Live in Texas and screwed Jeremy's ex? Post up!!!

[rubyred]

are you moving?

[cumstang02]

i'm scared of the snow though

[rubyred]

how do you make a dirty snow angel?

[cumstang02]

nope, never. I can't leave my son

[Cashmunson]

lol dirty snow angels...

there are lots of things in ohio, espically if you're into cars and being outdoors

[cumstang02]

well you can make it out of yellow snow

[Cashmunson]

columbus has a huge jegs store

[Cashmunson]

eat the yellow snow, it's good for you

[Cashmunson]

mmm yellow snow

[rubyred]

sorry...but when i think of fun - ohio isn't what i picture in my head

[mcdamits horse]

all ofth you are whoreth????? thath so great!!!!1111... we should al l get togethr and hav a thleep over in my thable! ;)

[mcdamits horse]

yayayaa... i "owneth a pagethh...." yayay me....!!!111!! do i get to thick it in someoneht buttt know?>>?? i am the buttdarth charmpion!!11!!

[Cashmunson]

well have you ever been to ohio? how do you know it's not fun? when i think of texas all i think of is steers and queers

[Cashmunson]

when i think of california all i think of is queers... atleast texas has steers

[Cashmunson]

what is there to do in texas? other then rope cattle on the range

[Cashmunson]

548... 549 closing in

[Cashmunson]

damn i could whore so much faster if i wasn't on this damn dialup

[cumstang02]

hello?

[mcdamits horse]

mickey BAbyyy!! i thee you lurking.. ;)

[cumstang02]

don't see to many queers around steers

[Cashmunson]

that's cause when they go after the steers ass like mickey goes after his horse they get trampled

[cumstang02]

hearing from this horse is making me horny

[cumstang02]

i need to find a horse, where's kenny's mom

[cumstang02]

i hate fucking texas

[Cashmunson]

me to... wheres a llama when you need one?

[Cashmunson]

my grandparents had a llama about 20-25 years ago... wonder if anybody ever tried to fuck it

[Cashmunson]

i know people used to stop by the side of the road and give it beer all the time and get it wasted... but watch out they really do spit

[cumstang02]

i like the fucking women but i hate the cops

[cumstang02]

i know sometimes when i get lonely i find a sheep

[cumstang02]

they have soft underbellies

[cumstang02]

no lube needed

[cumstang02]

don't forget to put a bell around there neck so you can find them in the dark

[Cashmunson]

sheep.... baaaahhhh

[cumstang02]

baaaaa baaaaaa ba bab ab ab ba ba good sheep

[cumstang02]

so you know what i mean eh

[cumstang02]

i think i have posted over 150 times today

[Cashmunson]

maybe i'll be the first on 219

[cumstang02]

there is nothing better for me to do at work than whore

[cumstang02]

i doubt it

[cumstang02]

you have to beat me there

[cumstang02]

over my dead body

[cumstang02]

yeah...............wOOt, BIOTCHES

[Cashmunson]

oh yes i'm very well aquainted with farm animals

[cumstang02]

are you?

[cumstang02]

How so?

[Cashmunson]

damn it you bitch

[cumstang02]

did you touch them?

[cumstang02]

Bwahahahahahaahahahhaahahahahahaahahahah

[cumstang02]

i own more pages in this thread than rubyred

[Cashmunson]

my grandparents had horses, a llama, wild geese, chickens i think a long time ago

[cumstang02]

thats not saying much

[cumstang02]

wild geese?

[cumstang02]

if they owned them doesn't that make them domestic geese?

[cumstang02]

:nuts:

[cumstang02]

^^^ thats a crazy smiley, yo

[mcdamits horse]

Originally posted by cumstang02
hearing from this horse is making me horny

winky winky, i like it in da sthinky!!!111!!!

[cumstang02]

:werd:

[cumstang02]

:stupid:

[Cashmunson]

you didn't have to touch the geese, they touched you

[mcdamits horse]

Originally posted by Cashmunson
oh yes i'm very well aquainted with farm animals

thweeettt ... I call dibth!!!111!!!! ;)

[cumstang02]

i think it is time for me to actually read some other posts

[cumstang02]

yesterday it was like i was by myself

[cumstang02]

mcdamits horse smells like horse shit

[Cashmunson]

they weren't domestic because they were wild animals until they landed on my grandparents property... after that they just never left so they built a big area for them to all live in

[cumstang02]

i need to go to the bank

[Cashmunson]

if you leave then i can own a page muahahaha

[cumstang02]

i think that means their pets and domestic

[Cashmunson]

220 will be mine motha trucka

[cumstang02]

i'll leave after i own the next page

[cumstang02]

dibs

[cumstang02]

mine

[Cashmunson]

they were hardly pets... they came and went as they wanted. all we did was feed them once in awhile and have them attack us all the time. little bastards can bite hard

[Cashmunson]

BASTARD!

[cumstang02]

Yeah, the intrawebnet has spoken, BIOTCHES

[cumstang02]

thats right, hoes.

[cumstang02]

the intraweb likes me

[cumstang02]

i had a girl just tell me she was in a thong

[cumstang02]

What do i do coach

[cumstang02]

put me in the game coach, i'm ready to play ball

[cumstang02]

take me out coach, take me out my vagina hurts

[cumstang02]

i think that i am the only one here

[cumstang02]

BOOOOOOOoooooo

[cumstang02]

hahahahahahaahahhahahaah

[cumstang02]

i scared you

[Joez88Camaro]

I don't think I'm physically capable of whoring it up for this many pages

[cumstang02]

yeah, thats what most little bitches say.

[Joez88Camaro]

and how the hell is the classic industries camaro catalog 120 megs?

[cumstang02]

quit being a pussy and whore it up

[Joez88Camaro]

Hey, screw your sister, in the nose

[cumstang02]

don't ask, you don't want to know

[Joez88Camaro]

having difficulty attempting to whore, must mock cumstang's sister

[cumstang02]

i don't have a sister you sick fuck

[cumstang02]

that must have been my brother

[Joez88Camaro]

Originally posted by cumstang02
i don't have a sister you sick fuck


that's what you think :eek:

[cumstang02]

just found out joe is gay :ugh:

[cumstang02]

i have three brothers :ugh:

[cumstang02]

ip305 has a hot sister

[cumstang02]

i don't see how they're related

[Joez88Camaro]

Originally posted by cumstang02
just found out joe is gay :ugh:

shutup! I don't want mcdamit's horse to find out :ugh:

[cumstang02]

ask him about her, he gets mad

[Joez88Camaro]

ip305 has a hot sister? where is he then?

[cumstang02]

sorry

[Joez88Camaro]

Booyah, page 200 something or other

[cumstang02]

he is working but he should be on a little later

[Joez88Camaro]

I need to call Ip305's hot sister and make her sue me for sexual harrassment

[cumstang02]

you got fucking lucky

[Joez88Camaro]

working? bah, he's sitting on his ass watching kiddie porn and you know it

[cumstang02]

it'll never happen, she likes the attention

[cumstang02]

:true:

[Joez88Camaro]

still jealous about me owning 221 beootch?

[cumstang02]

she works at a slutty restaurant. called Bone daddy's

[cumstang02]

yes i am

[Joez88Camaro]

Originally posted by cumstang02
it'll never happen, she likes the attention
Wait, so if I sexually harass her she won't sue me and she'll just take it because it's funny?

[cumstang02]

but i have more posts

[cumstang02]

Originally posted by Joez88Camaro
Wait, so if I sexually harass her she won't sue me and she'll just take it because it's funny? :werd:

[Joez88Camaro]

Originally posted by cumstang02
she works at a slutty restaurant. called Bone daddy's

Does she wear tight golden shinny short shorts and boob shirts?

[cumstang02]

she is sooooooooooo fyne

[Joez88Camaro]

You have more posts, :true: but I was the first person to use the word horsefucker

[cumstang02]

she wears little daisy dukes and a tight little shirt :yum: good eatin

[Joez88Camaro]

*needs to PM ip305 and get his sister's phone number*

[cumstang02]

wow, ok i was the first person to tell SC1 " no i can't back that up.

[cumstang02]

he'll tell you to get it yourself and i already have it

[Joez88Camaro]

quit teasing me about ip305's sister, he'll discovery these post and won't give me her number

[cumstang02]

he'll never read through all this he is to lazy

[Joez88Camaro]

Originally posted by cumstang02
wow, ok i was the first person to tell SC1 " no i can't back that up.

Hmm, who will leave the longer mantra on 3GO, that is the question...

[cumstang02]

i don't think anyone will ever read through all this shit

[Evil Cartman]

My plan has worked :D

[cumstang02]

Originally posted by Joez88Camaro
Hmm, who will leave the longer mantra on 3GO, that is the question... i stole that line and many others from my other friend

[mcdamits horse]

Originally posted by Joez88Camaro
You have more posts, :true: but I was the first person to use the word horsefucker

no, i think that wath me kiddoo...mickeys had a horrth fetishth for about 10 yearth.. OMG!! LOL!!111 ;)

[cumstang02]

Originally posted by Evil Cartman
My plan has worked :D congrats

[Joez88Camaro]

that is a very good point, maybe cheyenne will

[cumstang02]

:ugh:

[cumstang02]

fuck you

[cumstang02]

that was my page bitch

[cumstang02]

i hate all of you

[cumstang02]

hey, i was at 1776 posts. I feel so patriotic right now

[cumstang02]

not anymore though

[cumstang02]

what do i want for dinner

[cumstang02]

huh, a bacon burger from friday's sounds good or one from chili's

[Joez88Camaro]

Originally posted by mcdamits horse
no, i think that wath me kiddoo...mickeys had a horrth fetishth for about 10 yearth.. OMG!! LOL!!111 ;)

This is ragtop, isn't it???

I ownz 222!!!

[cumstang02]

i think i will stop for the night once i get to 1800 posts

[Joez88Camaro]

Who's the post whore now!!!!!

Biotch!!!!!!

[cumstang02]

that'll be 250 posts today

[Joez88Camaro]

Hmm... Can I get 100 posts in 2 days? probably

[cumstang02]

this isn't your page your just borrowing it from me

[cumstang02]

if i can post onver 200 times in one day then you can too

[cumstang02]

you just have to want it bad enough

[cumstang02]

i wonder what my ppd is now

[cumstang02]

brb

[Joez88Camaro]

?????

Quit confuzing me

[cumstang02]

4.74 and my goal is 14 ppd

[Joez88Camaro]

That's right, leave!

[cumstang02]

when i started this game i was at 110 posts at abour .23 per day

[Joez88Camaro]

oh no u didn't, I'm over 1 ppd now, so my goal is reached.

[cumstang02]

i'm already back bitch

[Joez88Camaro]

I ride the short bus, so shutup

[cumstang02]

take your slow ass connection to the mustang forums

[Joez88Camaro]

*rides shortbus to wyotech*

YEHA!!!!!!

[cumstang02]

i hear it is hard to find a seat on the short bus

[Joez88Camaro]

Don't make me urinate on your front door again.

[cumstang02]

rrrriiiiigggghhhttt

[cumstang02]

ABOUT FUCKING GOD DAMN TIME, BIOTCHES

[Joez88Camaro]

it's pretty easy as long as you don't mind sitting next to the kid that always poops his pants.

[Joez88Camaro]

you wanted that page, didn't you?

[cumstang02]

my bupes taste like carrots and i haven't had any carrots

[cumstang02]

with all my heart

[Joez88Camaro]

that's right, keep trying to own pages!!! You'll never win!!!

[Joez88Camaro]

*gives mcdamit's horse a carrot*

[cumstang02]

i just felt it coming and then bam. An explosion of joy and pleasure that i have never felt before. it was all throughout my body. I LOVED IT and had to get more.

[cumstang02]

the next page is mine biotches

[Joez88Camaro]

................

[Joez88Camaro]

you only wish it would be

[Joez88Camaro]

there is still a 50/50 chance

[Joez88Camaro]

crazy mudda fukka

[cumstang02]

i think i know to much

[Joez88Camaro]

don't make me get lemmiwinks

[cumstang02]

unless more people try to get in on our action

[Joez88Camaro]

wait, isn't it 30 posts before a new page?

[cumstang02]

go get him i need a good lemming

[Joez88Camaro]

*throws lemmiwinks at cumstang*

[rubyred]

like me?

[cumstang02]

yup

[Joez88Camaro]

shiiiitttt

[Joez88Camaro]

I think we froze 3go for a second

[cumstang02]

see now she is going to try and steal the next page

[Joez88Camaro]

I no likely 33/33/33 chances of page ownage

[rubyred]

i wouldn't steal it, it'd be rightfully mine bitch

[cumstang02]

are chances are down to 33.3 percent now

[Joez88Camaro]

did u put her up to this?

[cumstang02]

LIAR, it will never be rightfuly yours

[Joez88Camaro]

It be mine mudda fukkas!

[cumstang02]

i love her so much and she is hot and has big bewbs

[rubyred]

why is it such a big deal to own pages?

[Joez88Camaro]

bwhahahahahahahahah!!!!

I R teh winnah!!!

[cumstang02]

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO

[Joez88Camaro]

are you ip305's sister?

[cumstang02]

it just is

[Joez88Camaro]

cause cumstang say's she's hot, but he just informed me that you have big bewbies as well

[rubyred]

no...i'm who SC1 and cumstang are in love with ;)

[Joez88Camaro]

:cool:

[Joez88Camaro]

I will be teh winnah!

[rubyred]

yes, i do have big boobs...not really sure why they get mentioned everytime i post though

[Joez88Camaro]

I'm male, i must bring up the topic of big bewbs

[Joez88Camaro]

It looks like i've won 3 out of the last 4 pages as well cumstang, so thar!

[Joez88Camaro]

and I'm increasing my post count dramatically

[Joez88Camaro]

am I by myself now????

[cumstang02]

no she isn't

[Joez88Camaro]

nooo!!!!!!

[rubyred]

i'm still here

[Joez88Camaro]

she isn't what? you still adding to my confuzion

[cumstang02]

she is hot

[Joez88Camaro]

there is a ricer outside my house, I can hear it

[rubyred]

joe...where in CA are you from, i know it says east bay...but that doesn't help me too much

[cumstang02]

she's not ip305 's sister

[Joez88Camaro]

Should I go out with a breaker bar and smack the ricer?

[Joez88Camaro]

tries to remember where i'm from, oh yeah, contra costa county, walnut creek, it's the county next to alameda where oakland is.

[rubyred]

yes

[Joez88Camaro]

*in mood to smack people who own rice rockets*

[Joez88Camaro]

*ricer has driven off and I'm too busy post whoring to do anything*

[rubyred]

oh ok, i have family in a couple places in CA...but not near you

[Joez88Camaro]

*remembers has to ready for school in 1 hour, prepares to get on shortbus*

[Joez88Camaro]

BWHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHA!!!!

[Joez88Camaro]

every place in north cal is near me, Mcdamit's horse can go the distance anywhere!

[cumstang02]

i'm multitasking, i'm on my cell on aim and whoring at the same time

[cumstang02]

your so luck i'm busy

[cumstang02]

i'd beat you at this intraweb thing

[cumstang02]

man i think i will recruit some people to start taking the pagess out from under you

[Joez88Camaro]

My god, he has proven to be better at multitasking then me, what should I do when I need a cigarette, i cannot smoke inside!!!!

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Joez88Camaro]

Originally posted by cumstang02
man i think i will recruit some people to start taking the pagess out from under you

NEVAR!!!!!

[cumstang02]

i want to eat at chili's

[Joez88Camaro]

I had taco bell earlier.

I hate it.

[cumstang02]

i parked all the way to the left of the parking lot and a van parked right next to me

[cumstang02]

i've never had taco bell

[rubyred]

Originally posted by cumstang02
i'm multitasking, i'm on my cell on aim and whoring at the same time

aren't you supposed to be working?

[cumstang02]

oh yeah and i'm at work

[Joez88Camaro]

Hmm, was the driver willing to offer you candy if you got in?

[cumstang02]

i'll ask

[Joez88Camaro]

I only work 20 hours a week on top of school, damnit!!!

[cumstang02]

i'll only get in they offer nutter butter

[Joez88Camaro]

If he says yes just make sure you don't have to get it out of his pocket

[cumstang02]

i work about 60 hours on top of school

[cumstang02]

i'd prefer to get it out his pocket

[Joez88Camaro]

When was the last time you saw a pedophile molestor van driving wierdo offering nutter butters?

They only usually give out kitkats and m&ms, the bastards

[cumstang02]

i love people

[Joez88Camaro]

Did he have nutter butters???

[cumstang02]

this is texas, they do things differently

[cumstang02]

he did

[Joez88Camaro]

Realizing yesterday I was 10th inthe post count for this thread now I'm at 7th

[cumstang02]

they where melted though because of his pocket

[Joez88Camaro]

lucky bastard!!!!!