Live in Texas and screwed Jeremy's ex? Post up!!!

[Joez88Camaro]

*confuzion!*

[cumstang02]

I thought the gerbil died from lack of air

[ADV1]

Nahhh, I used the straw from Mcdonalds....

[Joez88Camaro]

*thinks of horrible thing to say but fails*

[Evil Cartman]

I just spit up in my mouth a little :(

[TMoNeE]

wtf, is this thread dying?

[ADV1]

No... It can't dye... not till it hits 200 pages...

[ADV1]

Shit... D I E not dye... dumbass...

[Firebird 383]

Remove Pants Before Shitting?

[sc1twntrbo]

oh so you want this to last till 200. thats not far enopuh i think we should hit 275 or 300 jsut so that the numbers ont he bottom of the screen need to be continued

[sc1twntrbo]

oh and tommarow i work by myself and can easly get you 20-25 pages

[sc1twntrbo]

woot 143 is mine

[Joez88Camaro]

This thing will easily hit 200 pages

[Joez88Camaro]

Yesterday a dumb bitch that was going 25mph slower then me cut me off on the freeway

[Joez88Camaro]

The guy I carpool with opened a bottle of water and threw it out the window, I just zipped across and took the closest exit so she couldn't get my license plate #

[Joez88Camaro]

hey my posting average is finally .8 posts a day.

[Joez88Camaro]

I remember when it used to be in the .4 area

[Firebird 383]

Originally posted by Joez88Camaro
The guy I carpool with opened a bottle of water and threw it out the window, I just zipped across and took the closest exit so she couldn't get my license plate #


Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.

[Joez88Camaro]

Buffalo???

In chicago??????

[Firebird 383]

C'mon, don't tell me you don't recognize the quote.

[Joez88Camaro]

No, It's said but I don't, need to watch more TV and read more stuff.

It's that pathetic, then I spend about 1 1/2 hours here

[Firebird 383]

It's from Fletch. Chevy Chase says it when the chick is getting out of the shower wearing a towel.

[Joez88Camaro]

.........

I know who chevy chase is,
but fletch???

[KuruptGTA]

holy shit. 143.

[KuruptGTA]

mutha fuckin' :werd:

[KuruptGTA]

Uh, burned 32 DVD's this weekend...good times.

[KuruptGTA]

got the HOLLY wood MVP pass for $10. a month.....

[KuruptGTA]

it's nice. I've got all the new shit, most of the old shit....:lala: anyone here?

[KuruptGTA]

I'm gonna break a personal 1000 posts....yay me.

[DiabolicalZ]

I burned a cd today ... does that count for anything?

[KuruptGTA]

35 mo' to go, and 45 min. of work left.....this is the calmest it's been for awhile. kinda scary.

[KuruptGTA]

Maybe. How long did it take.

[KuruptGTA]

Mine burns around 16x.....i slow down though, 'cause sometimes they skip....

[chevy]

If richard simmons took the form of a thread....

[chevy]

it would look like this.

[KuruptGTA]

A DVD takes awhile though. It only goes at 2.4....I thinkit's the brand of DVD

[KuruptGTA]

no.. call brbr

[KuruptGTA]

fuckin call..

[KuruptGTA]

right in the middle of whorin' happens everytime.....

[DiabolicalZ]

I can burn cds at 48, usually keep it at 32 though.

[KuruptGTA]

that's fast. THey don't skip at 32? what brand of CD's do you use.

[KuruptGTA]

oh yeah, I own 144....not that it really matters anymore.... :true:

[KuruptGTA]

These Great AVO dvd's I bought are sweet. Good price (.32 apiece) and nice quality..... The cd's were about .20 each....

[KuruptGTA]

some chick gave me "white chicks" on two CD R's....asked if I could burn them into one DVD....I was like sure, for $15....she's like "but I'm so pretty...." all flirty grindin' her butt on my leg....I was like, ho, you gotta man....okay, I didn't call her a ho, but I still said no. Dirty ho.

[KuruptGTA]

24 mo' posts to go.....

[KuruptGTA]

damn hot asian chick here at work. I think she;s about as big around as my forearm....prolly a size -2.....

[KuruptGTA]

put it this way, she could probably fit through a chopsticks wrapper. :)

[KuruptGTA]

and I"m talkin' to myself....wonder what it looks like when this thread keeps going to the top with my name. Kinda like a huge turd that won't go down....

[KuruptGTA]

man, I thnk the little Skeelo dude I posted about in this thread quit...havn't seen him for like 3 days....

[KuruptGTA]

lala....lots of posts

[KuruptGTA]

18 more

[KuruptGTA]

page 145 may be in my future. depending on who tries to snipe it.

[KuruptGTA]

not that that matters....

[KuruptGTA]

wow all me

[KuruptGTA]

crappy crap crap

[KuruptGTA]

13 more.....

[KuruptGTA]

12....and I'm bored.....

[KuruptGTA]

23 minutes left of work.

[KuruptGTA]

keep on truckin'

[KuruptGTA]

whoa. weird. my left ear hurts.....

[KuruptGTA]

maybe it's 'cause I'm dying I gotta get 8 more posts....

[KuruptGTA]

Wow, whole page of my ass....nice...

[KuruptGTA]

caraappp. someone save me.

[KuruptGTA]

wow, got a call right as i typed that. for like 30 sec. yay.

[KuruptGTA]

well, keepin' on keepin' on.

[KuruptGTA]

3 more....

[KuruptGTA]

2

[KuruptGTA]

1000 posts of pure shit!

:true:

[KuruptGTA]

yay. now for end of page/

[KuruptGTA]

:lala:

[KuruptGTA]

wow, do i get a page to myself? say it ain't so..

[KuruptGTA]

holy crap I owned top of 143, all of 144, and top of 145.


I'm out.

[KuruptGTA]

:stupid:

[sc1twntrbo]

yea bithces im back

[sc1twntrbo]

this thread got old but ill do my best to help it out

[sc1twntrbo]

i know this hasta be the longest thread here but i wonder whaat the longest thread ever is

[cumstang02]

this one, ass licker

[cumstang02]

the longest thread was the waiting list to fuck kenny's mom

[cheyenne383]

I doubt anyone has posted this much about anything ever before. We should call Ripley's

[cheyenne383]

I want the record for being the stupidest person on the internet.

[cheyenne383]

hey firebird, i have a guy that looks lie silent bob come in all the time, never buy anything or talk, wtf?

[sc1twntrbo]

Originally posted by cheyenne383
I want the record for being the stupidest person on the internet.
wont happen far too much competition aka mcdamnit kenny rentacock and others

[cheyenne383]

okay, i want to be the boredest person on the intraweb

[sc1twntrbo]

and i think v-buliton keeps track aof all the thread stats or post stats or somehting

[sc1twntrbo]

yoiu have me to compete on that

[cumstang02]

well find out if we win

[cumstang02]

i have nothing to do but post today

[cumstang02]

is anything going on tonight

[cumstang02]

i think brandon is ditching us for a girl again

[Firebird 383]

Originally posted by cheyenne383
hey firebird, i have a guy that looks lie silent bob come in all the time, never buy anything or talk, wtf?


Be careful, he might be using the jedi mind trick on you when you're not expecting it.

[cumstang02]

What happened to bro's before hoes

[cheyenne383]

Meh, I'm going to lunch......on the clock. Y'all have fun.

[cumstang02]

him and mike both

[cheyenne383]

Originally posted by cumstang02
What happened to bro's before hoes

the hoes showed up

[cheyenne383]

Originally posted by Firebird 383
Be careful, he might be using the jedi mind trick on you when you're not expecting it.

The first few times I though he was stealing shit, but I watched him, and I think he just has issues. :conf:

[cheyenne383]

bye now, be back later....of course.

[sc1twntrbo]

what about bros before hoes, at least his insnt physco

[sc1twntrbo]

or is she ask brandon how well she fucks we will know then

[rubyred]

Originally posted by sc1twntrbo
what about bros before hoes, at least his insnt physco or is she ask brandon how well she fucks we will know then

is that how we judge the pyscho-factor now? :conf:

[sc1twntrbo]

if you read back a couple post youll see what there talkign about

[cumstang02]

Man, this day sux

[cumstang02]

wOOt 146 is mine matha biotches

[cumstang02]

dave left me a bunch of random nonsense to try to figure out. It looks like he bought a vectra from gary but i could be wrong and there is a check one the counter but i don't know what order it goes to and a credit report run on a customer but the info is missing. This is some hoe shit.

[cumstang02]

And i'm getting hungry but what do i want for lunch.

[ADV1]

Burp... Belch... ehh

[cumstang02]

What did it taste like

[Firebird 383]

Whatup biznitches.

[ADV1]

it tasted like Runza...

[ADV1]

mmmph... FART!!! ehh....

[Firebird 383]

I ate at McDonalds for lunch.

I didn't get to use the "Mcdammit!" line though.

[ADV1]

http://runza.com/images/whatzarunza.gif



MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy!

[Firebird 383]

Looks like it would give you the runza.

[ADV1]

I prefer the swiss Mushroom Runza... Oh god are those good!!!

[ADV1]

Real Runza however, have cabbage stuffed in with the meat... MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm


I think seconds might be in order tonight...

[KuruptGTA]

:yum: lunch for me is noodles with creme of mushroom, fresh green peas and albacore tuna....:yum:

[ADV1]

you said tuna...

[cheyenne383]

I have a burger for lunch and a chopped pork samich for dinner almost every day. :(

[DiabolicalZ]

Damn you and your runza talk! There's one a few blocks away and I'm thinking about going there now...

[ADV1]

You should go Mike!!! I also reccomend their mini corndogs!!! Delicious!!!

[TMoNeE]

werd

[Firebird 383]

I had a chopped pork sandwich for lunch yesterday.

MMMMmmmm Famous Daves. You guys have Famous Daves BBQ by you?

[cheyenne383]

yup, too expensive. I get bbq from a guy at a gas station. :thumbup:

[Firebird 383]

Does he sell it out of the back of his car or something?


Watches, Gold chains, BBQ...

[cheyenne383]

He's got a trailer with a smoker set up behind it. It's ghetto as hell, but it is DAMN GOOD! :yum:

[Firebird 383]

I'm picturing the guy on Monster Garage pulling the VW BBQ on his bike and crashing. :lmao:

[ADV1]

Oh yeah... Famous Daves!!! GOOD EATIN!!!



We've got a couple of thsoe guys with the BBq trailers... Holysmoke BBQ and Old Mans BBQ

[cheyenne383]

Seriously, the best bbq is Dreamland for chains and the best bbq over all is Jimmy's Tangy Wang from a trailer at a gas station.

[cumstang02]

the best bbq i ever had was a place in the ghetto that was all shot up and built under an highway overpass. GOOOOOOOOOOOOD siznat

[Firebird 383]

Originally posted by cheyenne383
the best over all is Jimmy's Tangy Wang

:kiki:

[cheyenne383]

I laugh too, but I keep going back.

[ADV1]

See sig...

[ADV1]

Woot! 147!!!

[cheyenne383]

Meh, I've had worse.

[ADV1]

Still not changing it...

[cheyenne383]

So I just changed mine to get even. :chuckle:

[DiabolicalZ]

:lmao: I think I shall go to runza sometime here, g'damn that swiss mushroom is so good. :yum:

[cumstang02]

I don't know why but the best food places always seem to be the places that are dirty and run down. You know places that seem like that are about to be shut down by the health inspector. Like a place called smiley's bbq. They have great food and the entire police station seem to eat there but they are good. I had chick-fil-a for lunch

[cheyenne383]

Exactly, the shittier the environment, the better the food. I have no fear of bugs, animals, etc in my food because it's just SOO damn good.

[cheyenne383]

ADV, go ahead and comment on my sig so I can change it. :finger:

[Firebird 383]

Cockroaches = protein

[ADV1]

No no... you go ahead and keep it... cause I'm still not changing mine...




Well maybe a little...

[cheyenne383]

:chuckle:

[cumstang02]

The only thing you have to watch out for is the chef's personal sauce but if you make him mad enough to add it then, ehhh. Just add katchup and don't for get to thank him.

[BC94Formula]

I got new rotors and tires yesterday....yay...my car moves again!!! :thumbup:

[cumstang02]

Cheyenne, i heard a rumor and you don't need to answer this question if you don't want to but did you really let Mcdammit get you in the as without lube?

[cumstang02]

Originally posted by BC94Formula
I got new rotors and tires yesterday....yay...my car moves again!!! :thumbup: But for how long?

[cheyenne383]

Cumstain, I eat peices of shit like you for breakfast.





Be nice. :cry:

[cumstang02]

Ok, just to change the subject. How much would you charge to let a girl shit in your mouth? Thats the question that we talked over diner the other night.

[cheyenne383]

I wouldn't let her do it. There are WAY too many single girls out there to do shit like that.

[Firebird 383]

But would you shit in her mouth if she asked?

[ADV1]

OK cheyenne I lied... I changed my sig...

[Firebird 383]

yeah, good use of quotes there ADV

[cheyenne383]

Much better. :lmao:

[Firebird 383]

Here, I got something for ya:

[


:lmao:

[cheyenne383]

[ ?

[Firebird 383]

I installed a Lokar throttle cable on the Caprice last night. It kicked my ass.

[DiabolicalZ]

He forgot the [ infront of the first [quote] in his sig. :kiki:

[cheyenne383]

Damn it, you beat me to it.

[cheyenne383]

Originally posted by Firebird 383
I installed a Lokar throttle cable on the Caprice last night. It kicked my ass.

I can imagine.

[Firebird 383]

Originally posted by cheyenne383
[ ?



copied from ADV1's sig:

QUOTE]Originally posted by cumstang02
Ok, How much would you charge to let a girl shit in your mouth? [/QUOTE]

[cheyenne383]

I drove to Atlanta for no good reason last night. :whip:

[cheyenne383]

Boo yah, page 999,999,999 is mine. :bang:

[Firebird 383]

I have to re-engineer the throttle pedal to get the cable to hook to it. Nothing is ever simple.

[cheyenne383]

Originally posted by Firebird 383
copied from ADV1's sig:

QUOTE]Originally posted by cumstang02
Ok, How much would you charge to let a girl shit in your mouth? [/QUOTE]

I know, I was trying to say the same thing as you, you just posted first. :(

[DiabolicalZ]

d00d its only page 148

[cheyenne383]

Get another pedal from a car with a cable.

[Firebird 383]

Originally posted by cheyenne383
I drove to Atlanta for no good reason last night. :whip:


Can't you find pussy in your own town? :D

[cheyenne383]

I can, for once it's not just about the pussy.

[Firebird 383]

Originally posted by cheyenne383
Get another pedal from a car with a cable.

I did- out of a '70 Impala. It didn't work because the cable would've come out of the firewall right into the back of the brake booster... So we cut the arm off and relocated it. But since I don't have a welder, it was welded 40 miles away from my house. When I brought it home & test-fit it, I found that it's not gonna work. Fuck.

[DiabolicalZ]

Originally posted by cheyenne383
I can, for once it's not just about the pussy.

BLASPHEMER! :D

[Firebird 383]

It's always about one of two things:

1) money
2) pussy

[KuruptGTA]

Originally posted by cheyenne383
Boo yah, page 999,999,999 is mine. :bang:

It was 148 . Jackass. :finger:

[DiabolicalZ]

Originally posted by KuruptGTA
It was 148 . Jackass. :finger:

I already said that. Jackass. :finger:

[sc1twntrbo]

im back bitches

[sc1twntrbo]

your gonna get it

[DiabolicalZ]

Originally posted by sc1twntrbo
im back bitches

Damn

[MrDude_1]

psst.

i still own you all in posts

[sc1twntrbo]

you better be scared

[sc1twntrbo]

Originally posted by MrDude_1
psst.

i still own you all in posts
dont take my glory

[sc1twntrbo]

i hate it how dude always has to brag

[sc1twntrbo]

it makes me feel less of a whore. but i whore more latley

[DiabolicalZ]

Finally above 5 posts per day without extreme 1 post whorage ... :cool:

[sc1twntrbo]

man im tired

[sc1twntrbo]

i dotn work out for 2.5 hours and im not lettign this die

[sc1twntrbo]

were is cumstang. i hear he will let a girl shit in his mouth

[MrDude_1]

Originally posted by sc1twntrbo
i hate it how dude always has to brag



and i got here without even trying.

go..

try to beat my posts



you cant... muwahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[MrDude_1]

you know, i have more then SEVEN TIMES as many posts as you

[DiabolicalZ]

You sick fuck :raz:

[sc1twntrbo]

this mouse blows ass

[sc1twntrbo]

i have never tryed to beat you i just wanted to get my post per day to 1 and i did that thats why my posting has dwindled

[sc1twntrbo]

now im jsut tryign to keep this post alive for a little longer not much just a litte

[MrDude_1]

Originally posted by sc1twntrbo
this mouse blows ass

you know, if you took out its ball and played with it, perhaps licked it, it mike work better for ya....

[sc1twntrbo]

i mean thread

[MrDude_1]

Originally posted by sc1twntrbo
i have never tryed to beat you i just wanted to get my post per day to 1 and i did that thats why my posting has dwindled

of course you didnt try to beat me.

you dont have enough ambition. :finger:

[sc1twntrbo]

Originally posted by MrDude_1
you know, if you took out its ball and played with it, perhaps licked it, it mike work better for ya....
took out the ball cleaned the bakll and took an eraser to all the rollers but the damn thing still skips

[sc1twntrbo]

if i had ambition i would be out of school and i wouldnt be selling fitness equipment

[sc1twntrbo]

i keep finding those easy jobs that pay well just makes you wanna not do anything

[cheyenne383]

Originally posted by MrDude_1
psst.

i still own you all in posts

per day? I have 8+

[cheyenne383]

Originally posted by Firebird 383
It's always about one of two things:

1) money
2) pussy

Yeah, I've always said that. I think I'm in for something bad to happen because it really isn't about either. I'll let everyone know when it hits me and I feel like dying.

[sc1twntrbo]

dudes got 11+

[cheyenne383]

I have 11, I just checked. :lmao:

[cheyenne383]

Thats sad as hell, ain't it?

[sc1twntrbo]

yes it is

[sc1twntrbo]

porn

[cheyenne383]

Meh, I finally have better shit to do, if you haven't noticed I post a lot less recently.

[cheyenne383]

Like I've been saying, I doubt I'll hardly ever post after December, so I might as well do it while I can.

[MrDude_1]

heh, whats sad is i have that 11+ or whatever it is... over a peroid of YEARS.

whats worse is, i went almost 2 years with next to no posting here.

[sc1twntrbo]

i only post like this at work or when im waitng for me to get tired at night

[sc1twntrbo]

we were never aloud to post like this when dude got his shit up gk locked the threads

[sc1twntrbo]

2 hours till workout

[cheyenne383]

The funniest thing is, I rarely have much to say in my daily activities. I'm a pretty quiet guy.

[sc1twntrbo]

internet passes myt life by

[DiabolicalZ]

same

[cheyenne383]

I really never understood how people could get on a computer and stay for more than 2 minutes before I got one, look at me now. :lmao:

[sc1twntrbo]

i hate the computer its like crack. leads me no were and i cant get away from using it

[KuruptGTA]

yeah, i'm almost up to 1 PPD. I think I'm at like .87.....:loser:

[cheyenne383]

I'll just smoke more when I'm not around the intraweb.

[cheyenne383]

It's like friggin catnip for clones!

[KuruptGTA]

BWAHAHAHA...just copied Meatballs....love that shit.

[sc1twntrbo]

he aint gonna die

[KuruptGTA]

also got blow and scarface

[cheyenne383]

You guys lost me :conf:

[sc1twntrbo]

noooooooo ooooooo

[KuruptGTA]

:bang: and I ownz 150. Bitches! :chuckle:

[sc1twntrbo]

i have almost 80 dvd's does that mean anything

[cheyenne383]

I have like 15 or so, I have a shit ton of CDs though, I loves the music.

[sc1twntrbo]

i use to buy cd's then my cd rack got filled and since i cant find another to match it i stoped buying cd's

[sc1twntrbo]

but i love to buy dvd's and cd's and i will buy more cd's when i find a matching cd tower

[KuruptGTA]

no not really. I just copi.....uh "backed up" 42 this weekend....started friday night....ended sunday at like 11 pm....:thumbup:

[KuruptGTA]

I love the Hollywood MVP thing. 3 DVD's at a time....3 people in our house with it... 9 movies at a time for $10 a month. :)

[ADV1]

fart...

[KuruptGTA]

Oh yeah, the chick at the video store put a note in with my DVD's last time....it said "enjoy your DVD's...each note was in a diff color, each one was also on a seperate piece of paper.....:)


EDIT: the note was broken up.... ENJOY YOUR on one DVD's on another and a smiley and her name on the last....

[ADV1]

***scratches Ass***


boring... what else ya got?

[KuruptGTA]

Originally posted by ADV1
fart...

:eek:......run

[KuruptGTA]

Originally posted by ADV1
***scratches Ass***


boring... what else ya got?


You may have anal fleas. :)

[KuruptGTA]

bold textitalicized textbig textcolor text

[KuruptGTA]

italic bold big blue text

[ADV1]

***picks nose***


***rolls buger around***


***tosses on floor***




Still bored...

[KuruptGTA]

bold green

[sc1twntrbo]

I DONT GET HE BIG WRITING`

[sc1twntrbo]

what about big buggers that take up a whole nostal

[KuruptGTA]

Originally posted by ADV1
***picks nose***


***rolls buger around***


***tosses on floor***




Still bored...

First of all

:wtf: is a buger.....second Ewww..... booger

[KuruptGTA]

what big writin'..... that's just me. I'm huge. :)

[KuruptGTA]

:lala: busy...calll

[cheyenne383]

I just went to the UT car club meeting. :lmao:

[cheyenne383]

They asked me to leave. :lmao:

[cheyenne383]

I lasted less than 5 minutes. :lmao:

[KuruptGTA]

okay, end call [continue whoring]

[KuruptGTA]

wtf. are you serious. If so good job! Why ddi they ask you to leave.

[KuruptGTA]

did you show 'em your pet elephant again?