Live in Texas and screwed Jeremy's ex? Post up!!!

[cumstang02]

where am i

[Joez88Camaro]

now I need to find a pedophile that will give me nutter butters

[cumstang02]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Its mine

[Joez88Camaro]

BASTARDO!!!!! YOU STOLE IT!!!

[cumstang02]

they're there if you look hard enough

[Joez88Camaro]

*must injury cumstang*

[cumstang02]

it was givin to me by the internet gods

[Joez88Camaro]

*searches craiglists for pedophiles with nutter butters*

[cumstang02]

i already fell in piss

[Joez88Camaro]

*finds nothing, searches for pedophiles*

[cumstang02]

i'll give you a nutter butter if you show me a little some some

[Joez88Camaro]

finds girls who offer erotic services that look like they're under 18.


*bookmarks*

[cumstang02]

start calling poeple in the phone book

[Joez88Camaro]

What do you mean some some? I don't do that anymore

[cumstang02]

share the number

[cumstang02]

we're a family :group:

[Joez88Camaro]

Calling people in phone book=bad idea, the cops will actually go to your house and lecture you about prank calling and how it is wrong

[cumstang02]

never had that happen, i'll try it later

[Joez88Camaro]

www.craiglist.org

look under erotic services

:Lmao:

[Joez88Camaro]

correction

craigslist.org

funny shit there

[cumstang02]

if the girls are hot then give them my number

[Joez88Camaro]

but no pedophiles offering candy

:mad:

[rubyred]

:lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala:

[cumstang02]

will do

[Joez88Camaro]

they make you pay

:ripped:

[cumstang02]

:wavey:

[cumstang02]

:booty:

[Joez88Camaro]

Do I have to pay for you rubyred???

[cumstang02]

this is a long day but i get to leave in an hour

[rubyred]

:lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala: :lala:

[cumstang02]

hell yeah you do

[Joez88Camaro]

what's with the smilies???!??!??!

all they do is confuze me!!!!

make it stop!!!!!

[cumstang02]

wOOt she's high class

[Joez88Camaro]

damnit quit stealing my pages! Today is a horrible day on the internet for me!!!

:cries:

[cumstang02]

they got me the page BIOTCH

[rubyred]

Originally posted by Joez88Camaro
Do I have to pay for you rubyred???

depends on how much you're willing to pay ;)

[Joez88Camaro]

???

no habla espanol

[Joez88Camaro]

I've got tree fiddy?????

[cumstang02]

i'll give you 5.00

[cumstang02]

thats my final offer

[cumstang02]

i have posted almost 300 today

[Joez88Camaro]

I'll give you tree fiddy plus umm....

An unused stick of anti-persperant

[Joez88Camaro]

I'm over 100 just today, it's a miracle :eek:

[cumstang02]

Originally posted by Joez88Camaro
I'll give you tree fiddy plus umm....

An unused stick of anti-persperant Take her, you paid to much IMO

[Joez88Camaro]

plus I went from 10th to 6th in the total post whore post count

[rubyred]

3.50 and 5.00? that's all i'm worth?!

[cumstang02]

we are almost half the way to 250

[Joez88Camaro]

Originally posted by cumstang02
Take her, you paid to much IMO

:lmao:

[rubyred]

:cry:

[cumstang02]

ok, you can have my brothers tv

[Joez88Camaro]

Originally posted by rubyred
3.50 and 5.00? that's all i'm worth?!

Hey i'm give you an unused stick of antipersperant too!!!

That's like another $3 on top of my tree fiddy

[cumstang02]

i'll let you give me head

[Joez88Camaro]

damnit your outdoing me!!!

I'll give you two used 225/60/15 tires with no tread

And a stock panhard rod on top of my original offer!

[cumstang02]

my antipersperant has a hair on it

[Joez88Camaro]

I'll give you Mcdamit's horse too!

[cumstang02]

i'll give you a 1985 iroc -z and two 70's motorcycles

[Joez88Camaro]

Originally posted by cumstang02
my antipersperant has a hair on it

You loose!!!

[cumstang02]

hey thats a community horse

[Joez88Camaro]

doesn't that 85 iroc NOT RUN???

:lmao:

[cumstang02]

i'll give you joes camaro

[cumstang02]

and it is missing everything now but shhhhhhhh

[Joez88Camaro]

I'll shave off my pubes and make a chia pet out of them and give it to you for christmas

[Joez88Camaro]

AHH!!!!

Bastardo!!! X4858395

[rubyred]

Originally posted by Joez88Camaro
And a stock panhard rod on top of my original offer!

i dont even know what that is :conf:

[cumstang02]

Damn, i already shaved all mine

[Joez88Camaro]

and now I must go!!!

fug!!!!!

[cumstang02]

Another is mine BIOTCHES

[cumstang02]

haha leave then pussy go home

[Joez88Camaro]

Originally posted by rubyred
i dont even know what that is :conf:

What about the pubic hair chia pet??

Doesn't that turn you on and least 1 bit???

[cumstang02]

loser and a quitter

[Joez88Camaro]

school sux for this exact reason

[cumstang02]

i think she is hot for you but she is dating cheyenne

[cumstang02]

i go at 8 in the am

[cumstang02]

fucking cheyenne took her love away from me

[rubyred]

Originally posted by cumstang02
i think she is hot for you but she is dating cheyenne

i am not, he wants greany

[cumstang02]

i think we all do

[cumstang02]

she is a hottie just like you

[cumstang02]

but i haven't seen her in a bikini yet and i will see you soon

[cumstang02]

i think all the girls on here are hot

[cumstang02]

Who woulda thunk it

[cumstang02]

usually girls that are into cars are fugly

[rubyred]

ha...right

[cumstang02]

Right what, i will see you naked soon right, pleeeeeeze

[rubyred]

i know nothing about cars...i dont know why i'm here really

[cumstang02]

:yup:

[cumstang02]

because you want to make sure that we are being nice

[cumstang02]

you have such a good heart

[rubyred]

and i'm stalking you

[cumstang02]

my goal for the day was to get this up to about 225 pages and i have done that

[cumstang02]

i wish you where stalking me

[cumstang02]

i'd have one hell of a hot stalker

[cumstang02]

i should be stalking you tig ole bidies

[cumstang02]

:baby:

[cumstang02]

^hahaha

[cumstang02]

i think this is going to be a long page without anyone talking to me

[cumstang02]

:drama:

[rubyred]

well done grasshopper

[cumstang02]

:gfight:

[cumstang02]

:gayno:

[cumstang02]

thank you

[cumstang02]

i think i am eating chili's tonight

[cumstang02]

i think i am taking the ex out tonight

[cumstang02]

we have to talk about "our son"

[rubyred]

i think you should stalk me...it might be fun to have a stalker

[cumstang02]

he must have been bad or told on me

[cumstang02]

i would but your roommate would get real jealous

[cumstang02]

i think she likes your boytoy adam

[cumstang02]

he and her talk all the time

[cumstang02]

I'd be pissed and sleep with one of adams friends like ummmm me.

[rubyred]

told on you for what?

[cumstang02]

that'll learn him

[cumstang02]

going out and leaving him at grandma's

[cumstang02]

i don't do it often but i can happen from time to time

[rubyred]

doesn't she do the same thing?

[cumstang02]

plus, my son is a liar

[cumstang02]

no, but i tell everyone she does

[cumstang02]

I'm sure she does everyone needs time to their self

[cumstang02]

i use that time to crank one out

[cumstang02]

adam should be home soon and he will continue with the whoring

[cumstang02]

i need to know that i leave this thread in good hands

[rubyred]

thanks for sharing

[cumstang02]

This will be my last page for the night

[cumstang02]

you stole my page

[rubyred]

:)

[cumstang02]

and didn't even bragg about it

[cumstang02]

thats hurtful

[cumstang02]

ok, time to play else where

[cumstang02]

:wavey:

[rubyred]

yeah i'm tired of posting and talking to you on IM...it's kinda pointless if no one else is posting

[cumstang02]

i agree

[Cashmunson]

hmmm i leave and it's page 220, i come back and you guys have whored on through 10 more pages... damn whores

[Evil Cartman]

:whored: err :werd:

[redraif]

Wow I guess I lit a fire under you guys...geez gone for a few hours and dang!

[redraif]

Well figured I would stop in before bed...see where the post whored to today! 230 .... almost there!

[redraif]

Dude I must so pick the dead hours

[redraif]

:wavey:

[Joez88Camaro]

You suck at post whoring redraif

[Joez88Camaro]

So there

[Joez88Camaro]

and my avatar is better then your's too.

[Joez88Camaro]

I've also learned it's easier to postwhore when you have someone like cumstang helping you.

[Joez88Camaro]

So basically my time on this thread now sucks.

[BC94Formula]

IRISH CARBOMBS RULE!!!

[rubyred]

four most posts till i'm at 250 posts

[rubyred]

then maybe i'll retire from posting

[redraif]

Oh well what are you gonna do...I just have bad timing is all!

[rubyred]

what?

[redraif]

Why retire? I'm made serious progress on my post count whoring here

[redraif]

Well normally there is no one here to post with....Joe said I suck at post whoring...implying the lack of people to post with

[rubyred]

i only post in this thread though, kinda pointless

[rubyred]

yeah i usually only post if cumstang and or sc1 are posting too...or if there's something else that catches my attention

[redraif]

Thats it...nothig else to comment on? So you have gotten 250 just in this thread?

[redraif]

Woops...page is mine. 7 pages total now

[redraif]

No other threads intrest you?

[redraif]

Darn dial up is slow today...

[redraif]

must be this monsoon that has hit

[redraif]

was there a huricane that I missed that is coming thru?

[redraif]

I miss my cable modem! :(

[redraif]

Dang dead again.

[rubyred]

i've posted in a couple other threads...but i'd say about 245 of my 250 posts are in the whores thread

[Joez88Camaro]

Yeah you guys suck at this post whoring thing

[DiabolicalZ]

We need 59 more posts to hit 6969!!! :D

[redraif]

Well just got home finally...thru all this bad weather!

[redraif]

Whatcha up to people?

[redraif]

Just ate a Taco Salad!

[DiabolicalZ]

I want runza, but I'm lazy.

[redraif]

Dah dee dah dee dah!

[redraif]

Mom had the parts all here at the house already!

[DiabolicalZ]

damn you

[redraif]

:lala:

[redraif]

Mom can be so thoughtful sometimes....

[redraif]

Then so thoughtless sometimes

[DiabolicalZ]

Anyone want to run a runza up to me???

[redraif]

No we have been eating teh same food for days...all the left over funeral food...

[redraif]

I'm sure I'm gonna regret asking, but whats a runza...

[redraif]

We have had zeti,

[redraif]

chicken,

[redraif]

lasagna,

[redraif]

garlic bread,

[DiabolicalZ]

Originally posted by redraif
I'm sure I'm gonna regret asking, but whats a runza...

:eek2:

http://www.runza.com/whatzarunza.htm

[redraif]

antipasta,

[DiabolicalZ]

You must come to the midwest some day and try one.

http://www.runza.com/runzaroadmaps.htm

[redraif]

potato salad

[DiabolicalZ]

Page 232 = :owned:!

[redraif]

Interesting...looks good...I will have to try one

[redraif]

yeah you got it...I was trying not to notice!

[redraif]

We also had....

[redraif]

macaroni and cheese

[redraif]

Cheesecake

[Joez88Camaro]

Hemi?

[Joez88Camaro]

Bwhahahahhaha

[redraif]

reg bread

[Joez88Camaro]

I be back to interrupt you cheesecake making antics

[Joez88Camaro]

reg bread?

[Joez88Camaro]

was ist das???

[Joez88Camaro]

Faith no more=the shizzy

[Joez88Camaro]

blar, now everybody stopped posting...

[redraif]

My late step father has new one

[Joez88Camaro]

in order to properly post whore you must just type what comes into your head.

[Joez88Camaro]

he has a hemi? but wait, ur making no sense.

[redraif]

No I'm still here

[Joez88Camaro]

HEMAAAYYYYY!!!!!

[Joez88Camaro]

Yes but I am the crazy re-incarnate of a stoned penguin

[redraif]

Well If you would not intrupt my chain of thought

[Joez88Camaro]

how are you going to respond to that!!!!! baw baw baw baw baw!!!!

[DiabolicalZ]

The Killers = besser

[Joez88Camaro]

I do not operate on chain of thought! I am the crazy stoned penguin re-incarnate!!!

[DiabolicalZ]

And runza owns all of you! mmmm ... want

[Joez88Camaro]

AHHH Die manchen sprechen duetch aber meine unterhosen ist sehr blod

[redraif]

Yes, he has a new Dodge truck with the supposed Hemi motor in it....now it has to go thru probate for mom to get it...

[Joez88Camaro]

Stoned penguin re-incarnate ownz diabolical

[DiabolicalZ]

OH MY GOD YES!

https://secure.runzanational.com/buyrunza.htm

[Joez88Camaro]

My camaro needs a hemi, I must find one and have my evil penguin army install it for me

[redraif]

Stoned penguin re-incarnate...I can believe it! :D

[DiabolicalZ]

page 233 = mine too ... HAH!

[Joez88Camaro]

what is this runza??? Will it benefit my penguin army?

[redraif]

You guys r nutz!

[Joez88Camaro]

ok read the page it's a burger bread loaf

[redraif]

The food thing was me listing what we had for days on end because of the funeral

[Joez88Camaro]

Originally posted by redraif
You guys r nutz!


The stoned penguin re-incarnate is not nutz! it be crazy X3885934535

My army of stoned penguins shall slay the redraif!!!!

:eek:

[DiabolicalZ]

I'm hungry. :(

[redraif]

That is a wild concept for a burger!

[Joez88Camaro]

umm, you brought up funerals in the post whore section.. now your making me and my penguins feel bad about interrupting the posting

[redraif]

Nah working at teh vets office I ahve many drugs to subdue them!

[DiabolicalZ]

You can get us drugs? :hubba:

[Joez88Camaro]

The runza cannot befenit my stoned penguin army, the are cannabalistic!! They must feed off the meat of their own for strength!!!

[redraif]

I have brought them up in the past....no one noticed before

[Joez88Camaro]

The penguins have developed a crazed addiction to painkillers and opioates, mere animal pain killers are no match for them!!!

[DiabolicalZ]

Originally posted by redraif
I have brought them up in the past....no one noticed before

drugs ... orrrrr?

[cheyenne383]

Do you jack off dogs?

[redraif]

Doc does not keep those kind of drugs!

[Joez88Camaro]

*gives penguins pot brownies, needles, and novacain*

[cheyenne383]

I know someone who uses the blue shit to kill them :D

[redraif]

Originally posted by cheyenne383
Do you jack off dogs?

Sorry now. That is not a normal vet office procedure

[cheyenne383]

I ate peguin one time, it was kinda like duck.

[DiabolicalZ]

Originally posted by cheyenne383
Do you jack off dogs?

and if you do, do you enjoy it?

[Joez88Camaro]

Originally posted by cheyenne383
Do you jack off dogs?

:lmao:

My penguin army finds cheyenne to be a thread, I must give them large quantities of viagra to fend him off.

[cheyenne383]

He was in my backyard, so I shot him and grilled him up.

[DiabolicalZ]

damn

[Joez88Camaro]

Originally posted by cheyenne383
I ate peguin one time, it was kinda like duck.

You have offended the stoned penguin re-incarnate!!!!

YOU MUST SUFFER!!!!

[cheyenne383]

AAAAAHHHHHH, EVERYONE QUOTED ME!!!!!!!!

[Joez88Camaro]

*army of horny doped out penguins attack cheyenne*

[cheyenne383]

Actually, it may have been a gerbal, but it looked like a penguin, and it was damn tasty. :yum:

[redraif]

Blue stuff to kill the peguins

[Joez88Camaro]

Blar, the stoned penguin re-incarnate ownz page 234!!!

[redraif]

Wow the army got 234!

[cheyenne383]

*I die from said penguins*

can you live with what you just did?

[Joez88Camaro]

My penguins develop tolerance to the blue stuff and it is a mild hallucianagion to them now!!!

[redraif]

gerbals?

[redraif]

So halucinating peguins run amuck

[Joez88Camaro]

Originally posted by cheyenne383
*I die from said penguins*

can you live with what you just did?

The stoned penguin re-incarnate feels no remorse!!!


baw baw baw baw baw!!!

All your threads are belong to the penguinz