Live in Texas and screwed Jeremy's ex? Post up!!!

[KuruptGTA]

Subway. good stuff

[sc1twntrbo]

2490

[cumstang02]

fud's is the same price as every other burger joint. about 9.00 for a burger.

[cumstang02]

1308

[cumstang02]

I had like 100 posts before this thread started

[sc1twntrbo]

she wont call me either

[KuruptGTA]

did you read my post on the last page. Bitch. :lmao:

[cumstang02]

I think we will easily hit 200 pages today

[cheyenne383]

I have more than that in this thread. :lmao:

[rubyred]

where is there a freebirds in dallas?

[sc1twntrbo]

i just ordered fuds gotta run over there and a customer walks in

[cheyenne383]

Originally posted by KuruptGTA
did you read my post on the last page. Bitch. :lmao:

Yes, :tear: Y'all quit ganging up on me. :cry:

[cheyenne383]

BWAHAHAHAHAAAH :lmao:

[rubyred]

Originally posted by sc1twntrbo
she wont call me either

quit whining...i call yall - now it's your turn to call me!

[cheyenne383]

I was absent on lugnut day. :chuckle:

[sc1twntrbo]

freebirds is off of lovers and greenville

[DiabolicalZ]

Take my quiz bitches!

http://mikewithoutthey.friendtest.com/

[sc1twntrbo]

whats with being absenl on lugnut day

[cumstang02]

nOPE, WHAT DID IT SAY?

[sc1twntrbo]

how do you expect to pass the lugnut test

[cheyenne383]

test not found :conf:

[cheyenne383]

Best page owned EVAR!!!!

[cumstang02]

the test didn't work, you got me. :(

[DiabolicalZ]

What the fuckl, it didn't make my quiz ... now I'm mad!

[cumstang02]

What ever

[cumstang02]

i think the test is testing you.

[DiabolicalZ]

friend test is going down ... ooohhh yeaaaahhh

[cheyenne383]

The lugnut thing is from Ron White, I thought the texans would know.

[cumstang02]

smack the bitch.

[cumstang02]

if its going down, try to get a hummer. those feel great, i hear.

[cheyenne383]

with frozen grapes. :whack:

[cumstang02]

i need to get like 3000 posts in this thread

[cumstang02]

Frozen grapes :conf::wtf:

[cheyenne383]

Frozen grapes in the girls muth, try it sometime. FEELS GREAT!!!!

[cumstang02]

i heard that it feels great with ice cubes in the girls mouth but i didn't like it.................i hear.

[cumstang02]

altoids don't feel good either

[cumstang02]

um, i hear.

[cumstang02]

i don't think i have ever found a girl that was good at giving head though. It takes forever for me to get off.

[cumstang02]

They should teach it in school

[cumstang02]

how is she going to be a good wife if she chokes or gags or doesn't swallow

[cumstang02]

If i can make it through her trying to suffocate me with her legs and ass around my face then she can swallow

[cumstang02]

am i alone, again?

[cumstang02]

Thats fine i can keep myself entertained

[cumstang02]

:owned: :baby:

[cumstang02]

:booty:

[cumstang02]

:wave:

[sc1twntrbo]

lol

[cumstang02]

:wiggle:

[cumstang02]

they all left me

[sc1twntrbo]

im here but im eating

[cumstang02]

adam do you have any pedometers?

[cumstang02]

and that was a business question, wOOt

[sc1twntrbo]

wai put a 35 and 35e on the floor

[sc1twntrbo]

i have the cheap acusplit brand

[cumstang02]

THERE IS NO ONE HERE BUT ME

[cumstang02]

no sportlines? crap.

[sc1twntrbo]

y do u want a pedomiter

[KuruptGTA]

karist.eeeee

[cumstang02]

no, i need a sku

[KuruptGTA]

I'm here ya cracker.

[KuruptGTA]

sku ....nope sorry. fresh out.

[cheyenne383]

I'm always here.

[KuruptGTA]

but I gotta :kickass:

[cheyenne383]

I'm actually a combination of 6 interweb masterminds that joined forces for your enjoyment.

[cheyenne383]

if you add 3+8+3 together and subtract 8, you get 6, thas why i chose my screenname

[sc1twntrbo]

HUH

[sc1twntrbo]

your strange

[cumstang02]

oh, i get it

[sc1twntrbo]

14 pages to go we are loosing it

[cumstang02]

3+8+3= ghey

[sc1twntrbo]

so chris 2why would wai but a 35 and a q35e on the floor

[cumstang02]

adam i need to get the number to athlon. Do you have any one your floor.

[cumstang02]

i think i am going to play online pool

[cumstang02]

i think they made him

[sc1twntrbo]

call me at wais store

[cumstang02]

it wai's store so let him run it the way he wants. He can't do any worse than any of the other mangers

[sc1twntrbo]

craig called and told me not to assembel any in a box for some reason and when i told him that they were both out he sounded sad

[sc1twntrbo]

he moved thebikes like we said even though he doesnt like it

[cumstang02]

today is going by slowly, BIOTCHES

[cheyenne383]

Eh, y'all have a good weekend, I'm out like the fat kid in dodgeball. :wavey:

[sc1twntrbo]

yes it is

[cheyenne383]

I'm fixin' to make like a fetus and head out. :kiki:

[cheyenne383]

Its beeotches, not biotches. BEEOTCH!!!!

[cheyenne383]

:wiggle: :wavey:

[cheyenne383]

:slap:

[cumstang02]

My back is sore from yesterdays work out, i haven't been sore in a long time.

[cumstang02]

Whatever BIOTHCES

[cumstang02]

it is a nice day outside and i'm stuck here

[cumstang02]

i think i am taking my son to eat at humperdink's

[sc1twntrbo]

Originally posted by cheyenne383
Eh, y'all have a good weekend, I'm out like the fat kid in dodgeball. :wavey:
you took my line

[cumstang02]

Cheyenne is all about stealing other peoples lines and using them as his own.

[cumstang02]

Someone want to take my test @ www.fuckyou.com

[cumstang02]

www.blowme.com

[cumstang02]

here's cheyenne's page www.cheyennelikesthecock.com

[sc1twntrbo]

burp

[cumstang02]

its going to be hard to get 13 more pages unless we cut and paste

[sc1twntrbo]

i hear chyenne loves the cock

[cumstang02]

cheyenne gives the best head. He does this thing with frozen grapes that feels amazing.

[sc1twntrbo]

lets get it started in here

[cumstang02]

i need to find some busy work before i fall asleep

[sc1twntrbo]

jerk off in the back room

[sc1twntrbo]

woot im number 5600

[cumstang02]

i already did

[cumstang02]

who gives a shit

[cumstang02]

i think that kruptgta is trying to get more posts than me

[sc1twntrbo]

im bored how are we goign to get ot page 200

[sc1twntrbo]

ok so r we going for 10k post in here or what

[cumstang02]

the people that changed our water cooler broke the water lines and it is leaking all over the place

[sc1twntrbo]

marco

[cumstang02]

i have to keep enptying the bucket and i get water on my shoes

[cumstang02]

polo

[cumstang02]

188 is owned by me :)

[cumstang02]

i was awesome at marco polo

[sc1twntrbo]

haha

[cumstang02]

i haven't had time to go swimming in like 2 years

[sc1twntrbo]

anything going on tonight

[cumstang02]

anything going on tonight

[cumstang02]

we could take trevor to chucky cheese's

[sc1twntrbo]

jinx

[cumstang02]

you and cheyenne have twice the posts in this thread that i do

[cumstang02]

double jinx

[cumstang02]

if you talk i get to kick you in the nuts

[cumstang02]

yeah, i will kill you

[cumstang02]

i hate to put some wieghts away and i am not in the mood

[sc1twntrbo]

we can pickup some chicks there

[cumstang02]

ok, i will go stack several hundred pounds of wieghts brb

[cumstang02]

Hi my name is chris. Thats my son playing with your child. What.....his mother........oh, she died. Yeah its hard to get time to meet people because i have to work two jobs and go to school while taking care of my child.

[cumstang02]

works everytime

[sc1twntrbo]

thats the ticket

[cumstang02]

thats how i met ruby

[sc1twntrbo]

yea going for the mother is exactly what i ment

[Ragtop89]

Yeah, I use my kids to pick up chicks too.

Pisses the wife off.

[rubyred]

Originally posted by cumstang02
thats how i met ruby


don't drag me into this

[sc1twntrbo]

trevor said she ahd nice milk jugs

[rubyred]

trevor said who had nice milk jugs?

[sc1twntrbo]

he called you mom

[cumstang02]

its true, i think you have to be his mom now otherwise your scare the child

[cumstang02]

I got all those wieghts out of the boxes and off the pallot

[cumstang02]

its ok the order was only 2800lbs. in dumbells from 3-95lbs today. it could have been worse

[cumstang02]

i also got a call from gary, they will be needing me to cover grapevine alittle now that they are having problems keeping assistance

[sc1twntrbo]

gary called me and asked for wai didnt ask me anythign abotu grapevine.hmm

[sc1twntrbo]

woot 189 is mine

[sc1twntrbo]

did he ask you why there all quiting

[sc1twntrbo]

im weak i can only lift what wai reps 4.5 times

[cumstang02]

pussy, he told me that he knows that i was at one of the best stores in the company and they aren't going to ask me to give up my bread and butter but they need coverage in grapevine.
so, i thought fuck it. I like risking jail time to go to work.

[cumstang02]

the thing about the wieght that wai lifts is because he lifts in bad form. You could lift alot more than you do if you broke form.

[cumstang02]

Wai is concerned with catching up with people that have been working out alot more than him. He will hurt himself if he doesn't change the way he lifts.

[sc1twntrbo]

i was liftign it and my back strted to feel the pain

[sc1twntrbo]

they are playing creap ont he radio

[cumstang02]

Who is creap

[cumstang02]

I can't beleive jeremy is trying to leave.

[cumstang02]

I feel hurt and i don't even know him.

[sc1twntrbo]

he cant leave it will sadden me

[cumstang02]

i think we should smack the hoe.

[cumstang02]

i'll bet he doesn't really leave because if he leave then ruby won't give him head ;)

[cumstang02]

So, how was the DR.pepper.

[cumstang02]

Vanilla cherry sounds good. I knew a girl that had that as a lip gloss.

[sc1twntrbo]

i never drank it. its diet and i put it in wais fridge

[cumstang02]

I can't carry this thread by myself.

[cumstang02]

I think i fucked up my arm, when i was pulling a 50lb. wieght out of the box my wrist popped and now it is burning.

[rubyred]

vanillla dr peppers from Sonic kick ass so i bet the cherry vanilla drink is good

[cumstang02]

Originally posted by rubyred
vanillla dr peppers from Sonic kick ass so i bet the cherry vanilla drink is good :stupid:

[sc1twntrbo]

you need to lift proper

[rubyred]

Originally posted by cumstang02
I think i fucked up my arm, when i was pulling a 50lb. wieght out of the box my wrist popped and now it is burning.

you should have adam kiss it and make it all better

[cumstang02]

ruby, are you outta school?

[sc1twntrbo]

ruby can you kiss my penis and make it feel better

[cumstang02]

you should have told her to kiss your ass.

[cumstang02]

ruby, i'm gonna need you to give jeremy head so he stays. Thanks.

[cumstang02]

:lala:

[sc1twntrbo]

ruby that would be great

[rubyred]

i'm done with school for the day, yeah

[sc1twntrbo]

im bored

[sc1twntrbo]

we will never hit 200 at this pace

[sc1twntrbo]

so pick it up

[sc1twntrbo]

so ruby whatcha say you wanna kis my penis and make it feel better

[sc1twntrbo]

post

[sc1twntrbo]

post now

[sc1twntrbo]

wai said he would be here at 4 its now after 4 and hes not here

[sc1twntrbo]

im sad

[rubyred]

Originally posted by sc1twntrbo
so ruby whatcha say you wanna kis my penis and make it feel better

what's wrong with it?

[sc1twntrbo]

ive had 1 customer all day

[sc1twntrbo]

Originally posted by rubyred
what's wrong with it?
uhh its n some sort of pain that is only helped by being kissed

[sc1twntrbo]

come one post up

[sc1twntrbo]

im tired of six flags comercials

[sc1twntrbo]

chyenne im taking your woman

[rubyred]

Originally posted by sc1twntrbo
uhh its n some sort of pain that is only helped by being kissed

something tells me you're trying to trick me here...

[sc1twntrbo]

id never try to trick you

[sc1twntrbo]

post you whores

[rubyred]

where'd chris go?

[rubyred]

are you calling me a whore?

[sc1twntrbo]

i dont know

[sc1twntrbo]

your more of a slut you dont get paid doing it like i do

[sc1twntrbo]

wwe need 10 mre pages

[sc1twntrbo]

come on people help

[rubyred]

oh ok...slut is so much better than whore

[sc1twntrbo]

im not strong enoughto hold this ship up by myself

[sc1twntrbo]

depends on who you are

[rubyred]

why isn't chris posting anymore?

[Berserk]

Weeeeeeeeeeeee!

[KuruptGTA]

Yahoo.

[KuruptGTA]

Jebus. 190 pages

[sc1twntrbo]

YUP

[KuruptGTA]

BWAHAHAHA. biatch.

[KuruptGTA]

:yup:

[KuruptGTA]

doo doo doo....whoringg awwaayyyy

[KuruptGTA]

gotta get a couple more posttssss.s...s..s.s.sss

[KuruptGTA]

ah fuck it. I'm done

[sc1twntrbo]

you cant stop it wont get us to 200 if you stop

[KuruptGTA]

okay. good argument.

[KuruptGTA]

god i'm such a slut

[KuruptGTA]

:chuckle:

[KuruptGTA]

we need a penguin smiley....like on billy madison....that'd rule.

[sc1twntrbo]

i just called my district manager to tell him my dr pepper story and he said he was jelous

[sc1twntrbo]

yes we do

[sc1twntrbo]

he had a customer but he will call me back for details

[KuruptGTA]

yeah. Dr. Pecker.....

[KuruptGTA]

that's what they called me in my pre med days

[sc1twntrbo]

i dont think page 200 will happen tongiht

[sc1twntrbo]

do you mean you class c porno days

[sc1twntrbo]

come one i need page 200 bad

[sc1twntrbo]

this is upsettign me

[sc1twntrbo]

fine i cant post what i wanted to

[rubyred]

well think of something to talk about

[sc1twntrbo]

we can talk about how creapy the animated animals are at chuck e cheeses

[sc1twntrbo]

the move so weird

[sc1twntrbo]

kinda like there not real

[sc1twntrbo]

i htink it might be some kind of conspiracy

[KuruptGTA]

crazy asses....it might happen but you two are being wussies. Actually typin' shit that matters. C'mon men This is a whore thread!

[sc1twntrbo]

i need chris to fax me a paccemaster spiff form

[sc1twntrbo]

well whore then

[sc1twntrbo]

im doing my part are you

[sc1twntrbo]

woot 192 is mine

[rubyred]

are yall really going to chuck e. cheese tonight?

[sc1twntrbo]

193 here we come

[sc1twntrbo]

man i hope so but i doubt it well prob go to humperdinks

[KuruptGTA]

post like this... and yes, the chuck e cheese guys are fuckin ' creepy

[sc1twntrbo]

i love chuck e cheeses

[sc1twntrbo]

perfect place to meet girls

[KuruptGTA]

yeah, i'm tryin' but i'm at work....

[sc1twntrbo]

i mean pickup girlls mom

[KuruptGTA]

you wanna meet chicks? Don't go to a wireless web cafe. Just a bunch of crazy fuckers that play everquest and stuff...

[sc1twntrbo]

single moms put out

[sc1twntrbo]

why would i go to a wireless cafe. it just sounds gay

[KuruptGTA]

what else....oh yeah. I met a TON of cute chicks at the zoo the other day. It was sorority or somethin'....about 20 girls in a group....talked to them... no #'s 'cause of the woman....sure she was in a diff. state, but....

[sc1twntrbo]

r u a closet nerd

[sc1twntrbo]

the zoo thats an idea

[KuruptGTA]

Originally posted by sc1twntrbo
why would i go to a wireless cafe. it just sounds gay

Had an hour to kill on my lunch break, closest thing to eat at....all these PC network guys .... same cafe....playing everquest or somethin' I dunno. they were all talking on those wireless headsets back and forth...

[sc1twntrbo]

what about the hospitol

[KuruptGTA]

Originally posted by sc1twntrbo
r u a closet nerd

Nope a closet lebian.

[rubyred]

yall go out to eat too much