Live in Texas and screwed Jeremy's ex? Post up!!!

[cheyenne383]

You should have told them to cut a broom handle to fit.

[cheyenne383]

It worked for me. :ugh:

[cheyenne383]

Not article, a post about wonderbars, TDS vs Spohn, it was very informative. :thumbup:

[Joez88Camaro]

oh yeah that one, I thought you meant either the radiator post or the post where I called a guy in the drivetrains forum uneducated for telling someone to just tighten the bolts on a trans if it isn't fitting right.

[cheyenne383]

3500 posts, I think I have a problem.

[cheyenne383]

No, I think it's funny, when someone over here that is cool and asks nicely, we help them, but unlike over there, if they're asshats, we Reem 'em. :lmao:

[Joez88Camaro]

:squint:

[cheyenne383]

Hook the FUCKING SWITCH......

[cheyenne383]

eflores, I wuv u, why did you leave me?

[cheyenne383]

Originally posted by Joez88Camaro
:squint:

:squint:

[cheyenne383]

Have I regained the lead yet? This shit has gotten so fucking old. :roll:

[Joez88Camaro]

*confuzion*

Yes, we are better then TGO.

My wonderbar thread is still alive though??????

[cheyenne383]

No, I read dead threads over there.

[cheyenne383]

I have the most posts in this thread as of 10/17/2004 @ 9:07 pm est, I can stop. Adam, if you want it, you can have it. :wavey:

[Joez88Camaro]

I'm in tenth place, shit!!!!!!!

[cheyenne383]

I read all the dead threads here too, it's a helluva lot funnier than the new shit, everybody was WAY more immature and pissy a while ago.

[cheyenne383]

Too bad I wasn't on the interweb when all the cool people were. :shrug:

[cheyenne383]

I'm technically retarded.

[cheyenne383]

Get it, I'm retarded with technolgy, but I made it sound like technicallly, I am retarded. :D

[cheyenne383]

If you don't find it funny you try to come up with 3500 funny things to say, asshole.

[cheyenne383]

:shrug: :wavey:

[cheyenne383]

I own page 210, that is fucking hilarious.

[Joez88Camaro]

cheyenne is adding more to my confuzion

I'm easily confuzed

Please figure out how to remove mcdamit and get rentacopper back.

[Joez88Camaro]

I saw Mcdamit was cruising the boards so I just sent him a "URGENT MESSAGE" that said he should have anal sex with a horse.

[cheyenne383]

I do that a lot. :lmao: Dude sent me one while I was gone, I felt special. :D

[Joez88Camaro]

Yeah you did it to me mudda fukka. Mcdamit deserves it!!!!

[cheyenne383]

Bwahahaha, I was calling you out, mo fucka' :lmao:

[cheyenne383]

Hey, maybe this is why I suck at school, I keep changing my mind, first day school, then nights, now UT. :lmao:

[Joez88Camaro]

I'm still waiting to see what Mcdamit is going to post, his trolling is becoming annoying and it isn't getting to his head that he should leave.

[Joez88Camaro]

You school too much

[Joez88Camaro]

Me harrassing my step father

ageekyname: hay can you do me a favor
da MonkFish: no
da MonkFish: well maybe
ageekyname: come on, just give jeremy a lift home
da MonkFish: who are you?
da MonkFish: but yes i can
ageekyname: i have work I am doing, you want pasta tonight?
da MonkFish: are you the gnome that lives in my head?
ageekyname: mike
da MonkFish: the gnome said his name was buddha
ageekyname: yes i am a gnome in your head
da MonkFish: ........
da MonkFish: stop stealing my socks
ageekyname: your socks ?
da MonkFish: you keep on stealing my socks you damn gnome why can't you give them back?

[Joez88Camaro]

I guess I'm giving my step brother a ride home, damnit!

[cheyenne383]

Originally posted by Joez88Camaro
You school too much

You have no idea :lmao:

[Joez88Camaro]

quack

[Joez88Camaro]

i can put my toe in my ear

[sc1twntrbo]

i dont want this thread
i think i wanna learn guitar

[cheyenne383]

Guitar = girls :D

[TMoNeE]

this thread is getting gay. fucking post whores :raz:

[Evil Cartman]

This will be locked at page 250.

[DiabolicalZ]

Bullshit, you know everyone is rooting for this post alone to end up blowing away Trabbis's post count! :raz:

[sc1twntrbo]

why would this be locked at 250

[DiabolicalZ]

He's just trying to scare us ... post away!

[redraif]

The way its going now, it will be weeks before it gets to 250...:)

[redraif]

busy day at work so can't post alot!

[redraif]

had some idiot that was standing here with his 8wk old puppy up on the top of the desk at check in.

[redraif]

He was not paying attention and let the dog walk backwards, it fell off the desk top and fell on its head and screamed bloody murder.

[redraif]

It was a good 3 ft drop...right on its head.

[redraif]

And this is who is driving our trucks on the state Hwys...sheesh.

[redraif]

The dog had already jumped onto my desk and landed on the keyboard about 3 times...

[redraif]

Course I was on the phone, so I could not address him to hang on to the dog...

[redraif]

he thought it was so funny..dog jumping on my keyboard

[redraif]

211 mine up to 6 now

[cumstang02]

Kill the dog

[redraif]

well when the dog fell it was not funny...then his wife came up and hit him...it was really not funny for him then...I chuckled though

[redraif]

think he would have wised up and held the dog! Poor dog...sometimes you wish you could take them away from bad owners...

[redraif]

Serious idiots!

[cumstang02]

So, animal cruelty is wrong but violence directed towards men i ok.

[redraif]

oh well docs back from lunch...so I have to do some work...catch yall later

:swavey:

[redraif]

well when a guy is that stupid he deserves a good wack upside the head...hopefully knock some sence into him...maybe he should fall on his head

[cumstang02]

I think we can get this thread to 250 pages by the end of the week

[cumstang02]

I fall on my head all the time

[cumstang02]

We need to put about 10 pages a day on here and with all the random shit that people post anyways, we should be good to go.

[cumstang02]

Does anyone here follow the westside method of working out?

[cumstang02]

Right now i use regular pyraminds with about 4 sets or until failure.

[cumstang02]

A guy at my work uses the west side program and is fucking huge

[cumstang02]

What do ya'll think

[cumstang02]

I want to research it alittle more but from the people that i have seen that use it, it works

[cumstang02]

I think i will research it alittle more but i will probably start the training for about 9-12 weeks and i'll let ya'll know

[Joez88Camaro]

No you won't, you'll get lazy and drink beer.

[MrDude_1]

damn.. lotsa posts and pages.. lol.

[MrDude_1]

eh, i really should check back in here more.. i missed alot of chances to reply

[MrDude_1]

**wonders how many posts until he owns page 212**

[MrDude_1]

**gives up**

[cumstang02]

Actually, i haven't had beer in months

[cumstang02]

I enjoy working out because it releaves alot of my day to day stress

[cumstang02]

I have two choices

[cumstang02]

1.) i could workout

[cumstang02]

2.) post here alot more than i already do

[cumstang02]

I'd rather work out

[cumstang02]

the ladies like men with broad shoulders and a nice size chest, right?

[cumstang02]

What ever as long as i'm stronger than alot of other men then i'm ok

[cumstang02]

woo hoo. i own another one ,BIOTCHES.

[cumstang02]

Took that one from mr_dud.

[Joez88Camaro]

He posts on this thread????

[Joez88Camaro]

on a dark desert highway

[Joez88Camaro]

cool wind in my hair

[Joez88Camaro]

warm smell of colitas

[Joez88Camaro]

rising up through the air

[Joez88Camaro]

up in ahead in the distance

[Joez88Camaro]

I saw a shimmering light.

[cumstang02]

:true:

[cumstang02]

I don't get it

[cumstang02]

Have you been drinking?

[Joez88Camaro]

blah, you were supposed to continue it, now u fugged up everything!!!

[cumstang02]

I don't want to alarm anyone but i think i just sharted

[Joez88Camaro]

This is a post whore thread what do you think I was doing!!

WHORE!!!

[cumstang02]

Nope i just checked, we're cool

[cumstang02]

Ouch

[cumstang02]

:lala:

[Joez88Camaro]

I think this is going to be the longest thread in the history of the internet.

[cumstang02]

I'm faster than a speeding mullet

[cumstang02]

doubt it

[cumstang02]

this thread has the majority of all my posts

[cumstang02]

Fucking whores

[cumstang02]

They give me so much fun and enjoyment , yet ask so little in return

[Cashmunson]

212 pages? haha god damn that's alot of whoring... maybe i should join in

[cumstang02]

i need to go home and go to sleep

[cumstang02]

My eyes are burning

[cumstang02]

Maybe it is the fart from earlier

[Joez88Camaro]

No u aren't

[cumstang02]

Smells go but i don't remember eating tires

[Cashmunson]

might be cause that shit smelled bad

[cumstang02]

another for me

[Cashmunson]

501 posts woohoo

[Joez88Camaro]

*pisses on cumstang's front door*

[cumstang02]

i think so

[Cashmunson]

you piss on his door i'm gonna piss on his tire

[cumstang02]

*slips and falls in piss*

[cumstang02]

*hits head and pisses his pants* :(

[Cashmunson]

wonder if i can whore on up to 600 today... what do you guys think?

[cumstang02]

its cool if you want to piss on my car

[cumstang02]

i know you can

[Cashmunson]

that's alot of piss... i wonder if they'll ever come up with something useful for piss

[cumstang02]

i can post 100-150 times per day

[Cashmunson]

i would never piss on a car, pissed in a car once, pissed on some times before

[cumstang02]

piss is a great way for making your girl mad, piss on her in the shower

[cumstang02]

or on the toilet seat

[Cashmunson]

haha sounds like a good idea, maybe i'll try it tonight

[cumstang02]

they get all mad and start yelling because the piss was cold

[cumstang02]

i have never really have one get mad about the shower

[Cashmunson]

continue whoring, i have to make my gf a bowl of cereal

[cumstang02]

Have fun tonight and try to piss on her ass

[cumstang02]

:squint: :whip:

[cumstang02]

she better give you a blow job in return or take it back door

[Cashmunson]

i'm just gonna let it fly... get the firehose action going

[cumstang02]

she should be making you a bowl of cereal

[Cashmunson]

i don't even take it near her back door in fear of my penis' life

[cumstang02]

you just set the mens rights movement back about three years, bro.

[cumstang02]

pussy

[cumstang02]

you have to dominate her all over including the back door

[cumstang02]

Should her who's boss

[cumstang02]

woo hoo 214, BIOTCHES.

[cumstang02]

smack her around a little

[cumstang02]

draw a little blood

[cumstang02]

chicks love abusive men

[cumstang02]

sleep with people in her family like her mom, sister, father or any brothers.

[Cashmunson]

haha not the one i have, she's already had a couple of those

[cumstang02]

make sure she knows who's in charge

[cumstang02]

What, she's had people sleep with her father and brothers

[Cashmunson]

man i hate dialup this shit sucks

[cumstang02]

dump her, to much baggage

[Cashmunson]

no she's had abusive men

[cumstang02]

hahaha, work computers are teh fastest

[Cashmunson]

abusive men deserve abusive women that will one day blow them away with their own gun

[cumstang02]

i think most girls have

[cumstang02]

no, girls just take have their money and cut there dick off while they sleep

[cumstang02]

i think that a girl that is abusive is awesome

[Cashmunson]

i had cable at my old place now i have dialup and i feel like i'm stuck in the 90's

[cumstang02]

i'd pay for a girl to kick my ass and i'm talking about a good beating not a little slappy, slappy.

[Cashmunson]

if a woman cut my dick off i'd super glue her pussy lips and asshole shut

[cumstang02]

my place doesn't offer anything but regular dial up and cable is way to expensive in my area

[cumstang02]

If a girl cut off my dick, i would just beat her into a comma and then cut her clit off

[Cashmunson]

just walk up to some girl and call her a slut, she'd probably kick your ass for free

[cumstang02]

nope, she wouldn't

[Cashmunson]

39.95 a month for cable around here, used to get it in a package deal with our cable tv service so it was even lower then that

[cumstang02]

i've never been hit for anything that i have said before

[Cashmunson]

then call her a cunt, females hate that word

[cumstang02]

it is 99.95 here

[Cashmunson]

walk into a womens self defense class and be like hey all you cunts you ain't shit

[cumstang02]

i know but they give me a wierd look and then walk away or they just walk away

[Cashmunson]

99.95? damn man you need to move to civilization

[cumstang02]

i think the only way is to say it to a getto black lady but she'll probably just shoot me :(

[cumstang02]

i live in dallas

[Cashmunson]

haha a ghetto black lady... she'd pull out her 9 and bust a cap in your ass

[Cashmunson]

dallas? "Location: Garland, Tx"

[cumstang02]

I live in the big d

[Cashmunson]

bang bang bang shots from the glock down goes cumstang

[cumstang02]

i live in garalnd which is just outside dallas

[cumstang02]

i could walk down the street and be in dallas

[Cashmunson]

you one o dem cowboys?

[Cashmunson]

i hear theres nothing in texas but steers and queers... which one are you?

[cumstang02]

i still live in the getto

[cumstang02]

Queer :gayno:

[cumstang02]

i'm from marion ohio

[Cashmunson]

heard of it but don't know where it is

[Cashmunson]

why did you move? ohio is much better then texas...

[cumstang02]

thats cool

[rubyred]

Originally posted by cumstang02
Queer :gayno:

that's upsetting

[cumstang02]

wrong, tejas is teh shit and there are hotties everywhere

[cumstang02]

the best part about ohio is the winters

[cumstang02]

i miss the snow

[cumstang02]

but i can always keep myself entertained here

[cumstang02]

i moved here because my dad got a better job here and i was to little to move out on my own

[cumstang02]

what do you do for fun in ohio

[cumstang02]

other than work on your thirdgen

[cumstang02]

it is a nice day out side and i have to be at work

[cumstang02]

i think i am all alone again

[cumstang02]

[ralph wiggum] i'm scared [/ralph wiggum]

[cumstang02]

man i think i posted about 100 times today

[Cashmunson]

the winters are great, we do lots of things around here. paintball, hunting, off roading, ride dirtbikes and atvs, in the winter my cousin pulls us with his 4x4 ford ranger through my grandparents fields. He had me going 42 mph last year on a plastic sled.

[cumstang02]

i think when i started this i was at about 1557 and now i'm at about 1658

[cumstang02]

wOO hOO 216 is all mine Faggots

[cumstang02]

i'll be right back

[Cashmunson]

we call it extreme sledding, we're gonna tape it this year and i'm gonna post it. i'm gonna try having him pull me on a snowboard this year to. do alot of fishing to, there are plenty of bars and clubs if you're into that kind of thing

[cumstang02]

they're everywhere here. I live next to a pond and we go ice driving here when it ices up and clubs and bars are fun to be drunk in

[cumstang02]

i'm where the girls are

[cumstang02]

i lied, i can't back that up

[Cashmunson]

ice driving? you drive on the ice with your vehicles?

[cumstang02]

i love whoring all day

[Cashmunson]

i didn't think you even had ice or snow in texas

[cumstang02]

we do sometimes and we all get together and drive down the road and hold on to the back of the car and try to push it off the street

[cumstang02]

there is everything in tejas

[cumstang02]

i want to learn how to snow board

[Joez88Camaro]

nevar

[Cashmunson]

we do plenty of bumper skiing around here in the winter

[cumstang02]

so joe, i hear your under the influence

[cumstang02]

but do you try to push and pull the car off the street

[cumstang02]

if the car hits the curb the your out

[cumstang02]

it is fun as hell, until someone gets hurt or runover

[cumstang02]

if that happens the we give the driver a penilty and make him start over

[Cashmunson]

nah never tried to push it or pull it off the road... mainly because we don't have curbs. if you push a car off the road here your ass is in the ditch waiting for a tow

[cumstang02]

thats even better

[cumstang02]

that gives the driver a better reason to try and stay on the road

[cumstang02]

here if they hit the curb it just fucks up your wheels

[cumstang02]

last year the ice was really bad

[Cashmunson]

drove my old 87 TA for 2 winters and only ditched it once, no accidents

[cumstang02]

it took about 10 minutes to get my car out from infront of the house

[cumstang02]

i've never wrecked in the ice but had a couple of close calls

[Cashmunson]

we just go out in my grandparents 20 acres and find shit to do, usually we get pulled my somebody with a truck on whatever we can find... sleds, hoods... whatever

this year we're gonna try a couple new things, a couch mounted on skis, a canoe and whatever else we can find

[cumstang02]

people slide all over the place here

[cumstang02]

the canoe will be the best i think

[Cashmunson]

we had bad ice here last year to, at one time i had a 3 inch sheet of ice in my driveway... my GTA wouldn't even move. I had to be pushed out of my own driveway just to take the car down the road and back.

[cumstang02]

thats 3 pages in a row for me BIOTCHES

[rubyred]

stop talking about snow...you're making me sad that it's still warmish outside and not COLD!

[Cashmunson]

yeah i think so to, the couch will be fun though since we can have a few people on it. i think we're gonna put a bunch of pillows in the canoe and load it up with people and just go like hell

[cumstang02]

thats the way it was here and the 4 X 4 trucks where cutting ruts in the ice that my car would get stuck in

[Cashmunson]

move to ohio, it's already below 30 at night at only in the 40's and 50's during the day

[Cashmunson]

i'm definitely a whore today

[cumstang02]

the ice scraped the bottum of my car and the couch sounds awesome but if it diggs in the snow someone is going to do a face plant

[cumstang02]

look at my posts

[rubyred]

why would i want to move to ohio? there has to be something more to appeal to me than just cold, i can stay in texas and have it be cold

[cumstang02]

when i started today i was at 4.14 posts per day and now i am at brb

[cumstang02]

we could move there together, thats where my family is marion and columbus

[cumstang02]

i'm at 4.47 posts now

[cumstang02]

by tghe end of the day i will be at 5 ppd

[cumstang02]

if i could do this everyday then i would be out posting mrdud by the end of the year

[rubyred]

i think i'll live in texas my whole life...there'd have to be a damn good reason for me to move

[cumstang02]

but that my goal anyway

[cumstang02]

me

[cumstang02]

we could go to ohio and make dirty snow angels