumstang02]

i have all day computer

edit - WOOOOHOOO this is my page

[sc1twntrbo]

you need help. your worse than me

[cheyenne383]

YAY YAY, congradulations!!!

[sc1twntrbo]

post whores unite. we should all wwhore anothjer sight and see who gets banned first

[TMoNeE]

hrmm... thx for making me part of your sig... makes me feel spayshull

[ADV1]

Now I'm pissed cause I'm not in his sig :(

[cheyenne383]

Your welcome and I'm sorry.

[KuruptGTA]

OOOHHHHH, 666 posts, sorry that's too evil, gotta bump it a little past that.

[KuruptGTA]

ahhhhh! Now I"ve got 606, that's 60 away from 666 RUN! :powpow:

[KuruptGTA]

One more for luck. :drama:

[cheyenne383]

I was the 666th post :bang:

[KuruptGTA]

It's :bang: and you're crazy. :eek:

[cheyenne383]

I am crazy insane.

[cheyenne383]

I feel stupid, and contegeous.

[cheyenne383]

I LOVE FREE POST FRIDAYS!!!!

[KuruptGTA]

:yup: :yup: :yup: :yup: :yup: :yup:
:yup: :yup: :yup: :yup: :yup:
:yup: :yup: :yup: :yup:
:yup: :yup: :yup:
:yup: :yup:
:yup:


:yup: free post fridaaaaayyyyy! :yup:



Isn't everyday freepost friday for us though? :D

[cheyenne383]

:) :o: ;) :cool: :mad: :conf: :finger: :cry: :doh: :gay: :haha: :bang: :tongue: :loser: :shrug: :tdown: :uzi: :wtf: :hubba: :esquint: :efinger: :ugh: :wiggle: :shocked: :tweak: :elaugh: :gives: :werd: :owned: :baby: :bravo: :growl: :kickass: :sucks: :boohoo: :group: :crossed: :ewave: :tear: :hapsad: :google: :drama: :true: :plzdie: :end: :gfight: :kiki: :nuts: :jerkit: :ugh2: :eek2: :ripped: :liar: :slap: :lastweek :hellno: :drunk: :bow: :rant: :disgust: :whack: :pfinger: :powpow: :chuckle: :torch: :yum: :whip: :poke: :zzz: :yup: :wavey: :bsflag: :squint: :pukey: :nono: :lmao: :lala: :hail: :gayno: :booty: :thumbup: :angel: :eek: :roll: :raz: :D :(

[cheyenne383]

I just wanted to see what it looked like, and yes, evryday is FREE TOAST day on 3GO!!!

[sc1twntrbo]

this is lame

[cheyenne383]

Yeah, but I still have the most posts out of everyone in this thread. :booty:

[cheyenne383]

And it was always lame, even when you were doing it.

[sc1twntrbo]

whats your point and dont worry today i think im back. at elast for a little bit

[KuruptGTA]

:lmao:

[sc1twntrbo]

im just waitng for coach to put me into the game.

[ADV1]

Seriously... Who has the most posts on this thread???

[sc1twntrbo]

one two three.. not me

[KuruptGTA]

Yeah, Not me, gotta be that Meatball lookin' MOFO....:powpow:

[cheyenne383]

Me, click on the number next to it in the lounge

[KuruptGTA]

FFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAYYYYYY YYYYYYYYY



:yum: applebees :yum:

[cheyenne383]

I got 187, you got 144, or something like that.

[KuruptGTA]

Love me some Honey Boneless BBQ wongs......mmmmmmmmmmmm goood.... and a Brewtus.....24oz of courage.


EDIT: BWAHAHAHAHA TOP of dA paaGGEE is mine.....muwahahahahaha.....muwaahahahhaha....muwa hhahahaaaa... *fartttttt-screeeeeee*.....:eek: I'm done.....

[sc1twntrbo]

damnit i only have 28 i need more

[ADV1]

What???

[ADV1]

FUCKER!!! you have 47 more posts than I do in my own thread!!!

[ADV1]

Well, I can't allow this to happen...

[sc1twntrbo]

i was talkigna bout post. but look at all the people browsing today i havent seen that many people here in a while

[ADV1]

Swallows big gulp of Baja Blast.... Super Whore>>>>> Engaged!!!

[KuruptGTA]

yeah. It is your thread. You've done a fine job, and I'm sorry I had to take it away from you. :finger: It's too much for you to handle now. :powpow: back off!

[sc1twntrbo]

i wanna be a super whore

[cheyenne383]

I'm getting too lazy

[KuruptGTA]

rararararaaaa die baha blast boy....eat this :drama:

[KuruptGTA]

um. I meant this: :torch:

[cheyenne383]

Meh, :lala:

[KuruptGTA]

So did anyone find out if this was a record or what?

[cheyenne383]

:swavey: :wavey: <--- they look funny together.

[KuruptGTA]

I'll give you a meh....right upside the head! :kickass:

[cheyenne383]

It is a record, I looked

[KuruptGTA]

:lmao:

[cheyenne383]

Not really, but I'm pretty sure it is.

[cheyenne383]

I hid stuff in this thread.

[cheyenne383]

Thats funny

[KuruptGTA]

I knew it.....How long has this thing been here. Days? It seems to be a time warp when I post in this....all reality fades, all sense of real time disappears....

[KuruptGTA]

Hid stuff....yeah, I found a penny.....

[KuruptGTA]

Also found a stick ....ewwww smells like poo. Musta came outta Kenny's ass.

[sc1twntrbo]

im hungry were should i get food

[KuruptGTA]

Wonder if anyone is wading through actually reading all this :bs:

[cheyenne383]

FUCK YOU

[cheyenne383]

Fuck your mama!

[KuruptGTA]

:wtf; happened to the bs flag.

[cheyenne383]

Fuck your sister!

[cheyenne383]

But most of all...

[cheyenne383]

FUCK YOU!!!!

[cheyenne383]

ADV1, you suck at ctching up :efinger:

[KuruptGTA]

:finger:

[cheyenne383]

from now on, I am not going to edit the posts I fuck up in this thread, hatds the poinr?

[cheyenne383]

that was not intentional

[cheyenne383]

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! pag 25 is mine, mo' fucka!!!

[KuruptGTA]

hippity hoob blah

[KuruptGTA]

Damn meat ball. :powpow:

[Firebird 383]

Focus. Redraif is here trying to defend her car. Spend your time in the correct thread. :)

[cheyenne383]

I did, she didn't last very long.

[cheyenne383]

It's usually me being the problem with stamina around women :conf:

[KuruptGTA]

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS... MUWNAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[sc1twntrbo]

lol i think she wants your nuts

[cheyenne383]

I did good last night though!!!!

[cheyenne383]

I got like 3 minutes outa the little guy.

[cheyenne383]

NOT REALLY!!!!

[cheyenne383]

it was like 25 seconds.

[cheyenne383]

befroe i started

[cheyenne383]

I opened up two browsers, I am a true whore.

[cheyenne383]

Did y'all see the pic of the girl I posted for while, she is :thumbup:

[cheyenne383]

And she likes me :conf:

[Firebird 383]

Wow, you truly are a post whore.

[cheyenne383]

I gotta bury that stamina comment, somebdy HELP!!!!!

[Firebird 383]

Yeah, did you fuck that up by nailing her on the first date, or are you going to get to go back for more?

[Firebird 383]

Originally posted by cheyenne383
I gotta bury that stamina comment, somebdy HELP!!!!!

Just go edit it a'la RENTACOCK.

You can change it to: I went all night. I strong like bull.

[cheyenne383]

Nah, I think it's funny. If I really had trouble I prolly wouldn't joke about it.

[cheyenne383]

I know it works;)

[TMoNeE]

god damn quit whoring

[TMoNeE]

fucking cock head