Firebird92
07-03-2002, 10:51 AM
A cop gets a call to the scene of a horrific traffic accident. He gets out of his cruiser to check out the scene. The only victim is a naked blond who was thrown from the vehicle. He checks for a pulse and finds that she has died.He then notices the crowd of rubberneckers looking at her and figures he should do something to preserve her dignity. He goes back to the cruiser,opens the trunk and finds his jacket to lay over her.It won't cover all of her so he puts it on her torso then goes and gets his hat.The hat perfectly covers her crotch so he goes back to start his paperwork.As he's filling out the report he notices a drunk walking around the body,lifting the hat. First on one side then the other.He asks the drunk what he thinks he's doing.The drunk replies"Every time I ever seen one of these hats it had a F**cking Pr**k under it. This time I couldn't find it!!"