Are criminals really as stupid as...

[Newsance]

The bumbling, drooling idiots they show on cops?

I'm referring to the ones where the cops are cruising behind a guy in traffic, and watch the driver of the car in front of them throw something out the window and make a sudden right turn.

Or the guy with no shirt standing outside his ghetto home with a chewed up fist and a wife with a shiner claiming he hit his thumb with a hammer?

Or the guy caught with a big baggie of pot, and a package of little bitty baggies, a scale, and several thousand dollars of cash in his trunk claiming he doesn't know how it got there?

I mean really. Are those just handpicked clips, or are most people you arrest total retards?

[chainsaw]

i don't know, some of those people are pretty dumb.

example... was watching cops one night, a guy stole a bunch of batteries from an autozone..... his car's battery dies.....

instead of using one of the ones he just stole, the man proceeds to beat the shit out of his car.

a passerby sees the broken store window, the batteries, and the guy kicking the car, calls the cops.

i'd say they're pretty dumb.

[TheFormulaGod]

most are pretty stupid. Several years ago a cop in our city was dispatched to a larceny complaint. Turns out the guy said his sisters boyfriend stole his weed and tanita scale. dumbass.

[KamaroZ'91]

yup. Its just like on cops alot of the time.
The majority of what we catch are the not so slick crooks. Unfortunatly these are also the not so smart, 'lower class' arestees that like to use the restroom in back seats of cars.....
And even the scenery is much liks cops, you roll up to the location of the domestic dispute call and you have some fat guy with tattoos and a hairy back in his boxers running around the front yard curseing up a storm at his family members and of course he will have a brick in his hand threating to hit is wife with it, the you have his wife with her baggy tank top and nothing for shorts or underwear on the front porch, exposeing her wrinkled up breasts everytime she slightly drops her shoulders becaus her tops to large, no teeth. and shes throwing sh1t at him and yelling back. Then you have to go seperate each member to interview them, take one inside the house and of course its nasty as hell, dishes havent been washed in monthes and are laying all over the kitchen, garbage bags were never taken out some busted open on the floor, nasty stuff.

[Newsance]

What worthless trash. Kamaro, they should make you a poster child, showing that even complete retards can better themselves and only be mostly incompentent as officers of the law.

[KamaroZ'91]

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