Live in Texas and screwed Jeremy's ex? Post up!!!

[sc1twntrbo]

a whore

[Firebird 383]

Lick me

[sc1twntrbo]

im crying

[Firebird 383]

I want 5K

[Firebird 383]

Dig the new Sig

[cumstang02]

What sounds good

[Firebird 383]

I must be post # 5000!!!

[sc1twntrbo]

hahahahah i think i got it woot

[Firebird 383]

Holy shit

[Firebird 383]

How do ya tell?

[sc1twntrbo]

i like the sig

[sc1twntrbo]

i count i go to the main page see what number we are at and count back. so i think the 5000 was were i said "a whore"

[cumstang02]

hey, adam. Lenny is on his way to your store.

[Firebird 383]

How fitting.

[Firebird 383]

Is squiggy with him?

[rubyred]

Originally posted by cumstang02
What does it mean if you get hard on for no reason?

means you were thinking about me ;)

[cumstang02]

I don't get it :shrug:

[cumstang02]

Ruby is here, Yay Yay

[cumstang02]

I like bewbs.

[sc1twntrbo]

why is lenny comming here

[sc1twntrbo]

i told ruby to drive out and visit us she called me a craka and said no

[cumstang02]

Adam, candy wants my social security number.

[sc1twntrbo]

she called me lookign for you

[sc1twntrbo]

she has called tons of times today and tyhe other day

[sc1twntrbo]

ask her for her nnumber

[rubyred]

you're so cheating on me.

[rubyred]

both of you

[sc1twntrbo]

its getting hot in here

[rubyred]

Originally posted by sc1twntrbo
i told ruby to drive out and visit us she called me a craka and said no

what do i get if i come visit yall?

[sc1twntrbo]

how am i cheating relationship ended with a gang bang

[rubyred]

so take off all your clothes

[sc1twntrbo]

Originally posted by rubyred
what do i get if i come visit yall?
to bring me something besides water to drink

[KuruptGTA]

wow. page?

[cumstang02]

I gave it to her

[sc1twntrbo]

what page should we end on today

[KuruptGTA]

168? Good job guys. Now I'll recant the "free pizza" lunch tale....here goes.

[cumstang02]

Ruby stole my line that i used like 3 pages ago

[sc1twntrbo]

what did you give her, a dick int he ass

[cumstang02]

I think we should end this on page 113

[rubyred]

Originally posted by cumstang02
Ruby stole my line that i used like 3 pages ago

i know, but i want to be like you. you're the coolest person i know

[cumstang02]

I will if she is a good girl.

[sc1twntrbo]

i cant get ahold of anyoenin corporate

[cumstang02]

They never answer. Oh and page 169 in mine BIOTCHES

[rubyred]

69 is a good number...or so i've heard

[cumstang02]

Good news everyone. Lenny made it to adam's store. That is all.

[rubyred]

bye everyone...going shopping again! :)

[cumstang02]

69 is my favorite number

[cumstang02]

have fun

[sc1twntrbo]

ok

[sc1twntrbo]

we should go to haunted houseds without him

[sc1twntrbo]

i ment wai

[cumstang02]

If your pissing and you shake it three times when your done you know to get the piss out. Well, does that count as playing with it. You know because you did shake it more than twice.

[cumstang02]

Any thoughts on that

[sc1twntrbo]

i guess it depends on how long of a hake it is

[KuruptGTA]

So i'm up at lunch. Free pizza and salad galore. There's 8 tins of salad (big tins, probably 8" X 10". and 20 pizzas...:yum: I start in on a piece of pizza and then go down to workout. Now I know full well most of it'll be gone before I get back. I come back, sure enough most of it's gone, but there's a thing of salad (untouched) and my hawaiian pizza I wanted. I eat a couple pieces....then go to get salad. The little fucking troll Ceasar is up there (i posted about him including pics somewhere in this thread) and takes the big plastic spoon, mind you this is a WHOLE ORDER OF SALAD, and starts taking bites....he then puts the large spoon back in and sits down. I look at him and I'm like . What's up dude. You done? he goes, "yeah, what up bro? What's your problem?" I say " well, dick. You just ate out of the salad bowl, put your nasty ass spoon back in there and left...." meanwhile theres used ranch dripping off the spoon all over the salad..... Hes like" alright bro, whatever. Whatchu gonna do about it?" I stood up and said " If you wanna get all gangsta about it. " He got all pissy and was like " what bro, what , whatchu gonna do?!" I started to walk over to him to ...discuss the matter...yes, discuss 'cause we're at work. Now here's the beauty part. This girl Tamika jumps between us. She goes "Ceaser you disgusting shit. Pick up that fucking salad and toss it. Don't be a little gangsta or I'll bitch slap you." I'm just standing there astounded...Ceaser looks like he's about ready to cry. And then everyone in there (all 5 people) bust out laughin' at the same time. He glares at everyone and just gets pissed and leaves....the saying around the office so far has been "Well if you wanna act gangsta.." :lmao: too funny...BTW, pizza was :yum:

[KuruptGTA]

Originally posted by cumstang02
If your pissing and you shake it three times when your done you know to get the piss out. Well, does that count as playing with it. You know because you did shake it more than twice.

I read that as "piss in your shake three times when you're done and play with it." :lmao:

[sc1twntrbo]

i dont remember reading or seeing ceasar please update me on this guy if there is stuff i need to know

[KuruptGTA]

:lala: whoring whoring,

[sc1twntrbo]

mani hate it when the store is hot. i like the store chilli makes customers buy faster`

[KuruptGTA]

Originally posted by sc1twntrbo
i dont remember reading or seeing ceasar please update me on this guy if there is stuff i need to know

He's the 4'10 (says he's 5'3) little half mexican bald dude that looks like the lead singer of staind. He says he can dunk on a 10' rim, and used to take roids.....that sums it up. I posted a pic of his bitch ass, but I"m not goin' through 100+ pages to find it. Sorry dude.

[sc1twntrbo]

whore until you hurt

[KuruptGTA]

He's a douche.

[sc1twntrbo]

ohh jeffs pre recrded mesage called me and told me i can have a free 15000 satalite for 29.95. how does that make it free

[KuruptGTA]

I need about 50 more posts to get to 1 PPD.....:bang:

[sc1twntrbo]

post a new pic

[sc1twntrbo]

you dotn have to i just wanted to have a responce

[sc1twntrbo]

man im goingot get pissy if the ac stays broken

[sc1twntrbo]

the humidity is the worst part

[KuruptGTA]

Originally posted by sc1twntrbo
ohh jeffs pre recrded mesage called me and told me i can have a free 15000 satalite for 29.95. how does that make it free

After you pay him 29.95 it's free...just think of it as "freeing your checkbook"

[KuruptGTA]

right. go tit.

[KuruptGTA]

:lmao: meant got it

[sc1twntrbo]

i got it

[cumstang02]

I got it

[cumstang02]

No, wait i don't get it.

[cumstang02]

This isn't as fun as it used to be

[sc1twntrbo]

me either but dotn tell him that he thinks its funny

[sc1twntrbo]

it got old along time ago

[cumstang02]

really, maybe he sniffs glue.

[KuruptGTA]

and yeah, I did "got it" I ownz 170 ya

[cumstang02]

I gotta pee pee in the little boys room

[sc1twntrbo]

you should put nicole on ebayq

[cumstang02]

Originally posted by KuruptGTA
and yeah, I did "got it" I ownz 170 ya Oh..............i get it..................... Bwahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa hahahahaahahahhahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha hahhhhhhhhhhhahahahahah

[sc1twntrbo]

dont lie its not nice

[cumstang02]

I just remember it again bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahah ahaahhahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah haahah*wipes tears out of eyes* thats funny. hehe

[cumstang02]

I think i stripped my pants

[cumstang02]

I hate oldies music

[cumstang02]

It is chest day Yay Yay

[cumstang02]

this is the first time i have seen the sun in days

[cumstang02]

it is like 73 degrees out side adam open the doors and quit your bitchin

[sc1twntrbo]

if it doesnt rain i might do my rear shocks, unless you guys have sugestions. wait food mmmmmmmmmmmm

[cumstang02]

Food rules all

[cumstang02]

and now boredom sets in

[KuruptGTA]

bastards

[KuruptGTA]

:chuckle:

[KuruptGTA]

:lala: dude. I need more to do. I 'm so bored. I think that I should just be made an exec or something....then instead of posting stupid shit here I can just put all that energy to the gym.....

[KuruptGTA]

?

[sc1twntrbo]

both doors have been open allday

[KuruptGTA]

oh the a.c. still broke? sucky.

[KuruptGTA]

damn i need 100 more posts to make 1 PPD. I will do this before close of business today. oh yes. i wll.. muahahahawahahwahahwahwhahwhahhwuiwpeior. :evil:

[KuruptGTA]

mock. yeah . yeah yeah. ing yeah

[KuruptGTA]

mock

[KuruptGTA]

ing

[KuruptGTA]

bird

[KuruptGTA]

everybody heard,...... mocking bird...yeah yeah.... okay fuck. that sucked

[sc1twntrbo]

es it is. the vp called the land lord and bitched him out

[KuruptGTA]

neva say tht I'm a gangsta.

[KuruptGTA]

now that's gangsta

[KuruptGTA]

you're late. I almost funned myself to death.

[KuruptGTA]

page 171... call brb

[sc1twntrbo]

i was busy and im debating if i should work out its hot in here

[KuruptGTA]

workout. It's good for ya. I gotta do that when I get off. hour of cardio (damn free pizza) then I'm gonna work bi's and tri's.

[KuruptGTA]

the rain in spain flss mainly on the plain.

[KuruptGTA]

damn . typo

[KuruptGTA]

The rain in spain falls mainly on the plain.

[KuruptGTA]

brb. gotta pe.e

[sc1twntrbo]

ok i guess ill workout youll hafta carry on wihtout me

[sc1twntrbo]

cumstang is a bitch

[sc1twntrbo]

a little bitch

[KuruptGTA]

:chuckle: he called the whore a bitch.

[KuruptGTA]

:wave: later. I need like 80 more posts...I just wanna be up to 1 PPD....damn.

[KuruptGTA]

doo doo doo..... doobie doobie doo.....doo doo doo doo.....doobie doobie dooobie.... I have no fucking clue. :shrug:

[KuruptGTA]

I'm going to try and post some coherent shit. Now try and follow me.

[sc1twntrbo]

since we dont get paid for whoring wouldnt that make us sluts

[KuruptGTA]

mcdamit is kind of a fucker. But I think he could be a troll from here....not too sure, but maybe.

[KuruptGTA]

Kenny is just a dipshit. plain and simple, just a dumbass kid from somewhere.

[KuruptGTA]

Redraif used to be fictional (and of the ugly car land) Now she is a real person (still from ugly car land :finger: ) which brings me to my question.

[KuruptGTA]

What the fuck is Goofy? He's not a dog, he drives a car and wears a hat. He can't be a person 'cause he looks like a dog....:conf:

[KuruptGTA]

Walt Disney must have been on some hardcore shit when he came up with Goofy's goofy ass.

[KuruptGTA]

Anyone? Any ideas...besides the obvious that Kenny is really redraif and Mcdammit is Goofy in disguise....

[sc1twntrbo]

have you been watchign stand by me

[KuruptGTA]

goin' for page 172.

[KuruptGTA]

sweet.

[sc1twntrbo]

wow your a post slut

[KuruptGTA]

I'm tyring to get my PPD to 1.

[KuruptGTA]

and yes. I am a slut. :)

[sc1twntrbo]

once you hit it everything else is easy

[KuruptGTA]

:lmao: I don't know why I wanna do it. I just do.

[KuruptGTA]

Whos got the best weekend planned? cheyenne383 24 170
10-08-2004 06:17 PM
by KuruptGTA
I have a question ( 1 2 ) Mcdamit 42 249
10-08-2004 06:04 PM
by KuruptGTA
Post Whores... ( 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 ... Last page ) ADV1 5136 20122
10-08-2004 06:02 PM
by KuruptGTA
Got called into the Chief's office this morning. :-( TC 20 155
10-08-2004 05:49 PM
by KuruptGTA
Age??? ( 1 2 3 ) ADV1 63 475
10-08-2004 05:42 PM
by KuruptGTA

[KuruptGTA]

damn I'm a slut.

[KuruptGTA]

I'll get 2 more then stop.... for the weekend. :)

[sc1twntrbo]

i figured it out since i do it at work im technicaly gettign paid so im a whore

[KuruptGTA]

yay. 1200 posts....:lala: later dudes.

[KuruptGTA]

hey, good point! Me too....Damn I m' high priced. :eek:

[Evil Cartman]

Originally posted by cheyenne383
:bravo: When are you going to sell me your car at a really cheap price? I love it, and I know you want to make me happy and sell it to me for like $3. :D
Sorry, Demon Z28 gets first crack at it :o:

[sc1twntrbo]

dont try to get this thread off topic

[Joez88Camaro]

BLAH!

[Evil Cartman]

ARSE!

[sc1twntrbo]

ehh i lied its cool

[sc1twntrbo]

bump

[rubyred]

TECH - 70
nebraska - 10

YAY! :D

[cumstang02]

Rubyred is leaving

[cumstang02]

I love it when it rains

[cumstang02]

I will get paid to play on the computer allday because i doubt anyone will come here in this weather.

[cumstang02]

Oh, and i will have time to workout and not get interrupted.

[cumstang02]

HAHA i get paid to play on the computer and workout. The only cooler job would be to get paid to shoot people. MAN :( TC is cooler than me.

[cumstang02]

At least I don't answer phones for a living like ip305.

[TC]

this must be a threat to increase post counts

[rubyred]

i dont want to drive all the way back to lubbock today, somebody go with me and drive for me :)

[cumstang02]

ok, i'll go

[rubyred]

dont tease

[rubyred]

it's a very long boring drive

[rubyred]

:)

[cumstang02]

have fun driving home. You could always take adam with you.

[rubyred]

this thread was too far down the page, so now it's back on top :)

[Joez88Camaro]

You're not entertaining

[Joez88Camaro]

As a matter of fact, I'm going to throw a pound of extra sharp cheddar cheese at you

[Joez88Camaro]

Then do a pitiful job of mocking you

[sc1twntrbo]

thats not even funny. you need better material

[Joez88Camaro]

*detonates sc1twntrbo*

[sc1twntrbo]

hmmm should i play along or make fun of you

[Joez88Camaro]

make fun of me!!!

Horsefucker!!!!

:finger:

[BC94Formula]

Originally posted by rubyred
i dont want to drive all the way back to lubbock today, somebody go with me and drive for me :)

Id have done it if i wasnt working at Docs :D

[Firebird 383]

This thread is useful for posting stuff that doesn't warrant its own thread. On that note:

Is TGO working for you guys? It's not coming up for me so I'm guessing the server is down. Just wanted to make sure it wasn't just me.

[TMoNeE]

im baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

[DiabolicalZ]

TGO no worky for Mikey ... oh well, I'm banned anyway and I'm too lazy to create another name.

[ADV1]

banned... HA HA

[cheyenne383]

It ain't wotkin' for me either, I dunno. I think thats fuckin hularious, banned in 3 posts without even mentioning anybody's significant other. :lmao:

[redraif]

it was acting up some yesterday early for me too. Have not checked today...

Just checked...nope!

[cheyenne383]

Red, what happened to all your quotes, links, and pictures?

[cheyenne383]

Did you realize no one gave a shit?

[cumstang02]

I cared red. Wanna come cuddle? gggggggrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhh

[sc1twntrbo]

your soo in

[cumstang02]

you think, I'm going to put the moves on her.

[cumstang02]

i think see needs someone that is willing to love her as long and hard as i am.

[cheyenne383]

Just grab her boob, chicks love it when you do that.

[Joez88Camaro]

Grab her boob, yes.......

must grab suicide girl's boob, make her homicide girl

[cheyenne383]

bewbs

[Joez88Camaro]

hmm, I'm going to be meeting a friend in an hour, maybe I should grab her boob

Hmmmm.... bewbies......

Or should I ask first..

"Megan, can I grab you bewbie?"

"What?!?!"

"Your funbags, can I grab them?"

..........

[Joez88Camaro]

man, i'm super bored.


BLAH!!!!!!

[cumstang02]

People are being dick's today

[cumstang02]

Everyone that i talk to is being fucking retarded

[cumstang02]

WooooooHoooooo 174, BIOTCHES!!!!!!!!

[cumstang02]

I don't want to hear anyone else complain for at least 45 minutes. "I'm rich and my vagina hurts" cry me a river.

[sc1twntrbo]

goodluck

[KuruptGTA]

what the hell. 174 pages of crap.

mc d's

I'm lovin' it!

:)

[cumstang02]

yeah, i am going to sell a rich as guy two 6000.00 dollar treadmills. Yay me.

[KuruptGTA]

I need food. Damn I'm hungry.

[KuruptGTA]

Yay you? okay, Yay .... :lala:

[cumstang02]

I already ate a ham sandwich on whole wheat with a glass of milk :yum:

[cumstang02]

i have an apple and some yogurt if you want some

[cumstang02]

I also have all you can drink ozarka water

[cumstang02]

Thank god that i only have four more hours of work.

[cumstang02]

So, i think i will be dropping my classes because i'm a retard and i can pass a fucking test.

[cumstang02]

did anyone find calculus easy?

[Firebird 383]

Originally posted by cumstang02
yeah, i am going to sell a rich as guy two 6000.00 dollar treadmills. Yay me.


Let me guess... one for upstairs and one for downstairs, so he doesn't have to walk very far to take his walk?

That sounds like rich-guy logic to me.

[cumstang02]

Nope, even better one for his multi million dollar house here and one for his fucking winter house in colorado. Rich people suck.

[cheyenne383]

time for bbq :yum:

[KuruptGTA]

I ate a baked potatoe, small chili, nuggets and a water....oh yeah and 3 small choc. dounuts...:yum:

[cheyenne383]

I'm still hungry. Damn this loosing weight bullshit.

[cheyenne383]

I just need to find a way to eat good food and lose weight.

[Firebird 383]

Originally posted by cheyenne383
I just need to find a way to eat good food and lose weight.

Just buy a couple $6000 treadmills.





That way, you'll be broke and can't afford food.

[rubyred]

Originally posted by cumstang02
Nope, even better one for his multi million dollar house here and one for his fucking winter house in colorado. Rich people suck.

i want to be rich enough to have 2 houses! not fair.

[cheyenne383]

Originally posted by rubyred
i want to be rich enough to have 2 houses! not fair.

:wavey: It's not all it's cracked up to be.

[rubyred]

well i at least want to try, and then i'll make the decision of if it's all it's cracked up to be or not

[Firebird 383]

I'd settle for one 6-car garage with a loft.

[Firebird 383]

Cheyenne: Since your PM box is full, I'm using the post-whores thread...

Hey thanks for answering my tech question at TGO. I figured everything would plug in, but when I saw the 2 gauges were in opposite locations, I started thinking the traces would go to the wrong pins (?)

I'll snap a pick of the backside tonight. And one of the back of the cluster too. :kiki:

[cheyenne383]

Hey, my PM box aint full. :wtf:

[cheyenne383]

cool, if the shit aint working, email at the cheyenne 383 to the g mail

[cheyenne383]

Post Whores, not just for bullshit anymore. :thumbup:

[cheyenne383]

By the way, we had 171 pages of nonsense before you brought seriousness aboard. :efinger:

[cheyenne383]

Must................bury.................technical ..................information

[cheyenne383]

YAY YAY!!!!!!! I love owning pages.

[cheyenne383]

I'm going to fill this one up on my own.

[cheyenne383]

With complete nonsense and bullshit.

[cheyenne383]

Wow, usually someone interrupts by now.

[cheyenne383]

state fair couple = skinny little man with a big ol fat wife :true:

[cheyenne383]

My best friend lost $1200 on carnival games at a fair. :true:

[cheyenne383]

How the fuck do you spend 1200 bucks at a fucking carnival.

[cheyenne383]

This was the same guy that emailed me and I posted it, Nick.

[cheyenne383]

I think Nick has issues.

[cheyenne383]

Nick has no concept of fiscal responcibility.

[cheyenne383]

That sum bitch owes me almost $6000.

[cheyenne383]

And he's buying a motorcycle next week.

[cheyenne383]

I think I'm gonna steal the bike.

[cheyenne383]

Too bad it's a ghey ass softtail.

[cheyenne383]

I want a sport bike, but I don't want to die.

[cheyenne383]

I'm not smart enough for a motorcycle.

[cheyenne383]

I was absent on lugnut day. :kiki:

[cheyenne383]

Fuck it, I've done enough.

[sc1twntrbo]

seriousness is not alowed here

[cheyenne383]

Thats what I'm trying to bury, help a brotha out.

[KuruptGTA]

fuck the ceral! eat meat!

[KuruptGTA]

I tried. :shrug:

[cheyenne383]

Meat, the other white meat.

[cheyenne383]

um.........wait...............nevermind

[cumstang02]

Oh, just for your info.. There are alot of foods that are good and healthy.

[cheyenne383]

The best meat = chopped pork

[cheyenne383]

second best = deer steak

[cumstang02]

flavored body lube+ girl= :yum:

[cheyenne383]

Originally posted by cumstang02
Oh, just for your info.. There are alot of foods that are good and healthy.

:squint: Um.....no.